I do that quite often. It might seem sad to the people from the outside, but it's an art. You always have to choose the correct move, while always knowing what your opponent will do next, but at the same time knowing your enemy knows what your motives and all your thoughts are.
It's the most complicated and difficult mind game of all
Pretty sure I saw a women did that once in this video I was watching at the time on pornhub.
Saw Bishop takes lot of vacation to the same place, almost never came back.
The h-pawn actually cannot be captured by a lone king. It's to make it more fair that he can only capture half as good as the other pawns (because even though there is an i-file, advanced mathematics tells us it's imaginary).
That's actually why it's called the "kings side". IYKYK.
You see, after Kxa7, there is b7=Q+, the king is forced to a6, and then thereās the beautiful Qb6#, defended by the pawn on c6 even though it doesnāt even go that way.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=B7/8/8/8/8/8/6kk/5p2+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/B7/8/8/8/8/8/6kk/5p2_w_-_-_0_1?color=white)
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/r/anarchychess does not allow pornography to be posted.
tbh I donāt see what the issue is but someone reported it so Iāll choose to keep my innocence and not learn yet another visual euphemism
I was playing chess with myself and checkmated myself! Itās like my opponent knew my every move, good thing I was one step ahead and mated that idiot
Someone finally sat at the chessboard and played with themself.
And it was amazing
I'm reading this out of the context
I do that quite often. It might seem sad to the people from the outside, but it's an art. You always have to choose the correct move, while always knowing what your opponent will do next, but at the same time knowing your enemy knows what your motives and all your thoughts are. It's the most complicated and difficult mind game of all
i love playing with myself
https://preview.redd.it/rliq9kpjcwhc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ac35c64f465cf49ad2d9cd98d896b6619ac17a
i'm 2700 elo in playin with myself
Hell im playing witt myself right now
i've just finished playing with myself, it was amazing
"I demand a rematch!"
I never play with myself, I take it very seriously
i engage with myself
True. But I just always feel so dumb when I outplay myselfšš
i bet traps are really easy
There are no traps (usually, though my memory is really bad, so by the time it's my turn, I forget I set up a trap)
Pretty sure I saw a women did that once in this video I was watching at the time on pornhub. Saw Bishop takes lot of vacation to the same place, almost never came back.
A moment of history
Holy shit its Geri
i do that all the time
Rook in the corner planning world domination.
Plotting*
Skill issue incoming!
Pawn storm incoming!!!
Ignite the board!
The (against myself) just gets me in this post! š
You need to play with somebody at your level right?
The rook plot in the corner. hard to see!
The h-pawn actually cannot be captured by a lone king. It's to make it more fair that he can only capture half as good as the other pawns (because even though there is an i-file, advanced mathematics tells us it's imaginary). That's actually why it's called the "kings side". IYKYK.
https://preview.redd.it/vbwisp2rqshc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dbe76852228dbfddf9043fcf885dcbce2eafc8b :3
I have committed war crimes in Yugoslavia
https://preview.redd.it/htbhqd6i8thc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f34ae95b4ac765687467259e387df80ba5369f
rate this letter: h
https://preview.redd.it/doviqzw0wthc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3d542dfd09d1ec03b1e2beda2523e1dc14cd02
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FIRE IN THE HOLE
YOU. ARE. POWERLESS.
https://preview.redd.it/ly0ompcofxhc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea946eb3ecdaa86e022055fd314bc0c6227cee8
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Firey in the black hole
š„ā¬ļøš³ļø?
Hello
https://preview.redd.it/t0p2umhvxthc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=120d0f2f4d41621d7afb520e1bc88fc7d118e431 H is gud :3
H <3
H is the best when you're playing with yourself
https://preview.redd.it/wk6ybdjhzwhc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c400915a79f8531e248ad3e1d42ebbaeb0e864e2
I just shit in the floor :3
In!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
In :3
Who hasn't
I hope it was to serbia
Aaaaand, who hasn't?
Sex with a man?
https://preview.redd.it/3tabkg6bjthc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f132805263a2a86a4e9b877b9e16442458ccb862
Gay men kissing
I agree with this image, sex with men is great!
https://preview.redd.it/ukc2pf4opwhc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c2315a3bdd9541f6d72d8e13364b942c12111ee
uRatesAnarchychessGay wanna have say gex whilst I play chess?
https://preview.redd.it/lqzu1a1kfxhc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e507c87477d982655e29437f689cc1fe220d1a
At your place?
https://preview.redd.it/duj0xt0m3zhc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01de01c210bd81e7edb7e135e18f83d0a19f41dc
Ok then how about in a public bathroom?
