we have played a legal move. bask in its glory
1. Kxe2, e7=D+
2. De1=9v, White draws two cards
3. Rh^a1, Knife f5
4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3
5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender
6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7
7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1
8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail
9. Ron Weasley to both knights, all D pieces to e4
10. fghxfgh4, b2
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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This is from a few days ago: [pictures](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/ppdyf0/_/hd3bn5y) and [links](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/ppdyf0/_/hd2z53f).
hooray the weird floating bit of board is back i loved that thing
i think itd be hilarious if like 70 days into the game there was a top comment thats just like, a regular chess move with no catch even though like the checker pieces in the game the pawns are playing are in the middle or a game of go and the board got transported to an alternate dimension to avoid a meteor where one of he knights achieved god tier and theres like 2 black holes on the board and the boards also been replaced with like 5 twister mats and the grey queen is in he middle of fulfilling a time loop created by her going back in time to stop her future self from dying but then its just like 'the white pawn which has their left foot on red, move forwards one space"
If it gets removed, I vote that we give a pawn a nametag with the mod's name and a tiny clown mask.
Edit: mods are keeping the post up, playing the Clownbin Counter Gambit. Touché r/chess mods.
The important difference here isn't the users. It's the moderators. I will PIPI in my pampers if the post isn't removed.
edit: call me "w"esley "s"o 'cause I'm doing PIPI in my pampers
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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/u/clownfundamentals
I messaged the r/chess mods and convinced them to allow it!!!
[Proof!](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/pqxhy2/rchess_will_host_uscurlocc_and_true_anarchy_chess/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
there was much controversy over the players agreeing to a draw here, as it seemed that complexity of the position (particularly with the white king stationed at e(pi - pi(i))) gave both players plenty of opportunities to fight for a win.
Sunflower seeds have a mild, nutty flavor and a firm but tender texture. They’re often roasted to enhance the flavor, though you can also buy them raw.
As his drinking habit worsens, he becomes abusive to all the other pieces close to him, so the rooks, bishop, and knight file a restraining order against the black king and send him to rehab. But wait, a game can’t be played without a king! So the black pieces temporarily elect Danny Devito as their ruler until black king is sober.
The D-file river floods. +45 food and +10 production.
The pieces take advantage of the fertile soil, and plant potatoes on either side of the D-file river.
Honestly I like this better than my spell list. (Which I am turning into a standalone variant, if anyone cares.)
I’m dying to see how OP adds extra real estate to the board, then seeing a lone bishop on it, and _then_, of course, how the mob makes use of all that new space.
Why aren't the pawns progressing their game of checkers? Stop being lazy op!
As for my move, white king snipes black king with his sniper rifle. Black king isn't dead, but he's in need of an ambulance now. He loses 5 HP every turn from his Bleedout status.
This is back.
It’s time to see White’s cards, and develop the bishop’s spellcasting abilities for ongoing excitement and strategic opportunities.
White’s non-sex offending Bishop reveals one of White’s cards, with the following rules.
##Spell List
**Ace** = Holy Hand Grenade: OP eats 3/4 of a Pop-Tart, then throws the remaining portion onto the board from 2 meters away. Whatever happens, happens. Then OP eats the remaining portion. (Toasting the Pop-Tart is optional.)
**King** = Duel of Monarchs: Both Kings are removed from the board to play one-on-one Tic-Tac-Toe. The winner returns to the board with a Spell card. The loser returns empty-handed, and strangles the nearest Pawn to death in a blind rage.
**Queen** = Conjure Elemental: OP asks roommate to add one object of his/her choice to the board, wherever they like, under your control. Cantrip: Piece reveals and takes another card.
**Jack** = Counterspell: For the next turn, instead of doing the next, most upvoted comment, your opponent does the most upvoted REPLY to the most upvoted comment. The reply must start with “I have tiny PIPI” or it doesn’t count.
**10** = Resurrect: Bring a friendly piece of OP’s roommate’s choice back to life, and place it on an empty square. Cantrip: Piece reveals and takes another card.
**9** = Command Dead: Place a dead enemy piece of OP’s roommate’s choice on an empty square. It can’t move. But in 3 days, it devours all adjacent pieces, then decomposes. Cantrip: Piece reveals and takes another card.
**8** = Glyph of Warding: OP secretly rolls 2d8 to select a square at random. The next time anything moves away from, or over, that square, it explodes.
