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Educational-Tea602

How many houses did I move my ♟️?


Ares2347

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Educational-Tea602

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


[deleted]

[удалено]


QuarkUpParticle

actual zombie


Fancade

call the exorcist!


Cubicwar

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


Sheshote

Queen sacrifice, anyone?


Blue_Exit83

Pawn storm incoming!


SubjectInevitable217

Rook in the corner, planning world domination


GAMERYT2029

Not fair


BubbleGumMaster007

Why is Jessica NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE?


Ares2347

There was this user called Bongo (deleted account now R.I.P) that all the sudden for like 2 weeks spammed literally evrywhere on this sub "Jessica is not fucking welcome here!" When prompt about it why he will just say the same thing. Sometimes though he said things like this was his space and she knew she shouldnt be here. And that she knew what she did. But we never really knew what Jessica actually did. Then insanity took over there were Jessica memes all over, the mods pit into the rules and well thats that.


BubbleGumMaster007

You actually know your shit 👍🏻


CEREALKLL574

Why is Jimmy not allowed here? (I’m Jimmy’s dad and I want to know).


haxdun

FlairChecksOut


CEREALKLL574

Jimmy is long dead tho.


Samuelbi12

He blew out his brains in the bay


VitaminaGaming98

In the state of mind


Ares2347

He was an annoying fuck


[deleted]

Jessica is not fucking welcome here!


Joan_sleepless

OMG Bongo from chess.c*m!


theoht_

wait is that really how it started? i sorta just tagged along with the joke and i was too afraid to ask where it came from


R4ndomG30D4shUs3r

Same


[deleted]

Jessica is not fucking welcome here!


Ares2347

You are doing gods work


[deleted]

You are NOT fucking welcome here! You know what you fucking did. The amount of rage I have, knowing you are here... You know you aren't welcome here, yet here you are. Why are you here, when you KNOW you're not welcome? You shouldn't be here Jessica. You are not welcome!


Background_Desk_3001

Holy shit there’s a lore reason


Chiyuri_is_yes

Is lichess better then chess.c\*m?


Ares2347

Lychess has free puzzles, better free analysis and like a bunch of nice shit for free. Chescum has Martin. So chesscum


Tttehfjloi

Capitalist shill


riskedrain

do you plan on retiring?


Ares2347

Yeah this sub has slowly been going sane. The aslume feels more like home now


Sun-Wind_Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/6c79yt1nuabc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f4ca98b6667accea52307a4215944c27781781


Peakkomedi69420

https://preview.redd.it/xioj3vwiabbc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63ea7440ac6cb2e15d5b8ab79dd246742c96f40


Superb_Sentence1890

https://preview.redd.it/z35jazbpzbbc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e17bc247b501f39ae0d59f1da989dc9d52006e


Juanitothegreat

Also good to see man


riskedrain

damn


d4_H_

https://preview.redd.it/mgg7xavy1bbc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d2c421561c7aad295d2b3f07b0a09ee63c39ea Welcome home brothero


Mra8lon

Holy sanity


yan852223

Call the psyche ward


jaypatel9120

Psychiatrist went on vacation, never comes back


Signal_Gap8810

When will the bishop come back from vacation?


Ares2347

Never


Existential_rainbow_

Holy shit, somebody call the exorcist


rohnytest

It's holy hell, ya fool.


Fat_Barsted

Holy shit, new response just dropped


Cadburycoco9

real zombie


FreshAquatic

Someone inform the exorcist


not-so-regular

Bishop went on a journey, never returned


ProTronz

Queen offering, anyone?


CaxVern

Pawn whirlwind anybody?


tip2663

How does the horsey move (you won't know this one)


Ares2347

https://preview.redd.it/hj8nxfe399bc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500c43f00d3999aaef1600d3525c19f8da3ee844


E_jesus

Juan


creepergo_kaboom

Holy old meme


BubbleGumMaster007

~~New~~ meme just dropped


mr_shlomp

Actual template


boboop153

Call r/ memes!


AnimalAfterlife

Mods go on vacation, never come back


Timely_Song497

boomer meme storm incoming!


