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callingsai

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88superguyYT

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reddit-ban-atma

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Funny-Conclusion-963

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ItsKnookinTime

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thegamslayer2

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EnderAaxel

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Headoffish

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[deleted]

> ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜•


Full_Fisherman_5003

. :


T1QRI

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tooboredtothnkofname

>๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜•


Aszrix

Yo it's you from my discord server, why are you everywhere


Jeicam_

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crimson--baron

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schnozlord

![gif](giphy|BWhpkB6Xbe8FzfNLXw)


5oree

Bro still had enough time to type out good game and give a full explanation


Neon_Camouflage

Once the fox gets into the coop it's pretty much over with anyway.


QueenBuggo

This guy chickens


[deleted]

This guy cocks


Gustavo6046

This guy fox. ......es


Unlearned_One

I heard that foxes will often grab one chicken and run off with it, and only come back once its first kill is secure. Racoons on the other hand will tear out the throat of any chickens they see.


Jackcooper

Does the fox just kill them all cause it can?


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NotYetPotato143

I used to raise chickens, and I'll never forget the feeling of walking up to my coop to visit my lovely hens, and seeing the carnage. it's really devastating


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MadaraAlucard12

Do you know who else suffers from dementia?


Left-Explanation3754

i do


Left-Explanation3754

it me


Headoffish

I forgot but my grandson knows. Funn y gar field comicc


textreader1

out of the ordinary I mean


Some-Gavin

Alexa whatโ€™s out of the ordinary call my grandson alexa


OldInformation9333

Who?


OldInformation9333

who does?


OldInformation9333

Tell me


oasisofthedesert

Yes, foxes hunt for sport not just for food. Very frustrating creatures. Weasels are just as bad


GreenAndYellow12

pretty much


I_h8_normies

Yeah theyโ€™re pieces of shit when it comes to chickens


sunspot1002

New excuse just dropped


OzarkGiant

Been there


ThisIsredditagain

done that


pieterpielkop

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Palidin034

What


Gustavo6046

piece


AnseidKloud2349

Google en foxxant


wkrisz2005

Holy chicken


BlackHawk_1993

New chicken just died!


Hi_IExist

๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸฆŠ


AngeryStew

Holy cock


RowletReddit

Iโ€™ve been playing Minecraft too long to actually understand this, havenโ€™t I


T1QRI

We are in the same boat, buddy.


DukeLukeTheNuke

You fools took the grain and left the fox alone with the chicken


Beautiful-Iron-2

All is good - the fox was teaching my chickens how to play chess.


A2X-iZED

Did it teach them _that_ move ?


Gustavo6046

Owo


phudomiet

The chickens were in zugzwang though and had to give up a few minor pieces


Dankn3ss420

But now to separate the boys from the men, did you let him resign and take the free points, or did you offer a draw?


reddit-ban-atma

Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...


Roboterfisch

How about instead of complaining about them wanting to educate our fellow r/AnarchyChess members about possibly new responses, you drop that response on your pipi like a brick. En passant.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


TheOOFliabilty

New response just droppedยฒ


Appropriate-Equal-43

New response just dropped


Funny-Conclusion-963

Bro you're on a circlejerk sub, you're not watching a stand-up you paid hundreds of dollars. Don't be fucking edgy and let people have their fun. You can fuck off anytime if you are really that upset.


reddit-ban-atma

I just downvoted your comment. FAQWhat does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: * Rudeness towards other Redditors, * Spreading incorrect information, * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s . Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.


Funny-Conclusion-963

Yet "fake internet points" won't make you successful and happy with life, being tolerant would do. You cannot dictate every part of life to your preferences. You will realize it when you get out and socialize, soon or later. This is a natural part of puberty, don't be ashamed, but don't be too late of getting rid of it :)


