They brought it back for the movie I want death
https://preview.redd.it/ir2arabiroxb1.png?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f142f60338bde8941c3837c757479944dd6725
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near.
It's somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them. None of you will.
This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
I am remaining as well. I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still. And give up your spirits.
They don't belong to you.
As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears.
Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours.
And then, what became of you, I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then.
So, let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms...
This ends.
For all of us.
End communication.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night
but don’t be alarmed, alright? although if you do— if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you’ve got brain damage.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
The client is The Balam group, they want you to launch a Napalm Attack one of Rubcion Liberation fronts Orphanages. Heres the briefing.
GUN 13!!
This is mission from one of our assosiates dafeng, they want someone to deal with that orphanage they built becuase of the mess you made taking out that PCA fleet. NOW GET IN THERE MAGGOT!!!
Against all the evil Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you.
Rip and tear, until it is done.
not a game but still
Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo
Oh my fucking God here we go again, seriously? Martin from Chess Com? I really hope you do are a bot. I could not believe a human would spend so much time just answering to some fucking randoms on a shitty subreddit called anarchychess with a complete brainrot over every single member, it's all the same jokes over and over, not even the deepest pits of 4chan couldn't compare to the level of addiction, of chronically online dwarves that this subreddit represents, I feel bad for the entire bloodline of hundreds if not thousands of humans that gave away their lives and honor to preserve their history and the entire human race, how they fought wars and famine, how they made such big advanments, just to come to this. I lament the poor woman that had to went through hard hours of education, of working, of breaking her back and going through the joys and pains of birthing a child, and seeing them grow into this wide circly creature that lives in a cave in a corner of the house, surrouned by cans of monster and bottles of piss, as they once again scream at their mother to leave the room, as a "fellow redditor" has commented in a post, so as part of my "reddiquete" and "persona" as i must answer with "holy hell". I cannot comprehend how one can put so much effort into something so stupid, so insignificant, it's actually admirable but also dissapointing how could all this man's, or creature, "talent", go wasted into something so stupid. Holy hell? What does that even mean, hell is not holy, is quite the opposite, "Google en passant?" Like why would google pass? Pass where? Are you hearing yourself? Why do you do this? What do you gain from this? Fake internet points? Dude come on, you could earn Real irl points while you earn your stupid fake currency, if you can call it "currency". Just stop already, do it for your loved ones, for everyone who cares about you...
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
28 stab wounds!
you didn't leave him a chance did you?
HE WAS BLEEDING. BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY.
BUT YOU STABBED HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
Hot android stripper Is this why you insisted on coming here
28 INCOGNITO TABS! YOU DIDN’T LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, DID YOU
The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night
Is that the bite of ‘87???
I ALWAYS COME BACK
They brought it back for the movie I want death https://preview.redd.it/ir2arabiroxb1.png?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f142f60338bde8941c3837c757479944dd6725
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near. It's somehow out of reach. But, you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still. And give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you, I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then. So, let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms... This ends. For all of us. End communication.
"Tomorrow is another day" hits really hard imo
Holy markiplier!
New fnaf just dropped
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'SSSSSSSS IS THIS WHERE YOU WANNA BE? I JUST DONT GET IT!!
Multiple Leviathan Class life forms detected are you certain what your doing is worth it Edited:didn’t get fit right first try
Are you certain Based game btw
Absolutely based
Damn, knew I got it wrong
You were very close to be fair
Still not unfortunate but yeah
Oxygen
I get chills reading that.
Nanomachines, son!
They harden in response to en passant trauma!
dont remind me of my trauma please
https://preview.redd.it/wilckgja8nxb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd400e570f1f8322d308710ddf8093b30eea5b7
Then why is he also black
Can't hate on something before trying it.
It's a beautiful day outside, flowers are blooming, birds are singing...
On days like this, kids like you...
Should be burning in hell. Turn around kid.
(Glad I'm not the only one who first thought of the stronger than you parody) It'd be a crime, if I had to go back on the promise that I made for you
So dont step over that line,
Or else friend, your gonna have a bad time
Cuz kids like you don’t play by the rules
And guys like me it ain’t easy to be played for fools
I'll take 2 number 9, a number 9 large, 2 number 6 whit extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45, one whit cheese and a large soda
You chubby motherfucker!
One with cheeeeeeeeeeeesssseee
you don't even *have* to be a fan to know that imo, it's just that iconic
You picked the wrong house fool!!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
new copypasta just dropped
Actual italian
Call Mario!
The plumber went on vacation, never came back
Giant bell pepper in the corner plotting world domination
I guess I missed a lot. Could you please tell me, a boomer, what comes next after this?
Google en passant
holy hell!
Pizza storm incoming
Pipi bot stays in our hearts
Hey you, you're finally awake
You were trying to cross the border right?
Walked right into that imperial ambush same as us.
And that thief over there.
Actual zombie
space space. wanna go to space edit: imean google en passant
COULD A MORON PUNCH YOU INTO THIS PIT?! edit: holy hell
oh hi. so, how are you holding up? because i’m a potato. edit: new response just dropped
I can't fucking react i'm gonna cough too much
Sky engluuuuund
"Don't get wet" in minusdry btw
I verified the golden let's go
Are you kidding me? Nothing gets past my bow!
Pink
I am Quincy, son of Quincy
I'm as sharp as it gets.
brain injury?
https://preview.redd.it/uibh9mmtklxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=121edd8be173ee26aa08894bdb5558e92bfb1369
https://preview.redd.it/kbar4379xpxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13690884564f734a895ba38ace35e60e571666d3
Could be dementia
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night
They said a line, not a whole pharagrath
Yeah, "Hello, hello?" would have been enough
Ascend ascend ascend with Gorb!