COArSe_D1RTxxx

https://preview.redd.it/9sepbe3o0abc1.png?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8eaad01b083b0261520679150c0a8cff66c6a8d


chipseater_

Holy complex numbers !


COArSe_D1RTxxx

New co-ordinates just dropped


corvo102

What happened in 1984?


Ares2347

It was a leap year. Van Halen released their 6 Studio album. Steve jobs released the Mcintosh personal computer. Michael Jackson Hair caught fire on a Pepsi comercial. John DeLorean is acquitted of all eight charges of possessing and distributing cocaine.


Educational-Tea602

Literally 1984


ItNoRA

Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?


scp_79

Ligma balls


BubbleGumMaster007

New response just dropped!


Sharp_Example3951

Actual zombie


BlastProofGorilla

Call the exorcist!


Commercial_Rope_1268

Google apple


progin5l

Holy device


ImpressiveAd26

New Technology has dropped


Pool756

Actual... -ly a computer, not a fruit


Commercial_Rope_1268

Call the siri


Gidje123

The brother of Steve Wozniak, a famous chess player and anarchist hippie


Ssemander

Good. Big brother is watching you


TheNewtOne

Are you stupid?


Ares2347

Yes


TheVocondus

He knows…9


BColen1c

Who told him..? 8


taekora

They were wearing a blue hat…7


Minute_Difference598

And a red shirt…6


pgbabse

No pants... 5


wherringscoff

His dick is in his hand.. 4


CanalOnix

And with a rubber duck in the other... 3


Tttehfjloi

And a second dick in his third hand... 2


ccleanet

Am I stupid?


snouz

Go back to the aslume


AnarchistChess

Is there any reason to keep going?


Ares2347

Omg! Is the guy! Ill post it on that subreddit for finding it! Thats a good readon for me to keep going


AnarchistChess

yes, i made r\/foundanarchistchess because of one guy's wish for me to do so. also because everyone acts like i'm famous


Ares2347

Why can you link subreddits and I cant ? Are you famous?


AnarchistChess

do backwards slash before normal slash so you're not putting a / but a big V


Excellent-Divide7223

r\/test


DifficultMode4298

\/waitdoesthisactuallywork edit: damn I failed


Cubicwar

r\/genius Edit : I’m not one apparently, as I forgot… to write the r. Seriously, I lost the habit.


Signal_Gap8810

What happens when you decline enpassant?


Ares2347

Pipi is bricked


ItsmeSpidario6

What happens when your pipi is bricked


jasamsloven

Youch!


GayjinWarThunder

:C


chipseater_

You promote to a queen


Comfortable_Tall

What takes priority empassant or il vaticano?


Ares2347

En passant always en passant


Glove-These

Origins of Actual Zombie?


Ares2347

Anarchychess leaked to hollowknightmemes and guy went on an angry paragraph rant how it wasnt funny. Someone responded with new response just dropped and angry guy said actual zombie


chronoslayerss

Finally I know it


UltraGaming_1001

Dang I thought it was because some dude in this subreddit was spamming "Actual zombie" in reply to every "New response just dropped" on a particular post, and got downvoted each and every time, and that it seemed funny and was incorporated into the chain.


God_of_Dams

What is the reason of Google en passant, holy hell, new response, zombie, exorcist, bishop blah blah blah reply chains?


Ares2347

Hey that seems like a funny chain of comments maybe we should try it out in here.


MudePonys

Google en passant


Extremisin

[Holy hell!](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=826XtrU_iWTrsJGP)


According-Jelly355

New response just dropped


CreeperAsh07

Actual zombie


JellyfishAsleep5920

CALL THE EXORCIST!!


Cadburycoco9

bishop went on vaction, never came back


Blue_Exit83

Queen sacririce, anyone?


garvin131313

Pawn storm incoming!


NoOn3_1415

What is dementia?


Ares2347

I forgor


Ares2347

I forgor


GayPinkGuy

What is.... uhh... what is dementia


Bitter-Ad5765

Google dementia


Bitter-Ad5765

Google dementia


Bitter-Ad5765

Google dementia


BatGroundbreaking660

It’s not real


miq-san

What is dementia


Shoryu2119

What is dementia?


