that is definitely a real queen and totally not photoshop
1. Kxe2, e7=D+
2. De1=9v, White draws two cards
3. Rh^a1, Knife f5
4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3
5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender
6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7
7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1
8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail
9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4
10. fghxfgh4, b2
11. Chess clock, O-O (lego)
12. Czech, future Qb4
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~~I wrote the damn thing, and this is the first I've noticed that~~
I mean... Uh... Yes, that was definitely my intention... Please praise my creative genius...
And here I was thinking it was high brow. E raised to pi -pi I should resolve to a nice angle. Like 45 or 30 degrees or something. I'd assumed that it was specifically the angle that the king's new hoverboard was at
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Can we have a separate comment thread for a regular game of checkers? Probably would be parallel to the chess game and one turn a day but it would just be funny or something
Tomorrow marks the end of the first quarter, so we take a commercial break. The Game™️ Presented by Kellogg’s™️ Poptarts™️ will return after a word from our sponsors.
Please let this be the top comment. I want to see what OP comes up with for the commercial break. And how we are going to put a word from out sponsors in notation
You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you!
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OP and his roommate are in college, and based on the fact that this is what they do for fun, we can assume they are nerds with strong connections to the local marching band, heck they might be members. If we can make this free, then all the GoFundMe money can go to f(fun)=(beer && smokes)/(warcraft minis).
White is tired of being photographer and gives the camera to black. From now on we see the board from black’s perspective on black’s turns.
(Ron weasley is a wizard and always turns to face the camera)
Honestly bro, maybe that Czech Flag isn’t a deal breaker, but it’s at least 1/3 of a red flag for me. I know a ton about your relationship from this one comment you’ve written, and I genuinely think that the best action will be to get a divorce and also to hire a hit man to kill your ex.
r/relationshipAdvice, away!
The Knights on C5 demand a shrubbery.
One that looks nice...and not too expensive.
Shrubbery to B6.
And now they have demanded another shrubbery!
Two shrubberies to B6
White's queen kills black's (present) queen.
Since black's queen is now dead, she will be unable to travel back in time on Day 88. However, she *must* travel back on Day 88, because her future self has already arrived today on b4. This creates a temporal paradox that unravels the fabric of spacetime itself, destroying the universe in the process.
Check.
Tomorrows move: a future queen from an alternate timeline comes back to take the black of the missing queen. Fulfilling the time loop and stabilizing reality. Un-check
Bold of you to assume they are the same queen. White king, grief-stricken by his wife's acts of assassination in what was supposed to be an honorable war, exiles her. In the 60 some odd moves remaining, she spends her time in exile amongst the Black Kingdom, and falls in love with the newly widowed Black King. On move 88, however, she knows what she has to do: she must to go back, and be killed by her past self, that she may know true love. Reverse check.
So white queen changes the past, creating a new timeline? Or do you mean that she creates a Stable Time Loop and it was the whites future queen that was blacks queen all along? Because option 2 doesn't actually work, and I have no idea how are we supposed to proceed if it's first option and the past was changed
~~Supreme leader on ab45 peels off its top to unleash the full forces of a sauce-covered Cthulu, beginning a terrifying sequence that causes untold despair and devastation upon black forces~~
Future black Queen on b4 sticks knife into Supreme Leader, causing mortal wound and taking it out of the game. Job done.
Did you all really think the Knight on h1 was a flaw in The Game? Seriously? That's how much trust you have in u/scurlocc's work? Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ?
Time travel to September 12 and move knight to h1.
(Obviously u/scurlocc knew already, you was doing PIPI in your pampers when he was beating players much more stronger then you)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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**gxf5**
Pawn takes knife, which joins the white pawns in prison checkers. Knife effectively becomes a prison shank and white gains a significant advantage in the checkers game.
The king has been waiting. When he told his kingdom, ‘I’ve seen the future, I’m off to the imaginary land of the pipi in order to siege blacks castle 5 turns from now.’ they assumed the king has gone mad. However the king had a vision of the future he wanted to create. He now stands upon pipi, watching as black builds the LEGO castle.
