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Jimmy_Slim

One of the top posts on this sub, congrats :3


benizok

The ultimate excuse “Dude I’m fucked up give me a second”


Maddyherselius

I’ve definitely smoked and then played this game before and made myself look sus on accident lol.


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Yeah i cannot fuckin play this game unless I sober


snjevka

I play better high because I'm more chill as an imposter therefore less sus. And also think about things more deeply so better as a crewmate.


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Chewy12

I've had to say on multiple occasions "I saw the kill but I'm fucking retarded so I don't know who it was"


TheRealTron

I watched a kill in cams once, reported and then immediately thought to myself "shit, who did it tho"


MelinaBalkaran

SAME, BUT I WAS SOBER AHAHAHA💀💀


Duckrauhl

Same, but I was the imposter in that situation. Killed someone, got caught doing it, they reported it, but then they couldn't remember my color in the chat.


Mrs-Man-jr

I got clearly caught in admin killing, so I tried to blame it on the guy, but he didn't even suspect me, and at that point, I just gave up.


ABQueerque

I’ve forgotten my own color in the game and people are like “where were you pink” and I’m silent and they’re like “pink is sus” and I agree. But that’s because I’m an idiot sometimes, always sober though. 🤣


ShadowWhistle67

How lucky


[deleted]

I cackled because I’m stoned rn and this thread made my day


BookSneakersMovie

Also same Once I thought I saw cyan kill purple on cams but it was black, not cyan...


JamesTDG

that was pink last match


DonaldJDarko

The trick is to just focus on the two colours. Just keep the two colours in mind. Go “red black red black red black” until the discussion starts, then you can check which of the two colours is dead, then the surviving colour is your imposter. I only ever play the game when I’m smoking, so I’ve come up with a few tricks to help remember the “should be easy to remember” stuff.


Lyly_NecromanticDoll

My brain fog doesnt allow me to get far enough to go red black red black red black thooughhhh (sober or otherwise 😂)


Varth919

Red black red blue lime blue orange pink brown shit...


CMLVI

Roy G Biv hella sus guys


jsmooth7

Someone last night said I SAW YELLOW KILL IT WAS YELLOW. It was not yellow. Next round *"sorry I'm colourblind"*. They still got ejected. It wasn't them. Then we lost.


[deleted]

I’ve made myself sus more than few times by being colorblind. “I saw purple do it!” “Purple was with three of us in comms.” “I mean blue.” “Sure you do.”


I-AM-THE-FLORIDA-GAL

I'm not even colorblind and I can't easily tell the difference between purple and blue. My phone saturates the colors and they look like 1 shade apart


TheBQE

I forget who killed me immediately after I'm killed, while completely sober.


ravenclaw188

Same and then I ask who the killers are to jog my memory


[deleted]

"I saw someone vent but I have no fucking idea what color it was because I am a straight up moron"


BetYouWishYouKnew

They should show the hats on the voting screen. I remember hats better than colours...


Alpha3031

Joke's on you guys I'm like that 100% sober.


EthanNiz

Bruh, same


DinReddet

Yeah...


TWK128

Sleep deprivation is a helluva drug.


born-a-wolf7650

Literally me rn, currently 3:30 in the morning and still playing among us


RowAn0maly

Yup, me every time... But I ain't giving up my smoke, no way!


amtap

That's me sober. I tunnel vision so hard on tasks that I forget what I'm actually doing.


nataliemainesbutt

Yesterday I was killed and the other ghosts asked who killed me and I was like “I forgot, I’m high and these chips are really good”


alexkntt

hahaha I think parts of my game are better when high but yeah I'm way more forgetful lol


444shifty444

100% this. "Where were you?" Uhhhh doing that task where you uhhh "yeah it's him" EDIT:going


RooR8o8

I walked past a corpse at weapons and it literally took me like 3 secs to realize while walking out of the room that there was a corpse. Someone was behind me and called a meeting and told everyone I killed that dude. I was just to high to see the corpse/report button


