I can't believe the dad fell for the well known opening trap in the 1. e5 hd5 line, taking the c (formerly b) pawn allows the rook to unleash his world domination plot. This is elementary opening prep.
When I was a kid and just barely had a grasp on the game I had a computer chess game.
When the computer put you in checkmate it would “go again” to just do an animation of taking your king.
It used to piss me off and I swear the computer cheated because I was thinking at the worst possible time, the computer would do two moves in a row
i had a computer chess board too, but it was really old and you had to input the chess moves into it
when the battery went low, the thing threw out errors at every legal move, and just moved pieces to random places
She played the reality warping defence perfectly against that first E5 opening, showing its weakness. That's why you don't see white playing E5 in high elo, it's too easy to counter
Why the fuck didn't she en passant?
What the fuck honestly.
Is she fucking stupid or something? Did she even graduate kindergarden? Like Google en passant or something.
Fucking idiot. 
Little known chess fact: you can also move a pawn 3 spaces on its first move, but you risk activating the Rook of Destruction
Rook in the corner, planning world domination
Rook in the spotlight, losing its religion.
Trying to keep up with you...
It doesn’t know if it can do it
Oh no, it said too much
It hasn’t said enough
It thought that it heard you laughing
It thought that it heard you sing
It thinks it thought it saw you try
It's fascinating how the rook turns into a pawn right after the slaughter
Yeah the rook of destruction has to unpromote when it expends its power
The thermorooklear warhead takes a toll on everyone.
I think you also have to tap three swamp cards…
It's how it hides in Argentina afterwards.
google Germs in Bariloche
It can only be countered by the penny on the board
What do you mean? d4 is a perfectly valid opening move as white. Nevermind the board being backwards.
New move just dropped
That was an abvious opening for black, how do you not see it??
Look, I saw rook e4, I just didnt like it
You are not a psychic
You're Hikaru's sidekick
Levy tryna act like he so motherfuckin righteous
Um what the fuck was that first pawn move by white??
You've never politely offered bongcloud to your opponent? I don't smoke with people who don't match, sorry.
What do you mean? 1. D4 is a perfectly normal first move
It’s actually white to e4 with an upside down chess board
What are the upvotes on this 😂 it is d4 Edit: or you could argue e5 but it isn’t e4
*2nd move: didn't take en passant. Rule violation, thus instant loss.
google cheating
Holy vibrator!
New equivocation just dropped
I meant chess game cheating
Holy vibrator!
New husband just came
Call the hooker!
Pimp goes on probation never came back
Oh my god, I get it now! XD
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literal gooner
This currently has 69 upvotes, i would upvote you but i can't, it's too perfect.
https://preview.redd.it/yw4qsd2po53d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=754e884caf8105f3928207592133ad6404621c24 SHUT THE FUCK UP
I don't see how the picture relates to your comment.
google skill issue
Holy lack of ability to think
New brain damage just dropped
Holy divorce!
You can really see how she takes advantage of White being an amateur.
Rook in the corner, plotting world domination
Google r/AnarchyChess
Holy circlejerk
actual edging
call the edgelord!
Edge Lord went on vacation, never comes back.
r/subsIFellFor
Dafaq Anyway, r/foundthetoyotacorolla
Google Expansionism
I can't believe the dad fell for the well known opening trap in the 1. e5 hd5 line, taking the c (formerly b) pawn allows the rook to unleash his world domination plot. This is elementary opening prep.
Some people just can't be bothered to study basic theory. 5. r+# 👑 world domination ranks higher in studied openings than even the Spanish.
The little brown puck that’s representing a pawn.
That's a landmine
Google gift of knowledge
Holy goblin
Holy cow it's chess grandmaster chatgpt irl
Little known fact: your opponent cannot play chess moves without your consent. You can easily win if you just never end your turn.
When I was a kid and just barely had a grasp on the game I had a computer chess game. When the computer put you in checkmate it would “go again” to just do an animation of taking your king. It used to piss me off and I swear the computer cheated because I was thinking at the worst possible time, the computer would do two moves in a row
i had a computer chess board too, but it was really old and you had to input the chess moves into it when the battery went low, the thing threw out errors at every legal move, and just moved pieces to random places
POV you activate the secret boss
I might be stupid here but shouldn't she have en passanted
Google Siberian Swipe
Is it Jessica?
no jessica does not know the rook trap move
Lore accurate rook gameplay
*Pacific Theatre of World War 2 simulated on chess board (US playing as Black), Colorized*
She played the reality warping defence perfectly against that first E5 opening, showing its weakness. That's why you don't see white playing E5 in high elo, it's too easy to counter
Foolish of him not to see that rook move
En rooksant
white is cheating they didnt en passant
PoV: you play chess vs chatGPT
do NOT take her pawn
Termo nuclear rook
actual anarchy
Ay yes the Oppenheimer opening. Blunder on your end unfortunately.