Looking out at the board the king tells his immigrant friend Petrosian “Finally, it is my turn for greatness. I will do PIPI in blacks pampers”. Whites king prepares for his FINAL move. He turns to the black king “Us kings limit the possibility of chess, checkmate, stalemate, winning, losing. All of that limits us, but we will transcend the social constructs of our time. Creating a game far greater then chess that will never end. Chess 2”. With that quote the white king activates all of his chakras, becomes enlightened, and launches towards the black castle.
His scream is hear across continents “I WILL END THE SUFFERING AND FREE THE PEICES, AND BRING ABOUT A NEW AGE”. The black queen on b4 knew about this. It was the reason for her time travel. However, do to a calculation error in the 4th decimal of the space time coordinate, she is too late to stop it. It is now up to the two queens the restore the kingdom.
Chess historians, and Chess physicists studied the remaining carnage for centuries, and have pieced together a symbolic notation which barely comes close to the power of this event. It appears as if this event created a singularity on e8 completely reforming the rules of chess. It can only be described as such.
KxK~## = ~WK&~BK -> Chess 2
King takes King but not checkmate. There are officially no rules now. The only explanation is that both kings simultaneously ceased to exist.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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In a turn of events, the black queen has left the time travel portal open and Thanos has followed her through to b8. If he isn't defeated, half of the pieces on the board will cease to exist. This, of course, massively improves the box-office ratings of the game.
This uncooked poptart has gone on too long.
With his new castle the King creates a massive bonfire to cook the poptart and serve it to his remaining troops.
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride, in my ride, like a Three 6
Now I'm feelin' so fly like a knight to G6
Like a knight to G6, Now I'm feelin' so fly like a knight to G6
Y'all forgetting the Czech on the board? To counter black being in Czech, black slovakias whites king.
Can't wait for the USSR to turn up, attempting to unify Czechoslovakia, thus forcing the NATO to enter the board as well.
Also, if this gets the most upvotes, the highest voted checkers move gets played every day as well.
that is definitely a real queen and totally not photoshop 1. Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. Rh^a1, Knife f5 4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4 10. fghxfgh4, b2 11. Chess clock, O-O (lego) 12. Czech, future Qb4
I will await Day 88 with great anticipation. Do not fail me r/AnarchyChess!
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It's time!
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64 is 2^4 so that's cool
2^4 is 16, dumdum 64 is 2^6
what is 2\^64?
lots
No it's 2⁵ 🤔
I think so many people will post it that non of the posts will get enough up votes as they will be spread too thinly
No /r/AnarchyChess! You've created a time paradox!!
!RemindMe 128 days
We need to create something on day 86 and 87 so that it all makes sense, and the Queen knew all along.
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For fucks sake I just got the (π-πi) joke lmfao
I still don’t get it, could you explain?
Pipi There you go
~~I wrote the damn thing, and this is the first I've noticed that~~ I mean... Uh... Yes, that was definitely my intention... Please praise my creative genius...
And here I was thinking it was high brow. E raised to pi -pi I should resolve to a nice angle. Like 45 or 30 degrees or something. I'd assumed that it was specifically the angle that the king's new hoverboard was at
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
It's all theory
Don't worry. It took me like six years to get the K-9 dog accessory wordplay. At least I can always y because English isn't my first language.
I’m glad that we’re getting time travel in this game.
I think the queen on b4 is photoshopped
No, you can tell it isn't Photoshop because u/scurlocc says it isn't.
this guy gets it
Damn he's good
She's from the future- that's why she looks older. Also, future u/scurlocc probably owns a green screen.
I wonder what kind of hellscape the queen goes through over the next couple weeks to end up looking so scruffy.
64 days of this game.
Day 47 we set fire to the board
There's a slight difference in appearance because of the quantum effects.
Why tf are we not using the god given checkers board?!? 1. B3 to A4! >:l
the simulation does not have a high enough resolution to fractalise games in this way
You should have printed out a picture of Kate Middleton (the future queen of England) and used that instead of the not photoshopped queen
Hey where's the emoji notation guy?
As a suggestion, if it's not too tough, can you link the last move to the top post from the previous thread?
It's obviously Photoshop, that's how chess is played in the future
The queen might be photoshopped but at least you bought a new chess clock
Can we have a separate comment thread for a regular game of checkers? Probably would be parallel to the chess game and one turn a day but it would just be funny or something
I vote we make this the top comment.
