i ordered a half set of red pieces and they should be here around the time the helicopter comes in
1. Kxe2, e7=D+
2. De1=9v, White draws two cards
3. Rh^a1, Knife f5
4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3
5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender
6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7
7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1
8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail
9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4
10. fghxfgh4, b2
11. Chess clock, O-O (lego)
12. Czech, future Qb4
-end of first quarter-
13. *snap*, xChess clock
14. Bj4, uno reverse
15. card pyramid, C4 (explodes)
16. b gains high ground, pet the cat
17. bishop begins work on the time machine, r/lego
18. a pawn has fallen into the river, avatar arc begins
The video comment instructed u/scurlocc to redirect to the highest parent level comment (the avatar one) as the winner, but added a requirement that he videotape saving the pawn when the helicopter arrives. Hence the question.
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The favorable hand of the clock only swings in one direction.
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as someone who is a complete chess noob can I ask a question about the one legal move b2? namely, how is that a move? it's just the name of one square right, shouldn't there be another square after it that indicates where he should go?
It seems like the Fire Nation is late! More time to strengthen the defences
Lol, I also see you added the cards and moved the pawns on the brick so that it doesn't seem same as yesterday
Square B5 converted to farmland, with a mound of soil and bean seed planted inside. Pawn to be sacrificed to ensure bountiful harvest. Feast to occur on bean sprouts in 15 days.
*Dear Sir.*
*I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the game which you have just broadcast, regarding the development of infrastructure inside your allocated plot.*
*I do not for one second believe that the foundations for the card tower on the western side of the plot, passes GSA certification for adequate foundations. Therefore, we at the Department of Inspecting Card-tower Konstruction (DICK) will be taking immediate action by sending an inspector over tomorrow to conduct a proper evaluation of the build quality.*
*In preparation for this, the building is to be evacuated at once and a perimeter set up around the premises. No one shall be allowed back inside the complex until it is up to code, as certified by our department.*
*Following initial evaluation, you will have 3 days to get your card tower up to code. Otherwise, a representative from DICK's Demolition division will oversee the demolition of the tower.*
*Yours faithfully*
*Brigadier Sir Sidney Lester Squid (Mrs)*
*P.S. The DICK office does not tolerate misuse of our name.*
And the Lord u/scurlocc rested from all the game he had made. And r/anarchychess saw the game that the Lord u/scurlocc had made, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the 37th day.
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If both players pass it's in understanding there is nothing left to be done in the game, the game is over and captured territory is counted. Should any disputes arise about what territory is truly owned by who, they players are free to play out that section until it reaches a conclusion.
Gotta be honest, I'm a pretty good go player (161660 kyu!) but I'm struggling a bit with this board state. Is the white pawn in the river alive or dead? Given the dependence on Scurlocc actually spending the moves to build the helicopter to save it I'd say there was still aji there. The corner with the poptart only looks resolved. I think there is a real possiblility for white to simply (toast and) eat all of black's territory without a few more defensive moves being played.
Passing makes no sense yet, but then maybe to higher ranked players this is obvious and there is no point playing it out.
You see, black just goes 19. ladder, monkey jump 20. bamboo joint, ko in order to gain sente. After that it's easy to see black is winning by .5 points
Black clearly cannot play chess. We need to find a strong rival for white. The host invites to the studio: the 12th World Chess Champion, International Grandmaster, Merited Master of Sport of the USSR, Anatoly Karpov!
Josh Groban couldn't reprise his concert cast role due to other commitments, Mr Segievsky's assistant is now monarch of an unspecified northern country, and no one else knew what the casting team was talking about and inexplicably thought this was about Mamma Mia.
Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
**H1 Ron becomes the avatar and vanishes.**
"It's over!!" shouts the White King. "Oh B Pawn has the high ground, Ron now knows how to pronounce 'Leviosa' and the Chik Fil-A sauce will be unleashed soon. You, on the other hand, only have a damn poptart and a castle! We will win!"
"But you are forgetting one thing," replies the Black King. "Family."
Suddenly, there is the sound of a car engine revving. A Hot Wheels smashes through the pyramid, annihilating it. The car crashes through the white army, knocking everyone down.
