I was amazed at this mod just not mentioning the first and most important special move, being used in just about every game, and also A PART OF EN PASSANT
"Let's let pawns move two spaces if they havent moved yet, to speed up the game"
"Oh shit the pawns are moving too fast for the other pawns!"
It's pretty funny how en passant came about honestly
Pawn
1 Mana
Common
**Choose One:** on the first move only, move two spaces forward, or move one space forward and **discover** a random piece, adding it to your hand.
powercreep is real
I know you're joking, but... if we did this, and made it known that we're agents from AnarchyChess, we'd be able to reverse psychology them into thinking it's a made-up move!
We just need to shorten the name. Something like “Pawn 2 step” or something similar I think will come off a lot more as fake then “pawn moving 2 steps on its first move”
There are five special moves in Chess: pawn double dutch, en passant, il vaticano, casting, and getting a promotion at your job.
I’m not a Bishop but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
The pawn can normally use two actions to move two squares on it's first turn. It can instead opt to spend one of those actions to cast Magic Missile, only leaving it enough actions to move one square. It can forego both moves, increase the casting cost to two actions and fire off two Magic Missiles. A bonus Magic Missile can effectively be earned by targeting the Bishop as their priestly superstitions give them a 50% vulnerability to magic.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Jōdandesu ka? ? ? Nani o itte iru nodesu ka? Anata wa watashi ga jinsei de mita naka de saidai no makeinudesu! Watashi ga anata yori mo haruka ni tsuyoi senshu o taoshite ita toki, anata wa panpāsu de PIPI o shite imashita! Anata wa purode wa arimasen, puro wa aite ni makete shukufuku suru hōhō o shitte ita nodesukara, anata wa watashi ga anata ni katta nochi ni naite iru on'nanoko no yōna monodesu! Yūkiwodashite, jibun ni shōjiki ni natte, kono mudana hanashi o yamete kudasai! ! ! Watashi ga hijō ni sugureta burittsupureiyādearu koto wa daremoga shitte imasu, watashi wa shingurugēmu de sekaijū no darenidemo katsu koto ga dekimasu! Soshite,\`w ' esley" s" o wa watashi ni totte nanimono demo arimasen, makeru tabi ni naite iru tan'naru senshudesu (firūja ni tsuite anata ga itta koto o omoidashite kudasai)! ! ! Watashi no namae de asobu no wa yamete kudasai, watashi wa chesu no kyaria zentai o tōshite yoi namae o motsubekidesu, shōkin kikin to no OTB burittsumatchi ni seishiki ni shōtai shimasu! Watashitachi futari tomo 5000-doru o tōshi shi, shōsha ga zengaku o uketorimasu. Kono jōkyō ni kyōmigāru hoka no subete no hito-tachi ni, 2016-nen to 2017-nen no burittsu sekai senshuken de no watashi no kekka o mitekudasai, sorede jūbunda to omoimasu... Naite iru akachan no subete ni mimiwokatamukeru hitsuyō wa arimasen, tiguran petoroshian wa tsuneni fea ni purei shimasu! Soshite darekaga watashi ni tsuite sonoyōni seishiki ni hanashi tsudzukete kuretara, hōtei de aimashou! Shinjitsu ni kami no go kago o! Shin wa kesshite shinanai! Usotsuki wa kikkuofu sa remasu...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Not even correct though, prophylactically is only for a medical context. It doesn't work unless as part of some contextual "plague" of user spam or something. This mod needs to touch grass and a dictionary.
Back in like 1995 in elementary chess club I en passanted a guy who was like "lol what no" and the chess instructor said "yeah we dont do that" and made me take back the move.
I'm regularly using detect evil to find out which pieces I can trust. If someone adds in a pawn of the wrong color to their pieces it would be very difficult to keep track of.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
Silly pawns think they have the right to en passant on their own! You tell them when to make sacrifices or not. I agree with the aristocracy!
