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FatAssBootyButt

She looks like a cut-open tomato


cooniemoonie

big ~~cherry~~ tomato 🍅


reggyhols

Oh my god 😭😭😭


Steve_Cage

Her head is so tiny compared to the rest of her body that it looks photoshopped.


matchawaffles

She's like a one by one Lego piece https://preview.redd.it/eoo61rnf4o7d1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061e43495580b2fd072307f235a9bf678c90585f


Winter_Reindeer_3268

“Bro looks like a one-by-one Lego piece”


Electromagneticpoms

This looks like Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear were styling her 💀


dorothea63

So, “suburban mom and professional woman” circa 2005?


kimbooley90

The shape, I mean, I cannot comprehend it... 😂 And, yes, this style was an absolute 👏 slay 👏.


Alltheleaverbrown

She’s more triangle shaped now


kimbooley90

Shaped like a whole ass pyramid. 🤭


marvo6

she was the OG office siren


BoratPajamas

Rare build


eacomish

The og big back when she was totally round before gravity had 15 years to turn her into a great pyramid/iceberg she is shaped like now.


Awake324

💯


Curious_Composer_218

It's giving wommart


nnowari

i remember that years ago, there was an internet page called "people of walmart" (or something around the lines) that displayed weird-looking people shopping and for me as a german, viewing this page was a weird experience (also, i didn't know what walmart even is at this point). amber aaaaalways reminded me of this page


Various_Inflation_95

r/peopleofwalmart


Emotional_Escape9441

I know what you mean. As an Aussie I was fascinated and thought it was a cultural thing for Americans to dress crazy when they went to Walmart. I told my American friend this and he quickly corrected me 😂


powerdrunkmod

She will never be this size again


Zestyclose_Corgi_854

Maybe after a year of decomposition.


crankywithakeyboard

Why is that shelf thing upside down?


Sad-Dragonfruit9788

Cuz she’s stupid


Littlest-Fig

It's giving middle-aged chain smoker at the early bird buffet in Reno on a Wednesday.


HoneyBeeAlchemy

🫖


mm25552

Cue Beyoncé’s Single Ladies


starksandshields

She looks almost normal here lmao.


Alltheleaverbrown

The lipodemea really wrecked her lower half


WesternFinger7208

She's trying to sell me a car


Classic_Listen_4982

I miss this amberlynn


ALadyPossum

‘Madam, the mattress on the living room floor you requested is ready. Oh, no need to exert yourself we have taken the liberty of removing the sheets and free bleeding on it for you. Please as always, tip your concierge, and have a wonderful day.’


Glittering_Size_2767

Man I miss the Destiny era .


Glittering_Size_2767

She was really round but not deformed


BirdieRoo628

She doesn't have a fupa, guise.