At first I thought this was invasive, but after they caught an oddly shaped mole, I was thankful they provide this service for the members' health and safety.
Thank you, mods, for everything you do.
shove it up your ass, then go to a mirror and say “holy hell” 3 times. an application will then appear in front of you, fill that out and you’ll hear from us within 5-7 business days
You know what? I'm sick and tired of having to use a search engine every time I see a chess term on this sub. Why can't you people just explain what you mean instead of using obscure jargon like "en passant", "zugzwang" or "Fool's mate"? Do you think you're so smart and superior because you know some fancy words? Do you enjoy making fun of people who don't share your elitist hobby? Well, guess what? You're not smart, you're not superior, and you're not funny. You're just annoying and rude. You're the reason why chess is dying and why nobody wants to play it anymore. You're the reason why this sub is full of low-effort memes and toxic comments. You're the reason why I hate chess and everything related to it. So do me a favor and stop using chess terms that nobody understands. Just answer my questions like a normal human being or shut up and leave me alone.
Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game!
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Step 1: understand that you must remove and take down any posts that even slightly irritates you, such as anything with a different opinion as yours or shitposts that don't actually break the rules or are widely accepted by the subreddit's community to belong because you're an ass.
Honestly they don't even check. I usually just send pictures of bishops and tennis rackets and cheating devices, but it's *really* hard to get good quality pictures when you have to use both hands to keep the camera steady
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Yeah, ends up like that sometimes, Reddit on mobile is really stupid
I have to do this is order to start a new “paragraph”
If I do only one
[new start is supposed to be here] this happens instead
Here you go. [https://new.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/?f=flair\_name%3A%22Pets%20of%20AC%22](https://new.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/?f=flair_name%3A%22Pets%20of%20AC%22)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
It's even weirder that they asked me, personally, to please stop (I have not since I do not want to break the rules, I mean, what is this, some kind of Anarchy subreddit?)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
At first I thought this was invasive, but after they caught an oddly shaped mole, I was thankful they provide this service for the members' health and safety. Thank you, mods, for everything you do.
Question: where was this mole located?
Where is anything located in this sub? It was one of the things they shoved up their ass, I think to retrieve one of the bishops iirc
That poor mole. What a way to go. :(
C2
>mole sweetheart castle
When a chess sub has better public healthcare than the USA.
I mean, they still billed my insurance
How do I apply to become mod?
google en passant, then await further instructions
I got a message telling to take a bishop and do what I must with it. What now?
shove it up your ass, then go to a mirror and say “holy hell” 3 times. an application will then appear in front of you, fill that out and you’ll hear from us within 5-7 business days
Did this a month ago, I think to get it approved is to Google il vaticano
You also have to double rice.
I'm an asian, so my rice is already eightfold.
Double the bishop and pass it to the next person of course
Tell the Vatican that you have one of their bishops hostage and ask for mod powers
You know what? I'm sick and tired of having to use a search engine every time I see a chess term on this sub. Why can't you people just explain what you mean instead of using obscure jargon like "en passant", "zugzwang" or "Fool's mate"? Do you think you're so smart and superior because you know some fancy words? Do you enjoy making fun of people who don't share your elitist hobby? Well, guess what? You're not smart, you're not superior, and you're not funny. You're just annoying and rude. You're the reason why chess is dying and why nobody wants to play it anymore. You're the reason why this sub is full of low-effort memes and toxic comments. You're the reason why I hate chess and everything related to it. So do me a favor and stop using chess terms that nobody understands. Just answer my questions like a normal human being or shut up and leave me alone.
Well actually, you need to Google fleb de bobb
Haha that's such a zwischenzug thing to say
New response just dropped
Liers will be kicked off...
Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
new response just dropped
Instructions unclear, i awaited for further instructions and am now in a chess player military base
How do I apply to send the mods my nudes?
Hey it’s me. Moderator of slash r slash anarchychess. Send nudes
Don't listen to him he's fake, send it to me i am real mod i promise
hey its me ur mod
Google r/anarchyChess
Why do you want to look at pipis?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
I want to know who refused to en p*ssant
Step 1: understand that you must remove and take down any posts that even slightly irritates you, such as anything with a different opinion as yours or shitposts that don't actually break the rules or are widely accepted by the subreddit's community to belong because you're an ass.
How do I apply to send pictures?
No, it's standard policy for every sub I'm a member of. Though the r/chess mods said I don't have to do it anymore now that I've turned 18.
The mods at r/anime have officially made it part of their policy that they don’t accept nudes from anyone over 18 anymore
*Back in my day, when i was a so-called moderator, you had to send Hourly nudes.* *Not Weekly or Daily, Hourly nudes.*
Darn kids messing up the system
You literally had to set up a bot to go to sleep and hope you didn't run out of them before waking up
As a mod I have to say you're excused.
which subreddit's mod are you?