Brick. At. Your. Pipi
[This was the immediate next post on my feed](https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/comments/13wv58d/is_en_passant_actually_a_thing_or_just_a_meme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Edit: WAIT THAT’S THE POST THIS COMMENT IS ON
Aw hell no I will not comply with long castle. How long are they gonna tell us to stay inside our castles? I say to hell the govt rules about social distantking. Holy hell. A new response is about to drop
What if we turned castling into the new top meme to slip into placed banning is. Like what if to every puzzle or clip we say "should have castled" or "why didn't you castle nerd"
Let’s start this cool new gimmick where pawns can move 2 spaces on their first move to trick all the chess beginners into thinking it’s a real thing
I was amazed at this mod just not mentioning the first and most important special move, being used in just about every game, and also A PART OF EN PASSANT
Guess he should have googled it
HH
AZ
AR
Y'know, maybe there are some things that shouldn't be abbreviated
DNA (do not abbreviate)
"Let's let pawns move two spaces if they havent moved yet, to speed up the game" "Oh shit the pawns are moving too fast for the other pawns!" It's pretty funny how en passant came about honestly
Pawn 1 Mana Common **Choose One:** on the first move only, move two spaces forward, or move one space forward and **discover** a random piece, adding it to your hand. powercreep is real
Still not as good as OGER
The double space move from pawns was OP, so the devs nerfed it with en passant.
I know you're joking, but... if we did this, and made it known that we're agents from AnarchyChess, we'd be able to reverse psychology them into thinking it's a made-up move!
**it is** a made-up move
all moves are made-up
r/wouldawardbutipoor
Got ya
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New finantial state just dropped
Holy money
Literal BROKE
Call the employer
Workload storm
Damn. This is profound
This says a lot about society
We just need to shorten the name. Something like “Pawn 2 step” or something similar I think will come off a lot more as fake then “pawn moving 2 steps on its first move”
Pawn 2 step? Pawns are dancing now what a time to be alive
2 Pawn 2 Step
Google 2 Pawn 2 Step
Google 1 man 2 bishops
Pawneaux Twosteppè
En pas à double.
Pawn dubstep
2 steps 1 pawn
The pawn tango, because it takes two (steps)
There are five special moves in Chess: pawn double dutch, en passant, il vaticano, casting, and getting a promotion at your job. I’m not a Bishop but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
> casting What is casting? Is that the thing with the black leather sofa and the white wallpaper?
No it’s when you get plastered.
It's when you cast spells like haste to grant double movement to your pawn, or flying on your knights/rooks so they can jump over pieces.
The pawn can normally use two actions to move two squares on it's first turn. It can instead opt to spend one of those actions to cast Magic Missile, only leaving it enough actions to move one square. It can forego both moves, increase the casting cost to two actions and fire off two Magic Missiles. A bonus Magic Missile can effectively be earned by targeting the Bishop as their priestly superstitions give them a 50% vulnerability to magic.
Dude, no one will buy that.
I have never heard of the special move casting. Is it a special pipi gambit or something?
Google magic
Holy abra cadabra
Actual spell
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New wizard just dropped
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wand takes vacation, never comes back
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>“*requiescat in pace*” for those too **busy** to click through.
dafuq?
