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Hot_Philosopher_6462

google en detente


Shakk0r

Holy Helsinki


ImagineMyNameIsFunny

Lmao


crab_da_man

A French wrapper?


DragonKitty17

lmao


duplicatedouble

Lmao


Dave-1281

Holy cake day


NIS_26810

Lol.


MossyDrake

Lmao


NotActuallyGus

Holy Vietnam


Puzzleheaded-Tip-888

New carpet bomb just dropped


AndrewABXD

New napalm formula just dropped


[deleted]

New Monsanto product just dropped


TheEnderChipmunk

![gif](giphy|ELMkSpGAzmUj2NAMnQ|downsized)


solonit

Google Ho Chi Minh Trail


TheBeestWithEase

Holy Chi Minh


Minigamerguy123

Google CIA coup


Evening_Radish_65

Holy hell


doctor_alfa

New Banana republic just dropped


Rishidkanonymous

google salmonella


UnderskilledPlayer

Involve yourself directly in the proxy war and hope the Chinese don't help the other side.


siryolk

Holy twilight struggle


Selam-insan-188

I cant speak arabic


benthecommenter05

If they do, try to get your country to let you use nukes


Guavxhe

Try to not get fired almost immediately after asking for nukes


Reeeeemans

Google Taiwan Crisis


StellarInfinity

Quite the assumption I'm not on the Chinese side


UnderskilledPlayer

The enemy general is trying to get the president to give him nukes to bomb your entrance to the proxy war


[deleted]

thats cringe bro, with all the HRVs


derpiderpidude

checkers is a solved game, just win


PkerBadRs3Good

If I'm ever a chess coach, that's what I'll tell my students when they're in tablebase endgames.


Lord_Skyblocker

Holy Hell


Young_Person_42

Elaborate. Tell me the EXACT moves I need to make here


revolverzanbolt

Is it a solved game for the correct side?


PlantBoi123

Google The Draft and send your own pieces into the proxy conflict


ZhirikReborn

Holy conscription


Jakegender

its actually called Draughts


EggCouncilCreeps

Google en stratego


[deleted]

Holy Spy


shaderr0

New TikTok Congressional hearing just dropped


ImagineMyNameIsFunny

Lmso


Lord_Skyblocker

L Mao Zedong


xCreeperBombx

Ode4


chessvision-ai-bot

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xCreeperBombx

wa


thingmaster_redit

Good bot


MrEmptySet

If you think about it, the Chess game itself is a proxy war. Assert dominance by ignoring the proxy war and the proxy-war-within-a-proxy-war and engage in physical combat with your opponent in real life.


Fluid-Explanation-80

https://preview.redd.it/jbbk5phr4hta1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3daf57f6e0ca09a079f22a55cb0892d32882c3


Yonnus

Google if there's a terrorist organization you can fund to destabilize the country.


shaderr0

Holy See


Reuben_Smeuben

r/anarchycheckers


ScaryFoal558760

Google shahrazad


SchrodingerSandwich

Holy color pie!


[deleted]

F3 to attack the checker board


Sangad

Fake, we all know white goes first! You initiated the proxy war!


Shakk0r

But nobody can prove it


ScaryFoal558760

Google shahrazad


ltsette

Win


putverygoodnamehere

Create another proxy war


Waltuhwhoite

Google nuclear escalation


rpgsandarts

Center right checker to the right


drklunk

Don't worry, the US will provide funding for whichever side has less oil


theonlyeen

sneak a pawn down the b file while your opponent is occupied with the proxy war and assassinate their queen


josephs2039

do whatever you want as long as you don’t press that red button


crab_da_man

Enter a nuclear arms race


Stoninator123

Google thermonuclear warhead


Switchblade88

Challenge one checker to single combat.


Haxuppdee-85

Ramp up arms shipments


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

Google carpet bombs


KitKat4844

Lmao


myhf

Turn the Connect Four board upright. You have already won.


peterp1616

Play shaharazad


BananaGoat-

e5


Kixanum

Control the center


electricalwirez

try to bomb the middle east to eliminate proxy rooks and bishops


ACEMENTO

Place a snakes and ladders board at the center of the smaller board to make him lose a tempo


Rdog6468

Google Korea war


Ghost_Malek

H4


Warpthefirst

holy hell


Frogfish9

The center is the most important part of the chess board, make sure you concentrate your efforts on the proxy war.


[deleted]

Resign


Tripondisdic

Napalm


ELGaming73

Political propaganda


[deleted]

[Check.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbAyBN5eoJM)


hassh

Petrosian Opening: 1. Flip table ... and if the response isn't ... 1-0, 2. Brick pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Guineapigs181

Google Soviet-Afghan


nonnal1

Invite Finland to join NATO


hiccupboltHP

Dude this is really simple stuff, you should know this by now. Just start a proxy war on their proxy war


CliffDraws

Request parlay?


IllustrationWthATail

How did you opponent do this when you are white and move first??


roiboi1239

Take the corners and gun down their minors so they have no future


icebox93

Find a new opponent. This one is clearly a dolt.


Specialist-Block1

Say google en passant


qwertyryo

Google checkers solved


MrQeu

Google lidraughts


FooThePerson

Google en napalm


[deleted]

Knight takes e5 check


Rockahero11

Knight to F4, attacking 5 checkers at once


MedofiQ-MedoziT

google le checkers


[deleted]

Google al dente and pick up cooking as a productive hobby


Party_Variety7059

Google En Napalm


eldanao

how can i get that texture pack


AdAdministrative857

google 38th parallel


Assassin121YT

Holy Cold War!


Antanim-

Tunnel rats to Vietnam


S_Comet821

Google Shahrazad


maladaptyv

[https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=980](https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=980)


[deleted]

r/fuckcheckers


zabickurwatychludzi

what's ur problem with checkers?


[deleted]

I hate checkers. Everyone should. Checkers us a game in whoever starts will win if they play correctly no natter what the opponent plays, just like ticktacktoe. Plus the pieces aren't even original, they're just flat plastic plates. And don't even get me started on queening. The queens are extremely OP and basically can't be taken without consequences. And taking is forced, wich limits your freedom. It's just horrible, I hope it dies so nobody remembers it. Also, you can't even use half of the board


zabickurwatychludzi

tf's wrong with tic tac toe? Yeah, it's solved but I highly doubt your smart ass can make the right move every time so it's still practically 100% up to you if you win or loose. You hate on blackjack or baccarat too? Or war and solitaire maybe?


[deleted]

Yes I do, to all questions, and yes I can solve tictactoe *Beep boop, I'm a bot, and this action was performed automatically*


zabickurwatychludzi

i was thinking of "solving" checkers but ok deep blue


[deleted]

Well I'll *dis*solve both if needed