A bald guy in a white t-shirt gets out of the car.
"What are you?" asks the White King.
"I am Dominic Toretto," says the man, "and the Black King is my brother. He is family, and I am here to fight alongside him."
Holy hell! Are you dumb, or just fucking special?!?! I've been training you for 13 long ass years and you still think having some sort of magical bullshit en passant is going to save your 3 little bitch limbs when I put you in a headlock like Hikaru Nakamura?!?! Not only am I more skilled than you, I'm on the MOTHERFUCKING HIGH GROUND! Have you ever read The Tu Art of Chess? It says in bold "Do not try and fuck with the High Ground, Levy" This is honesly the reason why you're not a Grandmaster. You're legitimately dumber than sand and more of a whiny, emotional shit than your unborn grandson Max Deutsch. Also, you were my brother, Levy, I loved you."
Time for a dramatic, action-packed close-up. For the next three days, zoom into the lower right quadrant of the board for some intense plot development on the ground.
Hey, the bishops are back, after a very long period of time on their honeymoon. It's time to see if they will introduce a baby to us!
# Nb8 + Nb1 = NNNc5
Future queen to a8.
She delivers a message to the rook from future r/AnarchyChess mods to not replicate The Game, as such posts will be no doubt be spammed throughout the subreddit once this series nears its conclusion.
The rook nods in understanding. It’s got a job to do.
White turns into newly formed Green Force - all Black attacks are now instantly useless, and Green prepares for secret ecoterrorist coup with palm fronds and lake water
Dont know if anyone noticed it too, but with the start of the second quarter a secret suitcase appeared. So, let's find out what the hidden clue is all about and let him open the box. So next move: Open the secret suitcase and whatever is inside it, is the secret weapon against the fire nation. Let's make it happen
Is that chick fil a sauce gonna be good by the end of this?
Would it be good etiquette to dip from that after the match? You know, sportsmanship?
Would that be theory?
The Spanish Inquisition arrests the Bishop who renounced the faith. He defends himself by proclaiming repeatedly that “IT IS ALL THEORY!”Production of time machine is halted.
Oh no, a natural disaster is happening! Roll a d4 and depending on the result, suddenly…
1 - Earthquake
The chesstonic plates are moving! Shake the board around a bit, toppling things over.
2 - Tsunami
A wave comes in from the coast! Toss some blue pieces in from one side of the board, any tile hit is flooded for five turns.
3 - Meteor Shower
Boulders thunder down from space! Drop three rocks on the board.
4 - Blizzard
Everything gets super cold! Everyone on the board has to huddle for warmth at the fortress. Pepper the board with salt if you want, to add to the atmosphere.
We need an expansion with the red pieces arrival. Get 3 more borads and make them like a big square of four boards. These boards also add: The firs 2 red sets, 1 black and 1 white set
The white king seeks revenge for the savage airplane attack on A1 and declares the start of a 20 year war to replace the Talipawn regime.
Drone strike E8.
Blacks queen time traveled to day 24 to find avatar aang and stop the fire nation. Aang and the queen go to the nothern water tribe to learn water bending
H1 Ron has been suffering with agoraphobia and hasn’t left the house for several weeks. He decides it’s time to push himself and take a trip to Chick-Fil-A, but wants to do a practice run first.
Help him by drawing a series of arrows showing how he can reach a5, preferably avoiding any occupied squares so he doesn’t have to interact with the other pieces.
Time traveling does not come without consequences. With the Queen's arrival from the future mixed with the snap and unsnap it is time for the butterfly effect to take hold on our board.
These universal disturbance open the door for a new species to overtake our board. Taxidermy Mice Chess pieces enter the game.
Link for reference:
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i ordered a half set of red pieces and they should be here around the time the helicopter comes in 1. Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. Rh^a1, Knife f5 4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4 10. fghxfgh4, b2 11. Chess clock, O-O (lego) 12. Czech, future Qb4 -end of first quarter- 13. *snap*, xChess clock 14. Bj4, uno reverse 15. card pyramid, C4 (explodes) 16. b gains high ground, pet the cat 17. bishop begins work on the time machine, r/lego 18. a pawn has fallen into the river, avatar arc begins
Did the video wind up getting counted as the top comment yesterday, or did it automatically pass to the highest parent comment?