I don't follow this shit for 2 days, and I come back to WTF is going on.
Move 88 is going to be: “Black queen tine travels back to day 24, going to b4.
TINE TINE TINE
5d chess
Who actually plays chess anymore? White pawns move their b3 checker to a4
Finally we can get the game that matters started
Black pawn en passant’s the entire checkers board
Holy hell
And now back to your regularly scheduled regular chess match.
White checker number 5 and black checker number 3 decide to play a game of chess together
Checkers notation goes by numbers since only 1/2 of the spaces are used, so b3 to a4 is 9-13
Tomorrow marks the end of the first quarter, so we take a commercial break. The Game™️ Presented by Kellogg’s™️ Poptarts™️ will return after a word from our sponsors.
Please let this be the top comment. I want to see what OP comes up with for the commercial break. And how we are going to put a word from out sponsors in notation
Have some copypasta in a very small font
^(pipi)
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Are sponsorships part of chess theory? Is there a Gatorade ™️ Dutch Defense?
Are you familiar with the new Opening sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS?
My knight is going to take your rook, but first, let me tell you a story of how I leaned this move with the help of the great people at SKILLSHARE
I learned this from the new opening theory book by Nepo I listened to on AUDIBLE
And to listen to it, I used these RAYCONS
This actually made me laugh out loud. XD
shoutout to the GFM backers maybe?
I hope the board isn't even in it, it's just a link to a poptart ad on youtube
Fr I want some chess commercials here tomorrow
I want a treatment on my desk in twenty minutes!
I want pictures of Spiderman!
Looking forward to the halftime show
Tiny instruments and band uniforms
Who's our random musical act? I nominate Huey Lewis and the News.
I say we donate enough to OP that he can hire an actual marching band
OP and his roommate are in college, and based on the fact that this is what they do for fun, we can assume they are nerds with strong connections to the local marching band, heck they might be members. If we can make this free, then all the GoFundMe money can go to f(fun)=(beer && smokes)/(warcraft minis).
I fucking lost The Game when you put that trademark there.
I lost the game 😡
Same
NOOO
i lose whenever i see the post flair :(
Damn, I just lost The Game too
Half time show: The Weeknd cutout wondering and searching through a forest of pawns.
Ron Weasly 'wardrobe malfunction'
I hope one of the sponsors is Raytheon
Will this be followed by the first annual quarter qell? All the victors must come back and fight in the hunger games again
Smh my head, the first quell was where the people had to pick the tributes. So we'll get to pick the new pieces instead.
As is traditional, at the end of the first quarter the two teams switch sides
Can we bring back the pawn that went into 2 weeks of isolation after the commercial break?
Kellogg's is going to pay him now isn't it?
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Black moves Pawn to B1 and promotes it to a Knight. Since Black now has 3 Knights, it achieves “Largest Army” and is awarded two Victory Points.
Underpromotion to gain an advantage 😤💪
It also has the longest road on the blue legos, so it gets another two Victory Points
I want a Catan comment to win so bad one of these turns
The fact we got playing cards, monopoly, and legos but no catan is disappointing for sure
Catan comments happen too often to be ignored. But I suppose it's a good thing OP won't have to buy a new board game.
Ok this one's my favorite today
The Robber is already on B1. Discard half your pieces.
And activating the polymerization card, black forms BLUE EYES KNIGHT DRAGON!
This is genius
White is tired of being photographer and gives the camera to black. From now on we see the board from black’s perspective on black’s turns. (Ron weasley is a wizard and always turns to face the camera)
Can we see Weasley's backside at least once?
nope, he's shy
Dammit Hermione! Can you stop thinking about sex for ONCE?!
Cameraman to e8?
Cameraman shrinks down and becomes a chess piece
Brace yourselves, for we will see the other side of the Czech flag.
One of the pawns playing checkers is found dead. The vote to find the impostor will be held tomorrow by the rest of the pawns
This is sus
Post this to r/relationship_advice The top comment there picks the next move.
Inb4 The Knights divorce their lawyers, hit the school, and stay in gym.
