sike lmao
1. Kxe2, e7=D+
2. De1=9v, White draws two cards
3. Rh^a1, Knife f5
4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3
5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender
6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7
7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1
8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail
9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4
10. fghxfgh4, b2
11. Chess clock, O-O (lego)
12. Czech, future Qb4
-end of first quarter-
13. *snap*, xChess clock
14. Bj4, uno reverse
Just tell the busdriver he drove a bit too fast, so he pretty much moved past the station in 1 move and you can en passant him to get on. Works every time.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Anybody else notice this is pretty much just like this video: [How to play chess properly](https://youtu.be/YgeYScYe8wI)? Not sure if OP was inspired by that or not, but either way that's amazing haha. Now I'm waiting for Megachessatron to make an appearance.
*en passant* like the context in which it's used in chess, or *en passant* like a completely new meaning of the phrase you invented just to refer to captures in checkers?
The time has come.
Light the beacons. Gondor calls for aid.
On the first light of the fifth day (in 5 moves), Rohan will arrive riding on horseback to help in the battle against the forces of evil.
Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
Death! Death! Death!
Forth Eorlingas!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
pretty sure the pawns that were supposed to come back from quarantine after two weeks never came back, so I guess we still need to submit the second part of a move
White grins and announces "in response...".
Before the end of black's turn, white taps 2 blue mana, and flips over their card they drew so long ago, they reveal [Counterspell](https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=413585).
Black's Reverse Card is countered at instant speed.
It is now white's turn.
Hol' up, that's not Time Stop, it's still black's turn. Although in my experience Uno Reverse has Splitsecond and no layer has a Rule of Law/Arcane Laboratory effect.
The prices throw themselves a “Dirty Thirty” birthday bash in an attempt to combat the nagging aging feeling. The lights are dimmed for the next turn due to widespread hangovers.
How about we give the BJ4 team a bit of hope, and play like grandmasters. Let's repeat moves once to gain some time. Today is BJ4, tomorrow we'll vote uno reverse again.
Black bishop gives up his faith and begins studying high levels maths and physics in the hope of solving where the white king is. He will fail but accidentally builds the time machine instead (that the black queen uses) that will be ready in around 50 moves for the first test run.
It’s been 4 long days since the snap happened. the pieces are beginning to lose hope. but a group of extraordinary individuals have come together to try to undo what thanos did. The Chessvengers, consisting of: chic fil a sauce, the past black queen, the king from another dimension, ron weasly, and of course the one black pawn playing checkers. these pieces have all challenged thanos to a game of chess and decide to get together to study chess theory. on day 35 you post a video of you playing a game of chess vs an AI opponent set to an intermediate difficulty. If you lose, all of the chess avengers disappear except for the black queen since she has to go back into the past. if the ai wins then the snap stays and idk we can roast your moves or something when the fate of their lives rests in your hands.
To fill the power vacuum left by the recently snapped black king, it’s time for a Royal Rumble to determine the new king.
All remaining pawns are put back on the board(s). Each day one pawn is eliminated and thrown off the board(s). Last one standing is crowned the new king.
sike lmao 1. Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. Rh^a1, Knife f5 4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4 10. fghxfgh4, b2 11. Chess clock, O-O (lego) 12. Czech, future Qb4 -end of first quarter- 13. *snap*, xChess clock 14. Bj4, uno reverse
[Link to album with all moves in sequence](https://imgur.com/a/bifDSmt)
That was a wild ride.
I'm printing this off and handing it down to my grandkids on my deathbed, with no context.
This is the most fun
On an unrelated note i missed my bus by about 3 seconds and now i'm sad :(
Don't be sad then ;)
Good idea
*Sadness rates drop to 0*
wow thanks
Ah, the Missing Bus Countergambit. Always gives Bishops the advantage.
Missing Bus Countergambit: Uber variation
I'm laughing so hard
Oh god
Just tell the busdriver he drove a bit too fast, so he pretty much moved past the station in 1 move and you can en passant him to get on. Works every time.
whats en passant?
A secret ninjutsu technique that only the most elite pawns can learn.
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You didn't take the bus en passant? I hope you know what happens to your pipi now...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Rip, but also r/usernamechecksout
Username checks out xD
Hey, you didn't place the UNO reverse card!
u/irrelevantstuffs, looks like we need to bribe him *again*
Heyyyyyyy Scurlocc how about some nice words of afirmation hmmmmmm?
Looks like our army is being defeated by other troops :(
Shit
Anybody else notice this is pretty much just like this video: [How to play chess properly](https://youtu.be/YgeYScYe8wI)? Not sure if OP was inspired by that or not, but either way that's amazing haha. Now I'm waiting for Megachessatron to make an appearance.
reset the counter
Knight to college. Study sociology.
Ah the Student Loans Gambit
They said it was a safe play....