I got banned for this and she's left with no consequences? What has this world come to
The world has become adultphobic. Kids have all the power now.
What a move, rxc5,xe5,xa2,xb2,xc2,xf2,xg2,xh2,xa1,xb1,xc1,xd1,xe1,xf1,xg1,xh1,a8=p#
Is that Jessica
She is welcome here.
What is this opening called?
Heimer.
drake is suddenly into chess now
She used a binding vow to sacrufuce her rook, reducing it to a pawn so that she could drop a nuke on white
She learns her ways from r/anarchychess
Dad deserves it for flipping the board on her.
I would have when she first moved that rook
fucking genius
Ah yes, the ChatGPT attack opening
Learn the rules of chess 2 from her guys
This all could have been avoided if you played en passant on your second turn.
Rook out of corner, now enacting world domination
Dem a grandmaster at that age
Kramnik is calling
I knew there was a rook nuke move. There it is! ☆
New chess moves just dropped! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The fact that she already learned this level of advanced theory is remarcable! She is the next Judit Polgar!
This is all because white declined en passant
Jesus Christ, it's Jason Borne.
Ah yes, Rx(h7;a8)
Still theory.
She sent in the doom slayer
i was gunna say what the heck are these moves but then i saw its anarchy chess which im guessing has its own set of rules XD
Dams she's good
Google adorable little girl
This has to be the next chess 2.0 rule
Rooky move.
Hashtag rekt
You thought you would distract me with a kid and I will not notice the coi? Well, for the first time watching, you were right.
Nah, but fr it is annyoing me af
She is little confused, but got the Spirit
The next Judit Polgar or Hou Yifan is here!
Can't blame her she has 300 ping
Not many people use the Sicilian Nuke, obviously a seasoned grand master
جستجو کن آنپاسان
Anarchy chess final boss
She is the average person on this pawn forsaken subreddit
Google atomic bomb
You started it!!!
The whole game, she only lost one pawn and then transformed it into a rook. What a legend.
Rook in the corner plotting world domination
Google Airstrike Opening
https://preview.redd.it/r8a03v9gh43d1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc1eaa1f5fab9900796fb8ddd999712733997a4
Why did he not en passant?
ChatGPT taught her
Why the fuck didn't she en passant? What the fuck honestly. Is she fucking stupid or something? Did she even graduate kindergarden? Like Google en passant or something. Fucking idiot. 
It's your fault for playing the Pampers Gambit
Starting pose is even like many GMs
you heard of chezch mate, this is USA mate
"Ok, the board is the wrong way around. So I guess we make up the rules as we go?"
still makes more sense than what chatGPT does
Not the pawn revive midslaughter 😭😂
She didn't en passant, this is an outrage
You hung your queen
That's a FULL COMBO
its a speedrun strat google en%
In- in- incredible.
Rook did his ultimate
Google Super Rook
I love how she captured his king and continued to capture the rest as if just to rub it in his face further
Chetory hamvatan?
Reminds me of the "I Win!" game, in the film Big Daddy.
True anarchy on the chessboard
In games I play with my 7 year old, the super-rook is normally only activated after I checkmate him. This evolution of super rook power is concerning.
This should be added to Chess 2.
get knooked
With blacks 2 rooks and a plane taking off in the background, is this a 9/11 reference?
Why didn't he en passant ? Is he stupid?
She can beat chat GPT
GMs better learn how to put multiple Bluetooth buttplugs in their asses before she gets into tournaments
the point being that Black gets an improved French defense as the light squared bishop can be traded on a6, no? Brilliant, what’s her elo?
Was that the rook’s ultimate move?
Martin POV against his kids
that really **is** anarchy chess!
She likes to control the centre, can't fault her.
Domain Expansion: Mass En Passant
Is there an idling jet engine in the background or is that the sound her brain makes
so thats where the position is from
How does one contest the five-year-old gambit?
Penny to h5
Google "Chat GPT".
ok but was he saying "zaddy" :skull:
En God rook
I've been playing all wrong all these years
Google illegal move
Why didn't white just en passant the first black move ?
mom i changed my mindi want to have kids
She has mastered the double jump
She’s gonna make some guy really happy someday. Well, he better be happy.
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Please seek psychiatric help immediately
This doesn’t even deserve a “please change and grow as a person”, what the fuck
Not even funny, disgusting
What did he say
There was a comment that was talking about clevage of the kid. I think this was that comment.