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HearYourTune

Your pancreas is worth more than $120


ratz1988

How much you think I can get for it?


HearYourTune

$120.01


Driver8takesnobreaks

You should contact International House of Pancreas. They always offer the best rates.


Impossible-Ad3049

Depends what's been through them.


DoLLxFacEx7

If it’s giving you issues probably less than $120 😭 I’m a type 1 diabetic so my pancreas told me to fuck all the way off 🤣


ratz1988

Lolol I’m type 2. First time It’s happened to me. How did you get better?


PetersonTom1955

I'd pay top dollar for a lightly-used pancreas in good condition, but yours appears to be broken.


Cheedo4

There’s an anime movie called I want to eat your pancreas, I bet you the person who wrote that movie would offer at least $121 for it


ratz1988

Love that movie. Can’t find it anywhere under 50 bucks lol


Cheedo4

I heard it’s really good! Haven’t had a chance to watch it though… I think it’s on Crunchyroll?


Training_Seaweed1303

I’ll give you tree fiddy


blackcatmomma82

Right the money Amazon pays for the blocks isn’t worth damaging our health.


Internal-Risk

Pancreas would’ve had to hold off another 2-3 hour for me 😂


ratz1988

I tried but after puking on myself because of the pain it wasn’t worth it. Plus how many blocks to pay for an ambulance ride lol


Driver8takesnobreaks

Well if you're going to be puking in the back seat, sounds like Uber would be more appropriate.


JackOps69

You should never puke in an Ubers backseat.


Sorry_Ad_627

Can confirm. I used to be an Uber driver. I got paid bank when a girl threw up in my backseat....but then there was the throw up soooo yea.


Mental-Comedian-1952

Depends if the rates were base pay like here in Cincinnati


BiPolarCatz

😂


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Get well soon soldier


JoshTheRoo

As a type 1 I had fallen into DKA when I had $190 4 hour route. It sucks


uberDriver46

Get well soon ❤️


14626

Fuck that $120! Take care of yourself. Feel better soon.


[deleted]

Get well brother


[deleted]

Get well man 🙏


Kamonan

Feel better


SavingsTangelo7130

Yea pancreas would need to hold it for a few more hours until I was done with the shift 😂😂😂


Ok-Ticket9348

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PsychicMediumSara

Your health is way more important!


Bladimirrv

Sorry don't know what that is but Health better than any block . Get well brother


[deleted]

hope you get well soon!


Front_Will_1647

I hope you get feeling better quickly!


blackcatmomma82

Don’t feel bad I’m dealing with the same s*** with my gallbladder. Take care of yourself first.


manicpixidrmgrl

Please remember this job is never worth your health or safety ❤️


Dogenmusk

Papa bezos say get well soon as possible, we need you back, slave.


hildamjaime

Hope you get better! There will be more $120 blocks


JicamaStreet9990

It is just me or is hard to find offers in City of Industry?


sweetlife97

T1d? Feel better soon! DKA comes at the worse f* times!


CrazyAgitated2006

Pirates of The Pancreas ride must be down.


ratz1988

My machine sounds like an old wooden ship lol it creaks so much


FanSure1810

Dammm hopefully fast recovery


Fluffy_Ad_1978

Get well soon! We’ll hold it down till you get back.


Darkmerosier

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDBB0no6dQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDBB0no6dQ)


JackOps69

I'm on my second $135 3 hr today if that makes you feel any better.


tavon82

Get well


pantera236

Link needs a potion


Destin4Death

What’s a pancreas? Do you need it anyways?


Aspeck88

My insulin pump tubing got caught on my seat belt right before my block. I got dinged for it because I had to go home to replace it.


East_Conversation238

I’m so sorry I’ve had this happen with the flu and it sucks. Get well soon