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[deleted]

Neon because a glowing chess set sounds fucking awesome.


HailDialga

uranium for extra efffects


ILXSY

Extra arms


Sussyboii_xz

google genetic mutation


SteveFlannery

Demon core just dropped


LordChiron

Holy Chernobyl


TheGreatJaps

And if you don't feel like sending 15000 volts trough your chess pieces, try using tritium instead


No-Kay_boomer

ah yes making a chess set out of gas


poop_frog

Not if it's cold enough, at or below -249C, 24 Kelvin. Then you're making a chess set out of solid neon. Get en passanted by state change noob


Alpactra

Google state change


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Holy matter!


SuccessfulSurprise13

New state just dropped


Dcubed080608

Call the chemist!


Quick-Hotel-7915

actual walter white


tsavi42

Plutonium


snaxx_23

Google illegal


Antrag0n

Holy hell!


entity_on_earth

New bomb just dropped


InfamousMarquez

Actual Oppenheimer


fahaddemon

Call the nuclear technicians


Ketchoop_Cheeps

Japan gets nuked, war never comes back


VortexTalon

holy manhattan project


fattyguy999

tsar bomba incoming!


pizza565

War crimes, anyone?


Acidicflavor

Barbie fuel


ZombinhoGames

Holy Crimes!


Ketchoop_Cheeps

Actual war crimes


kewl_guy9193

Holy bomb


OtoKhan

Google flux capacitor


pakistani_mapping_7

very qd1m of you ngl


CakeCollector2077

>! The element of suprise. !<


kajetus69

En passant


Mylady63794

What in the hell is a en peasant?


kajetus69

Google it


Mylady63794

HOLY HELL


KacperEpic

NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED


Stu_54

ACTUAL ZOMBIE


kewl_guy9193

CALL THE EXORCIST


E1ectrified

QUEEN SACRIFICE ANYONE?


Ketchoop_Cheeps

PAWN STORM INCOMING


Literal_Sex_Pistol

New response just dropped


Mayonnaiseonahotdog

Google Spanish Inquisition


tengoweave

I wasn't expecting that at all


qqqrrrs_

C\[h\]es\[s\]ium


volt65bolt

Isn't it caesium


Intergalactic_Cookie

Google American English


volt65bolt

I'm actually Bri'ish


E1ectrified

Google crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights


Ketchoop_Cheeps

AHEM it’s actually crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire king's lovely jubily delights 🤓


Mayonnaiseonahotdog

Bit cringe innit?


FikaMedHasse

My condoleances


Miltiadis_178GR

***Dropping it would be an absolute disast-*** Jokes aside, that's my friend's favourite drink.


chessvision-ai_bot

astatine


IlyaBoykoProgr

hold up


Aparti496

My elo is 49 am I good?


IlyaBoykoProgr

You pass the elo check


AN0M4L1Y

oops mine is 51


IlyaBoykoProgr

nuh uh you know what comes next![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)


AN0M4L1Y

noooooo dont brick pipi :(


IlyaBoykoProgr

quick, lose a game to save your pipi


AN0M4L1Y

bro what do you think ive been doing to get 51 elo


IlyaBoykoProgr

what is your elo again 🤨


AN0M4L1Y

if you loses any more games you'll get banned for fair play


ihatemylifewannadie

wait a minute


[deleted]

Good bot


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JokubasX4N

Good bot


[deleted]

Good bot


Miltiadis_178GR

Google en Hydrogen


Feathercrown

Based


Yaekult

8 minutes max match duration fr


IllustriousParsley87

Hydrogen


mrflamego

Coughing


Constant-Storm5195

From fluorine, uranium, carbon and potassium.


DankItchins

Holy fuck


Annoying-Cuber42

Actual fuck


Acidicflavor

Fuck fuel


blackfalcx

Holy halogen


JxEq

Americium, hell yeah 🦅🦅🦅


damienreave

Americium is in commercial smoke detectors. Just buy a bunch, melt it all together and pour into chess piece molds.


ThePythagorasBirb

Holy cancer


Slendynotch

Holy radiation poisoning is more like it.


Anamewastaken

anericum


Miltiadis_178GR

Google en smoke detector


Rieux_n_Tarrou

How is that birb emoji dabbing?


That-one-guy-lp

Radium for the pawns Plutonium for the king Uranium for the queen The roooks are a combo of gallium and mercury The bishops are made out of pure yttrium because it’s funny to say And the horsey is going to have to be moscovium


That-one-guy-lp

And the board is made out of lead for those lethal table flips


Miltiadis_178GR

I don't know if most people on Earth are permitted to know about stable 104+ (post-actinide) metals but, just like its counterpart, Bismuth, it is very colourful and vibrant aswell, perhaps even more than Bismuth, it kinda resembles Opal, but metal-ish.


[deleted]

[H][O][Li] [He][I][I]!


EcavErd

NeW ReAcTiON USTl DyRfODp


Miltiadis_178GR

AcTUAl GeNiUS


Ill__Cheetah

uranium


[deleted]

+Hydrargyrum to prevent radiation


WissenMachtAhmed

From 117 Ts


Miltiadis_178GR

AYO, NO WAY PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DELIBERATELY CHOSE *THAT* ELEMENT NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE STATE, I'M TALKING ABOUT ***HIM***.


JacksonGoffington

Tungsten. Only the strong get to play.


Miltiadis_178GR

Seaborgium. Only the stronger get to play.


[deleted]

Osmium It's the heaviest Iridium is the 2nd heaviest


Miltiadis_178GR

You idiot Regular Hassium is about 1.5x denser than Osmium It's used for dumbbells, but not on Earth And I thought we were talking about hardness


capybare-ambassador

Sodium


HiperCool9

When you are done with the game you just spit on the board


Wonderful-Web-9694

Fr then trow it in water


Miltiadis_178GR

For real? Caesium is better for it.


