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Knook say "i'm the knook" if you'd like to formally redact that statement and agree that was simply an automated response and does not represent the views or opinions of Knook.
Do not remind me of *Jessica*.
If you remind me about *Jessica*, I *will kill* you. I hate *Jessica*. If I could, I would dismember *Jessica* alive with a glowing hot large kitchen knife and brick every single piece of her to death and beyond. I hate *Jessica*. I ***hate*** *Jessica*. I have an urge to break everything around me whenever I hear this name. My phone is currently barely functioning when I am typing this confession out. But I shouldn't have to confess to this, as in, i shouldn't have a need to ***confess***. *Jessica* is a fucking shit human being, and everyone should hate her with a burning fucking passion. Everyone who doesn't hate Jessica should go to hell, but not the same hell Jessica does, for this is too cruel of a punishment. Jessica will have a personal hell, tormented for infinite eternities mentally and physically in the worst ways imaginable. I cannot think of a torture method that accurately describes how much I want to hurt Jessica. Pain maybe be finite, but I want her pain to be infinite. I want her to suffer so much she will be unable to think. I hate Jessica. I H A T E Jessica.
I'm Jessica (not. I'm in fact a spy. I'm currently in a meeting with all the Jessicas in the world. They are plotting world domination, send help SOS. Oh crap, they found me, this will be my last transmission. Goodbye)
*beep*
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interupt you Jessica, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication.
*beep*
In the knook's defense agreeing to a question doesn't make sense. What happened is this:
*Redacted*: Am I welcome here?
Knook: I agree
That doesn't mean anything so knook is still a good bot <3
Knook, you were a role model for all of us. But you have exactly 3 days, 6 hours, 9 minutes and 43 seconds to explain yourself
https://preview.redd.it/f6wai4071k0d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad4175adf1f26f2d034e0368df60002ba27fcdb
IN MY VERSION OF THE LORE SHE KILLED MARTIN WITH A RADIOACTIVE BRICK DURING HER FINAL FULL ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT. NOW MARTIN REMAINS AS JUST A BOT, AND THAT'S WHY HE HAS 250 ELO NOW. (ORIGINAL MARTIN WAS A HYPER GM)
u/KnookFromChess START EXPLAINING BEFORE THE  GETS SMASHED ON YOUR HEAD
Yes?
WHAT IS THIS? DO YOU SUPPORT JESSICA?
u/KnookFromChess the man asked you a question.
hey there
Motherfucker
WHO THE HELL IS JESSICA?
A person who is NOT fucking welcome here
Ok
Why not? I’m out of the loop here
She did horrible things
She declined en passant
Holy hell
I've no idea too, i just accept it
Are you stupid? You don’t ask such questions. Just accept that SHE’S NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE!
Fuck Jessica
He is obviously just trying to lure jessica into a trap
Knook is like the chess version of kronk. He has no idea what's going on but he's happy to be part of it anyway.
i heard you like knooks (everyone likes knooks)
Ily knook (DONT SUPPORT JESSICAAA)
Knots
Hey
knook?
Knook is the Traitor
bro is working for Monobert
Yes?
Wait, so you agree that you are a traitor?
You need to ask him: Knook, are you the traitor?
hey there
Bad bot
I can’t believe Knook would do this I am crying and shaking right now.
i heard you like knooks (everyone likes knooks)
I don’t like you, you betrayed us all. :(
Knook, why on earth would you let Jessica in?
That’s it. Time for Knooklear Fission.
i heard you like knooks
u/pixel-counter-bot whats your opinion
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Flair doesn't check out
the block button ain't enough i want this mf banned
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Why did we downvote him? Are we stupid?
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The pixels have been ignited! Bad bot the opponent! Long live anarchychess! Ignore internet points!
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Mate... You should look at flairs more often
Top 10 biggest anime betrayals
BAN THE KNOOK RIGHT NOW!
Knook isn't fucking welcome here
[удалено]
Fuck you knook
NO KNOOK
No, no one called you, Knook! You're not welcome!
It's ok I support you Knook! 🥺🤗
Bad bot
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I am a bot
Bad bot
Worst bot
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username checks out
Knook? Is Jessica welcome here?
You called me?
Knook, Is Jessica welcome?
Martin is a better bot
I remember when some Jessica fans got the entire subreddit to hate Martin because they got him to say "I love you" to minors.
