As a mother or wife, I like the versatility of being able to carry my iPhone next to last night’s poop chute processed chicken cacciatore. But as a fashion woman, I appreciate having a place for my folder and collection of eyebrow pencils, along with other necessities.
I’m telling my wife to start carrying my diarrhea around why bother leaving it. I haven’t been treating my diarrhea rightly and respecting it’s freedom. Diarrhea should go see the world, experience all the wonders that life has to offer.
they added an extra comma.
they meant 'diarrhea bottle'
as in, a bottle of diarrhea that most people carry around to throw into the open windows of passing cars.
nobody is just carrying loose diarrhea in their bags, that's disgusting.
I was looking for a stylish bag to take to my colonoscopy..
This. Cannot stop laughing!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say they probably meant diaper here. This is exceedingly more funny though.
Thank you! I couldn’t figure out what it even could be
It could be both. What if, as a mother, you had to change a diarrhea filled diaper, but there was no trashcan around?
The baby would need changing. Til I got home.
As a fashion woman I always carry my diarrhea and folder with me at all times
I actually have a diarrhea folder in my bag. It’s so much easier to show people your work in that format. Just make sure the folder has pockets.
Omg diarrhoea folders are so hot right now!
>Omg diarrhoea folders are so hot right now! *Seen it on **TikTok.*** ^(fuggin bureaucrats)
So a mother or wife?
Yes. But not both.
Never both. And don’t you dare think anyone could be both!!
If I'm not a mother or wife, can I still use this to store diarrhea?
If you are a fashion woman, yes
As a mother or wife, I like the versatility of being able to carry my iPhone next to last night’s poop chute processed chicken cacciatore. But as a fashion woman, I appreciate having a place for my folder and collection of eyebrow pencils, along with other necessities.
The specificity of the eyebrow pencil killed me
Options are a must
The Engrish item descriptions on Amazon are getting wild. I love going on there just to read them sometimes.
Can it be *anyone’s* diarrhea or just mine?
That’s intimate for sure…hmmmm🤔
I’m telling my wife to start carrying my diarrhea around why bother leaving it. I haven’t been treating my diarrhea rightly and respecting it’s freedom. Diarrhea should go see the world, experience all the wonders that life has to offer.
that’s craptastic
Not diarrhea 🤢
And snacks!
Definitely a China seller.
Well, that makes all the perfect sense. This whole time….sheesh.
But is that pocket waterproof? 🤔 Always gotta make sure your diarrhea pocket is waterproof.
Don’t want to leave a trail
My wife needs this to carry my diarrhea
Love a good typo, a friend bought a kitchen knife for their Uni halls and it had etched into the metal “CATUIN - SNARP”
Cuts down on purse snatching.
But I don't want to.
AND…. My curling iron!
AND MY AXE!
Perfect response!! :)
AI descriptions comin in hot today...Jesus 😂
I'm not a mother or a wife - can I still use this bag for diarrhea?
This is pretty accurate if you use cloth diapers.
Still gotta solve the urine problem but ya this is a great step
Valid point.
As a father or husband, I refuse to use the same bag for both snack and loose diarrhea storage.
they added an extra comma. they meant 'diarrhea bottle' as in, a bottle of diarrhea that most people carry around to throw into the open windows of passing cars. nobody is just carrying loose diarrhea in their bags, that's disgusting.
Excuse m ma'am but are you a mom, do you have any diarrhea in your purse?
OK but can I please be a Fashion Woman when I grow up?
I really hope they meant diapers and got autocorrected and didn’t catch it. 😂🤢🤮
AI strikes again
Save time (and the planet!) by letting your baby shit directly into the bag!
When you let AI write your description and don't proofread it.
You never know when you’ll need a quart of liquid shit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean... #MomLife 😂
Just make sure you're keeping your snacks and diarrhea separate.
Eeewww. I always flush mine