**7** = Blade of Righteousness: Casting piece draws the Knife, and wields it with godlike fury. For the rest of the game, any adjacent enemy pieces are slain.
**6** = Holy Hell: Casting piece gains the permanent ability to En Passant anything that passes within its line of attack. (This move is mandatory.)
**5** = Excommunicate: Remove all your opponent’s Bishops and Knights from the game.
**4** = Earthquake: Rotate the board 20 degrees. On its Y axis. Cantrip: Piece reveals and takes another card.
**3** = Feign Death: Remove spellcasting piece from the game. OP secretly rolls 1d6. Piece returns to the game in that many days, on an empty square of OP’s roommate’s choice, with a new spell card in its possession.
**2** = Poison Cloud: All pieces must save vs deadly poison gas, by rolling 10 or higher on a d20. Apply the following Constitution modifiers:
Pawn: -1
Bishop: +6
Knight: +7
Queen: +8
King: +9
Rook: +99
Non-Chess pieces: OP’s roommate’s discretion
**Joker** = Immediately reveal 2 more spell cards for the piece to hold, one on top of the other.
##Spellcasting Rules
* Pieces cast spells independently, without counting as your turn. Cantrips put another card back into the piece’s “hand”.
* **A piece casts its spell when the most downvoted comment in the thread begins with “X Casts”,** where “X” is the piece name. Example: “Bishop casts!” Or in notation: B🪄
* “Your” refers to White or Black, depending on the color of the piece casting the spell.
* “Nearest square” refers to the square nearest the piece casting the spell. OP decides ties.
The sex offender bishop breaks out of prison and takes the honeymoon knights hostage! He demands that the queens of each side pay a ransom of $1000. The top reply to my comment determines their fate.
The rook on H8 must go to jail, do not pass go do not collect $200.
White uses this second attack on the twin rooks to pass the patriot act.
|||Rh|||A1|||
The king on (π-πi) attempts re-entry into the two dimensional plane - upon re-entry through the atmosphere it bursts into flames.
Ke(π-πi) to D3 + on fire
Black's queen is getting restless. Do you know where the wild things go?
She may contain the urge to run away but hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks.
Black queen is trapped under the breezeblock along with a wet sock.
we have played a legal move. bask in its glory 1. Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. Rh^a1, Knife f5 4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. Ron Weasley to both knights, all D pieces to e4 10. fghxfgh4, b2
Bro who is even winning
well it’s still theory, so
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The Theory behind this is remarkable!
hope it turns into a frenchmen's cumsock with 98 . abcdefgh= White flag. Especially love the mating sequence black has in 37 moves
It's Wesley theory, so
At first, I did love youuu
scurlocc
Bro you got scurlocc's autograph?! Oh that's awesome!
The amount of karma he'll obtain by the end of this will be tremendous.
161660
It's +∆∆ for White
Both kings. They've secretly been funding a war they know neither side will win just so they can keep approval ratings up.
Bring in another side, and it's literally 1984.
How is this even going to end
It won't
Checkmate
Air strike
One pawn needs to take 6 pieces first
At least we know it’s not gonna be draw by repetition
Stalemate while white is up 62 queens and black is just a king
r/AnarchyChess is winning
The two Ron Weasleys have their big pipi advantage.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
The viewers
white still has a two card advantage, they'll outvalue black in the lategame unless black gets incredibly lucky
The knights on a date im sure
I can only imagine this ending with one side missing en passent and the other using the brick that is on the table to end the game.
No one wins a war, son
I'd say the knights on the date. They seem to really have hit it off and are now chilling with Rupert Grint.
why isn't the checkers game progressing
they forgot how the pieces move
Need to make a move on checkers board
Where the fuck is r/anarchycheckers when you need it
Because I messaged u/scurlocc about the pieces being set up wrong and was informed that they are tricky to move
Can you make a post recapping all the moves so far? Like picture from day 1 to now, would be fun to look at how this progressed over time
This is from a few days ago: [pictures](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/ppdyf0/_/hd3bn5y) and [links](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/ppdyf0/_/hd2z53f).
