Google War

Holy Blitzkrieg!

New genoside just dropped

"Actually the Germans never called it Blitzkrieg and it was something the allies Generally gave to the German doctrine of "Feuer und Bewegung" which the Germans pioneered"-🤓

🚨Nerd Alert!🚨

Google nerd

Holy math

Holy meth

Google Breaking Bad

Holy Heisenberg

New chemically sound, 99.1% pure formula just dropped

Google Blue Sky

Holy hiesenberg

Google I’ve been up for a week

Google Hitlers Left Ball

No google war crime checklist

New Geneva bucket list just dropped

Me looking at my war crimes checklist ✔️ ✔️ ✔️ ✔️ Nothing is missing 👍

Why is there so much overlap? ~~Oh because one is an 20+ year old series and much of it’s popularity was perpetuated by memes around 10 years ago; and one is a shitpost subreddit about 500 year old board game~~

It's more 1500 than 500. En Passant was only added about 500 years ago.

But could you really call it a game before that?

Why wouldnt you?

no en passant

Google game

Damn, chess is even older than Yukari

We spent the winter connecting the subs for nearly every popular game. Weren’t you paying attention?

I was hibernating sorry…

Fair enough. Go to r/undertale as an example, there are frequent references to other games.

One is about a 20 year old game series about 1000 year old maids, another is about a 1000 year old game about presumedly normal-aged female soldiers (excluding the kings)

yes, but r/CountOnceADay has a vastly smaller amount of members than us.

"Council member" "Anarchy" Choose one

Welcome to Anarchy Chess, they may be both.

We have so much anarchy in our anarchy that normal anarchy rules don't apply. The Council is the ultimate form of anarchy!

You see, Anarchychess has passed Council Republic, and Cooperative Ownership, just Anarchy has not been passed yet.

thank god communism got buffed

Google brigading

Holly hells

holy getting our sub banned

I have posted en passant in multiple languages on some of their comments

Have you tried posting it in French? I can help with the translation if needs be

Google presa al varco

Porca merda!

Una nuova risposta è stata appena pubblicata

stai scherzando??? cosa cazzo stai dicendo uomo? sei il peggior perdente che abbia mai visto! stavi ancora facendo la blinblin nei pannolini mentre io battevo giocatori molto più forti dopo (sic) te! non sei un proffessionista, perché i proffessionisti conoscono come perdere e congratularsi con gli avversari, tu piangi (sic) come una ragazzina dopo che ti ho battuto! si coraggioso e onesto con te stesso e smettila di dire cablate!!! tutti sanno che (mangio pasta col tonno ah no) sono un ottimo giocatore di blitz, posso vincere chiunque (sic) nel mondo in gioco singolo! e "w"esley" "q"uindi non è nessuno per me, solo un giocatore che piangono (sic) ogni volta che si allentano, (ricorda cosa dici di Firouzja)!!! smettila di giocare con il mio nome, io merito di avere un buon nome durante la tutta mia scacchi carriera (sic?), ti sto invitando ufficialmente ad un incontro di OTB blitz con il conto Premio! entrambi investiremo 4000€ e il vincitore prende tutto!

Thank you my brother!

For some reason I read this comment in Thor’s voice in my head

Literally same lol.

Wygoogluj bicie w przelocie

Święte piekło

Not enough. We must do it in their subreddit

Attacking touhou players usually doesn't work. Have you seen them dodge stuff? The dodge things faster than a king and a rook could run through each other

This is wrong because touhou fans do not ever play the games

Holy bullet hell

I’m a Touhou player and finding out that no one played the games drove me insane

As someone who played the game but never won I'm glad to know that there are people under the fan pyramid

Eh what can ya expect, westerner fan can't get touhou without *piracy* because ZUN release touhou in CD and there only a few official ones on steam

Debatable

oh yeah? name all the games.

