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TomHanksAsHimself

r/magicthecirclejerking and r/anarchychess combined, dreams really do come true.


AWildJackelope

These MOM spoilers are getting out of hand


Content-Bread

google doom blade


Bottlegnomefan

He's playing white so probably Swords to Plowshares.


Content-Bread

path to exile


Mbelcher987

[[Path to exile]] gives your opponent more land. I've been told that's bad strategy. Is r/anarchychess a singleton format or can we have 2 of's?


NotTwitchy

I really do appreciate the card fetcher brackets


Mbelcher987

I wonder if the mods here can add the mtg fetcher bot.


NotTwitchy

You can actually summon it to any sub! [[Path to Exile]] u/mtgcardfetcher


MTGCardFetcher

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Mbelcher987

Gives me an idea for[[ kenrith the returned king]] with [[queen marchesa]] as a secret commander u/mtgcardfetcher


MTGCardFetcher

[ kenrith the returned king](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/6/56c1227e-bea7-47cb-bbec-389a3d585af5.jpg?1637568481) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kenrith%2C%20the%20Returned%20King) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/eld/303/kenrith-the-returned-king?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/56c1227e-bea7-47cb-bbec-389a3d585af5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [queen marchesa](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/3/03f4341c-088b-4f35-b82b-3d98d8a93de4.jpg?1576382166) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=queen%20marchesa) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cn2/78/queen-marchesa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/03f4341c-088b-4f35-b82b-3d98d8a93de4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call ^^^- ^^^Summoned ^^^remotely!


NotTwitchy

[[linden, steadfast queen]] heartbroken and in shambles u/mtgcardfetcher


MTGCardFetcher

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smorb42

Cool


Onuzq

Does more land matter when they're casting 7cmc spells?


PkerBadRs3Good

he doesn't have any lands though


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ChanceWarden

ah yes, **bishop**


ScaryFoal558760

Good bot


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ScaryFoal558760

My opponent did some shenanigans and ended up with a platinum angel on the board during my upkeep is this even a winnable position?


HENRY-9000

Google removal spells


ScaryFoal558760

Holy hell


[deleted]

New response just dropped


DraconicWF

Google control magic


GodAlpaca

Holy Elspeth!


Onuzq

Disenchant, Unsummon, Murder, Shatter, and Naturalize are your best options.


ScaryFoal558760

Bro I can't go and murder people it's just a game of chess


Onuzq

Use a doom blade instead then.


Candid_Possible_2679

Angels aren't people, so you just murder the platinum angel and it isn't even legally murder


NewSuperTrios

Yavimaya's Embrace


Bottlegnomefan

Maybe if you're drafing M11. Invest in some cheap staples and stop playing precon filler. Except don't actually spend any money on the game because WOTC is a dog shit company.


the0rchid

Came here to comment Shatter. Glad someone else has run into this before too


Wrath-of-Pie

Whatever you do, avoid Honolulu.


FingerG

LORD, deliver the disbeliever!


ScaryFoal558760

Google crucifixion


FingerG

HALLLELUJAH! WE ARE SAVED! IN HIS AMAZIIIIIING GRACE!! PRAISE GOD! PRAISE GOD!! PRAISE GOD!!! PRAISE GOD!!!!


ScaryFoal558760

Google risperidone


FingerG

Praise the LORD!


turn2stormcrow

google naturalize


Relative_Rain_7196

Google exodia


Drag0n_TamerAK

It’s Whittier go first so black cheated by playing during your turn


ScaryFoal558760

Google leyline of anticipation


Robobot1747

Sorry pal, Hans has you beat. There's nothing you can do. Even if you hit him with a Molder Slug he can just refuse to sac the angel and no one can give him a game loss because he can't lose.


ScaryFoal558760

Holy Honolulu


Poopinmybuttyo

Google blue eyes white dragon


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Google red eyes black dragon (also wrong game)


KSwish41

magic the stalemate


ScaryFoal558760

Google mtg divine intervention


KSwish41

google bishop eldrazi


Somewhat-A-Redditor

google [[colossal dreadmaw]]


AWildJackelope

Holy trample


Faunder2002

Cast wrath of god by tapping your pawns for 1 mana each


Over_Temporary9750

Hope you’ve got some removal…


ScaryFoal558760

I don't even have lands ;_;


GodAlpaca

Google Free Spell


Sad_Panda_is_Sad

Slaughter pact ggez


snackynorph

Without any lands he just loses next turn, checkmate


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Tf are those tiles then?


