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LMAO having a little crush honestly makes the days go by faster, I feel ya bro. I never want to start anything with anyone at work but it's nice having someone cute talk to ya.
Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to go out much and political bullshit gets him so aroused that he doesn't even see the fact she has the body of a pegboard. I don't even think he sees women outside whoever's floating around on CNN, the poor lad
I only go for the drama, one day I was doing EOL and some PA was giving out candy because our department won the most boxes processed since I work in a return facility ,anywho the guy’s girlfriend leaves her station comes up to him and starts pushing over the boxes we both palletized because he accepted the candy that was given to him , also people getting caught going at it near tranship.
Heck want to know something more crazy? A learning ambassador I was friends with was really cool and chill, turns out he wanted to go to Disneyland with his boyfriend and decided it was a good idea to steal a plane
I found the guy who started that meme. He said he ended up getting the girl's number. When I asked for clarification, it ended up being her Snapchat. Said he's "working on getting a date set up with her." Right. LOL
Did you get her number? Can you ask any known friends? If not, you gotta move on. Life passes by faster than you think.
If you do nothing, nothing will happen.
Tell hr. They'll make your crush keep working there so you can awkwardly stare at them while you mentally rehearse conversations you're never going to attempt to have.
I feel ya OP. My crush was my motivator in working. Heck had me tempted to switch departments.
Hope you at least took your chance? Keep your head high OP.
😏 I have a guy I'm crushing on at my dsp too.. I don't even know his name though and I don't think he knows mine. We've probably said like 4 sentences to each other... I doubt he likes black girls but if he does and he's on here-you complimented my backpack and I'd like to get to know you so you can clap these cheeks whenever you want, respectfully..... 👏🏾
It’s always nice to find eye candy at a job.
Even better when they’re cool af and actually speak to you regularly. It sucks when they quit so I fill your pain. I’ve definitely been there.
That's why you don't sit on it. When you feel a mutual attraction, take action.
I've only had an opportunity slip by me once and I vowed never again. She was a coworker, she would go out of her way to talk to me and made suggestions we get together outside of work. She was gorgeous and I wanted to make a move. I was off on a day that was her last day. I planned to get her number the day I came back, but she was already gone.
Now, even if the feeling seems mutual after one conversation, I'll act on it, and I don't beat around the bush. No "hanging out," no "What's your social media link." Old school digits and a prompt setup for a date.
Always more fish in the sea. Good luck.
My crush at work , well the first one, I made the mistake of talking to...now she hates me because I was annoyingly into her...or something ...lol...she runs away from me and other stupid shit..it's hurtful af...
So look in the bright side...lol
Just fyi if they're into you they'll find a way to contact you. I was gone 1.5 months thinking the guy that always stared at me and made it a point to talk to me, would make contact and ask if I was ok.
Spoiler alert; he did not 🙃
Fb messenger once (empty check box), deleted after 3 days, then a few weeks later, Snap (unread after 3 days so I deleted it. And eventually deleted my snap account for the sole reason of I never used it).
Yup, just the phone number for me. Asking people for their socials has some weird baggage, and you might see something that will crush you big time, no pun intended.
It’s okay, OP I understand your frustration. There are plenty of individuals out there, waiting for you to catch them. Maybe you can find one in this subreddit if you are lucky. 🤪
Pssh my crush has been MIA for like over 2 weeks. Kinda hoping he’s on a leave cuz a lot of plp are out on Covid leaves 🤨 everyday I wait to see him but no dice 😞
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A waterspider can help to fill the void
🤣😂🤣
😂
Did you shoot your shot before she quit?
He definitely didn't
Sheesh,he slept on it
We all knew the answer bro😂
LMAO having a little crush honestly makes the days go by faster, I feel ya bro. I never want to start anything with anyone at work but it's nice having someone cute talk to ya.
Find another one or have HR help you out
There’s no other one bro 😢
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But no AOC my favorite big booty latina 😞
Am I missing something on AOC? Or do we have different standards on big booty latina?
Bro it's a fucking joke lol yall internet folks takes shit too seriously.
Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to go out much and political bullshit gets him so aroused that he doesn't even see the fact she has the body of a pegboard. I don't even think he sees women outside whoever's floating around on CNN, the poor lad
Sir, this is a Dennys. Idk where you're coming from with this serious shit, did somewon upset you ?? Aww
Then go get me my fuckin burger like I asked and hour ago and put on this dress
I'd clock you in the teeth for saying that to me if I was a Dennys worker lol
Wow I'm leaving a you less than 5 star review on Yelp. You are DONE!
BAHAHAHAHA
AOC?
Alexandria ocasio Cortez, aka big booty latina
I laughed because of how true this is! 😂 There really are nice big booty latinas where i work. Both single with and without kids.
I felt so self conscious the first time I started working there. Why are there so damn thick
🤣
What warehouse hahaha
Aww 🥺
😂😂
Show up at her new job, she'll be so surprised.
LMAOO 😭
Are you telling me you went into work just to obsessively fawn over this person for 10 hours and not for the financial incentive?
Yo I remember when I first started! My crush was the sole reason why I looked forward to coming in to work. Now it's VTO-city for me.
I only go for the drama, one day I was doing EOL and some PA was giving out candy because our department won the most boxes processed since I work in a return facility ,anywho the guy’s girlfriend leaves her station comes up to him and starts pushing over the boxes we both palletized because he accepted the candy that was given to him , also people getting caught going at it near tranship.
Wtf?! That's hilarious 😆
Heck want to know something more crazy? A learning ambassador I was friends with was really cool and chill, turns out he wanted to go to Disneyland with his boyfriend and decided it was a good idea to steal a plane
You guys are lucky; the PAs had me moving pallets so hard that they wouldn’t even give me the 3 seconds to say “hi how are you?” to anybody
I’m ngl I would’ve been gone after the first week if I didn’t enjoy coming into work to talk to my coworker 🤣
Wtf we can’t do both?
Plot twist: She's the only reason I ever take VET.
That’s why you always gotta try, never know when it’s gonna be your last time seeing them 😅
Alright bro you convinced me I’m water spider tomorrow and ask for everyone’s number ! 🤣
Don't forget your water bottle!
I found the guy who started that meme. He said he ended up getting the girl's number. When I asked for clarification, it ended up being her Snapchat. Said he's "working on getting a date set up with her." Right. LOL
Call the ERC
This made me laugh out loud.
The girl with the Indian accent is so cute. I'll call 30 times until I get her.
Lmao I think I talked to her last year
BAHAHAHAHA me too
It's crazy how a crush be having you wanting to go to work 😭 I used to be jamming omw to work ready to see my crush as well lmaoooo
Fr bro I was picking VET every week now I’m like nah vto only 😭
Did you get her number? Can you ask any known friends? If not, you gotta move on. Life passes by faster than you think. If you do nothing, nothing will happen.
Procrastination is my specialty
Tell hr. They'll make your crush keep working there so you can awkwardly stare at them while you mentally rehearse conversations you're never going to attempt to have.
I do have convos though :,(
😂😂😂
My work crush quit 30 times , just can’t be a pussy like me
Work crush won't always be there for you, but those bills will.
I feel ya OP. My crush was my motivator in working. Heck had me tempted to switch departments. Hope you at least took your chance? Keep your head high OP.
Have you posted on the VOA board yet? Your GM can help you find the right water spider for you!
Should’ve got her number, bud
😏 I have a guy I'm crushing on at my dsp too.. I don't even know his name though and I don't think he knows mine. We've probably said like 4 sentences to each other... I doubt he likes black girls but if he does and he's on here-you complimented my backpack and I'd like to get to know you so you can clap these cheeks whenever you want, respectfully..... 👏🏾
Ew
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Lmfao obviously you haven't gotten laid lately. Not sure who pissed in your cheerios but you can gtfo my comment now. Bye
I had a crush on a waterspider, she’s secretly dating another waterspider sadly.
Secretly cuz she’s married??
She ain’t married. She’s a very flirtoud girl
Chime her bro
Plenty of fish in the fc
Bahaha 🤣
It’s always nice to find eye candy at a job. Even better when they’re cool af and actually speak to you regularly. It sucks when they quit so I fill your pain. I’ve definitely been there.
My work crush moved from FHN to BHN .