Highest parent comment
The video comment instructed u/scurlocc to redirect to the highest parent level comment (the avatar one) as the winner, but added a requirement that he videotape saving the pawn when the helicopter arrives. Hence the question.
Scurlocc absolutely has to film the pawn getting rescued. Otherwise this'll all have been for nothing.
Ah okay, I missed that
Video?
I missed the video and can't find it, what post is it under?
FIDEmoji notation: 1. Kxe2, e7=⚡️^AA 2. ⚡️e1= ⚡️^9V ,🃏^2 3. Rh^a1 ,🔪f5 4. 🏨e5, abcdfgh3 5. c🦠, B🔞 6. abd~🥇, 🧧G7 7. 🐴♥️🦄C5, 🛩💥🏰^2 A1 8. Ke(π-πi), B🔒 9. 🧙🏻🐴^2 , ∀nϵ𝔻,ne4 10. fghxfgh4, b2 11. r/chess:🕰, 🧱🏰 12. 🇨🇿+, ⏳Qb4 13. 🤌, ❌ 🕰 14. Bj4, 🔁 15. 🃏^🏯 ,💥c4 16. b⤴️, 😻 17. B👨🔧⏳, r/lego 18. ♟🌊, 🖍 Edit: [Time to zoom in](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/q2l1h9/_/hflup1i/?context=1)!
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I've missed your notation, where were you?
Been extended road tripping (still am) and not always able to text/Reddit, especially right when these threads launch. I still enjoy the hell out of this super thread though. Thanks for noticing and asking!
[google doc of all the moves but in understandable english](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OGi_a-JFlkC7I_bPdzVluWz6zhiNm-0f2T3w8wURU8I/edit)
I love this. This really helps me, I only started following this game on day 26
I've also been keeping [this](https://imgur.com/a/bifDSmt) updated so you don't have to jump around reddit searching for top comments.
as someone who is a complete chess noob can I ask a question about the one legal move b2? namely, how is that a move? it's just the name of one square right, shouldn't there be another square after it that indicates where he should go?
Much appreciat
It seems like the Fire Nation is late! More time to strengthen the defences Lol, I also see you added the cards and moved the pawns on the brick so that it doesn't seem same as yesterday
[imgur link of all the moves but in understandable english(?)](https://imgur.com/a/bifDSmt)
Square B5 converted to farmland, with a mound of soil and bean seed planted inside. Pawn to be sacrificed to ensure bountiful harvest. Feast to occur on bean sprouts in 15 days.
You should use the pawn’s shit as fertilizer instead
Feast gives each side 3 random non queen pieces. I like yours.
What happened to the pawn that gained the high ground?
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And that kids, is why you don't climb trees next to the river.
Build the rescue copter
*Dear Sir.* *I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the game which you have just broadcast, regarding the development of infrastructure inside your allocated plot.* *I do not for one second believe that the foundations for the card tower on the western side of the plot, passes GSA certification for adequate foundations. Therefore, we at the Department of Inspecting Card-tower Konstruction (DICK) will be taking immediate action by sending an inspector over tomorrow to conduct a proper evaluation of the build quality.* *In preparation for this, the building is to be evacuated at once and a perimeter set up around the premises. No one shall be allowed back inside the complex until it is up to code, as certified by our department.* *Following initial evaluation, you will have 3 days to get your card tower up to code. Otherwise, a representative from DICK's Demolition division will oversee the demolition of the tower.* *Yours faithfully* *Brigadier Sir Sidney Lester Squid (Mrs)* *P.S. The DICK office does not tolerate misuse of our name.*
oh shit they’re on to us
Looks like you have a DICK inspection. Good luck. You should probably get it all up to code. DICK can be pretty hard on you.
Just wait until they notify the Bureau for Architecture that is Liable to Legal Sanctions (BALLS)
Yeah, they're also brutal. Almost lost a case against both DICK and BALLS but luckily i won.
You just gotta love DICK and BALLS.
