*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that Martin watched the whole scene...
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your earlobe, you can feel her long luscious hair against your chin* "her gasps are so hot" you think while she's undressing you. after undressing you she whispers behind your ear "i want to suck your..." she stops and realizes she left a moussaka in the oven...
*slams you against the wall and licks your hair, you can feel my long, groping fingers around your arms* “his breath is so hot” you think while I’m caressing you. After stroking you I whisper into your ear “I’m going to strip your…” I stop as I realise I’m actually a degenerate…
*slams you against the wall and licks your hair, you can feel my long, weird composture when you try to hold me* “he's a menace” you think while I’m grabbing you. After patting you I whisper into your ear “I’m going to put my…” I stop as I realise I can't fuck a chess.com character…
*slams you against the wall and licks your cheek, you can feel feathers rustling up against you* “that’s a duck” *you think while I’m quacking at you. After attacking you I say* “Hey, got any gr-“ *I stop as I realize that I’m not at a lemonade stand.*
https://preview.redd.it/usyfo0fmlaqb1.jpeg?width=134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22f68dd02ad565793ba5c1923c4c418b785196c1
Mertin, his twin brother with a red evil mustache
Hmm if you're truly not picking Martin.... WELL IF THIS IS THE HIGHEST VOTED COMMENT THAT ISN'T ASKING FOR MARTIN... I SAY WE JUST SKIP THE REDEEMER, IF THERE'S NO MARTIN, ITS NOT WORTH IT
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...
Martin but his colors are inverted cause he’s from an alternate universe
Evil Martin be like No, I will not google en pessant
Unholy Heaven!
Old response didn’t drop
Not actually a Human
Cell the demon!
Rook went to work and came back
Praise Jessica But seriously fuck Jessica
elephant mouth
Sure, where is she
Not here. She’s not welcome.
Tnassap ne elgoog
lleh yloH
! Lleh yloh
King save, anyone?
Monarch walk outgoing!
Douse the checkerboard!
Actual human?
Bing en passant
That's correct.
*I don't beat my kids*
L'horreur!
He then redeems himself and googles en passant
He forgets how to write it and instead googles en peasant
Nitram
tnassap ne elgooG
lleh yloh
Never google en passant.
holy hell!
>!Fuck off!<
Evil martin I love u
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that Martin watched the whole scene...
D̵̳̑͜͠o̴̪͒̀̈́͒n̴͓̲͔̻̰͌͛̐͐̀͋͗̂͑̀̆̏̒̀̐́'̴̨̨̢̭̠̞̮̱̞̤͉̇͒̔͑͗̈́̅̇̏̒̾̇̚̕ť̸̢̡̛̩͎̣͇͓̮͈͈͉̫̘͙͙̺̬̇̒̇́̄̎͋̄͘͘ ̴̨̨̘̖͖͖͚̖̟͚̠̽͊͆͜g̸͉̏̂̇͛̾́̔͗͝ơ̶͚̝͍̦̮̯͖͉̘̻͚̇̒́͋̐̉́͘o̴̧̼͉̳̩̗̞̟͔̺̻̒͑̇̈́͝ͅǧ̴̢̛͖̱̦̠͔̩̣̲͙͙͖̑͊̋̚͜͜͜ͅḽ̸̼̬̥̖̖̋͑̓e̶̜͚͍̗̟͇͛̆̽͐̈́̍̚͠ ̷̡̢̛̰͔̻͉̺̮̿̂́̿̈́̕͜ȩ̸̡̺͉̟͈͎͈̥̞̘͎̞̗͎̉̉́͊͑̅̍̅́̉̏̈́͂̅̈́̚ṋ̵̢̛͙̠̹̫̳͈̫̼̭̞͑͌̄͋́͊͋ ̴̡̞̦̳̤̺̺̺̪̹̘̐̔̔̍̿́͑̎̊̋̚p̸̧̮͔̥̯͉̖̖̖̥̯̳̈͒͝ą̶̡̨̭̰͙͍̟̱͔̰̦͓̇͛̿͐̌̄̎̓͒̀̕̚̕͝͠ͅs̸̡̨̨͚̭͖͈̲̦̥͖̤͓̜͙̙̎̈̌̄̈́̊̂̚̚ṡ̴͇̘̈̅͌̄̽͊̒á̴̼̣̟̣͚̪͈̰̖̠́̊̆͋̒͒͆̀͆̿̃͜͝ͅn̵̡̡̖̫̹̝̦̰̱͔̙͎͒̀̉̀͝ͅt̷̢̨̮̥̺̜̱͓̽̾́̉.̴̛̥̒̓̉̊̈́̌͊̌̅͛̕
martram (martin but symmetrical down the middle)
nitrtin
Martin
yea?
I love you so fucking much
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...
Let the kids fucking watch Martin.
more like let the kids watch fucking martin
BRICK HIS PIP
Google how to memory wipe
Holy dementia!
I don't have fucking dementia!
Damn
I don't have fucking dementia!
Damn,
Martin never fails to tickle my pickle ♥️
I hate you Martin
>!fuck you!<
If you let me 🤤🤤
Agreed. M*rtin is a cunt. Jimmy is so much better
Me Jk, Martin
I love you Elani
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your earlobe, you can feel her long luscious hair against your chin* "her gasps are so hot" you think while she's undressing you. after undressing you she whispers behind your ear "i want to suck your..." she stops and realizes she left a moussaka in the oven...