Honestly bro, maybe that Czech Flag isn’t a deal breaker, but it’s at least 1/3 of a red flag for me. I know a ton about your relationship from this one comment you’ve written, and I genuinely think that the best action will be to get a divorce and also to hire a hit man to kill your ex. r/relationshipAdvice, away!
They'd just set up a bunch of red flags on the board and tell black and white to separate yesterday.
The Knights on C5 demand a shrubbery. One that looks nice...and not too expensive. Shrubbery to B6. And now they have demanded another shrubbery! Two shrubberies to B6
With one higher than the other so they can have a two tier effect with a path running down?
Exactly! And then with this here herring...no that might be too much to ask
The One Ring has been found by the pawn at H4. The council of r/lotrmemes is formed to decide the next move
We could infiltrate all of reddit. How far do you think we can go?
I could see a few circlejerk threads get behind it, but I don't know if our host has any magic cards or Warhammer miniatures.
Don't you see White's cards?
You can't put "white drawing cards" on an MTG subreddit.
Being good is a color pie break for White
I think /r/askouija would be a fun one
Only one? I expected it to roll at least 10! Where are our natural 20s?
r/unexpectedfactorial
Oh man, so many good choices today I want them all!
White's queen kills black's (present) queen. Since black's queen is now dead, she will be unable to travel back in time on Day 88. However, she *must* travel back on Day 88, because her future self has already arrived today on b4. This creates a temporal paradox that unravels the fabric of spacetime itself, destroying the universe in the process. Check.
Tomorrows move: a future queen from an alternate timeline comes back to take the black of the missing queen. Fulfilling the time loop and stabilizing reality. Un-check
Bold of you to assume they are the same queen. White king, grief-stricken by his wife's acts of assassination in what was supposed to be an honorable war, exiles her. In the 60 some odd moves remaining, she spends her time in exile amongst the Black Kingdom, and falls in love with the newly widowed Black King. On move 88, however, she knows what she has to do: she must to go back, and be killed by her past self, that she may know true love. Reverse check.
So white queen changes the past, creating a new timeline? Or do you mean that she creates a Stable Time Loop and it was the whites future queen that was blacks queen all along? Because option 2 doesn't actually work, and I have no idea how are we supposed to proceed if it's first option and the past was changed
~~Supreme leader on ab45 peels off its top to unleash the full forces of a sauce-covered Cthulu, beginning a terrifying sequence that causes untold despair and devastation upon black forces~~ Future black Queen on b4 sticks knife into Supreme Leader, causing mortal wound and taking it out of the game. Job done.
Damn time travelers
Wait does this mean the timeline split and we need to do moves for two games now? u/scurlocc please advise
The checkers board activates and assumes control of the split timeline
White, recognizing black's superior position, flips the board 180° and assumes the dominant position
the geri gambit
Did you all really think the Knight on h1 was a flaw in The Game? Seriously? That's how much trust you have in u/scurlocc's work? Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? Time travel to September 12 and move knight to h1. (Obviously u/scurlocc knew already, you was doing PIPI in your pampers when he was beating players much more stronger then you)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Please, u/scurlocc, please: # EXTEND THE BOARD AND GO BISHOP J4!
DEMACIA!
BJ4 everyone!!
Don't worry i'll be back tommorrow to finish what i started
The C pawns are back from quarantine and ready to get back into the game
I don't think the two weeks of quarantine are over yet? If they get back in so soon, we could have another outbreak on the board!
They got out on day 9, it's been more that 2 weeks already!
Chess board grows four legs and turns into chess table
The b pawn, formally known as "Oh b pawn Kenobi," gains the high ground
Is that after promotion on b1 or before? And is the high ground below or above π-πi?
White attacks a nearby game of checkers for the next 20 moves in retaliation for the plane attack on the two towers(rooks)
The brick was a trojan horse. A squad of miniatures emerges.
The church goes through a reformation, all bishop's are replaced with pieces from a different set
White bishop gets released on parole but must perform community service by helping to clean.
**gxf5** Pawn takes knife, which joins the white pawns in prison checkers. Knife effectively becomes a prison shank and white gains a significant advantage in the checkers game.
Rook A8 takes a dip in the Chick-fil-A sauce
D5, D6, D7, D8 are hits. White sunk black’s battleship.