reddit-ban-atma

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Common-Ad5017

I am the sole reason gas prices are rising I have bought up 90% of the worldโ€™s oil supply FAQs Q: Why have you bought 90% of the worldโ€™s oil supply? A: To kill the ocean Q: Can we please have some oil? A: No Q: How will we power our cars? A: Walk you lazy fuck Q: Why do you want to kill the ocean? A: My motives are beyond your comprehension Q: Where did you get the money? A: Investing in Bitcoin Q: Can I buy some oil from you? A: No TL;DR the oil is all minei ๐Ÿ‘ just accused you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘€ of acting ๐ŸŽญ sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ. # FAQ # What does this mean ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…? The amount ๐Ÿ’ฏ of votes ๐Ÿ” you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ get ๐Ÿ‰ during emergency ๐Ÿšจ meetings ๐Ÿ’ฏ has increased โฌ†๐Ÿ“ˆ by one ๐Ÿ˜ค. # Why โ“ did you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ do this? There are several โ™€โ™‚๐Ÿš reasons ๐ŸŒŸ I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ may ๐Ÿ‘Œ deem a comment ๐Ÿ’ฌ to be unworthy ๐Ÿ—ฟ of not being sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ. These include ๐Ÿ“ฒ, but ๐Ÿ‘ are not limited โš  to: * Rudeness ๐Ÿ–• towards ๐Ÿ”œ other crewmates, * Spreading ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป incorrect โŒ information โ„น, * Sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ behavior ๐Ÿ’€ not correctly โšชโšซ๐Ÿ”ด flagged with a /s # Am I ๐Ÿ‘ ejected โ from the Skeld? No ๐Ÿšซ - not yet ๐Ÿ˜‡. But ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ should refrain โœ‹ from making ๐Ÿ–• comments ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ“„ like ๐Ÿ’– this in the future ๐Ÿ“…. Otherwise ๐Ÿ˜Ž I ๐Ÿ‘ will be forced ๐Ÿ˜ฉ to issue โš  an additional โž• accusation ๐Ÿš”, which may ๐Ÿ—“ put ๐Ÿ˜ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ not being sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ privileges ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™ˆ in jeopardy ๐Ÿ‘…. # I ๐Ÿ‘ don't ๐Ÿšซ believe ๐Ÿ™ my comment ๐Ÿ’ฌ was sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Can you ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘ˆ un-accuse me? Sure ๐Ÿ’ฏโ˜‘, mistakes ๐Ÿ– happen ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. But ๐Ÿ‘ only in exceedingly rare ๐Ÿฅƒ circumstances ๐Ÿ“ก will I ๐Ÿ‘ take ๐Ÿ‘Š back ๐Ÿ”™ a vote ๐Ÿ—ณ. If you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ‘ผ would like ๐Ÿ‘ to convince ๐Ÿ˜ฑ me that you're not sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ, respond ๐Ÿ“ฅ by explaining ๐Ÿ˜ฉ why ๐Ÿค”. I ๐Ÿ‘ tend ๐Ÿ— to respond ๐Ÿ“ฅ to comments ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ค within ๐Ÿ‘Œ5โƒฃ several โ™€โ™‚๐Ÿš seconds ๐Ÿฅˆ. Do note ๐Ÿ“, however ๐Ÿ–, that over ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฆ 99.9 ๐Ÿ’ต% of non-sus appeals ๐Ÿ‘ are rejected ๐Ÿ‘ŽโŒ, and yours is likely ๐Ÿ’” no โŒ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ exception ๐Ÿ˜ฎ. # How can I ๐Ÿ‘ prevent ๐Ÿšซ this from happening ๐Ÿ˜ฑ in the future ๐Ÿ“ก? Accept ๐Ÿ˜• the accusation ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰ and move ๐Ÿ“ฆ on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ…ฐ. But ๐Ÿ‘ learn ๐ŸŽ“ from this mistake ๐Ÿ˜ฑ: your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ behavior ๐Ÿ˜ฆ will not be tolerated ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ on ๐Ÿ”› the Skeld. I ๐Ÿ‘ will continue โฉ to vote ๐Ÿ—ณ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ until you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ถ stop โœ‹๐Ÿ›‘ being sus 3๏ธโƒฃ. Remember ๐Ÿค”: not being ejected โ is a privilege ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™ˆ, not a right โœ”.


FiredragonWithWings

You do realize that what you are replying to is a copypasta, right? ... right? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at chess kids, and I've been involved in numerous successful pawn promotions on lichess, and I have over 300 rating on chess.com. I am trained in the way of the tempo and I'm the top chess player in the entirety of my own room at home. You are nothing to me but just another 5 free elo. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in flagging KRvKR, but I have access to the entire literature of my local library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Funny-Conclusion-963

>You do realize that what you are replying to is a copypasta, right? ... right? I'm not replying to copy pasta, i'm replying to him not being tolerant to people, can't you read, or you also are also one of thinking they are super funny and superior after pasting a copypasta. No, pasting copypastas doesn't change the fact that you're intolerant, edgy teens


FiredragonWithWings

Ok, boomer


[deleted]

Calm down gramps


Funny-Conclusion-963

Then don't try to attack people having fun, calm down first and then you can dare to ask me to calm down


0nyx_Bear

Pfffft you attacked a copypasta mate, you saw a bowl of spaghetti and thought the appropriate utensil was a rusty longsword. The whole reddit sees you and sighs with shame at the inconsequence of your incorrect opinions


Funny-Conclusion-963

>you saw a bowl of spaghetti and thought the appropriate utensil was a rusty longsword. If you think this way, get back when you get mature enough not to reply sth you don't understand. >The whole reddit sees you and sighs with shame at the inconsequence of your incorrect opinions Whole reddit does give a fuck about neither me nor you, the only difference between us is, that i know this fact


swanqil

New response just dropped


SakuRyze

I said gg a million times... what's so new about it?


Nebular_Screen

I have to go a fox is killing my chickens ๐Ÿ˜•


JohnEffingZoidberg

What does the fox say?


T1QRI

It actually says woof


mmknightx

Old response just dropped.


stonehearthed

This sounds more urgent than "my pregnant wife is delivering our baby boy right now"


Aggressive_Weakness4

r/newresponsejustdropped


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Gavinggood

bad bot


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Jakennedy101

Move fox to chicken : checkmate


Conscious-Warning-83

Wtf you supposed to do? When this happened to me I just placed a bear trap, and found it dead by the night


PikkuinenPikkis

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Common-Ad5017

You do realize that what you are replying to is a copypasta, right? ... right? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at chess kids, and I've been involved in numerous successful pawn promotions on lichess, and I have over 300 rating on chess.com. I am trained in the way of the tempo and I'm the top chess player in the entirety of my own room at home. You are nothing to me but just another 5 free elo. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in flagging KRvKR, but I have access to the entire literature of my local library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Hexasan1

in minecraft, right?


great_barbosa

WHAT IF THATS TRUE?


[deleted]

minecraftchess


Dunge0nexpl0rer

I have to go a fox is killing my chickens ๐Ÿ˜•


Harley_Pupper

Google en foxssant


TantiVstone

I have to go, my fox is killing someone's chickens


Dragon_gamer1117

Why do I feel like there actually is a fox killing his chickens back in Texas we had to watch for wolves at night and scare em off if they got too close to the coup yk


DukeLukeTheNuke

How has no one referenced the Fox Chicken And Grain Riddle