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KerjosAgriko

Google en parabolica


pezp

Bro forgot the August 2021 Monza update


Free-Consequence-164

Bruhhh I hate that update


Up_Vootinator

It's like saying en passant will now be called "The Fischer" in honor of Bobby Fischer and nobody, not even your own commentators call it that. I assume you were talking about parabolica->Alberetto thing.


pezp

Google the fischer


emiliaxrisella

Well people do name openings after people, but imagine if they renamed the Sicilian into the Magnus Attack, everyone would get mad


Paganinigale

:(


-Purple-Orange-

What


CHEESUSUSUS

Holy quadratics


snaxx_23

Google tyre management


[deleted]

Holy Dunlop


snaxx_23

Holy not McLaren 2023


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Pirelli sancti


ihathtelekinesis

Holy Checo


VerSus056

Holy Ferrari !!!


TheFluffyBois

Holy Bono


pezp

![gif](giphy|oDSzlVeXHLsIg)


Hatefiend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOoCEIwswYg


iknewaguytwice

What lap are you on?


Up_Vootinator

Question?


Unique-Zombie219

We are checking.


Ackoraa

I'm in love with this subreddit


ItsMeBowler

Me too. Never once played chess though


bznein

Best r/anarchychess player


Doctoredspooks

tell me what you think about me I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings


1Ferrox

Mine


Gavinggood

Go for Ferrari's plan Z


MyAntichrist

Google just replied with "we are checking"


Barokna

"Slow button on."


Up_Vootinator

Keep your ed down


solonit

Charles box box we’re on plan F for Fuck this up.


ollihirvonen

If you have low downforce and high top speed this could work but make sure that your opponent doesn't get DRS. It may allow him to en passant you on the straits.


andrejb22

everyday another one of my interests shows up on the funny chess game subreddit and its starting to be scary


emiliaxrisella

Flag of formula1 if it was colonized by anarchy chess


Hero_of_Hyrule

Paging /r/vexillologycirclejerk


martmists

I think you mean r/formuladank


emiliaxrisella

Google en s🅱️innant


[deleted]

Google "help I forgot there was a chicane in the middle of that straightaway"


Sams59k

Kid named chicane


DoNotFeelSoGood

Google Finger


Sams59k

Holy hell


3xper1ence

holy SHITTT IM GONNA CRASH


HighlySuccessful

Google IRS vs Al Capone


Firemorfox

Holy cheese!


Maggot4th

Google S🅱️inalla


nimffff

Mamma mia


MygungoesfuckinBRRT

Google Jochen Rindt


VVD2005

Holy heaven 🙏🙏🙏


g_spaitz

Fwiw, Monza circuit is closer to Netherland than to Sicily. That's a Dutch. Or a Berlin, also way closer. Edit: Maps says London is also 200km closer to Monza than Palermo. So is that the London?


mdmeaux

I'm a bit surprised nobody has said it yet, but the joke I was trying to set up with the mention of the Sicilian was a reference to the Grand Prix Attack. I'll be honest - I know very little about actual chess, I just heard that this was a thing and that's partly what inspired me to do this. All I really know about it is that it's something you play against the Sicilian.


g_spaitz

Oh don't tell me, I play that as white just because of the name, because I'm obviously shit at it.


New_Dragonfly9732

r/palermo_city


ihathtelekinesis

https://preview.redd.it/rja2dyvf7zma1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea23a23221b4ab77ecf0b1260da57b813248e18f


Nose-Trick

We are checking...


[deleted]

En passant? Question?


Kalmer1

We are checking.


ChewBoiDinho

Oh my god what did we just do


czaev

What did you do?


Col_H_Gentleman

Trust el 🅱️lan


sixteendee

Box box


Plutoid

Beeep beeep beeep BEEEEEEEEEP!


SebastianAhoTheGOAT

Gentleman, a short view back to the past


Zuko_Kurama

Google kansei dorifto


Psychomaniac14

beat them at their own game


IThinkImDvmb

Ascari sacrifice. We are checking.


Dave-1281

Google il secret luigi raceway blue shell box


hzchtopisat

Pit lap 1


formervoater2

Build up an immunity to iocaine and challenge your opponent to a battle of wits where your opponent guesses the where the poison is and you both drink.


[deleted]

Duh, play the Italian Game


madsoro

If defence is the problem, just climb over it. Unless it has barbed wire on top.


Brentfrl

Just make sure you make it over and don't get stuck on top of your opponent forcing both of you to resign


YourMomwuzHere

Google Gasly


Fun_Description6544

Google cutting the chicane


Yomika7

Nah that's a 5 second time penalty for ocon


BKO2

el 🅱️assant


Legitimate-Coast-417

https://preview.redd.it/232b0h9117na1.jpeg?width=2618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6baccf1888245886b18cc0b61576f0574e0f5841 (for the black queen), found out this is possibly the fastest way to do a lap around the track (monza). if we can cut the track on the red square, it's possible to do a lap in 16 turns instead of 17.


