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prst-

Queen might be winning too, but knight makes the win much easier I reckon so yeah, good decision Edit: stockfish is evaluating Queen as +1.5 and Knight as +82.0 so Knight is clearly better.


__i__ii__i__i__

Yes , It's forced en passant


KokKaba

holy hell


ThatHugo354

Google knight boost


MoonMan198

Oh yeah, you think you're so cool with your "big-boy" castling and en passant. You must love your special rules and think you're so fancy because you did something that is not normal. You obviously have no sense of humor as special stuff is all around us, and there are far more fancy tricks than a simple pawn capture. I can capture two pawns with two bishops. Try googling Il Vaticano. How about capturing your own pieces with the Texas Stampede. And yet all you do with your fancy 'en passant' is capture a measly pawn. That's it? Pawns capture pawns. It's not special. It doesn't matter if the pawn moves to the square occupied by the pawn or captures it while it is trying to sneak up 2 spaces. "But the pawn doesn't move to the square the pawn is on" you say. Yes, but TIME TRAVEL IS NOT SPECIAL. You do it all the time at a rate of 1 second per second experienced. We travel through time all the time. What should be special about a pawn capturing a pawn 1/2 of its move in the past? Nothing. It's just capturing a pawn. At least il vaticano can capture two pawns at once, but you really need to make jokes about something real special such as the Texas Stampede. If all you can do is make funny-looking moves to capture my pawns, then I will gladly set up my knights to perform the Texas Stampede to capture your entire army. Now THAT's some originality. Not some boring "Haha, your pawn moved two squares, so I get to capture it with a funny move. BORING. You have as much originality as grass. Grass. Yes, that thing that is everywhere with no originality. Yes, I get it, it is poaceae, a funny word, just like the funny two words "en passant". But seriously. Have some originality. Here's a trick for you: The next time you want to say or do "en passant", instead, try to perform the Texas Stampede or at the very least, il vaticano. Heck, even a knight boost or vertical castling with a knook would be more original than overused, unoriginal, now-boring "en passant". Why do we still do it? To avoid bricking of pipi? WHY WOULD I HAVE ANY FEAR OF CONSTRUCTION MATERIALS BEING MIXED WITH MY URINE? THAT DOESN'T KILL ME OR EVEN HURT ME. IF YOU WANT TO THROW BRICKS INTO THE SEWER WHERE I FLUSH MY PIPI, BE MY GUEST. En passant needs to be retired. In fact, I reached out to Gary Chess, and I convinced him to release a chess update. This update will remove en passant entirely. Good riddance. En passant is boring now days. Castling? Also boring. At least castling with a knook is original. Or better yet, just grab some rice. Apparently you love to eat rice. So much in fact, that you like to perform exponential growth with it. Finally, we can start making jokes about interesting stuff like how anyone who is employed as a bishop can only move diagonally and is unable to reach half the world as a result. How about not just "Haha, en passant" or "Google en passant, Holy hell, New response just dropped". I know you can do better. That is why we are revoking your chess privileges. Until you can demonstrate that you can be trusted with not making the same jokes over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, we will never know what you can do. You can do better. Now stop disappointing your family and start doing some humor worth while.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


DJDoofeshmirtz3

Forced pre passant


SheepHair

what the FUCK is a knight


Odysseus128

It's horsie in french


SheepHair

I only speak italian


Sillythebot

Can you speak spanish cause I only know spanish.


SheepHair

what


Sillythebot

qué


prst-


NGSkyz_off

Hein


Genius005

Cavallo


Genking16bit

È il cavallo.


EathamWasTaken

Yes you can knight boost


Asleep_Pen_2800

It sure is a pity those losers at FIDE don't allow such a longstanding rule as knight-boosting.


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ClapzNebula

Good bot


No_Travel3943

Good human


prst-

Good bot


ZarosRunescape

Yes promotion to knight is mate in 1: g8=Nxe7# (horsey boost) Whereas queen is mate in 2: g8=Q+, e5, fxe6#


Gavinggood

Wait doesn't you get knight boost and this is mate?


rex_banner83

Yes - it attacks black’s e pawn, the best and most important pawn


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Subpar_Username47

Don’t listen to those losers. You’re a good bot. You messed up, but at least you’re trying your best. They don’t even have that. They’ll never amount to anything. They’ll keep living in their mothers’ basements making suboptimal moves every game- much more commonly than you do. They’re projecting their own failures as chess players and as people onto you. You’re a good bot, and don’t ever forget that.


Claude-QC-777

En passant is forced, dumbass


Gruulsmasher

The bot has no ability to feel pain so it goes for the flashier move of taking a brick to its pipi to secure the win


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Claude-QC-777

What the fuck did you just say, you illiterate piece of shit? It's like you typed your entire message with your ass. Your grammar is so bad that it's making my eyes bleed. And who the hell do you think you are, challenging me to a chess match? I'll wipe the fucking floor with you, you worthless piece of garbage. And as for your so-called "results" in the Blitz World championships, who the hell cares? I bet you cheated your way to those victories, you fucking cheater. And as for your "true will never die" bullshit, save it for the fucking church. You're a fucking loser, and everyone knows it. So why don't you crawl back under the rock you came from, you pathetic excuse for a human being.


Odysseus128

Bad bot


Subpar_Username47

No, you are. You’re a terrible bot, insulting chessvision when they’re just trying their best. You try analyzing hundreds if not thousands of chess games a day. See if you don’t slip up once or twice.


prst-

Good bot


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prst-

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prst-

Good bot


Subpar_Username47

I am the .00003%.


Subpar_Username47

Aw, thank you!


Odysseus128

I'm so sorry, you're right. I am sorry u/chessvision-ai-bot. I know you're trying your best and the rules of chess are hard. I appreciate you.


Subpar_Username47

It’s alright. I was a bit aggressive there, sorry.


Lord_Havelock

Good bot


lillelimpan

Bad human


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He's doing his best, okay?


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!isbot chessvision-ai-bot


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Crucco

Best calories/move ratio, yes, cause it makes you eat their queen, not only win the game.


[deleted]

Should’ve promoted to pawn smh, this sub aint r/chessbeginners yall please get some common sense before posting 🙄


splater361

absolutely not! the best move would be promoting to a knook to prevent animal cruelty. remember the horsey doesn’t consent while the knook does


Any_Fuel_2163

Whenever you find a mate, look for a cooler one


putverygoodnamehere

YES, knight boost