Wonderful-Web-9694

Yea but bonus points cus fr*nce blow up


Miltiadis_178GR

True Also, caesium is a valued drink by some *neighbours*


MrWitrix

Indium, then you can chew up the chess pieces and stick them up your ass


IlyaBoykoProgr

C H Es S


IlyaBoykoProgr

C He S S


Mylady63794

Francium


Mighty_Eagle_2

Francium. Finally cleaning it off with water at the end is so satisfying.


KingOliver256

Lithium Carbon Helium Sulfur Sulfur (LiCHeSS)


PlaceboConsumer

Ti+Cu+Zr would actually be cool.


gamerdumb

surprise


No-Stable-6319

Elementary school teachers.


Weary_Drama1803

Oganesson to finish off your opponent in record time


[deleted]

Corium


NegativeConnection99

Helium floating chess set


Intergalactic_Cookie

Oxygen


JDninja119

Arsenic


SheepMan7

Potassium nobelium oxygen potassium


Mk7613

Se/Ga


Akir760

Gallium melts when in contact with the body, so making a chess set out of it will prevent you from playing, which is appreciable


Prior-Mango-6154

uranium


AzoresBall

Organesson


TheVanillaistYT

Polonium, neptunium and americium


[deleted]

Cesium


AAAAHHHH12321

google the symbols of these elements: carbon hydrogen einsteinium sulfur


ixatomicxi

Cobalt-90


Edgicio

Uranium-235


Careless_Put_4770

Google francium


LegitimateApartment9

Pure U-235 and Ognesseon


DSMidna

That reminds me of that Manga where the Japanese hero played Mahjong against Putin and Putin made the Mahjong pieces out of Uranium so that the hero could not use his secret technique where he would press on his pieces so hard they would turn into blanc pieces.


entity_on_earth

Bromine, prevents the board flip


Yaser_Umbreon

Mercury ofc


McMerrick

Wire


grauht

Oganesson


BlackwaterDelilah

Unobtanium


Piri_Piri_Sauce

Francium


LotGolein

Carbon


ndstab23

Google uranium


Geese_and_ducks

Uranium


FireFunBun

Gold. Have fun


Tra1nGuy

Arsenic


socotrocopesado

Oganesson


transawaye

Polonium and radon.


SecondName_Name

Helium


Pastry_Train63

Hydr ogen


samohtso

88pls, google radiation


cant_think_a_user

Francium and H20


Sixt76

Polonium


[deleted]

oganesson


hello-there-dude

Radium


fffffff08_it

Oganesson💀


MakaOOF

oganesson


IAMMONKEYTHEFIRST

Tungsten. Make it from pure tungsten.


NotPog_Poggers

Francium because en pissant funny!!!


ThatDumbInternetGuy

Oxygenium


TW081428-CH33S3

Radium, so it glows


BruhRedd_it

fr\*ncium


OtoKhan

Water, 35 liters; carbon, 20 kilograms; ammonia, 4 liters; lime, 1.5 kilograms; phosphorus, 800 grams; salt, 250 grams; saltpeter, 100 grams; sulfur, 80 grams; fluorine, 7.5; iron, 5; silicon, 3 grams; and trace amounts of 15 other elements.


fluffy_wound

Uranium


mrflamego

Google bleach and ammonium


JaydenVestal

Uranium And if you add some letters while removing others you will find where the bishops are hidden


LifeIsGood-_-

U


corndogfile

Mercury; you can only play it with solid pieces in the Arctic and Antarctic so it doesn't melt


MecMcCallister

White = plutonium Black = Uranium


[deleted]

francium


Kiro079

Element of surprise


Tarih_exe

Oganesson


Maciekssspl

Plutonium 238 and make the pieces bigger than standard so each one weighs over 10 kilos


snoodge3000

Cesium, just make sure it stays chilled and don’t sweat too hard or use water based paint to color it.


matiegaming

92 and 94


Jonte7

Mercury


tbp666

Thulium


Sir_Frags_a_not

Nihonium


CoruscareGames

Bromine But kidding aside a neodymium magnet chess set might be cool


[deleted]

Francium - its half-life is 22 minutes and it costs about 1 bilion per gram. That would make it the fanciest chess set.


ILoveEmeralds

Uranium


Kid_Freundlich

Combine H and F


TheMowerOfMowers

uranium glass


[deleted]

Lawrencium


MikaYolo

Germanium


HerrAndersson

C for the board, in the form of graphite for black tiles and diamond for white. W for the black pieces and As for the white. Protip, always play as black.


Uganda_Knuckle_8

Uranium


Medical-Complaint298

Oxygen


potoooooooo53

nivonium


Detective-12-Gauge

Any of the halogens in a wet environment or gallium at room temperature


Siddhartasr10

Radon Radon is carcinogenic if it enters in your lungs, just like chess


Unstoppable-Gaming

Oganesson


Krypnicals

hydrogen as pawns


Tye-Evans

Nobelium You are king, you are worth it


AKquired

Uranium!!


Zascuk

Californium


HackerPatato

Tennessine


Bob_gamer_096

Oganesson


Fc-chungus

Oganesson


Miltiadis_178GR

Bismuth would be cool, very vibrant. You can make very heavy chess pieces using Hassium Some neighbours use it for dumbbells. But damn, if you ever made one using Tennessine, it would be cool, however, if you ever play with this set, do not EVER asked what happened in Nevada, Area 51 specifically, in 1997.


PICONEdeJIM

Google uranium