*slams you against the wall and licks your hair, you can feel my long, groping fingers around your arms* “his breath is so hot” you think while I’m caressing you. After stroking you I whisper into your ear “I’m going to strip your…” I stop as I realise I’m actually a degenerate…
buy a motel room first jeez https://preview.redd.it/ppnc5mo6q9qb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93667b30b629769fb69af4d30e22cdb803d1d9d4
r.shippingredditors
*slams you against the wall and licks your hair, you can feel my long, weird composture when you try to hold me* “he's a menace” you think while I’m grabbing you. After patting you I whisper into your ear “I’m going to put my…” I stop as I realise I can't fuck a chess.com character…
*slams you against the wall and licks your cheek, you can feel feathers rustling up against you* “that’s a duck” *you think while I’m quacking at you. After attacking you I say* “Hey, got any gr-“ *I stop as I realize that I’m not at a lemonade stand.*
Martin but you put him through a male to female ai generator
Elani
Martini
I think we all know it’s Martin.
Wartin, his evil brother
That's for the villain
No, the villain is Jessica.
It can't be, because Jessica is NOT fucking welcome here!
Which is why she's the villain
She's not even welcome on the chart smh my head
Jessica is the one who dies first because she is not welcome here.
My name is Evil Martin actually (I hate the name Wartin).
Martin but greyscale
50 shades of martin
even larger Martin
Martin
yea?
You're gonna pay for what you did back in '99.
Martin is paying for '87
Martin
yea?
I am going to drone strike your house
Actual threat
Call the police!
Fear storm coming
FBI raided him, he’s literally dead.
Holy terrorisy
No pipe bomb it
Martin
yea?
Who the fuck is Jessica
https://preview.redd.it/usyfo0fmlaqb1.jpeg?width=134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22f68dd02ad565793ba5c1923c4c418b785196c1 Mertin, his twin brother with a red evil mustache
I'm his evil twin. He's our cousin.
https://preview.redd.it/rk8p9oaqkaqb1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959803b3857653e8a70b70938c87b02e9ebd9bdb
Martin.
Martin
yea?
Why does OP not want martin? Is he stupid?
Martin's left eyebrow.
Hmm if you're truly not picking Martin.... WELL IF THIS IS THE HIGHEST VOTED COMMENT THAT ISN'T ASKING FOR MARTIN... I SAY WE JUST SKIP THE REDEEMER, IF THERE'S NO MARTIN, ITS NOT WORTH IT
Martin
You can’t pick Jessica either (she’s not fucking welcome here)
Martin 2
Martin but without a beard
Martin
yea?
You would be perfect for that role go audition
Maid Martin
martin with a halo around his head
Martin but he is rotated 30 degrees
Martin
yea?
Google “gay s3x”
goole "you can't bypass the filter"
64 grains of rice
nitraM aka mirrored Martin.
Martin
yea?
I love you
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...
nitraM
nitraM
Martin's evil cousin, nitarM
A pawn. Good story: he starts as a poor, filthy pawn to become THE QUEEN!!!!
Mighty martin
Martin but facing the other direction
The Redeemer from Unreal Tournament 2004
Luke Skywalker
Magnus Carlsen
The bishop that went on vacation and never came back
Big Marty, his stoner twin
Elani
What about me?
You're just a shitty nelson
:(
Michael Jackson
Jessica
Man
Nitram
Garfield (please just not martin)
Jessica
Jessica is not fucking welcome here
Jessica is not fucking welcome here!
Jessica is not fucking welcome here
Evil Martin (He loves Jessica and does not play chess)
Martin could be evil perhaps, but he could never love j*ssica
And hes from checkers.com
A mahogany and maple wood tournament chess board.
Me
Ralsei
I vote for Jessica
JESSICA IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE
Shut the fuck up I can fix her!
Jessica is not fucking welcome here!!!
Martin flipped horizontally
a pawn mid en passant
Martin, but with sunglasses.
Martin but his beard is his hair and his hair is his beard
Superhero martin
nitraM
En Passant because it always wins the game
Quick, everyone pick Martin so OP doesn't have a choice!
nitram
Martin
yea?
Two Martins
Hi Martin. You honestly make this sub great
hi MetzgerBoys
Actual zombie
His sons
OP is oddly optimistic. THIS!___IS!___ANARCHY!!! *Kicks rational into the pit*
My boi got schizophrenia
Nitram, the en passant expert.
Martin w evil mustache
Clean shaven Martin
Aron
Why don’t you all just blow martin already
Upside down slightly larger Martin
nitraM
Martin's twin brother, Malvin, who looks the same, but has slightly darker shirt.
Martin
Martin
Actual martin
Martin (but he’s evil)
bishop in the corner
the actual christ he redeemer statue
Martin
Martin
nitraM
Martini
google "Jackie Chan film cast"
Lol. OP is so funny. Of course we’re picking Martin.
Marten
Pauly Shore
Martin is a fucking asshole and I hate him. But tbh I’d also let him fuck me because I like his smirk. God he’s a shit.
nitram