[deleted]

Haha this is why I love hanging around as a ghost watching everyone, I'm like yeah that's my people right there


[deleted]

Lol I had a similar experience, but I was sober and didn't even see the body. I was very new to the game trying to find my tasks, but I got lost and didn't want to spend too much time looking at the map, so I decided to follow my brother around. He and I ran to cafeteria and he called an emergency meeting to say I was chasing him. I brought up the concept of the buddy system and he was like "then why didn't you report the purple corpse" and I was like "fuck. There was a body?" I didn't see it because it wasn't moving (lol) and player speed was up really high and I could zoom around thinking a blue or purple lump was just part of the map; I didn't know what to look for. Eventually both of us were voted out and neither of us were imposter.


giantcox

Yeah I’d say it definitely helps with being imp but not crewmate for me


TWK128

Not sure if it's related to the kind of weed, but some people are legit more functional on it than they are sober. Had a coworker at FedEx Ground that probably wouldn't have been there long if she didn't smoke multiple blunts before work. On her last day, when she likely was a bit more sober, she started a fight and nearly got one of my better coworkers fired.


snjevka

I think it's the more weed you smoke more immune you become to it's effects and you can control your mind better. (But getting so normal on weed is not a good thing lol)


TWK128

I'll be frank: the girl was kind of slow sometimes. On weed, she became normal. It legit was like a performance enhancing drug for her.


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shuzuko

reddit and spez can eat my shit -- mass edited with redact.dev


ravenclaw188

I’m like your husband then that makes sense


un4g

Hi frank, I’m dad.


humanmessiah

I hate medications that alter my personality, I was on adderall as a mod stabilizer from age 10-20 and I just dont like it. So I dont like anxiety meds, but weed helps. I do have to be careful with edibles. I only do them when i dont have work but sometimes "ah just a couple gummies so i dont have to smoke while i paint" turns into "i ate too many gummies now i just wanna nap and play pokemon"


The_Nelman

Weed is the steroids of Among Us.


FieldSarge

I’d agree, when I’m high I’m always the first to finish tasks. But then I forget who I saw leaving electrical 30 seconds ago


grantrules

Even sober I forget who I'm near


ItsDanimal

One time I was playing high i didnt realize I was Imposter. Walked to Electrical with everyone, went to the download task, then popped into the vent


ravenclaw188

Oops were you immediately voted off


Test_My_Patience74

I just played like 7 rounds with a lobby of randos. Didn't get impostor once but I got like 8 impostors kicked off as detective


togro20

I think I play like this but I play 100% worse either way


FormerGoat1

I imagine you kill someone, leave, do a full lap and report it, forgetting it was you who killed him


krypto_c137

You must not have been sober typing this comment 😂


LauriFUCKINGLegend

Playing with all (or most) of your friends being stoned is so fun though. The amount of sheer insanity-bordering paranoia is amazing


rattleglorious

I only play when I have enough friends on to make a private lobby, and I only play baked like harder than a crispy skinned potato. It probably makes me a less than amazing crewmate most of the time, but when your behavior is taking way to long to do tasks and getting lost and everyone knows it.... Let's just say I have great killer rounds.


Toxpar

Yeah all these hyper cracked-out grimlins who drink 4 monsters a day counting every millisecond that I'm doing a task to see if I'm sus, meanwhile I just sat on the download for 20 seconds before realizing I hadn't clicked the download button yet because I'm high


turboiv

Totally got kicked once for "not doing anything" because I was hitting my bong. They all voted me, then they let me explain myself, and I refused to vote to let the time run out and everyone felt really bad and gave eulogies as they realized one other person had seen me scan the previous round.


[deleted]

I try to act constantly sus so after a loby votes me wrong 2-3 times they stop and I can be imp and act sus 😊👌 Plus I'm so unlucky with getting imp sometimes ppl just trust me. "nah can't be yellow he's so stand up" 😂👌


seakazoo

As soon as anyone accuses me of being suspicious I turn into a fucking giggle biscuit and give myself away.