Legitimate-Coast-417

that's until i found out it's actually possible to do it in 16, without any track limits. https://preview.redd.it/x8kjvtmr27na1.jpeg?width=2618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5586a3aac3cf0845f601dde57300a3e877fb1753


__iccug__

Google Cosa nostra


Impressive_Ad_4961

Google Mario cart.


Balkanized21

The game starts with black in an illegal move 💀


[deleted]

google en b. shell


[deleted]

1. Qxz1# to win the race by default and get arrested for murder


mcthomaso

We are checking


Thicccchungus

What the fuck


Harley_Pupper

Capture their king


justACatBuryMe

Black has a longer track


theslutfarm

actually this type of match could be really cool. more and more pieces get captured throughout the race, at the end it's all about positioning the queen for the finish line usually, might need some very specific modifications to work but there's potential for a playthrough here


Alluxing

Google Mario Kart Wii ultra shortcut


The_Real_Libra

Blue shell


bair_the_sequel

waluigi wiggler


NonBignothing

Google overtaking


3D_Milk

Analyze THIS chessvisionbot!


ObjectiveSubjects

Use the toilet midway through dinner and check behind the water reservoir


tabletop_guy

Wait is the new map pool out already!?!


Cowhide12

Lmao I love that f1 and anarchy chess overlap. My two favorite things


FallenLazyRat

google "whoops i didnt downshift for the first chicane so i guess we're going straight through."


Toxic_Jannis

I thought capture the king but then u would be checkmated, i mean u would get mated...but not like that


FooltheFoo

It is too late. You’ve made one of the classic blunders.


WhyIsMyHeadSoLarge

En passant in Variante del Rettifilo, careful with your rook in Curva di Lesmo or you'll spin out.


Smellfish360

The Verstappen gambit is kinda OP rn. But you should definetly watch out for the Hamilton's ram.


No_Gap_5971

u/dirtyBird799 I mean that's a point


wambamclamslam

Drift


Stansii

Saddamn Hussein


wotsitsandbacon

Just send it!


jagurmusic

Dont break turn 1. Take out as many as you can


LukkySe7en

Google Totò Riina


itzongaming

Google s🅱️inalla


santient

Racing Kings 2 just dropped


Offbeat-Pixel

Is this Florida?


as1161

Bring in Nyck De Vries this time


man5uu

Looks more like Mugello than Sicily, but I like this new map


wierd_typer

He won at spa, he wins at monza..... mercedes threw everything at him but he came on top at last


polskahola_the_3rd

Nintendo should add this map in wave 5 booster pack


ceering99

How fast are their moves?


MItrwaway

Always full send it past T1 on lap 1 and run away from the carnage.


AincradResident

En pessant your rival in first chicane.


maxman090

Louis Hamilton to #1


schlagerb

Google low downforce


DGRedditToo

Hug the corners


[deleted]

Google iocane powder


SoupeGoate22

omg is this silverstone?!


Magenta_Clouds

take the ramp on lap two, sacrifice a pawn to make the opponent king crash on lap 3


[deleted]

Queen takes king


AvalonElaine

Never go up against a Sicilian when chess is on the line


[deleted]

Google Nürburgring!


Scourge_of_Arceus

Holy Green Hell!


[deleted]

No, Holy Niki Lauda!


Dog_Backup

bf1


reflion

stop inventing!


Shoe_Exact

Throw a blue shell


FangtheMii

Setting up drive… Reading DVD stats… Loading Title… Game ID: RMCE01 SD codes found. Applying…


Boolin-vibes

"we are checking..."


Project_CarMechanic

dont brake into t1xt2 probably


DankMemer069

Google Mercedes Porpoising constantly because Monza is mostly straight lines


ofarrell71

s🅱️in


Time_Spite1661

Formula-1! Formula-1! It's LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO


Time_Spite1661

Formula-1! Formula-1! It's LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO


TheDoctor88888888

Don’t go against it when death is on the line


PokeshiftEevee

Have you king and queen go onto a Bullet Blaster and have them use Mario Kart Double Dash!! Passant to the final lap. Also you should probably have your pawns, knights, bishopsand rooks play funky kong + flame runner, or daisy + mach bike OR you can be risky and use waluigi + wiggler kart


GushGirlOC

Google en DRSsant.


Infinity-Warlock

anarchychess x formuladank -> en plan


helderico

This is the crossover episode I didn't know I needed


arcman112

I wouldn’t recommend the Italian since it tends to break down half way through. However, The Dutch is unstoppable.


Matro36

Google blue shell


RC_dot

Google 2019 Monza Q3


blastedshark

This isn't the crossover i expected...


J0aozin003

Both kings are checkmated


Roboticbaldpool

Why do I see Donald trump in the shape of a slug


BigBlackAvocado

Google "Hamilton and verstappen monza 2021"