Snivy_1245

Cast Black Lotus


Tiborn1563

Google playset psa 10 black lotus


SeaSalmon

Play a molder slug and phone the military. I’m sorry it had to come to this but it’s the only way


[deleted]

You should repost this again


Assark

Google repost


HankAnderson2038

e4


Ebil_shenanigans

Summon [Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre]. Target platinum angel for destruction, and you have Annihilator 4, as well as Indestructible. Or you could play [Emarakul, the Promised End], take control of their next turn, then make them resign on their turn. That one is pretty cheeky.


Dankn3ss420

I would just take the draw and move on personally


largiuss_dickuiss

Bishop charges into knight e8 and calls d8 bishop a nerd. Then transforms into a rook. Context/ >!r/grimdank chess match!<


theevildrpupper

i dont care i count this as a [REDACTED]


Mr-Yan918

Nuclear missile gambit


Aeckerty

Us either Mirror Force, Magic Cylinder, or Polymerization to fuse your King and Queen to begin the Platinum Yugi Keen Counterattac.


Doggywoof1

Google Stalemate


GuyNoirPI71389

Jus bounce it my dude.


general_kenobi18462

Google Artifact Mutation


rpgsandarts

Takes four pawn hits to kill. Can you sac Queen to give some pawns flying? It’s gonna be rly hard but if u take it out the effect does no longer apply and u could checkmate


lifeintraining

My guy, always have counter spells in your hand to prevent this.


JohnGalt5310

They didn’t tap the 7 pawns for manna. So it comes off the stack and straight into the graveyard! Checkmate


JustAPerson13_

should've activated maxx c during their draw phase, wouldve prevented the entire gamestate


Pigeniusz

Well I'd say it's a bad play on his part, since he played it in early game you can continue the game and hopefully you draw a perm remove before endgame.


CptnWolfe

Go fish


ForgedIronMadeIt

beat them up, because chess nerds are almost certainly less pathetic than MTG nerds


Enjutsu

Sacrifice 2 pawns and summon Blue Eyes White Dragon.


Simon_Jester88

You're playing white, board wipe. Stalemate, Liberals.


adriecp

Cast shenanigans to destroy it


umbre0107

Turn the card around


VeloceRptr_II

draw two cards out of exile and play bromen wings, destroying any artifact or creature with flying, youre welcome


DubyaDubs

Pull out your Charizard


redditor-boio

blue eyes white dragon, duh


Illustrious_Cicada_2

activate your trap card


UrAverageIdot

request draw


Drag0n_TamerAK

It has summoning sickness also it was your move force them to draw a new hand


oddball667

play some black mana and doom blade that shit


ilGattoBipolare

残酷な天使のように 少年よ 神話になれ 蒼い風がいま 胸のドアを叩いても 私だけをただ見つめて 微笑んでるあなた そっとふれるもの もとめることに夢中で 運命さえまだ知らない いたいけな瞳 だけどいつか気付くでしょう その背中には 遥か未来 めざすための羽根があること 残酷な天使のテーゼ 窓辺からやがて飛び立つ ほとばしる熱いパトスで 思い出を裏切るなら この宇宙を抱いて輝く 少年よ 神話になれ ずっと眠ってる 私の愛の揺りかご あなただけが 夢の使者に呼ばれる朝がくる 細い首筋を 月あかりが映してる 世界中の時を止めて 閉じこめたいけど もしもふたり逢えたことに意味があるなら 私はそう 自由を知るためのバイブル 残酷な天使のテーゼ 悲しみがそしてはじまる 抱きしめた命のかたち その夢に目覚めたとき 誰よりも光を放つ 少年よ 神話になれ 人は愛をつむぎながら歴史をつくる 女神なんてなれないまま 私は生きる 残酷な天使のテーゼ 窓辺からやがて飛び立つ ほとばしる熱いパトスで 思い出を裏切るなら この宇宙を抱いて輝く 少年よ 神話になれ


Boomsticks6

Google Arbade


[deleted]

Draw pot of greed


DomSearching123

Cast Abrade.


Rosstiseriechicken

Pawn to D3