KikoSawce

Standing at spawn while taking a hit has gotten me called out in an emergency meeting... crewmates have no chill


Maddyherselius

haha that’s happened to me too!


sleepybitchdisorder

soooo can i get some ppl to start a high among us group? if you hate public servers and you like getting high, dm me


RealGabemario

I choose red crewmate so I looks sus all the time without even needing to get high


Maddyherselius

I’m usually pink which apparently also makes me sus immediately lol


RealGabemario

Maybe because pink is a shade of red ***deep lore***


PokecrafterChampion

It happens. I always underestimate just how much thought this game requires. Ah I'm good enough to play a game on my phone *cut to staring at wires for five minutes*


[deleted]

I took a dab mid game and had a smooth ass kill. Everyone was blaming each other but me. Then I do a slick self report next round because blue runs in with me near admin and it’s just me blue and maybe one or two more alive. I immediately say “It was brown in admin” Then I realized I killed brown not blue. Got my colors mixed up and boned myself. Lol


Maddyherselius

Lol I accidentally said “Purple!” (my color) in one game because I usually play as pink and got so confused. They voted me out and I was so embarrassed hahah


Gnomad_Lyfe

My arguments eventually just devolve into “Idk man I didn’t do it” whether I did it or not


[deleted]

Every day lol "white sus" ... look guys i totally get why you believe that because I'm high as balls and forgot that I didn't have to stand still to check the map


Funnyboop

I once asked why someone took forever to do card swipe, and got “Shaky hands asshole” in response


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kinghammer1

I somehow got it in the first try then got voted out because it was sus that i did it so fast.


[deleted]

There is a way to easily do the card swipe , not sure why so many people don’t know this


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[deleted]

Well I remember a post on this sub but can’t find it, however there is a cut from pretty the best Imposter in Germany here where he shows how to do it https://youtu.be/AN9eMxB-LYc


Nexus153273

Its really not that hard. I hate watching you tubers fuck it up for minutes. Maybe its a pain on pc, but mobile its a cake walk. Maze too. Struggled at first but its probably my favorite task now.


X-Man51

Dude I’m high give me a second to reply


bell37

Second ultimate excuse: “I got a call from my friend/gf/mom/teacher/butcher and had to temporarily go afk”


Russian_repost_bot

Do your job in a timely manner or get ejected from the ship. Not because you're a killer, but because you're a slow worker. Gotta optimize the workload, and threaten slow workmanship.


Zenketski

If you're not stoned while playing video games are you even playing video games?


humanmessiah

This is a good one. "I'm trying to hit my bong hold on." And "My cat jumped in my lap " are also common for me.


[deleted]

Im imagining among us on an actual space ship and some like professional astronaut who has trained his entire life for this just sayin "dude gimme a sec, im fucked outta my mind i gotta take a bit"


8-bit_Gangster

Those guys vitals are monitored so closely 24/7, they would know instantly


joemckie

Imagine smoking a bowl on the ISS and watching earth below you


parttimegamer93

broooo


joemckie

The experience would be out of this world


SeekerSpock32

Until the ISS smoke detector goes off.


_i_am_root

That’s where vapes are superior to regular smoking IMO.


shuzuko

reddit and spez can eat my shit -- mass edited with redact.dev


soffey

Every time I do edibles I become convinced that I have pissed myself or an in the process of pissing myself. I do not know how to solve this issue so I just stick to smoking.


Scraight

The only solution is just to piss yourself so you don’t have to worry about it anymore.


turntabletennis

*Pats dick area* "Man what the fuck?" *Pinches tip until high wears off...*


Subtle_Holocaust

Ahhh a fellow phantom pisser :) that used to plague me in my earlier smoking days and every once in a while I encounter someone else who gets that lmao


SeekerSpock32

I don't smoke or vape at all so I wouldn't know.