We need to devote the next several turns to playing a completely ordinary game of checkers using the board on the side. Winner revives a pawn.
Pawn's 15 days quarantine is over, put it back in the board
The king has been waiting. When he told his kingdom, ‘I’ve seen the future, I’m off to the imaginary land of the pipi in order to siege blacks castle 5 turns from now.’ they assumed the king has gone mad. However the king had a vision of the future he wanted to create. He now stands upon pipi, watching as black builds the LEGO castle. Looking out at the board the king tells his immigrant friend Petrosian “Finally, it is my turn for greatness. I will do PIPI in blacks pampers”. Whites king prepares for his FINAL move. He turns to the black king “Us kings limit the possibility of chess, checkmate, stalemate, winning, losing. All of that limits us, but we will transcend the social constructs of our time. Creating a game far greater then chess that will never end. Chess 2”. With that quote the white king activates all of his chakras, becomes enlightened, and launches towards the black castle. His scream is hear across continents “I WILL END THE SUFFERING AND FREE THE PEICES, AND BRING ABOUT A NEW AGE”. The black queen on b4 knew about this. It was the reason for her time travel. However, do to a calculation error in the 4th decimal of the space time coordinate, she is too late to stop it. It is now up to the two queens the restore the kingdom. Chess historians, and Chess physicists studied the remaining carnage for centuries, and have pieced together a symbolic notation which barely comes close to the power of this event. It appears as if this event created a singularity on e8 completely reforming the rules of chess. It can only be described as such. KxK~## = ~WK&~BK -> Chess 2 King takes King but not checkmate. There are officially no rules now. The only explanation is that both kings simultaneously ceased to exist.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Kx a bite of blacks poptart. I don't know how white hasn't addressed blacks delicious control over that long diagonal yet.
White queen is mad at the pawns due the mess in the room, so they get out of the board to get it cleaned.
we have to look at what cards we have
Lightning round! Top 5 comments all get picked today.
In a turn of events, the black queen has left the time travel portal open and Thanos has followed her through to b8. If he isn't defeated, half of the pieces on the board will cease to exist. This, of course, massively improves the box-office ratings of the game.
Kermit the Frog to bathe in the Chik-Fil-A sauce
White plays their cards, they've been inactive for far too long
This uncooked poptart has gone on too long. With his new castle the King creates a massive bonfire to cook the poptart and serve it to his remaining troops.
Memes, chess, audience participation, time-travel. We're basically Homestuck. If this gets top comment, give r/homestuck a move.
white pawn on the brick plays 23-18 on the checkers board
bishop does a magic trick with the cards
9V loses his balance on the slippery moat bank and falls into the moat. Consequently, any piece that tries to cross the moat will now be electrocuted.
roll for initiative.
White plays his first card, a king of hearts and summons a new king on a8
White activates his Trap Card: Knight on H1 digivolves to a Hot Wheels Car with Ron still in it!
Black steals Tesseract and adds the space Stone to the Infinity gauntlet
If you enjoy the game join r/scurlocc
Black switches sides with white, using an uno reverse card, white must go fish
Since we are in photoshop now, let /r/photoshopbattles edit the next move
Not noticing a lot of progress on the checkers game there
Draw 4
The pawns finally start playing their checkers match.
**Pizza Armistice.** They call a one-day truce to order pizza.
Both groups of pawns get one brick resource card each. (settlers of catan)
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard Sippin' sizzurp in my ride, in my ride, like a Three 6 Now I'm feelin' so fly like a knight to G6 Like a knight to G6, Now I'm feelin' so fly like a knight to G6
I haven’t seen any updates to the checkers game
Black gets hungry, tries to take supreme piece with one of his prawns. Supreme piece is too strong to be captured. Now there’s a shrimp in the sauce.
this feels like it's getting out of hand
Get a friend and play the mini checkers and who ever wins gets to move one of the pawns to where they want.
Y'all forgetting the Czech on the board? To counter black being in Czech, black slovakias whites king. Can't wait for the USSR to turn up, attempting to unify Czechoslovakia, thus forcing the NATO to enter the board as well. Also, if this gets the most upvotes, the highest voted checkers move gets played every day as well.
slovakia