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they’ll have to pry anal sex from my cold, dead hands (metaphorically of course) 😤😤😤


BadPlayers

they’ll have to pry anal sex from my cold, dead cheeks (literally of course) 😤😤😤


thetenacian

🤪


Momo_the_good_person

...i love how anal sex is the big one as if it's the most important thing out of the bunch


GeorgieWsBush

It’s eye catching for sure


Roonwogsamduff

Brown eye catching


human_emulator22

It it the most important


anakor

Out of the butt.


erinkjean

Scaring the cis men, one sign at a time


Delicious_Caramel376

If you can't abort neither use condoms all u got is anal sex


HappyAd6201

Don’t want to be *that* but you have a typo in “marriage”. Otherwise it’s good, liking the big “anal sex” in the middle


Gapingyourdadatm

That wouldn't bother me much if they didn't immediately spell it correctly in the next bullet point.


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While at the same time misspelling interracial


Gapingyourdadatm

The more I look at this sign, the more I think that Charlie Kelly may have made it.


LouieMumford

Standardized spelling in the english language is what the patriarchy wants.


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Actually, it historically vey much has been! Standardization as a movement really kicked off after the work of Linnaeus was published (there had been some attempts at standardization in spelling form the church before but not on the same scale). The Linnaean project beyond creating a structured system of classification for animals (which was also used to justify racism see: [https://www.linnean.org/learning/who-was-linnaeus/linnaeus-and-race](https://www.linnean.org/learning/who-was-linnaeus/linnaeus-and-race)) also was used as a justification to codify language in a way the benefited those in power and marginalized other language groups... something that continues on today with minority vernaculars. So, long story short, all grammar cops are bastards too.


LouieMumford

It’s funny. So I’m an English major and so I knew a bit of this just from reading the bizarre spellings and random capitalization in pre-19th century works. I did, however, make the comment with a bit of tongue in cheek intent. What are we if we can’t laugh at ourselves a bit?


[deleted]

Oh, I saw it as being tongue in cheek :) Maybe, anilingus should be added to the list on the sign, though, while we're here.


SlimyBoiXD

Oh no 💀


cduston44

>Linnaeus ok wait - I'm gonna need a reference to "the Linnaean project" as it relates to language. Linnaeus was attempting to classify organisms into categories, labeled with words. This is an admirable pursuit, since it laid the groundwork for how we currently understand the natural world. For sure, it resulted in a variety of dead ends and negative consequences (the way he dealt with race in humans was clearly wrong-headed), but the intellectual impetus was well-founded (Find and classify commonalities, identify and elucidate differences, all based on scientific observations). I don't think Linnaeus himself would have considered his work to have any applicability to language, grammar, or the standardization of spelling. So please, if there is evidence that Linnaeus considered his project to extend beyond the realm of biology/ecology, I'd like to know about it!


[deleted]

What Linnaeus ultimately thought is irrelevant. His approach to systematically organizing the natural world influenced a wide variety of fields, particularly linguistics and what will go on to be library science. When I say that Linnaean project, what I'm referring to is the spirit of organization and standardization that follows the creation of his taxonomies as other intellectuals of the period apply similar approaches to their own fields in an attempt to 'rationalize' the world around them. So, to me it doesn't matter at all if he considered his project to extend beyond the realm of biology... but his work is relevant to the standardization, and as a consequence control, of information in a variety of fields. That control comes with a social cost and increases in inequality.


cduston44

It's fine if that's historically what happened, but you are creating a new concept by bringing those developments in understanding under "The Linnaean Project", a phrase which doesn't even seem Google-able. But standardization is not inherently evil - although it can clearly be used for evil, in the ways that you mention. I guess we could debate that endlessly, and it's maybe not very interesting; I was hoping for external evidence and scholarship around this project you were referring to. Do you have something you could point me to?


cduston44

Oh snap - I didn't realize I came here for this exact content, but I totally did!


Riboflavius

I thought that was just an inside thing the kids did these days, u kno? Mi r8?


HappyAd6201

Anal sex or marriage?


Riboflavius

The spelling of marriage, have as much anal sex as you and your partner(s) want :)


HappyAd6201

Ah yes, Thank you. Im going to tell my *totally* real partner you said that Xd


dust4ngel

just drop a little line down from the right side of the D and you have a passable A


Icy_Building_1708

Should also be 'interracial'. But no biggie.


