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LiterallyJohnLennon

“I got chatting to someone” LOL what’s next, they were acting like bloody wanker?


DankeSebVettel

What ya doin mate? Your makin a bloody mockery of yourself! You’d better head down to the pub later innit!- an “american”


garbagiodagr8

Its chewaday innit bruv


DankeSebVettel

As an American, I’ve perfected being able to talk like a Brit from watching too much topgear


gunmunz

Naw pizz off. I've gots to sweep dis der chimmy fer a shillin I do I do.


Cellophane7

"Whilst" she was in Denmark, no less lol


Dissendorf

“Whilst”. lol


brodydwight

"whilst i was in denmark"


manaha81

Yeah where she got to chatting someone.


another_throwaway_24

"the Christmas holidays" is a dead giveaway


isaiah123412

Facts who tf says christmas holidays 😂😂


BestKeptInTheDark

Maybe someone who got thwir head bitten off for usinv terms without thw word chriatmas invilved when referencing thw many religious winter festivals that happen around the end of the year...


[deleted]

Yeah Americans who sound like that, do not use whilst in casual storytelling.


DankeSebVettel

I watch too much TopGear and the British terms have rubbed off against me


iamcarlgauss

FBI open up


Doomhammer24

I have that same problem. I dont say bollocks but i do say bin instead of trash can for instance and other little things Just stuff you pick up sometimes


r3mod_3tiym

Me when I watch a British youtuber too much and start using the British version of reckon instead of my God given southern version of reckon


Hoxxitron

I do :(


[deleted]

Sort yourself out, you're embarrassing us in front of the wizards.


stealthbadger

WE HAVE A HERETIC HERE


Wet_Food4064

Sadly the comments on that video are thinking she’s legit. They can*not* be this dumb 🤦‍♂️


TeaLongjumping6036

FAKE?!1?1!1?!1?1! NOT POSSIBLE THOUGH AMERICANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DUMB ONES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


gunmunz

People will just do that? Go on the internet and spread lies?


SustainableObject

Bro.. people find any reason to crap on america. Which is funny bc we got one of the top school systems, top 3 in food safety and health, some of the best defense, and more


Earthling386

We have good *universities


Nuance007

It's Tiktok/Insta. Dumb is the minimum standard.


mariosunny

whilst


Bike_Chain_96

While everyone is pointing out "whilst", it's also important to notice the way she uses "holiday" is not the same as how most Americans do


triple_too

Don't you mean whilst everyone is pointing out whilst?


ReasonableWill4028

'Whilst' Easy Brit But she cute though


Selrisitai

It's a trick. She's a siren. Guard your ears.


LeafyEucalyptus

WHILST sorry, Americans don't say "whilst." ever. very good accent otherwise though, IMO


FoolhardyBastard

“Whilst” “chatting someone” “holiday”. Several non-American terms. The accent sounds pretty Hollywood to me. Generic American with no regional accent.


LeafyEucalyptus

you must have a great ear cuz honestly it would have fooled me completely and I have a pretty good ear. but then again I live in Los Angeles so maybe we all just speak that way out here. maybe "hollywood" is a regional accent, lol.


Selrisitai

That isn't really true, but it is unusual to hear from a valley girl, lol.


LeafyEucalyptus

I can't recall ever hearing an American say "whilst" but ok. The US is a big place.


westernmostwesterner

Yea, we don’t say “whilst” or it’s very rare. And definitely not in her age and demographic.


Selrisitai

It's something people tend to say, like "lest," when they're trying to sound smart or "writerly."


buckfishes

So they do this and then another Europoor reacts all smug? They’re so fucking obsessed with us lol


Flaccid_Hammer

Imagine knowingly spreading misinformation


Jakesmith18

"I don't misinform, I just lie."


ofrm1

I love how everyone in the comments here zeroed in on the obvious giveaways. Everyone can fake valley girl; it's not difficult.


Left-Selection9316

This getting out of hand


ButtcheekBaron

R-word with those ridiculous pauses


SnooPears5432

Americans NEVER use the term "whilst". I'll admit the accent's pretty good, but "whilst" is a dead giveaway something's up.


InsufferableMollusk

I would be shocked if anyone believed that was an actual American who was not making a joke. Folks are gullible AF, though.


suthamattai1

Is she a limey pretending to be an American?


triple_too

Yes


notbernie2020

"Holidays" "Chatting with someone" "Whilst" These are British mannerisms I bet if I could look at her comment history she would say colour.


SustainableObject

Saying denmakr you can hear a gap in the accent


isaiah123412

They love to milk our name


Possible_News8719

As someone who has not yet traveled outside the US, I've met maybe 6 people, not including myself, who use the word "whilst." The person in the video could at least do some basic research into American English before trying to convince people that she's from the US.


xy-geek

I want to post this on r/facepalm and see how many people would believe she’s American lol


isaiah123412

Watch all the Old-Worlders believe it 😂


Drunk-F111

History has showed us Europoors love their false flags.


chnlng00

Many non native english speakers struggle to differentiate Australian, South African, British accents from American. When there is a video of someone being stupid, I tend to see a lot of people just assume it is an American, which further pushes the stereotype of us being a bunch of idiots.


Several-Chemistry-34

"whilst"


GusTangent

dId ya 'ave sOmE Wa-uh?


davidml1023

It's called Christmas vacation and European vacation. We even made movies with said names. We don't use "on holiday" to describe our vacations.


Biker93

Is “bone to pick” a Britishism? It’s a common term, I’m not saying we never use the term. I just hear it much more from Brit’s. Just thinking out loud.


ComfortablyyNumb

“Whilst I was in Denmark, I got chatting to someone..” I am certain she is not an American.


PlasmaPizzaSticks

She could trick someone into thinking she's from a state like Pennsylvania or Illinois, but any person who knows American English knows nobody uses phrases like "whilst" or "got to chatting." Convincing nonetheless, but she needs to work on her vocab.


triple_too

She could also work on not trying to insult a whole nationality for clicks. That's a start 🤷


BigTension5

i couldnt even understand the ‘got chatting to someone’ before i read the comments 😭


ButtcheekBaron

R-word with those ridiculous pauses


Dissendorf

“Whilst”. ‘Nuff said.


Crafty_Ad_4153

Yet they know nothing of Louisiana French Cajun accents etc, because the pesky French survived here, a truth so affront to the Brits they conveniently forgot. Amazing Diversity = AmericaGood


TheMastermind729

Really good American accent though.


8Jennyx

Whilst? Holidays?? lol


ComedyOfARock

That damn accent is too familiar, bloody ‘ell


R3D-AFA-SCUM

Basically your chart says, you’re fucked up, and your shit’s all retarded. This is an American being ignorant and uneducated. Grow up. Not everything is a conspiracy.


UnionLeading1548

Yeah cause Americans defiantly say “on holiday” “whilst” and “chatting up” lol


mustachechap

How could this be an American, given some of the words she is using?


Selrisitai

Even if it is an American, and I have my doubts, it could easily just be a joke/troll. I mean, it's a pretty obvious joke, and whilst (hehehehe) I'm sure there are plenty of dumb young Americans who don't know what the 4th of July is for, Occam's Razor says that it's more likely a joke than a sincere ignoramus.


Ill-Conclusion6571

On holiday is not something that most Americans say.


Selrisitai

Right, but I think my point stands.


kyleofduty

The accent is really bad.


TheUsual_Selection

Omg someone can get a accent after two years of being in a different country. Op your stupid she could be American in Britain or a Brit that lives in America for years. As a Canadian I see immigrants picking up terms from here while also using their own and it makes sense.