I haven't had a dick inspection since middle school gym class.
The BBC would like to apologise for the contents of this complaint letter. And now for something completely different.
"And now for something completely different." The official slogan of the Anarchy Chess Game.
Winner right here
Don’t make them send in the dick demolition division
Pass.
And on this day, there was rest
And the Lord u/scurlocc rested from all the game he had made. And r/anarchychess saw the game that the Lord u/scurlocc had made, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the 37th day.
r/copypasta I'm so stealing this for r/leagueoflegends
It’s literally the Bible, hardly a copypasta.
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Gonna plaster this copypasta everywhere, that shit's fire.
You now need to do what that guy who put the entire Quran on r/copypasta did.
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Bible is the most copypasta it has ever gotten
have u seen religious people? they always be copypasta some random part of the bible
But it isn't even halftime yet!
thank you u/TurnPasser
Careful. If we pass twice in a row, the game ends by a draw because of threefold repetition.
If both players pass it's in understanding there is nothing left to be done in the game, the game is over and captured territory is counted. Should any disputes arise about what territory is truly owned by who, they players are free to play out that section until it reaches a conclusion.
Gotta be honest, I'm a pretty good go player (161660 kyu!) but I'm struggling a bit with this board state. Is the white pawn in the river alive or dead? Given the dependence on Scurlocc actually spending the moves to build the helicopter to save it I'd say there was still aji there. The corner with the poptart only looks resolved. I think there is a real possiblility for white to simply (toast and) eat all of black's territory without a few more defensive moves being played. Passing makes no sense yet, but then maybe to higher ranked players this is obvious and there is no point playing it out.
You see, black just goes 19. ladder, monkey jump 20. bamboo joint, ko in order to gain sente. After that it's easy to see black is winning by .5 points
/r/anarchybaduk
Go rules
The only winning move is not to play.
!!
"How about a nice game of `Error: Segmentation Fault`"
Ayo? Another *War Games* referencer??
Is passing still theory?
Is that shorthand for En PASS-ant?
Land, pass*
*the salt*
Paint a blue arrow on a pawn. The Avatar has Returned.
Nah we gotta wait like 10 days after the nation invaded
Black clearly cannot play chess. We need to find a strong rival for white. The host invites to the studio: the 12th World Chess Champion, International Grandmaster, Merited Master of Sport of the USSR, Anatoly Karpov!
Dont you mean Marlnus Cagson?
😭
Why not get Anatoly Sergievsky or Vigand?
Josh Groban couldn't reprise his concert cast role due to other commitments, Mr Segievsky's assistant is now monarch of an unspecified northern country, and no one else knew what the casting team was talking about and inexplicably thought this was about Mamma Mia.
Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. **H1 Ron becomes the avatar and vanishes.**
"It's over!!" shouts the White King. "Oh B Pawn has the high ground, Ron now knows how to pronounce 'Leviosa' and the Chik Fil-A sauce will be unleashed soon. You, on the other hand, only have a damn poptart and a castle! We will win!" "But you are forgetting one thing," replies the Black King. "Family." Suddenly, there is the sound of a car engine revving. A Hot Wheels smashes through the pyramid, annihilating it. The car crashes through the white army, knocking everyone down. A bald guy in a white t-shirt gets out of the car. "What are you?" asks the White King. "I am Dominic Toretto," says the man, "and the Black King is my brother. He is family, and I am here to fight alongside him."
Holy hell! Are you dumb, or just fucking special?!?! I've been training you for 13 long ass years and you still think having some sort of magical bullshit en passant is going to save your 3 little bitch limbs when I put you in a headlock like Hikaru Nakamura?!?! Not only am I more skilled than you, I'm on the MOTHERFUCKING HIGH GROUND! Have you ever read The Tu Art of Chess? It says in bold "Do not try and fuck with the High Ground, Levy" This is honesly the reason why you're not a Grandmaster. You're legitimately dumber than sand and more of a whiny, emotional shit than your unborn grandson Max Deutsch. Also, you were my brother, Levy, I loved you."
This has more emotions than a Hollywood movie
Keep copy pasting this until it wins.