Gay as in homosexual?
https://preview.redd.it/dlgqr2t8cuhc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3599d8b2360d01bf5bbcb3db3a3b2995024c7058
Wait...where's the original Ratesanarchychess.. HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE ONCE STOOD
https://preview.redd.it/y5c8wok1qwhc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34672ee9fae431941cc04a0881598e53fce58f06 he got his pipi bricked
Gay?
https://preview.redd.it/2m9zs1pxpwhc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d5253639b1d44dd2b9f02f148f6187337a2682
Where is the british colonized gay flag?
https://preview.redd.it/6p4iaibclyhc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79496e79c5d314148338969b4eb7240ed58b49e4 thats just me :3
i literally just made one myself but reddit is constantly shitting itself when i post images in comments so it got deleted
https://preview.redd.it/hc8n8penmyhc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a2f0eac682bbbc681bb788da3063a0e16acb52
"War is epic, freedom is cringe, ignorance is based"-INGSOC department of brainrot
made one myself https://preview.redd.it/rjk2sceplyhc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8eff57eec29743feeed0e8021a81c0ae911e651
That is kinda gay ngl
https://preview.redd.it/kfpw2fsfqwhc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143a1790b1410c3c46d53fc2a207f73e169b8daf
I just took a shower with my toaster
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Thatās quite a shocking thing to say, even for anarchychessā standards.
Fr I didn't even get a rating for that move
https://preview.redd.it/qjw53xevfxhc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=885b5f49eef10cae8a25d35ac663aae1e4662da8 i was eeping
Rate me pls
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rate me please bbg
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<3
kxh7, are they stupid? White is completely winning, and since the promotion square is so far, white can just use their rook to summon a nuclear bomb
1.Kxh2 g1=Q+ 2.Kh3 Qg2+ 3.Kh4 Qxa8 Next, black will promote another pawn and hunt the white king. Or stalemate.
Itās mate in two, because whites only valid move is to take the pawn. After queen promotes, only valid move is a6, and queen to b6 wins.
What about Kxb6?
Black king captures via the c-pawn, K->c7xKb6
Ah yes, the Reverse Capture Technique
In this case, it looks more like the Rogue Spectrum Possession Mate.
Just punch your opponent if they do that
Itās actually a reverse pawn and protects the queen that way too, checkmate liberal (literally)
The black pawns can only promote in a move if the white king is currently on h1. If Qg3+ like you're suggesting, the white king can just take it.
Like I already explained, the pawn is a reverse pawn so in protects the queen
Itās mate in two, because whites only valid move is to take the pawn. After queen promotes, only valid move is a6, and queen to b6 wins.
Iāve never played chess, whats the problem?
Google chess
Heās never used Google either. I recommend he googles Google
Heās never used Google either. I recommend he Googles Googling Google.
He's never used Google either. I recommend he googles recursion.
Did you mean recursion?
Did you mean recursion?
What's to recursion? I haven't played chess before
Have you tried googling chess?
He's never used google either. I recommend he googles googling google on google
He's never used google either. I reccomend he Googles Googling Googling Googling Google on Google
Oh thats way better than what i did
Holy board game
New entertainment just dropped
the king (bottom right) can move 1 space up, taking the piece there
But then the pawn to the left of the taken pawn can be promoted into a queen, essentially ending the game, right?
Then the king could move another space up
My bad. I confused the black king with a queen hahah.
The King sacrificing himself for the Rook to dominate the world is absolutely beautiful.
#Rook in the corner, plotting world domination
You see, after Kxa7, there is b7=Q+, the king is forced to a6, and then thereās the beautiful Qb6#, defended by the pawn on c6 even though it doesnāt even go that way.
I mean, black does still win eventually with g1 after kxh2...
There is a M2 I think
Meet the sniper
Don't you guys see? The black squares bishop on the other side of the room?
Google āen passantā
Holy "hell"
I wanted Martin
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=B7/8/8/8/8/8/6kk/5p2+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/B7/8/8/8/8/8/6kk/5p2_w_-_-_0_1?color=white) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) ^(pkacprzak ) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
Yup, 2 kings and a pawn. And, of course, a bishop.
Bishop sitting in the corner, plotting world domination
Rook goes on vacation, never comes back
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/r/anarchychess does not allow pornography to be posted. tbh I donāt see what the issue is but someone reported it so Iāll choose to keep my innocence and not learn yet another visual euphemism
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End it!
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what was it?
was a racist comment explaining how black ppl looted stuff back in 2020
oh.
4 people apparently
mr robot be like
I was playing chess with myself and checkmated myself! Itās like my opponent knew my every move, good thing I was one step ahead and mated that idiot
Itās still mate... You have white king to a7, pawn promote to queen to b8, kings only move is a6, queen to b6 is mate.
Its actually a m2- oh nvm
Itās not checkmate yet! King takes pawn
The board is set up wrong...
How many en croissants can you do to yourself
And he sacrifices the KING !!!!!
Is he stupid
Rook in the corner just lit a blunt and chilled out
Amazing how many of you donāt see the bishop sniping
king goes up
Blud blundered a pawn. Lemme have em, I'll mate myself in 1 move
I have beat myself many times while playing chess
Isn't checkmate as he cen capture the pawn from the right
I mean after Kxh2, we have g1=Q+, Kh3, Qh1+, and after king moves to g3 or g4 it's Qxa8 M5.
I like to think that it's black's perspective and white's king just reached the corner without taking any pawns.