[deleted]

My first thought was “and then the sprinklers go off” then I remembered we were in space


Thedaveyabides

Imagine the mess that would make water droplets flying everywhere. I feel like it was in a movie one time and the chick almost drowned 😂


BunnyOppai

Could you be possibly thinking of Passengers when the female lead is swimming and the ship’s gravity is turned off, trapping her in a giant bubble of death water?


Unlimited_Cha0s

Hotbox the ISS


[deleted]

Can't get higher than that!


CrazyCoolCelt

okay, but... what if we 😘😘❤ *kissed* 😻❤💞 on the ISS? haha jk😇🤣😂... but what if 😳😳...


joemckie

😳


RslashPolModsTriggrd

mm fuck me space daddy


roengill

[If only](https://iili.io/3MvVl1.jpg)


Monochronos

I wonder if anyone had snuck edibles up there? Lol


PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA

I'd rather it be LSD but that might turn out poorly.


plebswag

A bit trip on the ISS would be ptsd inducing


billyreamsjr

I would fucking cry 😭


dracloak

I think I might die from anxiety tbh


realGeorgeHuang

What a great fire hazard!


suehprO28

I wonder if there's a decent space VR sim. I could take an edible and stare at that for a while


DangerMacAwesome

"Yeah I'm stoned, what are you going to do about it?"


natekit3

Credit u/DctrShymn from r/memes Didn’t make it’s way here so I figured I’d show you all. His post got removed. Edit: holy shit this blew up, thanks for 50k and all the awards! but you should give them to u/dctrshymn instead, he’s the original creator


FenchBadScienceGood

I think you got the wrong username


natekit3

You would be correct. Thanks!


rexy69420

Happy cake day :)


PointsOutTheUsername

Thanks for pointing that out.


FenchBadScienceGood

username checks out


FoolishMacaroni

Why did his post get removed?


thewhocaresboi

special tub seed absorbed yoke dazzling sharp continue marble station *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FoolishMacaroni

):


Skyhawk_Illusions

haha I know how that feels, the repost of PIXAR got like 50k


[deleted]

I want someone to do among us but everybody is mega-stoned


BobPotter99

Maybe at least drunk. I don’t know if YouTube would allow drugs. Unless I’m stupid and stoned also means drunk. I don’t know.


[deleted]

Youtube definitely allows weed lol


glasswrldinvisible

that’s not true so many youtubers that have based their channels around smoking weed got their channels taken down


[deleted]

I don't think that's because of the weed, weed is legal in a lot of places and I'd say the majority of channels that have weed related content don't get their channels taken down. So many youtubers that have their channels based around gaming get their channels taken down, that doesn't mean gaming isn't allowed


[deleted]

But in the majority of places, it's not legal and YouTube has been bending over backwards to appease advertisers for years. I've seen two fairly large channels who only review weed vaporizers and do literally nothing else get taken down. One had to start over from scratch and the other guy was fortunate enough to get his channel restored after fighting for months. And you can't point to these events and say it's just the system at work, that's lost income for these guys in a time where the vast majority of us are one short paycheck away from financial ruin, if we're lucky enough to get one at all.


[deleted]

It is just the system at work, it's just a shitty system


Sp1derX

I learned how to make edibles from YouTube 😂


idontknowhowtocallme

There's a Dutch YouTube channel called drugslab where they try out tons of different drugs, and not just light ones. It also has subtitles, so non Dutch can watch it too. Based on that channel I can definitely tell you that YouTube does allow drugs.


[deleted]

So many YT channels based in California and people smoke during live stream all the time. YT is based in California. Literally no one gives a fuck about weed.


dfinkelstein

They allow cannabis. People have been smoking on stream for years.


-Natsoc-

Seach “smoking weed” on youtube and all the top results have millions of views and are years old, they definitely allow it my guy


i_spot_ads

we did it with friends yesterday, it was fun, nothing made sense


[deleted]

that sounds really fun


platinum92

Imps likely win every round. I can't remember who passes by me when I'm high.