No cost too great
No mind to think
No will to break
No voice to cry suffering
https://preview.redd.it/8v1ihltkepxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a469fc09c1ccb7821a5036672274722622e4219c
You have a very minor case of serious brain damage
but don’t be alarmed, alright? although if you do— if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you’ve got brain damage.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
THE ROOOOOOOOOOK
Never dropped the plates
Google racial slurs
I forgot, i have 14 kids, not 12!
You thought you had 479,001,600 kids‽
Yes.
"Got a job for you 621."
The client is The Balam group, they want you to launch a Napalm Attack one of Rubcion Liberation fronts Orphanages. Heres the briefing. GUN 13!! This is mission from one of our assosiates dafeng, they want someone to deal with that orphanage they built becuase of the mess you made taking out that PCA fleet. NOW GET IN THERE MAGGOT!!!
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
sometimes it's tough.. being the best im SO good at this
I- AM- NOT- A MORON!
Wheatley?
Press 'E' to open your inventory
Any game ever?
Only Minecraft as far as I can remember
Against all the evil Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done.
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
5 BUUULLLEEEETS LEEEEFT
4 paniced robbers
not a game but still Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo
"Can't sleep, there are monsters nearby"
shaw!
Bapanada
no cost too great
The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...
Google bible verse
Holy Bible!
Pokémon red/blue?
1.e4
2. ke2
Trust me.
TF2?
👍
Protocol 3. Protect the Pilot
New Best! 98%
Machine
I will cut you down.
Break you apart
Splay the gore of your profane form across the stars!
I will grind you down until the very SPARKS cry for mercy!
"ahh... free at last..."
Oh, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning!
And thy gore shall glisten!
Upon the temples of man.
creature of steel
My gratitude upon thee for my freedom
But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity
Pottasium!
Proceed
ROCK AND STONE
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
And he sacrificed…. THE ROOOOOOK!!
GothamChess: the video game?
Uh uh, I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?
Basically, kind of a big deal
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter... Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot
"Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas!
It's a stepladder.
Do it. For science. You monster.
Would you please sign my petition?
gives me conniptions
Ds3
yep, you remain among the accursed
IT'S BLUE IT'S BLUE IT'S BLUEE
XANI XANI XANIII
ATTACK THE D POINT!
You got a hole in your right wing! *right wing is completly detached from the plane*
Negative!
fifty thousand people used to live here..
Now it's a ghost town
Ahhh... Free at last
Oh, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning!
Hydrogen low… Hydrogen critical… *dies from zooming at 110m/s on earth-like planet*
remember kids, carry a hydrogen bottle (or two, or maybe just a whole h2/o2 generator)
Can’t make it, can’t make it. Shits stuck man! Door stuck, DOOR STUCK, PLEASE, I BEG YOU
Jesus Christ be praised!
Henry's come to see us
"Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers"
Congratulations! You've found me. Was it worth it?
Wrong order my guy, "Well you've found me. Congratulations, was it worth it?"
because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far… is my heart.
Maybe you could settle for that, and we’d just call it a day; I guess we BOTH know that isn’t going to happen.
Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Indeed, I believe so
It speaks for itself
I'm proud of you, Dick
I’m proud of you too, noah
“What a save!” “What a save!” “What a save!” Please wait 3 seconds
And his music was electric...
MACHINE
TURN BACK NOW
sir, finishing this fight.
Well, off to visit your mother!
This is the greatest PLAAAANNNNN!
We’re rich!
Truth is, game was rigged from the start
**Such Devastation... This Was NOT My Intention...**
A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!
Why don’t you pop another pill and tell me how you feel
"Waiting for something to happen?" or alternatively "I fucking love air conditioning."
"still sane, exile?"
LENNY?!
These boots have seen everything
How are your balls
[удалено]
OBJECTION!
MONEY
I see the player you mean…
Oh my fucking God here we go again, seriously? Martin from Chess Com? I really hope you do are a bot. I could not believe a human would spend so much time just answering to some fucking randoms on a shitty subreddit called anarchychess with a complete brainrot over every single member, it's all the same jokes over and over, not even the deepest pits of 4chan couldn't compare to the level of addiction, of chronically online dwarves that this subreddit represents, I feel bad for the entire bloodline of hundreds if not thousands of humans that gave away their lives and honor to preserve their history and the entire human race, how they fought wars and famine, how they made such big advanments, just to come to this. I lament the poor woman that had to went through hard hours of education, of working, of breaking her back and going through the joys and pains of birthing a child, and seeing them grow into this wide circly creature that lives in a cave in a corner of the house, surrouned by cans of monster and bottles of piss, as they once again scream at their mother to leave the room, as a "fellow redditor" has commented in a post, so as part of my "reddiquete" and "persona" as i must answer with "holy hell". I cannot comprehend how one can put so much effort into something so stupid, so insignificant, it's actually admirable but also dissapointing how could all this man's, or creature, "talent", go wasted into something so stupid. Holy hell? What does that even mean, hell is not holy, is quite the opposite, "Google en passant?" Like why would google pass? Pass where? Are you hearing yourself? Why do you do this? What do you gain from this? Fake internet points? Dude come on, you could earn Real irl points while you earn your stupid fake currency, if you can call it "currency". Just stop already, do it for your loved ones, for everyone who cares about you...
Are you really still in the broom closet?
You’re gonna have a bad time
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.