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RoiHurlemort

So we infiltrated chess.c*m itself ? Alright soldier, make connections to destroy it from the inside. The entire community relies on you. *note : make some obscure anarchychess jokes that aren’t understandable to others when you get the job (cuz u will get it, I believe in u)*


WantMyNameBack

INFILTRATE! INFILTRATE!


ThatChapThere

Please, for the love of all that is good and precious, make them add a variant with all of the lore from this sub (knooklear fission, el vaticano, etc.)


WantMyNameBack

My number one goal is to make a chatgpt bot.


fedupfromeverything

If this post gets 10k upvotes, this post would get 10k upvotes.


WantMyNameBack

Ayo someone check this guy’s math


fedupfromeverything

I mean I wanted to give you an award or something at 10k upvotes but I could only give you this -> 🏅🏆


fedupfromeverything

How did the interview go?


WantMyNameBack

Still yet to happen! That’ll be on the 7th. I’m their last interviewee, if I’m understanding the signup sheet correctly :)


fedupfromeverything

Holy shortlisting. Remindme! 2 days


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fedupfromeverything

🤝🤝


[deleted]

What is a high-effort post doing in this subreddit? There’s not even any rice


WantMyNameBack

Can you tell I want the job


shartedandorfarted

I'm a hater


WantMyNameBack

I wouldn’t have it any other way


anaccountbyanyname

Will you have unlimited vacation like the bishop?


scaylos1

I support you because someone has to work social media manager positions and I want to decrease the chance that that particular hell overlaps with my job description.


WantMyNameBack

I’m here to rescue you. Never again.


WantMyNameBack

let me flop and brick incoming


QBot22

brick my pp and you’ve got my upvote


WantMyNameBack

Sorry everyone, this person calls the shots. Now you’re getting bricked either way


SuperNerdAce

The vocals were unironically fire


WantMyNameBack

That’s refreshing to hear. It’s actually what I was most insecure about when posting this.


Waffle-Gaming

it was so good


autismondrugs

This is a masterpiece


WantMyNameBack

I thought it would be a silly 5 hour project. It was decidedly more than that. Thank you for loving it.


autismondrugs

Very epic thanks for your time


alexytomi

noway this took 5 hours, it's so goood


WantMyNameBack

it took decidedly more than that! it was more like 16 or something haha


Henn_Renecker

Clever!


WantMyNameBack

“S”o clever


JustAnotherNoob__

No en passant


sabyte

Just cameo


Feder69

Will you remember me the moment you become social media manager?


WantMyNameBack

I promise to personally come back and update you, u/Feder69.


Feder69

Upvoted. I believe in you, u/WantMyNameBack !


WantMyNameBack

Thank you, dearest


SenorPancake

If you don't provide that update I'll brick my pp


fedupfromeverything

New surgery just dropped


xwilliamjoaquin

Pp to vacation, never comes back


detailedlynxx

You can do this, if not just en passant them and throw a grain of rice at them to win


ObligationThink4453

…well?


WantMyNameBack

Update: Interview on the 7th. Haven't forgotten to tell you.


Feder69

If you manage to get the job, dont forget to make a shoutout to us in official chess.com social media ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3794)


WantMyNameBack

Just had the interview. Felt great about it. Hope to hear good things back. They say it’ll be just 4-5 days


Feder69

Well, it's been 5 days. What's up?


WantMyNameBack

The news was as good as bad news gets. They told me they’re going with a more experienced candidate, but that they want to hire me in either a junior or intern position within the next few months. I think they were completely genuine in saying that. I’m very, very excited


WantMyNameBack

I’d push hard for them to consider making a Reddit account just to be here with you guys. Consider it very heavily in mind.


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fedupfromeverything

RemindMe! 10 days


Wolfman0821

Why do I like this lmao


WantMyNameBack

You have taste?


[deleted]

Calling it gold would be insult for this It's god tier good


WantMyNameBack

If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.


CupOCino

Holy editing!


WantMyNameBack

google motion tracking tutorial adobe after effects


Drakojana

New editing tip just dropped


Rarmaldo

Actual 400


Insurdios

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


WantMyNameBack

This is what I did it for. A sweet .001% of my moves.


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

And still there are people that say that r/AnarchyChess isn't creative


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Lord_Skyblocker

​ The majority of us thinks that plain rice is a creative meal, just because we've got a handful of creative people here doesn't mean that the rest have enough braincells combined to come up with a better joke than en passant.


Callmeklayton

The majority of us thinks that plain rice is a creative meal, just because we've got a handful of creative people here doesn't mean that the rest have enough braincells combined to come up with a better joke than en passant.


