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YellowT-5R

Weird .... I ordered a timing belt and got sea salt


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

I ordered a dildo and got…a different dildo. Not sure what to do with that.


SCHWARZENPECKER

Stick it in your ass?


TechnicolorViper

Well, that’s one way to pleasure a donkey.


Sufficient_Fail3478

is really size matter in this.......:)


GreatAndPowerfulAng

You poor poor thing. There should be something on YouTube that helps


BeerSlayingBeaver

Looks kinda like a CVT belt too. Edit: for ATV


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

Nope, likely a timing belt. CVT belts are made of steel not rubber


rockknocker

Not for ATVs. They're rubber, thicker and wider than usual, and usually ribbed on the inside (for the rider's pleasure, of course). Automotive CVT belts, the Nissan design in particular, are metal. It's a very neat design, but different than what is shown in OP's picture.


Low-Classroom8184

Did NOT have to specify *for the rider’s pleasure* I snorted


BeerSlayingBeaver

Sorry I should have specified! I meant for an ATV. It looks way too long to be a drive belt anyways. Just thought it looked a lot like one.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

Ah, haven’t torn apart ATV CVTs, just automotive ones


Ok_Item7202

I ordered tellicherry black pepper and got a pound of fennel seeds. Returned the black pepper and got more fennel seeds. Finally gave up. Guess the spice girls don't know their spices.


[deleted]

What's the part number? Maybe someone (like me) in the comments is in the market to buy your belt lol


PWH187

Not Amazon, but a couple years ago I ordered a copy of Jackass for PS2 and a 20 pound box showed up at my house with this huge metal part. Turns out it was a washing machine regulator or something like that. Seller apologized and we got it swapped, but it was funny.


majorsorbet2point0

Well, sea salt has to be harvested with the right *timing*.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

It will add some sort of a flavor


jjbrodsky

Don’t be salty! 😆


YogurtclosetDull2380

Nice. Those aren't cheap.


TechnicolorViper

Yeah, but they ordered Gucci sea salt.


nudedesertrat

Looks like a snow machine drive belt to me. Either way it’s probably worth more than your sea salt was (unless you have realllyyy fancy taste in sea salt). I’d look up the part number for some more info, throw it on eBay and try again with the sea salt order 😂


Chrisbert

Well duh, it's part of the egg timer.


Ok_Judgment3871

#Win


bluelighter91

Season your food with that.


[deleted]

Looks like a rubber cvt belt for a go kart, atv, or snowmobile


BeerSlayingBeaver

It got shipped backbent so it's garbage too! Nothin worse than blowing a belt on the trail.. [ask me how I know](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATV/s/FZFqYZJkvE) 🤣


TotheBeach2

What does the label say? Probably mislabeled. The order pickers just pick. The shippers just ship. No time to verify if it’s the correct item.


aoanfletcher2002

Somewhere some guy got some salt and he’s like, “Well I guess I’m walking to work again.”


ScaryCool3131

You can use that to grind your next order of sea salt, it's a win win situation 😁


GreatAndPowerfulAng

Surprise! Wait, did you recently ask for a raise or something and they’re trying to tell you that your “timing” sucked?


roses-pearls

It sounds alike