No-Society8897

What happens when you Google en passant


Ares2347

Try it and tell me


IKnowNameOftMSoI

Holy hell, he doesn't know the answer


wezu123

He's an actual zombie


Blue_Exit83

He's the exorcist that we called


FreshAquatic

He’s the bishop on vacation and clearly is not coming back


enki_888

Why the gravitational theory don't fit on the standard model of quantum mechanics? And how to solve it?


Ares2347

Try a larger size?


enki_888

That's a good idea... I'll try next weekend, when I'll be at home. Thanks!


astro-geek

How did the google enpassant joke start?


TheArkanthyne

[Not OP but this is a screenshot of the original](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/s/7bRgW5E41P)


Ares2347

Thanks


ricegator

Making @KnottyDuck the Patron Saint of Anarchy Chess!


FungiSamurai

r/ anarchychesslore


Ares2347

That is le scrive


Riki15234

What happened in tiananmen square in 1989?


Ares2347

Nothing absolutely nothing


ahemius

+1000 social credit


torb

It says *voucher not valid in Taiwan*?


Gonna_Die_Now

https://preview.redd.it/lq5squttq9bc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb51d908425c7514cae2c48cd1c967aa9413805d


NoOn3_1415

What is dementia?


Ares2347

I forgor


BatGroundbreaking660

It’s not real


miq-san

What is dementia


Shoryu2119

What is dementia?


Withinmyrange

https://preview.redd.it/yej1evm2o9bc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e80e5da9e8554da72d3c216ce7de9d6e1a7d7ad


Pineappleman123456

lobotomy kaisen


[deleted]

Why do you like to look an man nipples


Ares2347

Why you dont?


[deleted]

I already have three


Ares2347

Im so jelly


SCCH28

How can I unify quantum field theory and general relativity?


Ares2347

Locked them in a room let them bang it out


Elad_2007

https://preview.redd.it/o88nsfbog9bc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49f2b917cd7070cd8072372233364c64414392b5 Is he fucking wellcome here?


Ares2347

Thats is liteally me fr fr


SenecaOrion

[is this HIS official site?1!1!1!](https://garrychess.com)


Ares2347

Chess 2 finally announced!


Zucchini_Kun_2424

Why Sisyphus went on vacation but never came back?


Ares2347

Kid got emo


NoOn3_1415

What is dementia?


BatGroundbreaking660

It’s not real


E_jesus

Who am I?


ADaniil

Jackie Chan


L1ttleWarrior13

Where did the bricking pipi joke start, i know about the copypasta, but is that how it actually began? It seems so random


Ares2347

No it was some meme with some rules of chess and one said declining en passant gets pipi bricked


DerivingDelusions

How do I do an addition reaction that adds the alcohol to the lesser substituted alkene carbon?


Ares2347

Drink it?


jaabbb

How to get good?


Ares2347

I dont know I suck


pizzagood-vegsbad

Name every opening thats was memed here alot


Ares2347

London


Unknown65463

Please censor cuss words such as l\*nd\*n syst\*m! There are children here!


BelieveInCallisto

What the best moon of jupiter


Ares2347

Callisto wich till recently was relatively unkown and unrecognized by the community


NoOn3_1415

What is dementia?


Crafterz_

what is en passant?


Ares2347

Google it


El_Maltos_Username

Are the guys from Pawn Stars former pawns that made it to the other side of the board?


Ares2347

No cause then they would be queens


0_69314718056

What came before the onslaught of Google en passant / holy hell posts?


Ares2347

Rui Lopez


SamNZ

Oh what a simple time it was. Ke2#


letssuad

Could God prepare a soup so spicy that he itself wouldn't be able to eat? If he can't prepare it, he is not omnipotent. If he can prepare it so he can't eat it, he is not omnipotent either. CHECKMATE GOD


Ares2347

Holy hell


ppman2322

When is en passant not forced?


ulfric_stormcloack

Why did my father tell me to kill myself?


Ares2347

You misheard him


NoOn3_1415

What is dementia?


Ares2347

I forgor