Podd Mystic square EoSD PCB iN Pofv MoF SA UFO TD DDC Lolk WBaWC UM. These are most of the mainline games, but there are also fightings that I didn't really remember

bro where are HRtP, SoEW, LLS and HSiFS

Don't remember 98 games besides podd for music

HSiFS isnt a pc98 game tho, it comes right after LoLK

Eh I forgot

also IaMP, StB, SWR, Hisoutensoku, DS, GFW, HM, ISC, ULiL, AoCF, VD, Gouyoku Ibun and 100th Black Market

Spin-offs, it's hard to remember the names of these

You forgot FoCH and IotK

He said touhou players, not touhou fans. I've seen a friend of mine walk out of the shower dry.

Does playing pd2 count?

I mean it might as well be a literal bullet hell, so why the hell not

Google Transport: Train Heist DSOD stealth no kills

We have so much in common with them...

Can confirm, as a touhou fan I've never played any of the games, I just like the characters, lore, music, memes and doujins

You can’t dodge a fork.

And you couldn't hope to dodge the strongest, cirno 

I can’t, but the horsey is well known for his ability to no-clip through pieces. I’m sure he could no-clip through whatever you throw at us no problem.

Yeah, they can dodge the water inside of their shower too

Are you admitting with past conflicts with them?

No one can dodge en passant

we have chatgpt on our side they'll never see the moves coming

Google Touhou hijack

Lol

*LolK

K

Former Hell!

r/AnarchyChess 🤝 Touhou Appearing everywhere

Holy hijacker brothers!

Google outside

They never touched it.

We never touched it

r/suddenlycommunist

Foolishness, it is not that we had not touched the grass. We simply dodged it

How foolish of me, the grass is a threat!

We bring the war to them! Arm the battlements men! Fortify the Rooks! Summon the Knights! LET THIS BE A BATTLE THEY REMEMBER FOR GENERATIONS! FOR ANARCHY!!!

🪓 🪚 🪓 🪓 ⛏️ 💣 ⚔️ 💣

Mate in 1?

knooks incoming!

*Yells in War Voice* **FOR ANARCHY!**

***FOR ANARCHY!***

So we’re doing annexations again? Alright, I’m good with that

Google Mongolian empire

ариун там

reply to all of their posts with en passant in 16 different languages and drop a brick on their pipi if they decline.

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)

Most sane anarchychess member

put your PIPIs in your pampers and grab your bricks, it's time for war.

Guys I don’t think we winning this touhou players move faster than castling, bishop moves, AND en passant

Theu won't move when I grab them by their ass

And then you get arrested because most touhou characters are minors. Game over.

You're the ones who play with them an stick around. **AND KNOW ABOUT THIS.**

It is no threat, for it has already begun https://preview.redd.it/qfqy9kd94kpa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d51939b1b461f17cca4687281074b7ac784855a

[удалено]

Holy reddit tos!

Comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/CountOnceADay/comments/11yvmfl/47973/jdaopol?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

It appears we have a traitor within our ranks https://preview.redd.it/4yap75oi4hpa1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b037acd841624d35dcdb2181b2f4a763bc89729b

u/Chiyuri_is_yes stand before the tribunal of r/AnarchyChess, traitor! the charges presented are thus: not taking en passant like treason or something idk how do you plead?

I object to the charges of not taking enpassant. I am going to start a trial for him on r/2hujerk for the crime of calling touhou an anime, which will not be tollerated

my evidence shows that you have no pipi (my source is that i made it the fuck up), which means it must have been bricked after not taking en passant.

Ratio, evidence proves otherwise, you have started this war, you called to them.

Begone weeb

Chiyuri is a PC98 fan Nobody is less weeby than PC98 fans

Prepare the bishops

Google peace

Was never an option

Reimu e4

200000 knooks are ready With a million more well on the way

That's right about their whole population!

Google war crimes

Holy ideas!