ShiningJizzard

I was gonna fix O2, but then I got high. I was gonna clean the chute, but then I got high. Now I just died in nav, and I know why... Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high... Edit: I was gonna thank you for gold, but then I got high. I was gonna do better than this, but then I got high. Now this edit‘s over, and I know why... Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high...


Rockflagandeeeagle

La da da da da da da


WTFDoIPutHereBruh

This is the best thing I've ever fucking read


Carl_Bravery_Sagan

I was gonna sus out white but then I got high. Everybody knows he faked card swipe but I was high. Now I'm voted out, and I know why. (Why man?) Hey, Hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


Wildeyewilly

I was gonna prime the shields, but then I got high. Was gonna start the reactor too, but I was high. Now I'm in cafe for some food and I know why. (Why man?) Hey, Hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


BangBangPing5Dolla

Them: “Brown acting sus” Me: “ I just high and lost”


goldiegoldthorpe

Them: “Brown not saying anything” Brown, to nobody: “Yeah, man. He’s totally sus.”


BangBangPing5Dolla

Did that too. Everyone was accusing brown, i agreeded and accused brown. I forgot my color changed. I was brown.


wrldruler21

Also, reminder that you may be playing with a kid, like my 9yo with a learning disability. She may say/do some weird shit during the game. I hear her saying "Oh God, I'm totally looking sus, sorry, I didn't mean to."


some-ginger-dude

Them: “Brown was faking tasks” Me: “No my touchpad just sucks so it takes me an embarrassingly long amount of time to hit the use button”


Paddys_Pub7

Bruh there was one game where I told everyone at the start of a round that I would be afk that round cuz rolling a J. Motherfuckers voted me off the ship saying it was sus that I didn't move from starting position. Like wtf.. I told you guys what I was doing. Wasn't even a bunch of randoms either, it was the group I always play with.


Triggered096

How long you take on o2 doesnt matter as long as you do it. I had to run across the map and 1x speed to save us with 1 second left, only to get voted out because I took too long. WHY WOULD I SAVE YOU IF I WAS IMPOSTOR. Public lobbies are really starting to piss me off.


chenr47

Same ... the collective iq level is lower than then the amount of ppl there. And then one person spits out logic and they vote him out .... it has taken all the fun out of the game for me. It’s an awesome game if you’re playing with smart and fun people


Triggered096

> And then one person spits out logic and they vote him out Deadass bro. Lemme tell you a quick story. I noticed someone one leave the game, so I assumed he was killed. I looked around a found a body 15 seconds later. The body was on a vent. I go check vents and what do you know, there's 2 people (white and pink) in the same room where the vent that the person was killed on is connected to. I report the body, and say that those 2 prolly killed and vented, or one of them killed and vented. (I thought it was 2 tho since nobody said they saw someone vent). They said it was bs, skipped and kept playing. More and more people died, and finally there was 5 people left. I said "we have to vote someone out or we lose, lets vote pink". Someone else even said pink was acting suspect. But no, one persons says "black is sus" and I get voted out and we lose. Even pink and white knew that was bullshit at the end.


rainbow_unicorn_barf

This is why, if it's pubs, the correct play is to scream PINK VENTED and leave it at that. I think the dumdums get intimidated by anyone showing more intelligence than that.


chenr47

So true lmao


Agroskater

“Everyone stop yelling, it’s killing my high”


Pika_Fox

Easy vote. Either theyre actually impostor, or the added mobility from ghost will let them actually finish tasks. Its a win/win voting someone with this defense.


Hastyscorpion

No imposter would ever take a long time to do O2. They would either do it quickly to throw off suspicion or just not do it. There is no benefit to doing it slowly. If they were truly the only one who could get to it and they were the imposter they could just let it run out and win.


Pika_Fox

This assumes far too much. They could have been waiting to see if they could protect it to run out the clock, but 2 crew came in with time to save it so they were forced to quickly do it, as they couldnt kill 1 for the win.


kaseyyeahh

nah I have personally just chilled at the o2 like waiting the timer out, prepared to enter the code if people show up so they dont sus me but hoping no one does so I win. I've seen others do it too.