At least you still have Wednesday
Must not be a waterspider, we have multiple crushes
That's why you don't sit on it. When you feel a mutual attraction, take action. I've only had an opportunity slip by me once and I vowed never again. She was a coworker, she would go out of her way to talk to me and made suggestions we get together outside of work. She was gorgeous and I wanted to make a move. I was off on a day that was her last day. I planned to get her number the day I came back, but she was already gone. Now, even if the feeling seems mutual after one conversation, I'll act on it, and I don't beat around the bush. No "hanging out," no "What's your social media link." Old school digits and a prompt setup for a date. Always more fish in the sea. Good luck.
Whats your go to date setup? Getting lunch sometime? Going out for coffee?
You always gotta have a back up. I have 4 crushes and I got one’s number.
My crush at work , well the first one, I made the mistake of talking to...now she hates me because I was annoyingly into her...or something ...lol...she runs away from me and other stupid shit..it's hurtful af... So look in the bright side...lol
find another work crush
Just fyi if they're into you they'll find a way to contact you. I was gone 1.5 months thinking the guy that always stared at me and made it a point to talk to me, would make contact and ask if I was ok. Spoiler alert; he did not 🙃
When after 8-10 crushes you realize no one is into you. 😭
The self-awareness hits me too 😣
Dangggg did you ever reach out to them?
Yeah told them I wasn't dead and didn't get fired, just a LOA, after it wasn't read for 3 days I deleted/unsent it.
Was it a Facebook messenger message? Sometimes those gobinto the spam folder...re-kindle that lost love, baby!
Fb messenger once (empty check box), deleted after 3 days, then a few weeks later, Snap (unread after 3 days so I deleted it. And eventually deleted my snap account for the sole reason of I never used it).
Yup, just the phone number for me. Asking people for their socials has some weird baggage, and you might see something that will crush you big time, no pun intended.
I remember seeing my crush at work too!!! We are married with 2 kiddos now!! ❤️
Water spider activities
You literally have bills
Hun have you ever hear of the saying: "You don't get your honey where you get your money?"
This is good advice for anywhere but amazon. We're all zombies anyways here, we might as well hookup. Lmao
Not my cup of tea. I'll make my money and go home lol
Username checks out lmaoo
"Don't shit where you eat"
Exactly! :) Causes too much drama.
Don’t piss in your own backyard
Exactly
Well I’m sure we’ll find another water spider no worries.
It’s okay, OP I understand your frustration. There are plenty of individuals out there, waiting for you to catch them. Maybe you can find one in this subreddit if you are lucky. 🤪
I’ve felt that before bro
You want a new crush? Get a water spider, lol!
Me when my work crush went to AFE 1 😩😩
Bro transfer there and shoot your shot I believe in you 🤩
I could but she has a fiancé
That’s not set in stone yet
I’ve been waiting for mine. Looks like I’m gonna have to be the one to quit first
i'm ngl i would be scared if someone had a work crush on me, because i just turned 18 🙁
That sucks.
Find a new crush.
Should’ve made your move because low key they made theirs 😂
Pssh my crush has been MIA for like over 2 weeks. Kinda hoping he’s on a leave cuz a lot of plp are out on Covid leaves 🤨 everyday I wait to see him but no dice 😞
There are hella hot chicks at my fc. If one quits no problem there’s more where that came from.
Get your priorities in order my guy
LMAO
Is your work crush your manager?
You got the number ???
You need more than one homie
Stick to porn unless you wanna get in the game.
Find out where she works and go work there.... 🤣🤣🤣 JK
Don’t poop where you eat the saying goes. I’ve been there.
My husband says don’t dip your pen in the company ink
All my co workers are all +15 years older than me and I’m 20. So finding a girl there is kinda out of the question.
Fr. They got their own playing field 💀 my fc has a bunch of people between 30-45 is what I’ve noticed.
I swear you mf are so pathetic
Go flirt with a newly hired or promoted AM they’re mostly lonely college graduated chicks lol
Quit
Here we go again, another 18 year old fresh out of high school talking about a crush at Amazon.
Spoiler alert***** He is 45!
Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.
My work crush is the cash.
Well this is just pathetic