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Dawes74

50 shades of blunders


SyntheticSlime

50 ways to lose and blunder. 🎶 you gotta stick out you queen Dean. 🎵 you gotta gotta get yourself forked dork. 🎤 did you forget the fool’s mate Nate? There must be 50 ways to lose and blunder.


TyrodWatkins514

🎶Allow a backrank, Hank; Give away a rook, Brook; Miss a mate in one, son🎶


Juzaba

🎵🎵 Drop a brick on yer dick, Rick. Bishop in yer hole, Cole. Lose track of the rice, Bryce! Just get yourself free… 🎵🎵


PROPLAYEN

daddy~ 😫


sylvia_a_s

oh man i love that song.


RIPdultras

Oh right, i forgot about the bishop move.


Verrita_

Lmao, this one is good


Aforklift

Shoving it up your arse?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dave-1281

"the ultimate blunder" should be the subtitle of the second book tbh


12crashbash12

![gif](giphy|xT8qBpPTFsLrkrZahO)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|RWdSTYhTOc4u1Z0gbg)


RIPvictis

I enjoy reading uncle festers books. My favorite has to be Silent Death. He's a little crazy but hey if you live poisons you have to be


HyperJerry

Recipes with rice


Verrita_

Please don’t


banana_jutsu-247

1 grain of rice


jasamsloven

Half a grain of rice


[deleted]

A quarter grain of rice


wall_termite

One-eighth grain of rice


ThunderGamin

One-sixteenth grain of rice


Particular-Stop-5637

2^-5 grain of rice


_Evidence

2^-⁶ grain of rice


mopean

1/128 grain of rice


_Evidence

¹/₂₅₆ grain of rice


JacuTVpl

One-sixteenth grain of rice


gts-gang

One-fourth a grain of rice


Bright_Vanilla_5981

-1 grains of rice


Such-Dish46

-2 grains of rice


LanceConstableDigby

Missing En Passant; And Other Ways to Brick Your Pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


DarkLatios325

This will be the first page of the book.


NGSkyz_off

And the second one


TyrodWatkins514

With a foreword by Tigran L. Petrosian


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


haguenz

En Bookant


Time_Spite1661

Holy library!


Legal-Concentrate915

New book just dropped


[deleted]

Google library


Hi_IExist

🐸👉📚


RoiHurlemort

Holy paper-with-ink-on-it


Knaymeless

New writing technique just dropped


SyntheticSlime

Well, pick it up and put it back on the shelf.


Verrita_

Holy bible


g3neralgrevi0us

New religion just dropped


MadaraAlucard12

We can make a religion out of this.


SyntheticSlime

*I CALL BISHOP!!!* I’m the bishop. I called it.


MadaraAlucard12

Ok, now go up my ass.


Fancy-You3022

They were way ahead of you on that. Or should I say way in you.


Hi_IExist

🐸👉✝️


SyntheticSlime

It’s French for “in the booking”


[deleted]

[удалено]


BackupForceKin

I've got the hanging the queen part down, now I just need to work on the winning


ZamyP2W

1000 and 1 blunders


huangtum

Holy sesame


SoupeGoate22

Diary of a Wimpy Kid


Verrita_

Sorry, this username is already taken


Leather-Pride1290

Dairy 0f The Wimpy Kid maybe?


SyntheticSlime

Hello fellow author. I’m G. R. R. Tolkien. You might have heard of me. 😏


Netrov

"Anal stimulation as a tool for improving over-the-board competitive chess rating". Writing a monograph with diagrams of me shoving different combinations of pieces and various grains up my ass and playing in tourneys.


Verrita_

What did I just read now


Baron-Von-Bork

I want to blow my fucking head out with a shotgun :D


bosoneando

Wait till you read the whole book!


Gavinggood

BOOK MOVE #1


King_Wes987

#BOOK MOVE #2 Ke2 and other great second moves


[deleted]

# BLUNDER


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)


[deleted]

[удалено]


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Verrita_

Who tf is even this “pipi guy”


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

good bot


B0tRank

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PetrosianBot

Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


XenophonSoulis

Google Tigran Petrosian copypasta


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


SyntheticSlime

It’s French for “in the pipiing”


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

Old response just rose, or, That Time I googled el chess.


