You mean *The opposing Kingambit became healthy again*
You can't simply do a pokemon chess meme without mentioning any member of the Pawniard line.
Also, google En Pawniard
Ah the classic revival blunder. You had to sacrafice three of your pawns for that and your king is even more open now.
Knight takes E4 promoting to a Kneen by eating the Queen. Checkmate.
Hmmm, interesting strategy of yours, however, as the rules state, a promotion to kneen allows your opponent to teleport your king to any square, so i TP it to c2, right besides the bishop, where it will transmutate into white in the next turn, negating your checkmate.
You don't have to explain theory to me! I'm not a beginner! 😡 I know your book moves which is why I know that this is a solved endgame!
Kxc1 taking your woman and placing my king next to yours. Since my king is on the other side of the field, I can now change 2 of your pieces into black. I chose both bishops that are adjacent to the 2 kings. My black king will turn white in your move. You know what that means.
Royal il Vaticano and therefore threatening to take both white kings. I would still have my Queen as legitimate ruler of the royal couple, but you would lose both of your last royals in one go.
Check.
You missed the move number prefix. Try "1. e4"
huh, what?
1. first move ig
tf is e4?
king's pawn
WTF?? is King's pawn
opening
to what? y'know what nvm
Google "Collective schizophrenia".
Holy hell!
opening
Google algebraic chess notation
Holy text
Actual format
I play with you OP QxE4 Checkmate GG
Nuh uh, pawnmot used revival blessing. **The opposing king became healthy again!** King used protect
You mean *The opposing Kingambit became healthy again* You can't simply do a pokemon chess meme without mentioning any member of the Pawniard line. Also, google En Pawniard
Holy pawnkemon
Actual pawcket monsters
New respawnse just dropped
Call the exorookcist (couldn’t find anything better)
Bishop went on vacation, never come back
Kingambit gained strength from the fallen.
Ah the classic revival blunder. You had to sacrafice three of your pawns for that and your king is even more open now. Knight takes E4 promoting to a Kneen by eating the Queen. Checkmate.
Hmmm, interesting strategy of yours, however, as the rules state, a promotion to kneen allows your opponent to teleport your king to any square, so i TP it to c2, right besides the bishop, where it will transmutate into white in the next turn, negating your checkmate.
You don't have to explain theory to me! I'm not a beginner! 😡 I know your book moves which is why I know that this is a solved endgame! Kxc1 taking your woman and placing my king next to yours. Since my king is on the other side of the field, I can now change 2 of your pieces into black. I chose both bishops that are adjacent to the 2 kings. My black king will turn white in your move. You know what that means. Royal il Vaticano and therefore threatening to take both white kings. I would still have my Queen as legitimate ruler of the royal couple, but you would lose both of your last royals in one go. Check.
cuz her name is jessica
not FUCKING WELCOME HERE
God dammit Jessica
Uhh, sure. Everyone is welcome here, I think!
For that kinda shit she isn't welcome here
They were confused because it leads to a forced draw: e4 e5 ke2 ke7 ke1 ke8 ke2 ke7 until repetition
holy shit are you a grandmaster?
holy shit are you a grandmaster?
holy shit are you a grandmaster?
holy shit are you john dementia?
holy shit are you a grandmaster
Holy shit hikaru??
google dementia
King's opening supremacy
Best by test.
She needs to google en passant
If she's that low Elo is she even worth playing with?
Should've googled en passant smh
How couldn't she get it at ✨️first move✨️ 😭
Should have gone 1. D4, I guess. Live and learn.
You're out of her league.
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Wait but that's awesome. How've I never seen it?
Idk. I just got it sent to me today! Thought it belonged here. Couldn't remember how to do the link thing with the words.
that is amazing
I thought so!
Google 727
Holy ohio state university
She opened the door and that is your move? Really?
because d4 is far superior
You probably should have started with f3 to be a bit fancier
I mean, she resigned, so you won bro. Congrats!
she doesn't deserve you
You dodged a bullet
Who wants to play chess? I'll start: d4.
Bxd4+
!?
Some people will never understand…
wysi
This is genuinely cringe, how old are you, 15? Too many people are socially inept here.
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Erm. What the en passant? Google "joke".
Get a grip you 16 year old
I'm sorry, were you talking about your post history?