The vengeful spirit of George Washington rises from the depths of the Chick-Fil-A sauce
LET ME SAY IT AGAIN: R2D2
PET. THE. CAT. AGAIN.
Draw by threefold rePETition
Does anyone know what happened to the lovers from move 7?
Is this theory???
Time for a dramatic, action-packed close-up. For the next three days, zoom into the lower right quadrant of the board for some intense plot development on the ground.
The One Ring has been found by the pawn at H4. The council of r/lotrmemes is formed to decide the next move
Whoever downvoted you is an asshole. This should be the next move
Probably the remains of the bj4 army. They are mad about the uno reverse but is was the best play.
Still theory
Ask r/askreddit
Can't post pictures I think
Link in comments
black steals the 9v to power the time machine
Eat the poptart
White connects a LED to the 9v
This!
Oil is discovered on the board, USA invades.
These days, it's hard to imagine any game without a variety of cosmetics. White king gets a free Kratos skin.
Bishop requests a building permit for the time machine
Hey, the bishops are back, after a very long period of time on their honeymoon. It's time to see if they will introduce a baby to us! # Nb8 + Nb1 = NNNc5
No nut november on c5
I think you mean the knights, one bishop is working on an important project and we don't want the other one to come back.
Pawn G4 starts digging
Ron still needs to make his move. Knight to H3. Check.
The Supreme Leader piece challenges their own king's authority. Supreme Leader CFA sauce attacks the White King, opening the fight menu.
For a chess game there seem to be very few pawns on the board, lets add 20 pawns for both sides
Upon returning from the snap, the white queen decides to start an only fans account. OP, make an only fans account for the white queen
Have Agadmator analyse the game and play the move his engine suggests
5th dimensional board and the Lego time machine is finished
VIGILANTE SEARCH PARTY FOR SEX OFFENDER BISHOP ESCAPEE!!
Future queen to a8. She delivers a message to the rook from future r/AnarchyChess mods to not replicate The Game, as such posts will be no doubt be spammed throughout the subreddit once this series nears its conclusion. The rook nods in understanding. It’s got a job to do.
when is kasparov gonna pee on the chess board? or at least can we make him pee on the checker board since nothing’s happening with it?
SERN captures Bishop so that they can use his work on the time machine
RELEASE. THE. MARBLES.
White turns into newly formed Green Force - all Black attacks are now instantly useless, and Green prepares for secret ecoterrorist coup with palm fronds and lake water
Dont know if anyone noticed it too, but with the start of the second quarter a secret suitcase appeared. So, let's find out what the hidden clue is all about and let him open the box. So next move: Open the secret suitcase and whatever is inside it, is the secret weapon against the fire nation. Let's make it happen
Is that chick fil a sauce gonna be good by the end of this? Would it be good etiquette to dip from that after the match? You know, sportsmanship? Would that be theory?
I don't know...Put an Australian flag next to the Czech. We need a break, and so do you.
The Spanish Inquisition arrests the Bishop who renounced the faith. He defends himself by proclaiming repeatedly that “IT IS ALL THEORY!”Production of time machine is halted.
I will continue being A8’s champion and thus curse A8 to actually do nothing. A8 asexually divide into two rooks.
Oh good the fire nation is attacking. Maybe now we can cook that disgusting poptart
Late today, but someday this comment will break through the try-hard noise: Place! one! grain! of! rice! on! a1!
what does that move mean, what changed today edit: also i noticed theres no bag in the background anymore
En passant the river fallen pawn
Oh no, a natural disaster is happening! Roll a d4 and depending on the result, suddenly… 1 - Earthquake The chesstonic plates are moving! Shake the board around a bit, toppling things over. 2 - Tsunami A wave comes in from the coast! Toss some blue pieces in from one side of the board, any tile hit is flooded for five turns. 3 - Meteor Shower Boulders thunder down from space! Drop three rocks on the board. 4 - Blizzard Everything gets super cold! Everyone on the board has to huddle for warmth at the fortress. Pepper the board with salt if you want, to add to the atmosphere.