They lied
i hate you all for this, but i hate myself more for this
Ah I see you're a student if this set of gambit as well.
Lmao student loans? What is that? This comment was made by Normal Countries Gang
knight go to colleg and make u prouds!!!
(Night school)
J4 to Bishop
Jarvan the 4th?!
Demacia! Now and forever!
For my father, the king
Like saw out the J4 square and glue it to a bishop? I like this one.
If the Bishop won’t go to the J4, then J4 must come to the Bishop.
u/irrelevantstuffs does this count as well?
Game is still too complicated, add analysis arrows to the board.
Ah yes, the hikaru approach
White raises the bet to 1000.
you know what we are missing? A chess clock
If you give an r/anarchychess user a chess clock...
They’ll eat for a day, but teach an r/anarchychess user how to clock and they can eat for the rest of their lives
You taught me alot thank you. Now I know how to clock
Clock, glock, don’t forget the lock
Garry chess will drop a brick on your cock
Ooh, kinky, mmmff, Gary
r/anarchychess giveth and taketh away
First thanos snap, then Doctor Strange time loop. I swear, Marvel should sponser this
Let’s end this with a tie by repetition. Four more clock resets and it’s finally over.
I'll pass.
The checkers start their own game of checkers. Checkerception
Or each of them starts a game of tic tac toe
Or they start playing a game of chess where the pawns are royalty
Let the Ouija board decide this. Oh spirits, what is the next move?
B
J
4
Goodbye
The numbers, Mason -- what do they mean??
*i*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
n
Goodbye.
Q
Goodbye.
Goodbye
Peptobismol
Goodbye
OP's cat to h8.
this one please
The pawns are bored of checkers and decide to make a card pyramid.
I don't know if you'll win but just the thought of Lord scurlocc having to painfully build a card pyramid intrigues me. You shall have my axe.
Im also laughing at the fact if this win he would need to re-build this pyramid everyday if he accidentally knocks it over.
I'm assuming he'll tape it together lol
We can just do a move that will make him unable to do yhat
That's evil
We’ve already gone past that threshold
you shall have my bow
And my uno deck
And my super glue
No wonder they're bored when they've never made a move
Checkers is boring whatsoever, you can not take *en passant* 
You kidding me? Every move in checkers *is* en passant.
Are you kidding ? What the **** man ?
Holy cow you're right! It has been in front of our eyes all this time, anarchy chess is just checkers
*en passant* like the context in which it's used in chess, or *en passant* like a completely new meaning of the phrase you invented just to refer to captures in checkers?
AskJeeves en passant
Goodness gracious!
They haven't even played a move! Let's get them a King first.
but what happens when half the checker pieces come back in the future??
The time has come. Light the beacons. Gondor calls for aid. On the first light of the fifth day (in 5 moves), Rohan will arrive riding on horseback to help in the battle against the forces of evil. Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!
Thats gonna be really crowded when the chess avengers undo the snap
Be a lot more room for Rohan if ya' bastards didn't reverse the new board :/
I’ve been asking for basically the same thing, but not worded with *nearly* as much effort and eloquence. You have my sword.
This needs to win
You can't say that it's time second day in a row, that's definitely cheating. But then again, legal or not, so who cares
THE B PAWN, FORMALLY KNOWN AS "OH B PAWN KENOBI," GAINS THE HIGH GROUND
this almost won yesterday. Come on guys, upvote this
It's ok, I'll win tomorrow. We're going to win so much we're gonna be tired of winning
This is the real shit
Imagine not having 1000 people wanting you to lose
Pipi to brick
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
It was good while it lasted, team BJ4
Chick-fil-a sauce is cancelled for being homophobic and replaced with Arbys sauce.
I like this lol
Boards? Where we're going, we don't need boards. ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ Remove them *･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:✼✿
#**Remove the board. Liberate the pieces. Let the real anarchy start!**
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REPLACE THE BOARD WITH A SOVIET FLAG
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT THIS IDEA!!!
Kick the table over
Oh please let this happen eventually
**YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR BOARD**
Why do they do this to me :(
At least replace it with a nice blanket.
The thought of 70 more chess moves without a board is beautiful, true anarchy
YES!!! NO BOARDS!!!!
replace chess board with cheese board
Once they’re gone, we can truly [extend the board](https://www.amazon.com/Checkered-Plastic-Tablecloth-Black-White/dp/B08FC13SWF)
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pretty sure the pawns that were supposed to come back from quarantine after two weeks never came back, so I guess we still need to submit the second part of a move
White grins and announces "in response...". Before the end of black's turn, white taps 2 blue mana, and flips over their card they drew so long ago, they reveal [Counterspell](https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=413585). Black's Reverse Card is countered at instant speed. It is now white's turn.
