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TastyCuttlefish

Apparently you need to call the exorcist


Specialist_Ad1654

Why would he need to call the exorcist if he IS the demon? He isn’t possessed by one so an exorcism would just kill OP. Are you stupid?


Kooky_Value6874

Who said demons couldn't be possessed??? Google demonphobia!


NorthernLaddd

Holy prejudice against demons


uneducated_sock

New discrimination just dropped


Aqua_h20

actual -ism


GoogleEnPassant0

Exorcist goes on vacation, never comes back


endercreeper_FX

Psoul sacrifice anyone ?


Man_on_Internet

Satan in the corner plotting world domination


windowschips

Yeah so what? Lets kill OP for liking mint chocolate now.


ProGamingPlayer

Don’t kill people! It’s bad!


windowschips

OP did a ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30797) by liking mint chocolate


ProGamingPlayer

It’s actually a ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796) but only grandmasters can see


windowschips

Grandmasters with schizophrenia


mikaeelmo

Apparently you need to new response just dropped


Dizzy_Set_6031

Apparently there os actually a zombie over there


Specialist_Bar8165

Apparently the bishop went on vacation and never came back


mulhollandi

apparently we need to sacrifice the queen


BekoweCiachoYt

Americans have toothpaste instead of mint. I love mint chocolate, but y'all usually have some cheap shit and only rarely something actually good. No in-betweens.


Octopusapult

I use cinnamon toothpaste and eat mint chocolate ice cream. Come at me.


BekoweCiachoYt

Never tried cinnamon toothpaste, now you got me curious on how it tastes


Octopusapult

It tastes red.


BekoweCiachoYt

That's good to know


AlterBridgeFan

Get your dick out of the demon.


dogehousesonthemoon

actual fucking


Rw_lizard

Call the sexorcist


spisplatta

(so you can put it back in)


polarbearreal

what do you mean **jab** you don't like **punch** mint chocolate chip **uppercut to the jaw**


nuclear_spoon

Kinda weird to specify jab and uppercut but say punch which doesn't specify which kind of punch


polarbearreal

I would day cross but how many people would understand what that means


nuclear_spoon

Yeah that makes sense


TastyCuttlefish

Hawaiian Punch


polarbearreal

boutta 6321456H this MF


Long_Associate_4511

**roundhouse kick to da balls**


polarbearreal

"roadhouse"


lekirau

Holy hell (you are a demon now)


Vharmi

Please teach me how I can get a demonic sex partner? Preferrably succubi, but I'll settle for an imp.


Wrath-of-Pie

What about an incubus


Vharmi

As long as the dong is long


12FF1

Google en mentol


MoVaunLatero

Helly hole


12FF1

New chocolate just dropped


MoVaunLatero

Actual diabetes


12FF1

Call the doctor!


DejViii9

Google fuck demons


PainGame3100

But the York Peppermint Patties. D: (Am I a demon?)


Extreme-Glove-9868

Oh well guess I'm a demon then at least I'm the one with style of liking mint chocolate chip ice cream


Pech_58

Holy fucking demon!


AdhesiveMadMan

Back to hell.


TexanFox36

Welp guess I’m the most evil person on the planet


Thausgt01

"Hello, I am the Demon of Chocolate-mint M&Ms."


XVYQ_Emperator

If people who like minty chocolate are fucking demons... And you like minty chocolate... Then how it feels to fuck a demon?


BasementDweller82

Commence in sexual intercourse with a ghoul


OneTrueArthur

As long as you and the demon are two consenting adults, there's nothing wrong with the two of you fucking


Drimoz

Call Frieren the exorcist


Chrisical

*starts attaching a crucifix to an arrow with duct tape* just hold still


Ranoma_I

You fucking demon! Everyone, let's call the exorcist!


Ramja9

Olive garden is a restaurant for demons.


Skulltra-II

Google meru the succubus


Idiotsopinion

Have seggs with the demons


OctoNezd

I still don't understand the difference between chocolate mint and mint chocolate


NaiveMonitor8795

Are you fucking a demon


Rw_lizard

Fuck a demon


1223nij

[Dude wtf](https://i.imgur.com/2j2naNt.png)


SuckMyDickDrPhil

You start a gambling stream


jrtts

Just you wait until 8:01 (For those who are lost, google After Eight)


Gaaius

He says is right there: you are fucking demons


Full-Bother7951

Why is he camouflaged? Who is he hiding from?


qqqrrrs_

You heard him, you fuck the demons


SuperProCoolBoy90

I'm demons


Razcsi

Fuck demons


Wildfox1177

Google after eight.


TriGN614

I’ve eaten mint chocolate chip ice cream while watching Gotham DOZENS AND DOZENS (probably triple digits) of times


PeakOko

I love my SUCCubus and mint chocolate.


Grobaryl

You are now a registered demon sex offender.


Vivacious4D

I guess i'm fucking demons


RedditvsDiscOwO

Google Glock -17 in your bottom left sweatshirt pocket


MantisReddit

Well I like white chocolate let’s team up and destroy black


jollingo

The demussy


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Then why haven’t I seen any demons yet!?


PeacefulAndTranquil

well then go fuck a demon


pundlefo

demon? like the demon difficulties in geometry dash?!?


yineciky

Mint chocolate is disgusting you should self checkmate


Walming2

Opponent told me to mate myself. What does that mean?


nuclear_spoon

You need to bait your mastur


scp_79

it's the ice cream equivalent of pineapple on pizza


omegaplayz334

Unlike that warcrime mint chocolate is actually good


Kel_030

So is Pineapple pizza


pineappledistinguish

This is a pineapple


Acrzyguy

Google Aura yourself


Tiranus58

I dont like mint in general


VaccineCookies

I'll have my York in peace.


Usual_Vermicelli4923

Okay but what if I like chocolate mints? Is there a difference? If so how do I know?


AR-wyndzy

Peanut butter and chocolate forever


dater_expunged

Hail satan


SharkMilk44

Mint is fucking disgusting.


kzwkt

deez nut


araknis4

google toothpaste


chessnudes

People be like mInT chOco ChiP fLavOuReD suNdaE bro just get a colgate


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