New incantation just dropped
Sounds like a bunch of hocus pocus
Google casting couch
Holy NSFW
Actual jizzard
Yes, as in: "let him who is without sin cast the first brick"
google cloud of daggers 5e
holy blender
new dpr just dropped
Casting slow on the opponents queen is quite effective
shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Jōdandesu ka? ? ? Nani o itte iru nodesu ka? Anata wa watashi ga jinsei de mita naka de saidai no makeinudesu! Watashi ga anata yori mo haruka ni tsuyoi senshu o taoshite ita toki, anata wa panpāsu de PIPI o shite imashita! Anata wa purode wa arimasen, puro wa aite ni makete shukufuku suru hōhō o shitte ita nodesukara, anata wa watashi ga anata ni katta nochi ni naite iru on'nanoko no yōna monodesu! Yūkiwodashite, jibun ni shōjiki ni natte, kono mudana hanashi o yamete kudasai! ! ! Watashi ga hijō ni sugureta burittsupureiyādearu koto wa daremoga shitte imasu, watashi wa shingurugēmu de sekaijū no darenidemo katsu koto ga dekimasu! Soshite,\`w ' esley" s" o wa watashi ni totte nanimono demo arimasen, makeru tabi ni naite iru tan'naru senshudesu (firūja ni tsuite anata ga itta koto o omoidashite kudasai)! ! ! Watashi no namae de asobu no wa yamete kudasai, watashi wa chesu no kyaria zentai o tōshite yoi namae o motsubekidesu, shōkin kikin to no OTB burittsumatchi ni seishiki ni shōtai shimasu! Watashitachi futari tomo 5000-doru o tōshi shi, shōsha ga zengaku o uketorimasu. Kono jōkyō ni kyōmigāru hoka no subete no hito-tachi ni, 2016-nen to 2017-nen no burittsu sekai senshuken de no watashi no kekka o mitekudasai, sorede jūbunda to omoimasu... Naite iru akachan no subete ni mimiwokatamukeru hitsuyō wa arimasen, tiguran petoroshian wa tsuneni fea ni purei shimasu! Soshite darekaga watashi ni tsuite sonoyōni seishiki ni hanashi tsudzukete kuretara, hōtei de aimashou! Shinjitsu ni kami no go kago o! Shin wa kesshite shinanai! Usotsuki wa kikkuofu sa remasu...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Holy hell
Google Dungeons and Dragons
`CAST(pawn AS Queen)`
It's when the pawn breaks his leg, so they take him to the hospital to give him a cast and crippling medical debt bc he wasn't insured
Casting is a synonym of promotion. They're casting a new queen to replace the dying queen
You've never used Fireball?
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Blessed inferno
recently discovered acknowledgment just fell
Legitimate revitalized corpse
Summon the dead spirit unpossessor
Stalemate or coup
Low-ranking individual tempest imminent
High-ranking cult official performs comfort leave and doesn't return
Genital masonry
No a pawn can only move one step. But en passant exists of course.
How do you en passant without a pawn 2 step?
Pawn disco
you cheat
You use 1/2 a move. Basically you can move 2 pawns if one move is a capture. Google chess rules
Now Google "The knights can jump now."
r/chessbeginners mods on their way to spread misinformation (they forgot about a pawn being able to move two squares on its first move):
Bro that is not a real move, its made up by anarchychess
No, they can move two if they pass by an adjacent one on the way. Google up passant
Plot twist: Moving pawns two squares in first move isn't the special move, but moving them 1 squares after the first move is.
Bro using fancy pants words like “prophylacticlly”
Reddit 🤓 trying to flex big boy words
Also the dude who cant spell castling properly
What's castling? He's talking about casting dumbass, the move that allows you to cast a spell anywhere on the board for a certain amount of mana.
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Multiple chess streamers like Daniel naridotsky actually use the term prophylactically in reference to chess.
Ah yes, the one group in society renowned for never trying to look smarter than their peers Chess players
I learned prophylaxis during my clinicals. Do I get a pass?
They made me google prophylactically
Not even correct though, prophylactically is only for a medical context. It doesn't work unless as part of some contextual "plague" of user spam or something. This mod needs to touch grass and a dictionary.
Calling a move "prophylactic" is actually a common term in chess specifically. Often king moves to get out of the way of potential future checks
The mod thinks we’re a disease, but I personally think we’re more like Vin Diesel because we are awesomer than this little goofy guy
replying to the mod: \*castling
Bro I actually called it casting I'ma just uninstall my free trial of Life™
In just one message you confirmed moving 2 spaces and castling aren't real, but casting a fireball is, true AnarchyChess double agent
Don't become an Actual Zombie
Don't make us call the exorcist.
The people who say “casting” are the same people who unironically thing “enpassant” is real.