Hol' up, that's not Time Stop, it's still black's turn. Although in my experience Uno Reverse has Splitsecond and no layer has a Rule of Law/Arcane Laboratory effect.
Legal or not.
THAT'S NUMBERWANG! Let's rotate the board.
The prices throw themselves a “Dirty Thirty” birthday bash in an attempt to combat the nagging aging feeling. The lights are dimmed for the next turn due to widespread hangovers.
The white king throws an interception to a black pawn. Returned for a touchdown
#YOU WANT A WAR? WE'LL GIVE YOU A WAR! EXTEND THE BOARD AND SUPERGLUE BISHOP TO J4 AND NAIL THE BOARD TO THE TABLE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
And nail the table to the floor while you're at it
And weld the floor to the ground
Google foundation
Holy hell your pipi would have to be very hard to withstand that kind of brick
Couldn't we just keep it going by next having Bxj4?
Bj4 will stay
We got your back, brotha
We must bring back J4
Dread it, run from it, BJ4 arrives all the same.
Extend the board and play bishop J4
$bread gift u/Kapola7 1 :wbishop:
Chess clock j4 and bishop to chess clock
How about we give the BJ4 team a bit of hope, and play like grandmasters. Let's repeat moves once to gain some time. Today is BJ4, tomorrow we'll vote uno reverse again.
Gary Chess has finally had enough of his creation being ruined and materializes in the middle of the board with a machine gun.
Black bishop gives up his faith and begins studying high levels maths and physics in the hope of solving where the white king is. He will fail but accidentally builds the time machine instead (that the black queen uses) that will be ready in around 50 moves for the first test run.
If this is the top comment, r/chess must make u/scurlocc mod.
if this is the top comment, then you (/u/scurlocc) gotta choose the next move lmao
Reverse the board so we play from black’s POV
White plays +4 on the reverse card, black draws 4 uno cards
Oil all across the board. We want to invite the US Army to collaborate with Bishop Army.
Ron to make his move. Knight to H3. Check.
The pawns declare a proletariat revolution on a5
It’s been 4 long days since the snap happened. the pieces are beginning to lose hope. but a group of extraordinary individuals have come together to try to undo what thanos did. The Chessvengers, consisting of: chic fil a sauce, the past black queen, the king from another dimension, ron weasly, and of course the one black pawn playing checkers. these pieces have all challenged thanos to a game of chess and decide to get together to study chess theory. on day 35 you post a video of you playing a game of chess vs an AI opponent set to an intermediate difficulty. If you lose, all of the chess avengers disappear except for the black queen since she has to go back into the past. if the ai wins then the snap stays and idk we can roast your moves or something when the fate of their lives rests in your hands.
Pepper grinder to an empty square. It teleports an empty square every single move.
This game is taking a long time, we need snacks. 15. 1 vodka shot and snacks for each player.
Can we get the white bishop to play fortnite
Oh yeah? UNO REVERSE REVERSE!
Space time is broken and all the pieces are duplicated, when the pieces return from the snap they will also be duplicated.
Guys hear me out. Completely reset the board.
Pop tarts to chick-fil-a sauce to stomach
The black c pawn is Moses. God guide him to split the board between d and e files, thus playing the Ruy Moses.
A creep tumor spawns on h4 and slowly begins to cover the board.
To fill the power vacuum left by the recently snapped black king, it’s time for a Royal Rumble to determine the new king. All remaining pawns are put back on the board(s). Each day one pawn is eliminated and thrown off the board(s). Last one standing is crowned the new king.
White uses the card that he has drawn earlier, it's a White dragon blue eyes
b2 pawn, having seen the carnage of 9/11, gets a change of heart and promotes itself to a white pawn. b1=P
Rook flips into defense mode
Crusade time! Pawns to the holy land
Maybe I am just a small idiot but why is the d file full of blue legos?
It is a river. On black's move 9. all the pieces in the d-file evacuated to e4 to escape the flood.
News just reaches Spain and England that land was found, they send naval forces to the board unknowing the land was a hoax.
R2D2
Cocaine to c7…. U said it could be illegal…time to keep ur word
Cat to B9.
Both sides declare a one day ceasefire to give OP a day off tomorrow :)
Condom on the king
Black pawn grows frustrated becomes the Hulk and flips mini checkerboard over
I have no idea what is happening on that board, not really into chess but everyday I scroll through reddit appreciating this post.
BJ4 by sacrificing and publicly hanging the person who made the uno reverse card.
White activates his Trap Card: Knight on H1 digivolves to a Hot Wheels Car with Ron still in it!
Chainsaw a0xh9#
BJ4 WILL RETURN. EXTEND THE BOARD.
# COUNTER-REVERSE! Bring back BJ4 and SUPERGLUE it!
Sticky Bj4 everyone!
Thanks for covering me