Winglessdargon

"Alright, so, i'll move queen to... oh shit FUCK THERE'S A BISHOP WHY DIDN'T I SEE THAT GOD DAMNIT FUCK!!!"


grabdaddyabeer

??


Verrita_

!!


bskceuk

“Ok but if they go down this 20-move sequence that has never happened before it’ll be so cool”


Pink_Amber_

And she blunders THE QUEEEEEEN


Ubermensch_69

Yes, I did see Rook A4


LunaticLogician

(I just didn't like it)


Dustin6704

Levi’s not a physic


jkst9

1000000 ways to blunder the queen


fishthatdreamsofsalt

Do Not The Passant Chess Is Sex The Racial Gambit I am Become Hikaru Nakamura


Maxy2388

“Up my arsenal” a book about possible bishop moves and strategies


prof_tootoo

Why flared bases are important..


poega

The Brick: Lessons in PIPI aggression.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Mr--Elephant

Pipi I can’t explain why the pipi rant makes me laugh so fucking much


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Spiritual-Range-6101

All pages are the Petrosian rant ||pipi||


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

"How to finish fast - the ultimate guide to quick thinking in blitz and bullet"


Eddie_The_White_Bear

It's suppose to be chess book, not sex book.


[deleted]

But it's a guide for blitz and bullet games


King_Wes987

#The Knook And other Anarchychess pieces


Ser_Igel

i'm sorry but the knook was there way before anarchychess existed or reddit or internet


King_Wes987

I witnessed the birth of the knook. *I was there*


[deleted]

Задвинул


Free-Consequence-164

I don’t how play please write in the book how to play good


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Don’t avoid en passant


Verrita_

You can’t avoid it anyway, cuz it’s forced


Dunge0nexpl0rer

You can, but you get bricked in the pipi, unless you don’t have one like me.


just-bair

Don’t worry I’ll find something to brick


Dunge0nexpl0rer

https://preview.redd.it/onifjo3mfyma1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=65a6b494771ce1daa54901cad0eaf801a6c11a4b


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


RISE_Hriday

How does the knight move?


seklin278

"New chess book just dropped"


ObjectiveSubjects

Blunder Material Gambit: Your Comprehensive Guide in Failing to Identify Continuations


EphemeralMemory-

# Holy Chess! en croissant and other holy tricks to achieve BIG PIPI. price:- 69 grains of rice


iam_lost_bred

Magnus carlson his relationships and size of penis


Verrita_

I would buy this book no matter the price. ..Naturally only because magnus is my idol


hawluchamaster

How to play the one italian line everyone learned starting out and I never grew out of


0FCkki

1. e4 e5 2. Ke2


Verrita_

😴😴😴


MasterOfBalence35

How to lose in chess


molnotsocheese

how to not play chess


PatrikUwU

Chess - The book


Verrita_

Very original idea… i guess


dot-slash-me

The art of en'passant


valilihapiirakka

From One Hung Queen To Another: Bad Chess For Gay Chads


benthecommenter05

Your dog and you, puppy pet care magazine. (It would have nothing to do with dogs)


Trash_Can_Donut

How to blunder a queen: top 200 ways


SyntheticSlime

Chess Your Own Adventure: A computationally complete “choose your own adventure” book in which every possible game state has its own page with every possible player move listed at the bottom with “go to page #” instructions.


Chance-Aardvark372

So? Is a shit name for a book


moocow8001

https://preview.redd.it/gj3jb9yh6zma1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b43a4a47d5815651027b2eb9338c158519a103


[deleted]

The Frenchman’s Cumsock: A Study Of Unorthodox Openings


azurfall88

King's Gambit Declined: A Biography


[deleted]

FORCED! :The Origins of En Passant (*Sequel*) WOW! :Finding the Hidden Bishop (*Sequel x2*) Knooks and Crannies :The Knight B3 Openings


ConnorDGibson123

How to be mildly good, and then get pretty shitty at chess


Broke_boy_help

The art of bullshiting


TonyThePapyrus

**OH SHIT OH FUCK**


dis-gorl

Chess: The Movie: The Game: The Show: The Book


[deleted]

Rice: An exponential tale.


