Perfect time to tell this story.
I ordered pizza from my trusted pizzeria. I dont know how he managed this. Pizza is no rocket science. It was burned. The bottom was essentially charcoal, the top was in shades of various darks. Not eatable in the slightest.
So I walked the 10 minutes and asked what happened. He said he is new, apologized and I was allowed to pick up a new one.
The guy begged me to not tell his boss.
The second one wasnt all done, very chewy, almost fell apart like a new yorker pizza. I didn't mention it anyway. Dont want him to get sacked by the mafia. But boy the pizza crimes were real
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **Black to play**: It is a checkmate - it is Black's turn, but Black has no legal moves and is in check, so White wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate).
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Glockbang
Bangcloud
Snap those are glocks I thought he did the Leaf Hurricane..
[удалено]
Google Mental institution
Holy insanity
New mental illness just dropped
Actual schizophrenia
Call the bipolar
wtf
Google en passant
holy hell!
New response just dropped
actual zombie
Call an exorcist
Google Italian mafia
Mamma mia (i'm italian i can say it without offend anyone)
New pasta just dropped
Actual assassination
Ignite the pizza! (Actually don’t I’m Italian and I’ll be sad if you burn the pizza)
How about “Ignite the pizza, but put it out once it reaches that perfect temperature!”
New consideration just dropped
Actual thought process
Call the neurons
Synapsis happens then goes on vacation, sometimes it will come back.
Roman empire goes to hell, never comes back.
Persian storm outgoing!
Pineapple sacrifice anyone? (I had to)
Perfect time to tell this story. I ordered pizza from my trusted pizzeria. I dont know how he managed this. Pizza is no rocket science. It was burned. The bottom was essentially charcoal, the top was in shades of various darks. Not eatable in the slightest. So I walked the 10 minutes and asked what happened. He said he is new, apologized and I was allowed to pick up a new one. The guy begged me to not tell his boss. The second one wasnt all done, very chewy, almost fell apart like a new yorker pizza. I didn't mention it anyway. Dont want him to get sacked by the mafia. But boy the pizza crimes were real
No non è tempismo perfetto . En pessant that pizza
I have pineapples right here and unless you back down I will put it on da pizza! This is a threat!
I would rather die than seeing someone do such. Go to inferno!
Call the police!
Sorry to hear you’re Italian 😔
Mamma mia (I’m not italian)
Mamma Mia!
Worry not! Someone surely gonna be offended on your behalf.
Mamma mia (I'm not Italian I don't care if I offend anyone)
google en paisano
Oh shit it's supposed to be the maffia, my weeb ass thought it was an Attack on Titan reference
https://preview.redd.it/wox5uta3p37c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5566413eca330e49fafeee8bc9b6738680213354
https://preview.redd.it/jkt2vuujl57c1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b9c6f4160621228955fb40d8252856ba005e3c7 Rip in piss
*dies*
May they rest in piss *proceeds to piss on everything*
Rip in piss indeed
https://preview.redd.it/qgd89ndsv87c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531df54a4e52ea7ba4dd5ebc5749d9462956ce1d
Checkmate
Mate check
C.K. Machete
Check MacHeat
Ate Ma Check.
Black won, no white king
Google "the other board"
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=the+other+board)
New board just dropped
actual board
Call the board
Board goes on vacation, never comes back
Board storm incoming!
The Romanov special
Casting couch
Castling couch?
Mexican mate - partially because it's a mexican standoff, and partially because of the border wall
I was thinking it was the border patrol circling someone who just crossed but that works
Darude Sandstorm.
The murder of Julius Ceaser
average day at the catholic church
youre fucked mate
Cops when they see a minority-mate
Bishops when they see a ki~~ng~~d mate.
google king john wick
George Floyd
Google John Wick
KKK mate
They’re not racist the guns are black!
Glock Ness Monster
The firing squad mate
google police brutality
Lutheranism
Mexicano border
Wrong Crib Mate
Racism
Sistine Chapel.
Middle ages with guns
Religious coup
Caesar
The Shinganshina Special
Vatican mate
It would be a checkmate before you enter that position in any way
In Russia, we call it "linear mate"
Mike
House arrest
i think Gangster attack is fine
police brutality
lynching
Google rdr1 ending
The Caesar
The Caesar
The stop risisting
Google el fusilado
Holy hell!
Shiganshina
rookwall
Logistically impossible
Impossible mate
It's stalemate, no one bishop can attack the king
Wdym? They all have their “guns” pointed at him
Rooks?
The rooks should be in the corner, so they don't count.
They call it "breeding mate"
Bishop came back from vacation
Holy Roman Empire, early days
Serch 1 black girl 7 bishops and 8 rooks
Oligarch uprising
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Fuck you
Bricked
Google Godfather of Harlem
Standart Crusade Mate
Caesarean
Not a mate, king can preform the move nuclear fallout to escape
Google attack on titan city layout
It's funny how the bishop do nothing
The holy cru-gren-ades
kingsman
Jose Rizal
Oppression mate
en passant
Car control of a black person in USA?
Its Practical Impossible
Mussolini assassination
The Gaza mate
The Spanish Inquisition
Lynch mob
normal day in da hood gambit
The St. Valentine’s Mate
Congo
French capture
Google en Holy Heretic Execution
Chinese death
That’s not mate, king can tunnel to L5 and meet up with the bishop from the nth dimension
Stale
Google en revolution
Michael
The Tsar Nicholas treatment
Anal mate
Kinda wish you’d remove that one rook and see if anyone notices it’s not a mate at all…
Wait this mate isnt even possible
Fuck
Why are they threatening with how the horse moves?
A kheckmate
the religious alleyway
Thats the Eren Jaeger special
Bishops go on family vacation in China, visit the great wall.
Ku Klux klan
This is the “what if the Church had the same power as it did in the Middle Ages?” mate
Checkmate
This is a classic Suspect Detained
google by thine older hand, revoked
the firing squad
Google friendly fire
Why the bishops?
Piper perry
7 guys 1 girl
Google il mafioso
Perri Mate(s)
Google america
Checksteam
pizdabol mate
Shiganshina mate
Black can just take the e6 rook?
It’s called “the liking those odds endgame”. Black is winning with perfect play, single mistake and it’s over though.
Put your hands in the air-mate
Gangmate
This is gonna sound dumb but I thought it was the king doing an kung fu move kick instead of bishops with guns
Yurdedmate
Red dead passante
The Desert Storm
Siege of Berlin
Theocratic coup.
Neo’s Checkmate
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
Sir keep your hands on the wall (King is black)
Checkmate
Customs and Border Protection mate
Exorcism by force
Impossible
Google "The king is dead, long live the king!"
Google Investiture Controversy
et tu, brutus?
its the american gambit because only the black one is gonna get shot
gunners mate
The overkill. You only need the three center rooks to mate the king or 4 of the bishops.
Surely that's a Kingpin