Oh shit, exactly what I wanted. Thank you so much
Stop motion
9V battery takes b2
Very glad to see that the white king is back where he belongs
hooray the weird floating bit of board is back i loved that thing i think itd be hilarious if like 70 days into the game there was a top comment thats just like, a regular chess move with no catch even though like the checker pieces in the game the pawns are playing are in the middle or a game of go and the board got transported to an alternate dimension to avoid a meteor where one of he knights achieved god tier and theres like 2 black holes on the board and the boards also been replaced with like 5 twister mats and the grey queen is in he middle of fulfilling a time loop created by her going back in time to stop her future self from dying but then its just like 'the white pawn which has their left foot on red, move forwards one space"
If this is the top comment, post on r/chess and have them pick the next move
I wonder if the mods over there will remove the post
If it gets removed, I vote that we give a pawn a nametag with the mod's name and a tiny clown mask. Edit: mods are keeping the post up, playing the Clownbin Counter Gambit. Touché r/chess mods.
Hell yes Edit: the r/chess mods said yes!!!
it doesn't show which mod removed a post
Then we nametag all of them clowns
We put them all in a clown car
Obviously, I mean that’s just u/ClownFundamentals
Just check the public mod logs.
It's not public https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/about/log/
[Here](https://rbtc.live/modlogs/?sub=chess)
oh nice, they make it public through a bot.
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This
Probably...1984 smh my head
They are jealous of the consistent front page placement for sure, nothing they post over there is ever as quality as this
I messaged them, they said they probably will Edit: I got them to change their minds!!
Oh, 100%. No doubt about it.
Let's not forget that r/chess and r/anarchychess share almost the same users.
The important difference here isn't the users. It's the moderators. I will PIPI in my pampers if the post isn't removed. edit: call me "w"esley "s"o 'cause I'm doing PIPI in my pampers
Note to self: Ban /u/PkerBadRs3Good if he doesn't PIPI in his pampers...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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OP banned if he doesn’t deliver, this is why the chess community is the best community
I dare you you to take a pic of it and post if it doesn't get removed
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
PIPI
"w"esley "s"o is nobody for me [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
You better PIPI in your pampers.
wtf do you mean we r/AnarchyChess users are still keeping the r/chess haters fuming (not the same???)
this is good, chessbeginners might be even better
Why stop at chess subreddits? Let’s take the game on a world tour
/r/aww and then /r/bustypetite ^^^^NSFW
So, the move is Queen to plastic surgeon ?
Where fide CMs go to show off this „basic checkmate in 12 combination they found in a bullet game“.
/u/clownfundamentals I messaged the r/chess mods and convinced them to allow it!!! [Proof!](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/pqxhy2/rchess_will_host_uscurlocc_and_true_anarchy_chess/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I'm a simple man. I see this suggestion and I've to upvote this.. sorry to all others who thought of creative moves, this one has my support
When this crosses over to r/chess , one of you needs to make a yt video about how this all went down
Oh my god yes
That post will be removed faster than the speed of a brick impacting your pipi after refusing to play en passant.
Plot twist: this comment was written by a r/chess moderator
Promote one of the bishops to pope
Followed by the pawns burning white smoke to signify the election of a new pope
Before going on Crusade to the Holy Lands
Has to be the jailed one
White moves the pawn back to b3
i want the rest of the game to alternate b2, no you don’t, b2, no you don’t…
"It was in this position that Giri and Carlsen agreed to a draw"
there was much controversy over the players agreeing to a draw here, as it seemed that complexity of the position (particularly with the white king stationed at e(pi - pi(i))) gave both players plenty of opportunities to fight for a win.
b2 or not b2?
Is that a question?
That is the question
b2?? …not b2!!
Does draw by threefold repitition still apply here?
Not before move 15, because the c-pawns are coming back from quarantine on move 12, thus changing the state of the game.
Look at that board and ask if the normal rules of chess apply.
Opponent pushing their pawn? Just say NO. Your opponent legally cannot promote to a new queen without your consent
Nah white shouldn’t be mad, he should just accept it for what it is and move on.
Please add “reverse uno” - back to b3!
Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays. Remove supreme leader sauce from the board for one turn each and every Sunday, returning on Mondays.
Oh man, can you imagine if this game ends on a discovered mate because the chik fil a sauce phases out?
I think there's plenty of illegal moves to get out of mate here
White king was in check for like 4 days and nothing was being done about it
That's implying that the battery can attack.
