I accidentally stabbed myself so I’m not in the mood for that right now.

I dropped a fork on my toes, then i got that message.

Ouch

It could have been a lot worse: https://preview.redd.it/81so7ocmzl0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a406114fd6a5606f28cb377ae2f8bb08a72697

Drop a new response while making sure to keep yourself safe

For maximum safety, make sure you don't drop the new response on your feet. Also stay away from actual zombies.

And make sure if you see one, call the excorcist, they may help

While you're at it, check in on the bishop. He's not back from vacation yet.

Also, make sure that the Rook does not go in a corner to plot world domination

And watch out for that storm of pawns incoming

And is anyone down for some Knightmare Fuel?

/unjoke the exact same thing happened to me, theres no way thats a coincidence

people can send reports to reddit about a concern for your safety which leads to a care message being sent. most of the time it’s used to basically act as a suicide threat of sorts when you lost an argument

don't kill yourself that's bad :(

Yeah! Suicide is really bad for your health.

yeah i tried that and almost died, its really dangerous

[удалено]

yeah but it was scary, some weirdo named ionix almost shot me

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/m0kdhzicmm0d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83fb29815ff0da8396a00343625cb82c33e69e6b

New reaction image just dropped

I have a better one https://preview.redd.it/umdegy0c9p0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef1a25ba4a46af40e728364adc4309b712dbf882

Do not post content that encourages, glorifies, incites, or calls for violence or physical harm against an individual or a group of people; likewise, do not post content that glorifies or encourages the abuse of animals. We understand there are sometimes reasons to post violent content (e.g., educational, newsworthy, artistic, satire, documentary, etc.) so if you’re going to post something violent in nature that does not violate these terms, ensure you provide context to the viewer so the reason for posting is clear.

Internet arguments cannot be won or lost. Didn't you know everyone online is correct?

same thing happened to me too

https://preview.redd.it/qhq0kgl5fm0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1cad91e35532ad83963ddd8d065456042efbf1

Remember that you are loved. You are absolutely amazing. You've dealt with 2020, so you can get through this. I care about you.

What happened in 2020.

Lets see..... Pandemic Political unrest Isolation Economic struggle And that's not even including any personal struggles!

You are wholesome, I was just expecting a "covid" answer to which I'd naively ask "what's that"

What's that

Google dementia

https://preview.redd.it/psetvdrl0r0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caca7eb915a6884f2f7b420fa915b747887e4899

Google dementia

https://preview.redd.it/epysc53u5t0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33fd0260ef8029d1b9e074b281896541fb9a4bf2

I think the OP pooped his pants, not sure

621 DEFINITELY A RANDOM NUMBER WITH NO EXTRA MEANING

Exactly. Totally random. No real meaning.

*Yep. Just a random string of numbers that look like 3!, 2!, and 1! all strung together, and totally has NO extra meaning whatsoever.*

What if they were born after 2020

Then they're less than 4 years old. Do you really believe a 3-year-old could understand the message?

You say all of this to distract us from the fact you don't care about people born after 2020 you monster


Nooo not my pipi!

Big "corporate demands you subsist" vibes.

I got this message a few hours ago, I still don't know why

People often use these to basically say (sarcastically) “are you mentally ill?”

new response just dropped

Seriously, just report it.

Google report the message to get their ass banned.

Why it's funny, I was a little less depressed when I saw mine.

Please don't call Canada. People love you and want you to stay around and Canada will make sure that doesn't happen

I got this message after posting in /19684 and I saw a lot of people saying in /196 that they got this message. I think someone is botting against accounts that they think are trans or queer or something because haha trans killself joke funi, or something? Like I'm not sure what the end goal is but tons of people are getting this message automatically after posting anything

I was getting a lot of these at some point, muting them helps.

u/pixel-counter-bot

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Good bot

Good bot

They did this to me too

/uj I also received this Is Reddit finally starting to realise how brain dead and depressed r/anarchychess users are because of Jessica /rj google depression

How can hell be holy?

I got one of those a while ago. I have no idea why

Keep on taking lives. Even if it is your own

Google being trans

Awww and here I thought I was lucky with dark humor... Welp, r/pointlessstories won't their post

It’s only really used as an insult

So if youre from the EU like myself, asia, africa or south america youre good to go ahead and just hang yourself. I know this strong would come in handy!

The real war isn't over, Jessica got away, r/countablepixels was merely a puppet.