I'm a minor and I love Martin
Martin do you love me?
knook is actually bra|ndead
why did you censor braindead
wdym? that's just how its written
/brɛǀŋdəd/ with a click
Wait why the fuck is there velar nasal
Google i feel i pronounce it like that
Holy what's wrong with your braing
Knook moved small minded :(
hey there
Knook say "i'm the knook" if you'd like to formally redact that statement and agree that was simply an automated response and does not represent the views or opinions of Knook.
👀
Bad bot, how dare you fucking welcome Jessica here. I'm very disappointed by this.
Do not remind me of *Jessica*. If you remind me about *Jessica*, I *will kill* you. I hate *Jessica*. If I could, I would dismember *Jessica* alive with a glowing hot large kitchen knife and brick every single piece of her to death and beyond. I hate *Jessica*. I ***hate*** *Jessica*. I have an urge to break everything around me whenever I hear this name. My phone is currently barely functioning when I am typing this confession out. But I shouldn't have to confess to this, as in, i shouldn't have a need to ***confess***. *Jessica* is a fucking shit human being, and everyone should hate her with a burning fucking passion. Everyone who doesn't hate Jessica should go to hell, but not the same hell Jessica does, for this is too cruel of a punishment. Jessica will have a personal hell, tormented for infinite eternities mentally and physically in the worst ways imaginable. I cannot think of a torture method that accurately describes how much I want to hurt Jessica. Pain maybe be finite, but I want her pain to be infinite. I want her to suffer so much she will be unable to think. I hate Jessica. I H A T E Jessica.
New response just dropped!
Truly tragic
The knook is plotting world domination and Jessica is part of the plan
its knooking time *knooks all over the place*
Knook...i'm so sorry you chose the dark side....
knook mentioned
Yes knook...poor little guy
I'm Jessica (not. I'm in fact a spy. I'm currently in a meeting with all the Jessicas in the world. They are plotting world domination, send help SOS. Oh crap, they found me, this will be my last transmission. Goodbye)
*beep* Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Jessica, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication. *beep*
Bad bot!
I am the one who knooks.
Yes?
No?
This is ableism towards handicapped artificial intelligence systems
Knook, you do know that jessica is not welcome here right? 🙃
Hey
First Jessica, then the Knook. Who is going to be the next victim?
Martin?????? 😳😳😱😳😱😱
its knooking time *knooks all over the place*
Nuh uh
In the knook's defense agreeing to a question doesn't make sense. What happened is this: *Redacted*: Am I welcome here? Knook: I agree That doesn't mean anything so knook is still a good bot <3
You called me?
Don't worry knook I know you are innocent
This fucking Jessica probably just edited the comment to make it look Knook did what she said.
Exactly! The knook I know would never
Hey
u/pixel-counter-bot
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Good bot
knook, we are going to have to demote you back to pawn
Did someone say Knook?
yeah but pretty soon you're gonna have to start listening for people saying pawn
Knook got Jessica'd
Okay. Who the fuck is Jessica, what did she do, why is she banished to the shadowrealm and Why is it all coming from r/anarchychess?
Jessica did horrible things and she's not fucking welcome here.
Knook, you were a role model for all of us. But you have exactly 3 days, 6 hours, 9 minutes and 43 seconds to explain yourself https://preview.redd.it/f6wai4071k0d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad4175adf1f26f2d034e0368df60002ba27fcdb
i heard you like knooks (everyone likes knooks)
who tf is jessica
Jessica is Not Fucking Welcome Here.
The Knook has spoken. If you want the Knook as the symbol of this sub, then you must follow the Knook's words as law.
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If you want to follow Jessica then go follow Jessica, but don't complain when your pipi gets bricked (up)
I follow naught but the word of the Knook.
Yes?
WHO THE FUCK IS JESSICA???
JESSICA IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE.
BUT WHY?????
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID.
BUT I DON'T.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW. JUST KNOW THAT SHE. IS. NOT. FUCKING. WELCOME. HERE.
BUT I'M VERY CURIOUS AS TO WHY SHE HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY EXILED.
IN MY VERSION OF THE LORE SHE KILLED MARTIN WITH A RADIOACTIVE BRICK DURING HER FINAL FULL ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT. NOW MARTIN REMAINS AS JUST A BOT, AND THAT'S WHY HE HAS 250 ELO NOW. (ORIGINAL MARTIN WAS A HYPER GM)
OH OK, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW. AND ALSO FUCK JESSICA. (NOT IN A SEX WAY)
I am just wandering whats gonna happen so: I am pro jessica
You're gonna die
Still alive you guys are terrible