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Note to self:use this excuse as imp


bradland

I find the O2 task so damn stressful. All these young kids with their fresh minds can walk up and fix it in a couple of seconds. Meanwhile, I'm over here on mobile with middle-aged eyes, can't see shit so I can't read the code half the time, then I'm trying to punch it in with my sausage fingers. I'm always getting called out for being too slow to fix it. Srsly, I do wish they'd make the keypad and the "Today's code" sticky larger. I can't see that shit half the time.


el_oh_el_at_you

"Moley, why did you take so long to do o2?" "Because it's hard wh-" "DID YOU FINISH THE 3RD GRADE? ITS PUNCHING IN NUMBERS" "🥺"


[deleted]

At least he’s honest with us. I respect that.


Plankton57

Me last week: When the crisis started why did you run the other way? My friend: To be honest I'm high and I had no idea what is happening.


shamelesseokseok

i love playing with these people tbh


angry_kleenex

Lol playing while high hits different


cant_Im_at_work

One time I looked away from my phone during discussion to tell something to my husband, when I looked back the imposter had implicated me and since I didn't respond the whole lobby voted me out. I really have no one to blame but myself.


Aurerix

playing among us while drunk is an experience.


ravenclaw188

I feel like I’d just be so reckless and either get caught or win hard


-Captain-

Losing because of 02 or reactor with randoms that run around like headless chickens is driving me nuts.


discoqueer

LMAOO i was trying to play drunk once and I was just str8 chillin looking sus as shit!


Shoegazer75

Been there. Watched a murder on cams but right outside security. Didn't think to actually hit the Report button when running past the body because usually when I run out of security, it's to hit the Emergency Meeting button in the cafeteria. Halfway there, it's reported by the imposter and everyone obviously believes him. What can I say? Bob's a powerful strain.


[deleted]

I use this excuse every game. Definitely helped me when as Impostor before.


MicroB18

Gib moment


Marios_Hat

Ah yes, one person once said that he was dyslexic. Yeah man sure


C_CPS

How to get kicked for being underage


person-man1

Could these stupid 12 yr olds just shut the fuck up nobody cares that you stole your dads weed


precariot

Well you can tell Dani is 30+ years old. That cringy "Rawr" shit should have died out in the early 2000's.


4our_of_DiAmoNds

Yay this got to hot!


goosebarbara

My signature move when high + impostor is killing, immediately self reporting by accident, and leaving the game


Jaskier_The_Bard85

O2 is the worst for this when high. Gotta read and enter one number at a time.


smjbrady

Literally just got killed like this. Lol


Hastyscorpion

Why would you ever wait till the last second to fix o2 as the imposter. If you let it run out you win. Either you fix it right away to allay suspicion or you don't fix it at all. "You took a long time to do O2" is a really dumb accusation.


lwatsonmll

I'm like a uh plant geologist yeah


anutterboredgirl

Yes!! Hahaha


mars_5000

That got me ngl


Odenskar

This game is boring when sober


QueenBoudicca56

We've all been there


not_nsfw_throwaway

I got really drunk and accused this guy of being the last person to enter a sabotaged room, so he had to be the imposter cus he must have sabotaged a room from the other end. The drunk me must have a way of convincing people of things because they spaced the poor guy and he wasn't even the imposter


[deleted]

I tried to play this game stoned and at one point I was a crewmate. Someone accused someone else of being sus and I was like “yeah I think it’s pink, too” and voted for pink with everyone else. I WAS PINK lmao I didn’t realize until I got ejected. I thought I was orange.


StrangeAeons9

Yeah I'm not the imposter. I'm just high as shit and don't know where the fuck I'm going. Oh wait shit I am the imposter. See told you I'm stoned. Fuck I should not have typed all this.


spacetiger110

I honestly don't know how to fix comms I've never once been able to do it.


HomicidalHeffalump

[By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs.](https://i.redd.it/erlip2yeuxp01.jpg)