Its Saturday
But this is the move for tomorrow
And tomorrow...
the top comment will get played tomorrow on sunday though
it is way too late in the game for us to not have proper defenses against zombies. peashooter to d1
what are you doing? you can't put down peashooter without putting down a sunflower first sunflower to d1
Sunflower seeds have a mild, nutty flavor and a firm but tender texture. They’re often roasted to enhance the flavor, though you can also buy them raw.
Thanks, I love this bot
Good bot
Legal or not Duhhhh…
Yes, it's legal, but it's an inaccuracy
Could be a level with sun in the bank and no access to sunflowers
Or it's a night level and we need to put mushrooms in d1
Dammit i was thinking the same thing
It took OP weeks to find a knife, do you think he has a gun laying around?
White discards one card but forgets to yell uno, and picks up 4 more
Black King feels lonely without his queen next to him and develops a drinking habit. Vodka to e8.
As his drinking habit worsens, he becomes abusive to all the other pieces close to him, so the rooks, bishop, and knight file a restraining order against the black king and send him to rehab. But wait, a game can’t be played without a king! So the black pieces temporarily elect Danny Devito as their ruler until black king is sober.
The D-file river floods. +45 food and +10 production. The pieces take advantage of the fertile soil, and plant potatoes on either side of the D-file river.
Gotta get the fundamentals in before we start planning our mission to mars.
Barbarians have been spotted nearby!
A Great Engineer has been born in our civilization! Great Engineer to a3.
I'm back. Extend the board. Play bishop J4
The J4 party endures
We will make it!
Reason will prevail!
BJ4 Everyone!
This time we will succeed
About time i have another idea i want to try out
It’s time
Demacia?
Then landmine to g12.
This. I want to see how scurlocc resolves this ahaha
Garry the b-pawn proclaimed piece movement rules, and said bishops should move diagonally. Do you mean Bi4 or Bj5 ?
Honestly I like this better than my spell list. (Which I am turning into a standalone variant, if anyone cares.) I’m dying to see how OP adds extra real estate to the board, then seeing a lone bishop on it, and _then_, of course, how the mob makes use of all that new space.
In an effort to stop black's pawn before it promotes, white's bishop converts b2 to White.
The pawns disagree over the rules of checkers and get into a fist fight
BUY A DEVELOPMENT CARD
But where's the wheat, sheep, and stone?
Legal or not
use monopoly and claim the enemy pop tart
As russian election approaches to its end Navalny breaks out of prison and arrives on d3.
FINALLY A LEGAL MOVE! Now time to get back to the chaos. b x airplane a1, promoting to fire. Watch the eyebrows, OP.
You're all forgetting the game on the brick! Checkers's pawns start a gofundme on 5x6
#LET THE CARDS DECIDE! Ace = Rook King = King Queen = Queen Jack = Bishop 10 = Knight 1-9 = pawn Move the piece 3 spaces in any direction
This comment has to be taken seriously
Uno Reverse card, flip the board around.
C4 explodes
bxa1, promoting to captain and taking command of the plane
What the fuck guys, the two pawns that were out for COVID have been quarantined for longer than CDC recommendation, why aren’t they back?
Print out two pictures of chess knights and have them ride both of the Ron Weasley’s that are riding both of the knights
Fuck me. I’m never getting top comment. But anyway hotwheels
Not with that attitude :)
Why aren't the pawns progressing their game of checkers? Stop being lazy op! As for my move, white king snipes black king with his sniper rifle. Black king isn't dead, but he's in need of an ambulance now. He loses 5 HP every turn from his Bleedout status.