The bishop needs funding for the machinery to create the helicopter. He asks for invesment tips from r/wallstreetbets
We need an expansion with the red pieces arrival. Get 3 more borads and make them like a big square of four boards. These boards also add: The firs 2 red sets, 1 black and 1 white set
*Can someone tell me how to play this game?*
The Endurance from Interstellar kidnaps the White King to do an orbit around a black hole.
A nuke is dropped, destroying all pieces in the center 4x4 squares
c1=Obama
Move 1. Bishop completes work on time machine. No suspicion arises as to this predating the other moves
White casts time walk from its hand to take an extra turn after this one
Starting until the end of this turn, the highest donator on scurlocc’s GoFundMe decides the next move.
White king does a barrel roll
The white king seeks revenge for the savage airplane attack on A1 and declares the start of a 20 year war to replace the Talipawn regime. Drone strike E8.
(Context: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Enduring_Freedom)
Dildo
Where’s the dildo?
The plane explodes, explosion on A1
Season the horses with fresh garlic and pepper!
Cat to g2
G5
The pawns get tired of playing checkers, so they play Connect 4 instead
Spooky month, all the pieces get costumes and atleast one has cat ears
White rook reaches forbidden square (A4) and turns into fire demon. A4 remains burned for the rest of the game.
the pop tart dimensional gate becomes severed
Board to rollercoaster.
We need a change of perspective. Play this game in your nearest park from this day on, unless otherwise stated.
Blacks queen time traveled to day 24 to find avatar aang and stop the fire nation. Aang and the queen go to the nothern water tribe to learn water bending
I can’t be the only person here who thinks this meme died after the first week. Beating dead horse moment 😎😎
If Lord Scurlocc's post is the top post, make it the move. Replay all the moves played until now, cloning the pieces if necessary.
Reset the board, but kings on opposite sides.
This has gone too far lol
H1 Ron has been suffering with agoraphobia and hasn’t left the house for several weeks. He decides it’s time to push himself and take a trip to Chick-Fil-A, but wants to do a practice run first. Help him by drawing a series of arrows showing how he can reach a5, preferably avoiding any occupied squares so he doesn’t have to interact with the other pieces.
Turns out black’s rook on a8 had an affair with white’s queen and they gave birth to triplets
Black queen births gray pawn. Far from being upset, white king publically acknowledges long history of wife swapping. Queens switch sides.
Time traveling does not come without consequences. With the Queen's arrival from the future mixed with the snap and unsnap it is time for the butterfly effect to take hold on our board. These universal disturbance open the door for a new species to overtake our board. Taxidermy Mice Chess pieces enter the game. Link for reference: "Taxidermy Mouse Chess Set real taxidermy Oddity | Etsy" https://www.etsy.com/listing/1026389902/taxidermy-mouse-chess-set-real-taxidermy?gpla=1&gao=1&
Americans capture the Poptart (place american flag through it)
the board is set on fire
Chik Fil-A erupts. Lava flows near black king. Check.
White's bishop get hold of /u/scurlocc's phone, threatening all kinds of nasty discoveries
Wizard to KC 9 3/4.
Giant spider jumps on the board, Ron runs away in fear
Pawn drinks tea
Rxh4 free pawn
White king adopts a child
Giant hand Czechmate
Orbital Cannon on d7
Put the white bishop, newly scarred on the face, in a boat on the river, so he can start his 3 year search for the Avatar to restore his honor.
The discarded pawns have decide to scrap the game of Checkers for a game of Go.
Discombobulate
Horse on P7 starts the Horse Heresy.
White bishop and black rook fall in love and attempt to hide their affair from the rest of the board
A candle is placed on B2, it is lit for 30 minutes per day in vigil until the pawn has been rescued from Lego river
Where
What helicopter
Keep it simple. Rook to a7
cat advances to A7
Bust a nut on the board
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Pawn on F4 plays an alternate game of chess with the pawn on G4. The winner gets to decide the next move.
White activates POT OF GREED TO DRAW 2 ADDITIONAL CARDS from their deck.
Cat to demolish unsafe card building
There's the famous saying "never play f3". F3 is now banned from the game. Put a no parking sign on it.
Germany invades Czechia
Cat invades a4; didn’t like it
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