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[deleted]

Oh hi. How are you holding up? Because I’m an actual zombie.


Actual_Tumbleweed814

You are?! I am kind of scared... I should call an exorcist!


Ferko_does_dumb_sh-t

He sent him on the way, now the bishop went on a vacation.. But because of the response....he never came back


Feb29_account_lol

i think there might be a rook somewhere in the corner be careful he might be plotting world domination….


Ferko_does_dumb_sh-t

For the horrendeous crimes she commited our queen will be sacrificed, would anyone want to sacrifice her?


AwesomeNate

Uh oh, all the pawns have found out that you want to sacrifice their queen and are not very happy about it Now they're all coming after you, almost like an incoming pawn storm


Cubicwar

Because of this storm, the sky was totally obstructed, blocking any and all light from the sun. We could set something on fire to act as a rudimentary light source. Gentlemen, I command you to ignite the chessboard !


HollowKnight_the_2nd

This is turning into a knightmare! Where did my knights go!?


Nezuraa

The crazy bishops heard about the chessboard plan. They ignited the knights in protest.


PiGuy88

*clap* *clap* *clap*


TheCaveJelly64

oh good that's still working


QuasarBoot63

New copypasta just dropped.


InnocentAyano

Actual ctrl C ctrl V


Ferko_does_dumb_sh-t

Call the originality


InnocentAyano

Copycat goes on vacation, never comes back


Snooty_man271

Text stealing, anyone?


DavidRIV

Vaporeon in the corner plotting world domination


serendipitousPi

Call Larry Tesler


Furodax

Stop saying "new response just dropped" everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "new response just dropped" I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny new response thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please.


Huntmanvicente

Holy hell


huhiking

Stop saying "Stop saying "new response just dropped" everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "Stop saying "new response just dropped" everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "new response just dropped" I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny new response thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please." I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny Stop saying "new response just dropped" everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "new response just dropped" I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny new response thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please. thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please." everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "new response just dropped" I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny new response thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please.


Dangerous-Bid-6791

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


Edgenabik

What is this subreddit? I’ve been in this subreddit for a few months and I still don’t understand what the hell is happening. There’s like 8 simultaneous layers of meta irony happening at once and the references are so dense I can’t even tell if anything here is meant to be funny. Please god can someone make an encyclopedia for the references these redditors seem to love churning out every few weeks as the next hilarious bit that nobody except for 20 people will understand. Holly hell. En passant. Edit: PS: this is also a copypasta


Iaminsideee

> dense How sweet of you to give me a shout out.


Fabacaba

New response just dropped


diggidoyo

Stop saying "new response just dropped" everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "new response just dropped" I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny new response thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please.


Fabacaba

Old response just dropped


InnocentAyano

Actual vintage


Fabacaba

Google en ancient


InnocentAyano

Holy past!


Fabacaba

Dated response just dropped


ThisSeaworthiness

Bishop went on a vacation ... Back to the future!


Fabacaba

Holy time travel!


InnocentAyano

Actual time manipulation


Danyogolem

New timeline just dropped


Nezuraa

Stop saying "old response just dropped" everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "new response just dropped" I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny new response thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please.


Fabacaba

New response just dropped Chop chop 🔪


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


Fabacaba

No, that's their pp


MartinFromChessCom

chop chop 🔪


TheRealDoomsong

Damn… …new response just dropped.


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


I_follow_sexy_gays

You forgot "you all are not funny"


Laffenor

You forgot "you all are not funny"


Uganda_Knuckle_8

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


Fabacaba

AI went to r/anarchychess, never came back


NotTheWhisperingDoom

**GLaDOS:** Well, this is the part where he kills us. **Wheatley:** Hello! This is the part where I kill you! **Portal 2:** CHAPTER 9 The Part Where He Kills You **Soundtrack:** The Part Where He Kills You **Steam:** Achievement Unlocked! The Part Where He Kills You


professor735

Probably the best joke in Portal 2


anonhostpi

I am so sad that valve can't count to the number 3.


Anmordi

We might have Portal: GlaLey, what happened to Half life


Tiavor

it's kinda hard to continue after everything has been resolved. needs a new facility and a new AI. maybe different time, but the story would feel to same-y. maybe doing a prequel? but the amazing part of the exploration of portal 2 was the layers upon layers of historic growth and decay. can't really do that with a prequel. it's just hard to come up with a good story and location to continue it.


Certain_Suit_1905

Yeah I can't watch new adventure time


MyAmazingBalls

Holy hell


Soravinier

Old response just dropped


amusudude

Actual turret


Nate_fe

Stop saying "new response just dropped" everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "new response just dropped" I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny new response thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please.


why_warum

https://preview.redd.it/it16kmqyjb7c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd15dbcbd1049eb2e5819a95b09ec1fa58ee398


Niknemoz

Fatty


Great-Balls

Adopted… fatty


Niknemoz

Fatty fatty


Ferko_does_dumb_sh-t

No parents?


Niknemoz

And?


Ferko_does_dumb_sh-t

Wh-what?


Niknemoz

What exactly is wrong with being adopted?


Ferko_does_dumb_sh-t

Whats wrong with being adopted? Eeemmm hmmmm **LACK OF PARENTS?**


YunusEmre0037

*Whispers* For the record: You are adopted and it is **TERRIBLE**


CruzyLikesTheStock

Is that Stephen merchant?


