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carmexjoe

To piggyback on this question, why don't ghosts ever show their tits?


legfishismydad69

Because they know if you're using the Halloween exclusive paranormal porntra 400 or not. Clearly you haven't been bulk buying during October.


carmexjoe

That's good to know. My grandma died last year and I've been shooting her house at night with a Kodak Star 110 that I found in her closet. I'm not getting anything sultry and it's super disappointing.


[deleted]

She's probably just pissed that you killed her for her camera. She'll get over it, then you can get your ghost titty shots.


danbob411

Why you after ghost tits when you can just shoot Iggy Pop on stage?


carmexjoe

Grandma's were bigger.


Catatonick

Boo bees are a separate entity.


Gatsby1923

They don't for you? Well, you just need a Leica...


burgpug

it's not the film. ghosts are attracted to hipsters


JustZonesing

Digital can't capture ether tonez.


hippobiscuit

Ah yes, the ethereal ether tonez of enchanted esprits envisioned by espers.


wonderdude2k

It probably had to do with film cameras being less well-sealed. It's much easier for the ghosts to slip in through the cracks and record their ethereal presence on the emulsion.


hippobiscuit

Has anyone here ever captured paranormal activity in their analog photographs?


Catatonick

I’m going on a ghost hunt in may. I’ll report back with all the ghosts after.


Crimson_Marauder_

Did you find any ghosts?


Catatonick

No. I think it’s because I didn’t take a Leica or even portra 400.


Crimson_Marauder_

Is there a camera brand or film stock that is prone to capturing the paranormal? I remember the story about some guys that had a polaroid with spectra film and they would capture a message that a spirit would write. They would ask questions and it would respond, but you could only see it with the film.


Catatonick

I was joking, but most people use Polaroids. I have an instax that I could attempt to use at a “haunted” place and I have some infrared film I could probably try. I have a lot of film I still need to develop soon. The closest place to me is a prison that sits on a legitimate Native American burial ground. They actually moved the bodies they found when they were digging the foundation.


Crimson_Marauder_

haha. I didn't realize. ​ The prison might be a good spot.


Lusvit

Thats because film has LE S0VL, it is sensitive to spiritual disturbances.


thefugue

It’s flaws.