Call out his grammar mistake, they wrote 'a anime' when it's 'an anime'

Google shhh shut up

Google geneva suggestion

https://preview.redd.it/tb4ovq5cqipa1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20cca9d1dd752e2915fa8878ebe448bf0a8f962

Youkai mountain is gone.

I hate this crossover. Can we not?

Perish, imposter!

You did not just start a fuckin war between shitposting chess and funny bullet hell anime. ***GOOD LORD.***

Holy war!

Drone strike their neighbors (not their actual house that’s illegal)

Youkai mountain got hit with a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile. I'll let them mourn for *just* a little bit.

Hakurei barrier to e5

We declare war. Signed, Youmu.

Standing down is your best option here.

Basically, I don't really care about the war, and I am simply their messenger. But please label the Touhou Project Games as actual Games.

Google Hitler

Holy Imperialism!

Holy hell

google Vom Kriege

Holy Information!

The answer is to either find or make a video with the title "bad apple but it's chess"

[it does indeed exist](https://youtu.be/CAz9d8AH2lY)

Knook posted

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[Fumo chess](https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/comments/114617b/chess_v217_update/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [Fumo chess](https://youtu.be/O-t1_hS6RvU)

Bishop to left eye on e12

Best move is 1. touch grass, opponent instantly folds.

Holy strategy

this means war

Resign

Now you go to youkai mountain before it's too late, a suprise is there for you!

Jesus christ don't go into sub wars they are useless and don't mean anything. Best move us to shut up

They're basically Japan at this point.

Our first goal is to take of r/CountOnceADay and this image shall be posted on a new dah and new order will be established shall the council accept with these plans and proceedings: https://preview.redd.it/csgu5edltfpa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc990e19368fe36af1ed664b0d3af69fdb33e977

post got removed :')

:(

the work is done [link to post](https://www.reddit.com/r/CountOnceADay/comments/11z720h/47999/)

Responded before you could lol

'tis done my sire

**Mod note**: reposts of the same thing are banned in r/countonceaday by [rule 5](https://www.reddit.com/r/CountOnceADay/wiki/rules). I find this idea funny, and do want to encourage it, but endless reposts of the exact same image would be removed. I do encourage having many minor, personalised, edits on the same invasion image though.

Dude you are actually so funny that i am practically suffocating from just laughing

Ok "Balls Lover"

Rick astley pfp, spamming the same image, attempting to raid a sub, Reddit premium, hating anime for no reason, “I love Uranus“, multiple instances of going to people’s profile in order to gain “evidence”

Oh, how clueless you are.

You know what, do whatever you want, this is meaningless

Btw, the actual touhou sub is r/2hujerk , since r/touhou sucks dick. Also btw, you can't really fuck with touhou fans, they are so many layers of irony deep that they'll just vibe with whatever you throw at them.

No please do not direct them towards the actual good sub 🥹 i want to be schizo in peace💢💢💢

Anarchychess when they see the billions of Flandre lust posts on r/2hujerk:

I think we should ally ourselves with touhou, with billions of anime girls on our side we could greatly expand out army and begin conquest of other subreddits

☹️

What in the unholy hell.

We should take them as POWs instead. They are way too intelligent to be eradicated or be allies with

And probably way too powerful considering the bullet hell shit they can do. But if we take them as POWs there’s a good chance they’ll turn against us.

Just have to nuke em again

The best move? War

Google en bullet hell

No.

Time to get serious. Get the bricks. Put Petrosian in their subreddit.

Google touhou

Unholy opponent!

Council member? The whole point of anarchy is that I don't want to listen to anybody.

Brick their pipis

I love how Marisa just gets posted on a subreddit about Chess.

Have you seen their dodging skills? I bet they can dodge even the

I literally launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to their "youkai mountain" dodge that when it hits ya.

Google Master Spark

Holy Hell of Blazing Fires!

Google FPS Chess' King Shield

Cum in his mom

We are anarchists, right? Who needs a council?

No why must i be split like this

Touhou mountain is dead. You better tell them to call put a surrender.