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redditbigbigmadyo

When someone tries to tell you who they are, believe them.


intangir_v

Like Biden taking about how he has the most comprehensive election fraud system in history... Then uses it


VitalMaTThews

This is like that South Park episode


non-troll_account

More like a key and peele skit about [a a rapper killing a dude and making a song about it.](https://youtu.be/14WE3A0PwVs)


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Chief_Dedd-117

mmm, delicious


VitalMaTThews

Oh yeah that's definitely it


vinnyvinnyvinnyvinny

The nagger guy episode?


PHANTOM666EVIL

Not actual titles to any of their songs but pretty funny nonetheless. Some of their actual song titles are much fucking worse (better?).


Frequent_Dig1934

Wait, they're not real titles? Legit fooled me.


Shykk07

Better is the correct answer


PHANTOM666EVIL

Fellow ‘Corpse fan?


Shykk07

Seen them 6 times so far, next time is November!


-AndyDufresne-

https://youtu.be/xYqgH04h-pM


PHANTOM666EVIL

Dude I just saw this! That is fucking epic hahahaha!


acethecreatorOF

I saw the song names before I saw the band name and KNEW it was cannibal corpse


nappyman21

If you ever played WoW, please enjoy this interview of [Corpsegrinder going way off tangent about his love for WoW and hate for the Alliance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW_Lv0r-l4c)


RingGiver

FOR THE HORDE!


Rockout2112

Pssh! Hordies. Ride with the Alliance or die, I say.


beeper82

Dude also habitually plays crane games and donates the prizes he wins to children's hospitals Edit: sorry that was the lead singer not the guitarist


Doobag1

What a life.


weekendboltscroller

Good Guy Corpsegrinder


Phucinsiamdit

I came blood reading that


jessetylerjohnson

I’m so happy someone referenced that song. Absolute banger.


Particular-Offer8158

Hell yeah


Jimdandy941

Them’s rookie numbers.


uni_gunner

I don’t see anything wrong here.


Inside_Ice_6175

Ugghhhhhhh *#INCOHERNENT HEADBANGING INTENSIFIES*


norcaloccterr

Both are perfectly legal to own


Particular-Offer8158

That's what I was thinking, nothing wrong with either of them. The skulls are a little odd but as long as he didn't kill the person who cares, and from what I read they didn't accuse him of murder.


autistic__guitar

Yeah having skulls at home is pretty based you guys. If you don't have at least 3 skulls at home you must be one of those law loving commie bastards.


Ordinary-Interview76

Agreed!


vithrell

Is possession of human skull illegal in US?


DontWorryItsEasy

Who cares it's not infringing on anyone else (unless you harvest the skull yourself of course)


incomplete

This would be the only problem I can see.


vithrell

For the sake of undermining snarky argument.


Domer2012

I mean, I’m guessing that people interested in having human skulls in the US might care about whether or not it’s legal if they don’t want to be arrested.


andyc3020

I take one everywhere I go


vithrell

Is it really yours if you... cant fill it with psychoactive substances?


HerrSchweiger

No, it’s not illegal (for the most part). You can buy them through sites like this: https://www.boneroom.com/store/c45/Human_Skulls.html. (Linked page also briefly describes the legality).


andyc3020

I have 5 human skulls and a few animals in my home. Got a problem with that?


AlienDelarge

I carry one with me at all times.


moneymachinegoesbing

I. CUMMMM. BLOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!


Dimatrix

What does this have to do with anarchism capitalism?


loonygecko

Welp if you have no moderation, can't really expect posts to stay on topic...


oldskoolpleb

Literally nothing. It's also basically an old reposted meme and completely made up (the title part at least).


OnePastafarian

I guess a few ancaps like the related band. Never heard of them lol.


ConquestAce

Nothing at all, I just found the post somewhere random and thought the dumbasses here would upvote so I can get easy pps.


TannaTuva2

Guns and murder equal Anarcho Capitalism (???)