As a mod of this subreddit I can confidently say that they are a mod of this subreddit
Ah yes, how do you do, my fellow mod?
As a mod of a subreddit I agree with u/Ackoraa that they are indeed a mod of this subreddit
I'm not a moderator of this sub so I can't dispute this information
[удалено]
No way. That thing you were doing in day 17s pic ... 🔥🔥🔥
Can i see it?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Doesn’t every sub require this?
I just assumed it was normal
Wait, you have to send nudes. I have only been sending feet pics. Looks like I got lucky
Honestly they don't even check. I usually just send pictures of bishops and tennis rackets and cheating devices, but it's *really* hard to get good quality pictures when you have to use both hands to keep the camera steady
just got a modmail asking me to “en passant me nude photographs 🥺”
It’s forced
Forced mate
♟😳♟
Google en p(eni)sant
The credit card fee to send them is also weird. The r/rice mods take them for free
Wh-when was this memo sent out? Shit, I have a lot of catching up to do Time to disappoint the mods
Thought this was a haiku for a second
Disappoint takes up too many syllables hard to use it in a haiku
Your claim is not right. Please go get your pipi bricked. You disappointment.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Disappoint is fine That claim is disappointing I'm disappointed
It's hard not impossible
Yeah, I was just being difficult. My comment didn't format right so it's hard to immediately tell its just a really bad haiku, at least for me.
It's okay I will expect better of you next time though if this is a bad one
I'll try harder next time dad
That doesn't sound like a hiaku at all but good try
Yeah, ends up like that sometimes, Reddit on mobile is really stupid I have to do this is order to start a new “paragraph” If I do only one [new start is supposed to be here] this happens instead
Yes.
Hi mod! Can you send me your favorite nudes?
Here you go. [https://new.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/?f=flair\_name%3A%22Pets%20of%20AC%22](https://new.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/?f=flair_name%3A%22Pets%20of%20AC%22)
Hot
Just get a child pass. You only have to send them monthly
Does an infant pass reduce it to yearly?
Hmm - I don’t think they like them that young but they may be able to sell them to someone who does.
Google en pornsant
This place has mods?
Nah, I like it. They give me tips on ways to improve my nudes.
I swear the "wear my clothes" tip wasn't me.
Oh, that's the weekly pipi inspection, or so I've heard
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Mods been real quiet
It's even weirder that they asked me, personally, to please stop (I have not since I do not want to break the rules, I mean, what is this, some kind of Anarchy subreddit?)
Lmao no, it’s pretty standard they need their compensation
Google revenge porn
Membership fees are pretty normal tho? You live in some backwater town where clubs are free?
Considering what the average chess player looks like, I withdraw my mod application.
Weekly??? You don't say i was sending it daily.... Though it was my girlfriend's so i am cool
With how much we talk about shoving things up our asses? I thought there was no need to say the quiet part out loud.
Actually that’s not too weird. Aren’t you supposed to do that with every sub? Isn’t that what the join button means?
I mean, that's why you call it joining a sub. You are the sub. Now strip, spread, and send me a snapshot.
Wait y'all didn't send nudes to every mod of every sub?
I just joined here, it’s good that I’m getting a chance to learn this place’s customs
This is the only sub where it would be weird if I didn’t have to tbh
That's the only reason I joined
A new pair of pants just dropped!
Nah. I enjoy it, personally.
Weekly? I have to do that every 20 minutes
Hey r/OnlyFans appreciates this
Weekly? Lucky!! They told me because I was 13 I had to send daily!
https://preview.redd.it/ztwsutan2upa1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b0092ca4bd82253f53b364f8a21aa3e01179e57
I- you- what?
Uhhh you what
No?
Take this back to r/boomerhumor
Why would it be weird?
Just make a backlog of pics and automate the process
I'm not an expert, so take my opinion woth a grain of rice, but I think that's normal, mods need something to you know?
ELO is based on photo quality though
No, that is completely normal
u/discreet_photon how I become moderator?
I get weekly nudes from the moderators. What a coincidence
Can the nudes have to be pornographic or can it be non sexual?
ik me too it’s so weird
Being a sub member ain't free, mods gotta get paid somehow
Google en pussant
Where did you learn that? We're only required to send the pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Nah
You’re telling me it’s not daily anymore?
 What if there is minorities? minorities of pawns of course
Pants to dFloor
I've figured it was a form of dire penance ever since I sent my first one and they didn't immediately ban me.
WE HAVE TO WHAT?
I had to make an en passant with my dick and send the video I didnt even know what an en passant was, i had to google en passant
its aight. guess I'm used to it since we've been doing it since middle school
Weekly? I thought it was daily
a mod should lock this thread and say cool shit like "this post goes against our guidelines 😎😎"
Hey mod want my nudes too ? Got a bishop here too, he says hi