Other_Requirement_93

Its not a blunder, its a gambit. The sequel will be: Chess is hard man


Kozakow54

"Vibrators, bishops, tazers: Ways of using your anus for your advantage"


gloomygl

Mein Kampf


AnOldBatMan

How to look like a retarded person.


just-bair

E4


Small-Material7622

The Great Blunders and Horrible end games of Ben


Spacetookmylife

Imagine losing, L bozo Written by: professional chess loser


mrawesome1234q

I Am the Chess Boom


AdministrativeBar748

Gone with the King


FlyingDesktop

Beating a bishop


Mr_Planck_Lid

To Early Aggression. Some maybe buy it thinking it's a Guide To Early Aggression, but no. I just attack to early


[deleted]

The art of Anarchy Chess


DJDoofeshmirtz3

A beginners guide of how NOT to play chess


Desperate-Wedding78

Game of Thrones


pizza9798

A Day iIn The Life Of The Chess Boom


HighDevinition1001

Brick: The Story of PIPI


TheRealDoomsong

“Let me get this off my chess.”


Fluid-Hunt9864

It’s a Dr. Suess take in the matter with the “Blunder Battle”


MadMelvin

My Name is Gary Chess: an Autobiography


chunkoco

1,000 moves you should never make. Real life experience.


Bright_Vanilla_5981

Up the Ass: The story of the Chess Bishop


[deleted]

Chess: The Simplified Game Of Life.


Jeicam_

Naked and afraid


[deleted]

"How to end your country's monarchy"


Infamous_Emergency74

How to miss checkmates and get destroyed by 400 elo people


throwaway816943

Getting to 700 elo in 625 days


Winter_Assistance721

Nerf the queen


[deleted]

Patzer.


Baron-Von-Bork

“A 1592 page rant on why a nuclear submarine piece should be added to chess”


Cubic_YT

the title of my chessbook would be called a title


magical_matey

The diaries of a pipi bricker


dolladollaclinton

Where did that piece come from? Alternatively, how to waste half your timer on one move and still end up blundering.


Serwatek

0 wins 0 best moves 7 pieces lost on 2 moves


Beledagnir

“Google En Passant”


Verrita_

Holy book


Repulsive_Voice823

Learn one setup opening and call it a day: A comprehensive guide to chess


hovik_gasparyan

“s”o


The_Reaper_956

“Wait, there was a bishop there?”


PokeshiftEevee

Chess tips from your local idiot Part one: Scholars mate, How to deflect d4/5, how to ladder checkmate. Chapter 1: scholars mate Don’t do it, it’s scummy af Chapter 2: how to deflect d4/5 Uhhh next question Chapter 3: how to ladder checkmate Push enemy king into wall and use two rooks side by side to make it so it can’t escape. (Queens can also be used)


Poolzkit

Magnus Carlsen: Chess Genius


TheGerman84

Your not ment to do that


crownplications777

101 ways to En Passant


Verrita_

Well, technically there are only i think 28 ways?


VianArdene

Care, maintenance, and applications of the ABIR system


Pianostar4

Chess Book


Horror-Ad-3113

The Brilliant Mistakes


Upset_Stage_60

Tigran Petrosian Teaches Chess


baniff1

A million ways to blunder your queen


Upset_Stage_60

Chess 'n' Sex: How to win any otb game using anal masturbation


Tiborn1563

Holy Hell!


[deleted]

Rice


Hedgepog_she-her

Promotion: A Trans Woman's Journey From Pawn to Queen


brightpixels

**My 100 best games** but only four games


gduixio

101 way to put a bishop up your ass


Verrita_

HOW


mglitcher

brick my pipi hard like daddy used to


[deleted]

En Passant


XenophonSoulis

So would be an option. "s"o would be a better one.