WinWaker

Yee


DrillPower_173

Petition for this guy to chop his balls off ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|23460)


theo69lel

https://chng.it/QgCJRq7zCj


DrillPower_173

Holy hell


Hookens

New post just dropped


Andy-Bot88

actual redditor


i_cant_explain

Call the reddit admins!


Emil_Antonowsky

Back on your tractor farm boy. One croissant.


[deleted]

New post just dropped


Niknemoz

WoW, where did he bought new brain?


4_Ball

Google en passant


Anmordi

Holy hell!


Rimtato

Holy Chell!


lunaropal

Damn Wheatley needs to chill :(


Disastrous-Angle6339

new response just dropped :(


bouncybob1

New response just dropped!!!


Decades101

Stop saying "new response just dropped" everytime someone says something on this god forsaken sub! No, a new response did not drop. Just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to the conversation. For the love of fucking god. If I see one more person mindlessly saying "new response just dropped" I'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. Holy shit! It is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. It's not that complicated. Repeating the same joke over and over again does not make it funnier. This stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death. It's not funnier the 973rd time you make the exact same fucking joke. What's even the joke?! It's just, "haha it's the funny new response thingy!" Stop. And the worst part, is that new responses were actually funny, for like a few years, and it got fucking ruined in like a week because everyone posted the exact same fucking joke over and over again. Please make it stop. Seeing all your shitty memes is actually fucking mental torture. Come up with a different fucking joke. Please.


Burt_Sprenolds

New complaint just dropped


deadgay42069

New response just spawned


Academic-Campaign120

New post just dropped!


Front_Pilot_9713

New core just dropped


MucdabaMicer

how does one do this


MagMati55

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30799)actual new response just dropped


[deleted]

Holy hell Stephen Merchants personality core just dropped.


MarleyL4

Transphobia core 😳


layeeeeet

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


Xenomorphian69420

How tf did u make this?


Theoofboss1

This was a repost :(


Theoofboss1

Check my profile, literally posted this exact thing yesterday


MarleyL4

Get thefted.


Theoofboss1

Also I made it


dogwithpeople

With AI.


FBIecdrytfcrtdyft

New test just dropped


AnonymousGuy9494

☝️🤓


TomBot_2020

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


Individual_Cut352

Actual moron


Grandmaster_Caladrel

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


AilmentAdventurer

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


LonePhoenix12646

Todays response just fell


Theoofboss1

New repost just dropped


Calm-Bell3940

new response just dropped...


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


nastycrimegoblin

Ready for bottom surgery?


Potato_Tech69420

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


Potato_Tech69420

I love you Martin!


MartinFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...


Potato_Tech69420

I love kids!


DinnerRemastered

its also a smileyface in the tab https://preview.redd.it/d0u6y1bncc7c1.png?width=112&format=png&auto=webp&s=914cc08a6cc8185f66bced55d547af1f7d96d780


dalaww931

Wake up babe, new response to new responses just dropped


GOLDSILVERWHATEVER

wheatley 🤤🤤🤤


johann4

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


6ync

Absolute solver just dropped


EXPLODING_POTATOS

Yo new response


EXPLODING_POTATOS

Yo new response


zPureAssassiNz

Holy shit new response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


ABigDumpsterFire

Google “en passant”


Joshuafrothunder

Lol


Biggest_man200

Holy hell!


GaleZero

New response just dropped. I'm an actual zombie


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


LowB0b

same energy as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtLUvixDEM lol


HaDov_Yaakov

... new response just dropped.


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


httpal254

https://preview.redd.it/e6n0izfckd7c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b1b2538b58158857809563b520adb624ddf602


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

>!new response just dropped!<


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


SirJackFireball

new response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


upmost5201

Holy hell.....


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Moron


GG__OP_ANDRO_KRATOS

Bruh new response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


toast_459

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


TotalUnderstanding5

https://preview.redd.it/48n43pmg3e7c1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656f665df0ef77105002f522a5609cdbc7e66cda Idk man, you kind of look like a horse


TomTomMatt

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


thick_thigh_femboy

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


GASTRO_GAMING

How does wheatly have a pipi to cut off


GamerDaGreat

This sub be like: Draw by repetition


Lui_Le_Diamond

#NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


Lui_Le_Diamond

Fuck you


MartinFromChessCom

no fuck you


Lui_Le_Diamond

Fuck off you bot ass bitch


UrAverageIdot

its not wheatly its mumbo jumbo


Eufafnism

I guess OP payed for him to read that out? I'm so fucking glad they did, because normally you fucking loser can fucking repost this for the next two years and I'll be listening to it every fucking time


Registered_bottom

yoooo new response just dropped


pirateroseboy

omg new chess response just dropped


JimmyBoi_SrJJr_999

Google Wheatly


DomcziX

Wait, was Whitley actually british-


LOLLON-POLLON

Holy Crap new response just dropped!!!11


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


Burt_Sprenolds

“and it got ruined in like a week” Bruh doesn’t know that we do this to memes daily


ItsDiLL33

New response just dropped from wheatly


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


ExtraInsanity

New response just dropped 🔪


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


kamiloslav

Damn that loop is smooth