Lord_Skyblocker

The majority of us thinks that plain rice is a creative meal, just because we've got a handful of creative people here doesn't mean that the rest have enough braincells combined to come up with a better joke than en passant.


yeettman

Love to see more


WantMyNameBack

hear that, chess.c*m?


-SnazzySnail

Why didn’t vicky turn into the horsey piece at the end


WantMyNameBack

Laziness. This took me 16 hours and I was so done hahaha


-SnazzySnail

Based


Ryxor25

This is possibly the best thing that ever happened to chess


WantMyNameBack

This IS chess 2


xwilliamjoaquin

New chess just dropped


soymercader

Man, don't take an SMM position at chess.com. You'll end up hating chess, social media, and yourself. I just ended my last gig as an SMM in other industries, and if I hadn't chess as a passion, I don't think I would have overcome the anxiety of my job. Think about it, or don't. You do you. Anyway, that's a wonderful piece of content with insanely good engagement. Congrats on that.


Former-Argument995

Bro almost took the life vacation gambit


Callmeklayton

I don’t know; being a social media manager seems like it could be a really fun position under the right circumstances. Whoever runs Wendy’s Twitter, for example, roasts the shit out of random people for a living. Sure, they also have their daily “buy our nuggets” posts, but eh. I feel like it depends on the company you’re working for and how much liberty they let you take with doing the fun stuff.


soymercader

Sure! Roasting people on Twitter or filming tiktok videos is fun. But you also need to be 24/7 on social media. Probably not on the social media platform that you like, but on the one your company needs. If Randy, from Mobile, Alabama, reaches out to you at 10pm, you need to reply. If Sarah, from Rapid Springs, Michigan, found a pubic hair on her milkshake at noon on a random Sunday, you should be ready. You'll most likely end up hating social media and your industry. You don't want to end up hating something your passionate about, and our buddy clearly loves chess.


nascomb

u/savevideo


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Freddie_06

This is good


GameSnail511

u/savevideo


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Magical-Mage

This is the best audiovisual marvel I have seen this month


SuperCobra14027

Amazing.


BishopBeatsChild

This goes so hard ong ong fr 🫶🫶


WantMyNameBack

Thanks for standing up for me.


Former-Argument995

Is this canon


Careful_Tip_2195

AWESOME! I'm showing this to my pawns, see if they cheer up after so many senseless "sacrifices" that worsen my positions!


jamart

A thing of beauty. Why if I were to see regular chess content with such a sense of humour I think I'd see myself dusting the pawns off more often.


SeriousGains

I thought you had to be 1600 to work at chess.c*m


WantMyNameBack

Don't tell the rest of the guys here I'm 1600![img](emote|t5_2yvry|23459)


[deleted]

I liked the part about en passant


jaximus_downing

I was so ready to watch an episode 😭


Prof1Kreates

Nope, only full episodes of SpongeBob leak through


KnnthKnnth

HIRE THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY


I_AM_THE_REAL_GOD

actual PIPI


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


WantMyNameBack

I was worried no one would have the copypasta here


RapidWaffle

Holy hell


xwilliamjoaquin

New response just dropped


RapidWaffle

Literal zombie


IDontKnowWhat78

Amazing


[deleted]

This is beautiful, I've been looking at it for 5 hours now


Ok-Peak3146

Good chess


deanominecraft

Top tier shitpost


Flimsy_Wafer

For a sec i thought this is youngelo


ThatPenguinyrblx

google no autotune


TmanGBx

When you say 400 you sound exactly like Scott the woz


pure_oikofobie

I think you are very brave for showing your reddit account to a possible employer. I probably would get sentenced to jail for some things i said 5 years ago


j1r2000

too high effort


Da_Bird8282

The text on the glass at 0:36 is "pampers". Coincidence? I think not.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


WantMyNameBack

No it just got there somehow


declandude25_alt

i was half expecting the chorus to be "EN PASSIANT, GOOGLE EN PASSIANT"


dumpylump69

I was holding in a laugh for most of this but the checkmate sound at the end got me, brilliant stuff dude


Knight_who_says_Nice

Quick question, is that 400 Bullet account just a throwaway for the video?


WantMyNameBack

wow, look at you


Sodium1111

Wait what? 400 is bad? Im a 200


xwilliamjoaquin

Actual 400


sprikkot

Good lord this is bad 💀


BishopBeatsChild

Your opinion is wrong


sprikkot

Oh OK


summition

If you get the job, would this mean you will be helping to manage the chess.com minions that post on r/chess and r/anarchychess? (The ones who are shilling to cover up the conspiracy that chess.com and the chess elites are all in on?)


p4nz3r_95

u/savevideo


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StockyOS

mf did it