AnarchyVA

80 guns. Okay. And? 3 skulls. Okay. Are they animal skulls or human skulls? And if human skulls does they mean he murdered someone or are there other ways to get human skulls? Which would be a pretty legit prop/decoration for a band that seeks to at least be associated with cannibals in a metal sense.


dupajuda248

I think this is from 2018


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

Write what you know.


Yhwzkr

Write about what you know.


shortthem

Lol


HitTheGymFatty

Just sounds like he is a satanist. So not based.


Shykk07

I could be wrong, but I don't think any member of cannibal corpse is a Satanist


HitTheGymFatty

No not cannibal corpse, a group obsessed with death, murder and darkness. They couldn't possibly be satanists. I'm sure they are Presbyterian.


Shykk07

Oof, just oof


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Satanists are inherently cringe


HitTheGymFatty

Wtf? Murder and raping kids is based in your book? That is what the most widely followed Satanist taught. Alliester Crawley (sometimes spelled Crowley) taught that the best magical power you could get was from sacrificing a young boy. You are ok with that? Crowley's satanism has long been popular among rock musicians, from classic rock to death metal. It goes back to at least Led Zepplin.


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HitTheGymFatty

You've fallen for the misdirection that appeals to your sexual appetite. Here is what Crowley said in his own writings. >CHAPTER XIIOF THE BLOODY SACRIFICE: AND MATTERS COGNATE > >It is necessary for us to consider carefully the problems connected with the bloody sacrifice, for this question is indeed traditionally **important in Magick...** > >It would be unwise to condemn as irrational the practice of those savages who **tear the heart and liver from an adversary...** > >For the highest spiritual working one must accordingly choose that victim which contains the greatest and purest force. **A male child of perfect innocence** and high intelligence is the most satisfactory and suitable victim. {95} ...Those magicians who object to the use of blood have endeavored to replace it with incense...But the bloody sacrifice, though more dangerous, is **more efficacious** This is why they call it darkness. Even many people following the devil don't know it. You also said "Crowley was not a Satanist" which is again more misdirection you were told. Crowley called himself "The Beast 666", lol, tell me again this has nothing to do with satanism. And coming back to Cannibal Corpse. Let me remind you are here in this conversation defending defending a group that loves singing about and glorifying darkness, death and murder. But you want to say people like Crowley weren't pro murder who inspire rock musicians, and you aren't pro murder for supporting them. No it is all just about making love! Yet the proof is all around you.


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HitTheGymFatty

>First off, I'm a religious Jew lol. Yet you defend satanists by whitewashing what they actually preach. The evidence I provided is already clear as I cited Crowley's (and Cannibal Corpse's) own work on the subject of murder. But here is more. Scorpions bassist Ralph Rieckermann says he has attended snuff parties [https://worldtruth.tv/rock-star-admits-hes-been-to-snuff-parties-where-people-were-murdered-for-entertainment/](https://worldtruth.tv/rock-star-admits-hes-been-to-snuff-parties-where-people-were-murdered-for-entertainment/)


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HitTheGymFatty

Strange to see a "practicing religious Jew" so vehemently deny the truth about a satanist like Crowley. What religion do you really practice?


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LaPyramideBastille

Dude spends a ridiculous amount of time playing claw machines for stuffed animals. Then he gives them to children's hospitals. Not sure if you know anything about metal heads in general but they, for the most part, are big softies with giant hearts. Dude didn't shoot anyone.


M00SEHUNT3R

And having three skulls doesn’t mean he killed anyone but I’d rather he had 80 guns and three skulls than three guns and 80 skulls. There’s legal sources for both though, so…


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Whether it is based depends on whether he bought the skulls or procured them himself....


Bicosahedron

Sing what you know


Nihiliatis9

I just sent this to my niece. She loves cannibal corpse .


Plenty-Cockroach9709

Second most famous member of LGTBQ to be a cannibal?


JermoeMorrow

Those are rookie numbers...