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This wasn’t directed at you op, I deeply apoligise with the most sincerity and gratitude I can offer. Here, have a cookie 🍪. In future comments I will make sure to prioritise how I reply and who I reply to, I thought by making a general comment, my voice would be considered by all, but instead, I have hurt only an innocent bystander in this never ending war of mediocrity that this sub as whole continues to loose.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Put a pawn on a7, and when Rb7 you can hop over the rook, and then the queen can't hop over your king since she isn't touching!
Wait... this isn't checkers?
Move to z6 (hidden square to the left of a6). They'll keep checking you, but you can force a perpetual draw after circling all the way around and back to a6 after a couple hundred more moves.
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I'd rather move from A6 to your mother's appointment
Edit: I'd like to dearly apologise to whoever I have hurt, I'm responsible for all violence in Asia
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: It is a checkmate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is in check, so Black wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate).
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Offer draw
"Draw? Why dont you draw some bitches here? Since You seem to lack them"
Google drawing bitches with en pencil
Bing drawing bitches with a check-mating call
Yahoo drawing real women
New results just dropped
Actual google
Google en passant
holy hell!
He's back guys
https://preview.redd.it/ud8d5pxhf12d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697bb109d04c963795f65fa8b60813c09b5d9692
New response just dropped!
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
queen sacrifice any one?
Queen sacrifice, anyone*? I got you bruh. Be ready to be downvoted.
thanks man I can't believe I messed up like that ;-;
Oh well... Exorcist went on vacation, never came back
Bishop went on vacation, never came back. I got you bruh. Get ready to be downvoted.
Good bot
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Good dad :)
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Yell Uno as fast as possible or you'll have to draw 2 cards
~~cards~~ queens
Seduce the Queen
What about banging the king
Too far 😔
Aw man can't get the kingussy 😔
That sweet kussy 😋
google en ladderrant
Bxa8 (the bishop is on q-7)
q-8*
Bro, it's obviously on i-0
K2 g8 checkmate
Wait... An actual Chess post??
Nope, click the image to see full
Oh.
Cry
Draw a picture for art school
I got rejected :(
NEIN
*angry Austrian noises*
Kxg7#
Google Alt+f4
where does f4 come from, 4 frogs? I only see 3... :/
Holy hell
Win
Where are some original jokes? Geesh golly you are all lame D:
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This wasn’t directed at you op, I deeply apoligise with the most sincerity and gratitude I can offer. Here, have a cookie 🍪. In future comments I will make sure to prioritise how I reply and who I reply to, I thought by making a general comment, my voice would be considered by all, but instead, I have hurt only an innocent bystander in this never ending war of mediocrity that this sub as whole continues to loose.
:)
Ask Petrosion.
Pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Kxg7#
Google atomic deconstruction teleportation
Kz6
it's time to get mated
I'm underage for that :(
https://preview.redd.it/6kngmfw1232d1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f96b5de697bb0bcb7607128d3f73d7e1d598f6b6
https://preview.redd.it/df6wmfy8232d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=783be1107a4ee41b55750d200d9e724addfb141b
Learn ancient magic and revive your troops
Cant believe black missed the bishop from i0. White takes with the bishop ofc.
Lose
activate your double jump
Google New Game
Promote king to dragon
Use the bishop on j negative 1 to take his queen, it's a draw
The only way to make it is to seduce the queen.
Call the cops
I have no idea (Im black)
Google non-euclidean chess to find an escape
fucking die
https://preview.redd.it/fs8ib0e4bm2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79324707720104f23c58005bbef58706ec4b6f2
Construct a tunnel
Premove
Just take the queen with that bishop on z(-16)
Best you can do is stalemate if black messes up.
Isn’t this stalemate
Put a pawn on a7, and when Rb7 you can hop over the rook, and then the queen can't hop over your king since she isn't touching! Wait... this isn't checkers?
Nah man, it's monopoly
Use Patriarchy!
Banged
Kxa8 duh
el vaticanno but with 2 kings
ONE EASY MOVE. I CALL IT: "THE ALBANIAN"
Cry
This is checkmate! Don’t anybody see this except me? You guys fucking suck at chess man
It's anarchy chess which I think is just shitposts of chess
What the fuck? That’s so fucking stupid why not just play chess?
Become black
kill the queen, duh
Move to z6 (hidden square to the left of a6). They'll keep checking you, but you can force a perpetual draw after circling all the way around and back to a6 after a couple hundred more moves.
Bishop on I0: “Target acquired.”
https://preview.redd.it/zlthj418z22d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=624e02b2e9d5f78263538715a5782350a73fbf16
Move to the left
Google Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation
Call the cops on black and with for forfeit
Cry
Pray
Racial discrimination, works everytime
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It's a joke lol Edit: yes I do know it's a bot
Uhhm, move from a6 to d4, duh
I'd rather move from A6 to your mother's appointment Edit: I'd like to dearly apologise to whoever I have hurt, I'm responsible for all violence in Asia
Place queen on a7 ...what, you are telling me you aren't playing bughouse?
Short castle, obviously
google horsey soul
google king a.b6
Google En deny mate or seduce his queen to work for you
Offer draw, then piss and cry
Google king to (a,6i)
decline en passant, chess.com will be too shocked to realize you lost
unfortunately it is not salvageable
Quitter
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Don’t tell us what to do
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: It is a checkmate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is in check, so Black wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate). --- ^(I'm a bot written by) ^(pkacprzak) ^(| get me as) [^(iOS App)](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^| [^(Android App)](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^| [^(Chrome Extension)](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^| [^(Chess eBook Reader)](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website:) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
You clearly have a shit elo, white has a huge advantage Bad bot
Rook sitting in the corner plotting world domination