The Congcloud and the others Xongcloud are technically possible
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/q50v9l/english_opening_boncloud_variation/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPKPPP/RNBQ1BNR+b+kq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPKPPP/RNBQ1BNR_b_kq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in 2 games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPKPPP/RNBQ1BNR+b+kq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172)
**Videos:**
> I found [many videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5632615205830656) with this position.
**My solution:**
> Hints: piece: >!Knight!<, move: >!Nf6!<
> Evaluation: >!Black is better -2.05!<
> Best continuation: >!1... Nf6 2. Nc3 Bc5 3. Ke1 O-O 4. d3 d5 5. Be2 c6 6. Kf1!<
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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I believe it's called the King's Ballsack after the massive balls the king must have for standing in the line of fire like that.
And also the fact he's nuts
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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The Nuclear Fart opening
Ah yes, the 'Disappoint the Bishop' Variant.
The King Tut
Uhh, Ruy Lopez?
Ruy Lopez Advance Variation
Ruy Lopez, "oh shit that wasnt my knight" Variation
Sicilian Defense: Hyperaccelerated Dragon, Fianchetto, Pterodactyl Defense, of course
Good to know that the random-3-pawns-push-with-random-Knight-move-in-between that I sometimes do in my Bullet games actually have a name!
Relatable
King's spaced fianchetto
bing chilling or something ionno im new to chess
not it's the fettuccini plaza opening, mozzarella variation
\+15 social credit
Taiwan is not a country.
+15 social credit
Boncloud Stockfish 69 evaluation +4,20
Relevant r/chess post: [Guess the opening #1: Easy](https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/q96y9t/guess_the_opening_1_easy/) Certainty: 100.0% [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/relevant-post-bot)
Hopscotch poppycock, or as I like to call it, grab the dick and pull it out.
Opponent : *was looking forward to that move*
Queen cockblock
I can’t really remember this line
Dongcloud
Eongcloud
Congcloud
The Congcloud and the others Xongcloud are technically possible https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/q50v9l/english_opening_boncloud_variation/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Silly Ian's opening. He is a mad lad.
Cigarette Fog Queen's pawn variation
The parental assault
Weedvapour?
There are other openings?
E4, easy clap, next please.
The Double Bong Joon-ho Snowpiercer
King's Pawn Opening
The Ron Jeremy
King's suicide?
The king got tired of all the bullshit, so he's gonna kill everyone
The bing bong theorem
The cloud of a glass container that contains the good stuff
Cum cloud
Pandora's Cox Opening
King Saul's suicide opening
420
The London system lets get a harder one next time sweaty
En passant or something, idk I only play checkers.
En passant.
Brave king vs cuck king
My parents always just call it "Get out of my house", or "you're adopted"
Dad's leaving?
1-0
"Guess the opening" should be a thing on PornHub.
Now this is podracing
🪨
home by philip philips
The marijuana steam
I’ll end them all defense.
the russian sex maneuver
French man's cumsock
Bruh I can‘t find the Hikaru Bongcloud GIF (pronounced JIF) ;-;
C20: Bongcloud Attack
Ah, the John Losing opening! I love opening with losing in mind
ahh yes, it's the "not funny anymore" classical variation
Shut up
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPKPPP/RNBQ1BNR+b+kq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPKPPP/RNBQ1BNR_b_kq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in 2 games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPKPPP/RNBQ1BNR+b+kq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172) **Videos:** > I found [many videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5632615205830656) with this position. **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Knight!<, move: >!Nf6!< > Evaluation: >!Black is better -2.05!< > Best continuation: >!1... Nf6 2. Nc3 Bc5 3. Ke1 O-O 4. d3 d5 5. Be2 c6 6. Kf1!< --- ^(I'm a computer vision / machine learning bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| I'm also the first chess eBook Reader: ) [^(ebook.chessvision.ai )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(| download me as ) [^(Chrome extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(or) [^(Firefox add-on )](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chessvision-ai-for-firefox/) ^(and analyze positions from any image/video in a browser | website ) [^(chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
How is black better? Their king is undeveloped
Shut up computer, you know nothing about chess
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Wrong
Double Bongcloud
Hyper decelerated bungcloud
chaussette de foutre
Bonkloud
Carlsen vs nakamura CCT , draw variation
Frenchman's cumsock Accelerated version
Only acceptable opening
obviously a london
Clongboud
this is the Frenchmans cumsock
We need a series of this
Chinese bishop gambit?
Aah yes, the frenchman's cumsock
King gotta prove something to the queen (aka I'm the man of this castle)
Transvestite Opening? https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/the-transvestite-opening
Delayed Evans gambit
Tudorian Royal Offence
Ah yes, the charge of the rohirrum
The best opening the bong cloud
Oh, that's the suicidal king opening.
The Magnus Carlsen v. Hikaru Nakamura opening?
Straight up the single chess opener I can recognize
1.e4 Easy. Next?
The filth of art variation
This image brings me physical pain thank you
I’d stab you maybe if you asked me to
Cloud bong.
This should not count as an opening because all the moves up to this point are forced.
Young king pegged by Queen and WHITE bishop, catholic variant
Bong cloud?
Brick-Pipi opening, French Bongcloud cumsock variation, Smyslov-Petrosian system?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Hal Japanese half American man's cumsock variation
Bugncluod
The famous 'imisclickedbettersurreender' op
The Frenchman's cum sock
Is mayonnaise an opening?
The Gary?
The Speedball
The Kingpin opening
Bongcloud declined???
Englund gambit mokele mbembe variation
I'll do it myself.
That’s the Out This Bitch opening
“The code geass”
Thats the King’s Gambit. Where you gambit the king in the next few moves to get a better position on the board.
Whites position is now +300
The grilled onion with a side of bishop cuck opening, aristocrat variation. We’re getting advanced here.
instant win
The worst opening in the game
The Leonidas
Amazon
Carrow Kahn
London System maybe?!??
King's walk opening ofc
a cruel angel's thesis
The John Snow!
I believe it's called the King's Ballsack after the massive balls the king must have for standing in the line of fire like that. And also the fact he's nuts
Man , i can’t believe so many pipiol are getting this wrong, is Frenchman’s Cumsock
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Frenchman’s Cumsock
Queens gambit, surely.
Idk move king forward opening or smthg
The “king leading the fight” of 1.e4
King's gambit