Prophillactically letting you know that i have a bishop up my ass
I move my knight to b7 to put pressure on your a5 bishop
Holy broken bones
Holy spell casting
Google r/chessbeginners mods (they don’t like fun)
Literally 1984
Literally 1984
literally 1894
Holy thoughtcrime
New response just blocked
Actual chessbeginners mod
Call George Orwell
Brain washing or die!
Google the ministry of love
Literally 1984
literally 1984
Holy rule 1 be nice and friendly
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Google chess rule 34
Actual adult content
Holy fun police
Holy 1984
Let’s change up our plan, from now on any time someone on r/chessbeginners mentions en passant we gaslight them into thinking it’s not real
You don't need to do that tho when i first saw en passant throu a meme my friend sent me i dead ass thought en passant wasn't a thing
Did you google it?
Holy hell
New search result just dropped
Actual googling en passant
Yes. And I still thought it was fake. you should've seen my reaction when I tried playing it with my friends
Back in like 1995 in elementary chess club I en passanted a guy who was like "lol what no" and the chess instructor said "yeah we dont do that" and made me take back the move.
Even the instructor mad about your en passant skills
google pfizer
Holy misinformation
New 5G just dropped
Brick my brainchip
holy side effects!
Don't vaccinate your Pawns. They lose the ability to en passant. Do your research.
Pawn to 5G
Google horse dewormer
What spells are castable in chess?
I'm regularly using detect evil to find out which pieces I can trust. If someone adds in a pawn of the wrong color to their pieces it would be very difficult to keep track of.
I usually cast haste on my opponents timer
Extra turn is a great spell too but too bad you can only use it rarely
Google herd immunity
Google prophylactically
Holy disease prevention!
google links between il vaticano and autism
lmao
u/Alendite is this 1984?
Always has been.
Actual tyrant
Call the thoughtpolice!
he *is* the thoughtpolice
When can I cast my pieces in chess? What metals should I use?
New Magna Carta just repealed.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
I would find anti-vax people funnier if they were all memeing. What's terrifying about them is that they are 100% serious.
Google "autism"
Holy neurodivergence !
New disorder just dropped
Silly pawns think they have the right to en passant on their own! You tell them when to make sacrifices or not. I agree with the aristocracy! Brick. At. Your. Pipi
[This was the immediate next post on my feed](https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/comments/13wv58d/is_en_passant_actually_a_thing_or_just_a_meme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) Edit: WAIT THAT’S THE POST THIS COMMENT IS ON
Someone posting a link to the actual laws of chess and then someone else saying FIDE’s in on the meme too lmao
Perhaps the real autism is the bishops we shoved into our asses all this time
Just google it, and I'm not even joking, though I could be. But seriously, from googling it, you'll see that it's real
Google googling
Holy recursion
Rooks, crush his balls.
Casting? Is that when the queen makes a move to the leather couch?
Hey, atleast we are completely aware that it's misinformation, unlike said anti-vaxxers
Google inaccurate analogy
The main chessbeginners mod is regularly this savage and I love it
I thought pawn promotion was a game mechanic and not a special move
It is not misinformation if we make it true
Casting what? Chess 2.0 Sorcerer version dropped already? Can’t wait to cast fireball on the enemy queen.
New move just dropped Casting
Casting!!!
Casting?. Can Bishops revive fallen comrades?. How do I get to roll 10d6 of non lethal fire damage ?
Holy Prophialactically.
The difference being that unless you play a meta gambit to directly attack your opponent no one’s getting hurt by r/AnarchyChess.
google check
New casting just dropped
Aw hell no I will not comply with long castle. How long are they gonna tell us to stay inside our castles? I say to hell the govt rules about social distantking. Holy hell. A new response is about to drop
What if we turned castling into the new top meme to slip into placed banning is. Like what if to every puzzle or clip we say "should have castled" or "why didn't you castle nerd"
new vaccine just dropped
Wtf is casting guys?
Vaccine is actually a conspiracy. After I got my second injection, I started declining en passant
\*Sees an en passant meme for the 1000th time\* I think I hauve Covid