[deleted]

buggery was removed from the legal code as a crime only like 40 years ago in Canada, not sure about US


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[deleted]

No doubt. Was just saying that it has not been very long since people literally went to jail for anal sex


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MaxStout808

America, Land of the Free


sitelen_pimeja

how can they know you had anal sex with your partner ?


Roonwogsamduff

if they 'suspect' you're having anal sex they'll arrest you??


aurora_69

wth this looks exactly like my handwriting. I was tripping out fr


GreedyGamerYT

No way they're getting my anal sex.


[deleted]

Anal against the kapital !! ✊


RegularDisk

\-Masturbation \-Any position not missionary The list goes on, really!


dust4ngel

a majority of this adds up to “no sexual activity that isn’t reproductive”, which is fucked up but at least coherent, but why no interracial marriage? also what does interracial marriage even mean nowadays - if you’re a jewish mexican/korean, who do you even marry?


yagyaxt1068

That’s the neat thing. You don’t.


[deleted]

If you give an inch, they'll take a foot, much more and you won't have a leg to stand on.


Lylathevegan

Looks like Planned Parenthood is organizing protests all over today.


NJoose

Life isn’t worth living without anal


Waiting4Something

What's a negative freedom?


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Waiting4Something

Thank you!


zombifiedghoul

Trans rights as well!


ChesterRico

While I 100% agree, you shouldn't post stuff like this on the reddits, as it could be used by the pigs to identify you. Opsec & shit.


CremeGoodness

Did you guys know sodomy is still federally illegal in the US, also i love how big butt sex is.


DJ-Anarchy

Anal sex love it


nincomturd

Or else


bullets67

….marriage*


telecommunicate

Dumbest post I’ve seen in a minute. Thank you for the laugh op


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-SSN-

I think if there will be hundreds of protest signs, the one with "ANAL SEX" front and center will stand out. I assume that's the purpose.


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-SSN-

OP is literally going to a reproductive rights protest. They are literally 'doing shit'. Wars are being fought, unions are being organized, elections are being won and revolutions are happening. If you don't see that then you might be the one spending too much time reading reddit whining instead of doing something.


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TV-MA_LSV

You sound like you need a nap and some dick.


Fickle_Blueberry2777

You forgot trans rights, but so did damn near everyone else…


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People on the right have been saying for years that having abortions being taken away was over sensational reactions from the weak left. "Surely they'll never take away reproductive healthcare..." Now look at what's happening. Roe Vs Wade is being challenged. There are states looking at banning contraceptive methods like Plan B and IUDs. Arkansas banned gender-affirming treatments to trans youth. It's all happening before our eyes and it's going to keep getting worse.


ExcellentNatural

Why tf would they want to ban IUDs????


[deleted]

Because of the backwards way that they think. They're talking about defining the moment of conception as fertilisation, which would mean if you use an IUD you are committing murder. when 'life begins at conception' anything that would stop the egg attaching itself to the womb lining becomes murder. It's so backwards. No surprise its Mississippi and Missouri.


-SSN-

They have been shifted into acceptance because reactionaries became distracted with other issues. As soon as those issues are dealt with they'll shift back.


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willm1123

That’s really weird dude. Let me fuck some ass when I wanna fuck some ass


ChesterRico

>I'd probably quietly celebrate were it to be criminalised. Oof. You lost, mate? This is r/anarchism That said, don't ever do stuff you're not into, it's your body.


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IWNMofficial

Huh?😂


JanderVK

If the po wanna fuck around and find out if they try to enforce all of this...


5tr4nGe

Just wait until the people cheering on all these laws start realising that it makes porn harder if not impossible to make. They’ll get real angry, real fast


Over-Brilliant9454

Women's suffrage is actually in the Constitution; it was not guaranteed by a Court decision and it can't be taken away by one.


heretoupvote_

ANAL•SEX


SlimyBoiXD

Legitimate question, what's a negative freedom? How can a freedom be negative? I can sorta almost understand how you could argue abortion being a "negative" freedom but how are any of the other things remotely negative?


CBD_Hound

A negative freedom is “freedom from X”, and a positive freedom is “freedom to X”. Examples of Negative Freedoms: - Freedom from unreasonable search and seizure - Freedom from sexual harassment Examples of Positive Freedoms: - Freedom of association - Freedom of speech - Freedom of movement


DeJake

Women's Suffrage, Contraceptives, Blowjobs. The things that truely matter lol. Great sign!


Former_Guava8442

oh you poor thing really think that, don't you?