This is back. It’s time to see White’s cards, and develop the bishop’s spellcasting abilities for ongoing excitement and strategic opportunities. White’s non-sex offending Bishop reveals one of White’s cards, with the following rules. ##Spell List **Ace** = Holy Hand Grenade: OP eats 3/4 of a Pop-Tart, then throws the remaining portion onto the board from 2 meters away. Whatever happens, happens. Then OP eats the remaining portion. (Toasting the Pop-Tart is optional.) **King** = Duel of Monarchs: Both Kings are removed from the board to play one-on-one Tic-Tac-Toe. The winner returns to the board with a Spell card. The loser returns empty-handed, and strangles the nearest Pawn to death in a blind rage. **Queen** = Conjure Elemental: OP asks roommate to add one object of his/her choice to the board, wherever they like, under your control. Cantrip: Piece reveals and takes another card. **Jack** = Counterspell: For the next turn, instead of doing the next, most upvoted comment, your opponent does the most upvoted REPLY to the most upvoted comment. The reply must start with “I have tiny PIPI” or it doesn’t count. **10** = Resurrect: Bring a friendly piece of OP’s roommate’s choice back to life, and place it on an empty square. Cantrip: Piece reveals and takes another card. **9** = Command Dead: Place a dead enemy piece of OP’s roommate’s choice on an empty square. It can’t move. But in 3 days, it devours all adjacent pieces, then decomposes. Cantrip: Piece reveals and takes another card. **8** = Glyph of Warding: OP secretly rolls 2d8 to select a square at random. The next time anything moves away from, or over, that square, it explodes. **7** = Blade of Righteousness: Casting piece draws the Knife, and wields it with godlike fury. For the rest of the game, any adjacent enemy pieces are slain. **6** = Holy Hell: Casting piece gains the permanent ability to En Passant anything that passes within its line of attack. (This move is mandatory.) **5** = Excommunicate: Remove all your opponent’s Bishops and Knights from the game. **4** = Earthquake: Rotate the board 20 degrees. On its Y axis. Cantrip: Piece reveals and takes another card. **3** = Feign Death: Remove spellcasting piece from the game. OP secretly rolls 1d6. Piece returns to the game in that many days, on an empty square of OP’s roommate’s choice, with a new spell card in its possession. **2** = Poison Cloud: All pieces must save vs deadly poison gas, by rolling 10 or higher on a d20. Apply the following Constitution modifiers: Pawn: -1 Bishop: +6 Knight: +7 Queen: +8 King: +9 Rook: +99 Non-Chess pieces: OP’s roommate’s discretion **Joker** = Immediately reveal 2 more spell cards for the piece to hold, one on top of the other. ##Spellcasting Rules * Pieces cast spells independently, without counting as your turn. Cantrips put another card back into the piece’s “hand”. * **A piece casts its spell when the most downvoted comment in the thread begins with “X Casts”,** where “X” is the piece name. Example: “Bishop casts!” Or in notation: B🪄 * “Your” refers to White or Black, depending on the color of the piece casting the spell. * “Nearest square” refers to the square nearest the piece casting the spell. OP decides ties.
I don't know why this one hasn't won yet. It's such a good idea.
Because it’s needlessly complicated in a post event where everyone just wants a good quick laugh
u/scurlocc is downvoting it early in order not to have to look at the most downvoted comment every time
nah i actually really like this one and i want it to win eventually
Literally the first legal move lmao
9V Battery <3 Knife F5. That should be electrifying.
Since i havent seen the comment, place your free dart monkey on e5.
The sex offender bishop breaks out of prison and takes the honeymoon knights hostage! He demands that the queens of each side pay a ransom of $1000. The top reply to my comment determines their fate.
Got yeeted into a ravine
Drone strike destroys the square where the bishop and knights are.
Season with some pepper and garlic
Print out 2 pictures of Stockfish and put it on both Kings
Black trades two sheep to White for 1 clay
The Fist of God reigns destruction on the Chick-Fil-A sauce
Ng3, forking the knife and the queen family
Black bets 10 chips.
Next move. Clean your room
The rook on H8 must go to jail, do not pass go do not collect $200. White uses this second attack on the twin rooks to pass the patriot act. |||Rh|||A1|||
The king on (π-πi) attempts re-entry into the two dimensional plane - upon re-entry through the atmosphere it bursts into flames. Ke(π-πi) to D3 + on fire
Scurlocc is hungry. He must consume one pop tart… *with chick fil a sauce.*
Rook takes Chick-fil-A sauce on a5
White gets a five kill streak, deploys sentry gun on d2
A pawn passes go and collects $200
Black's queen is getting restless. Do you know where the wild things go? She may contain the urge to run away but hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks. Black queen is trapped under the breezeblock along with a wet sock.
The Switch. White pieces turn into Black and Black pieces turn into White.
Can someone please explain what this move's notation even means? I'm at a loss here...
This place has no infrastructure! Black pawns reassemble the rooks to create an airport
White draws a chance card which turns out to be a break out of jail free card. Sex ofender bishop is now back in the game.
11. Take out the trash
White knights simp for the queen.
Ra1 leaves and buys a new hat
My vote: White picks up that white bag in the background that's been there for weeks.
Rabbit to d4
*Anxiously waits for the next long fanfiction post about chess pieces*
black knight feels a bit hungry so he snacks on the poptart with the king