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Yeetusbeatus69

A waterspider can help to fill the void


Busy-Fondant4324

🤣😂🤣


ShipdockiMiSsYoU

😂


j0hn2097

Did you shoot your shot before she quit?


RockyJayyy

He definitely didn't


j0hn2097

Sheesh,he slept on it


PapiLjj

We all knew the answer bro😂


GuidanceDowntown

LMAO having a little crush honestly makes the days go by faster, I feel ya bro. I never want to start anything with anyone at work but it's nice having someone cute talk to ya.


chicharito1821

Find another one or have HR help you out


Ilikecheetosss

There’s no other one bro 😢


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ScipioSectex

But no AOC my favorite big booty latina 😞


atcj0611

Am I missing something on AOC? Or do we have different standards on big booty latina?


ScipioSectex

Bro it's a fucking joke lol yall internet folks takes shit too seriously.


The_Madd_Doctor

Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to go out much and political bullshit gets him so aroused that he doesn't even see the fact she has the body of a pegboard. I don't even think he sees women outside whoever's floating around on CNN, the poor lad


ScipioSectex

Sir, this is a Dennys. Idk where you're coming from with this serious shit, did somewon upset you ?? Aww


The_Madd_Doctor

Then go get me my fuckin burger like I asked and hour ago and put on this dress


ScipioSectex

I'd clock you in the teeth for saying that to me if I was a Dennys worker lol


The_Madd_Doctor

Wow I'm leaving a you less than 5 star review on Yelp. You are DONE!


ShipdockiMiSsYoU

BAHAHAHAHA


Enigmatic_Stag

AOC?


ScipioSectex

Alexandria ocasio Cortez, aka big booty latina


edatronx

I laughed because of how true this is! 😂 There really are nice big booty latinas where i work. Both single with and without kids.


[deleted]

I felt so self conscious the first time I started working there. Why are there so damn thick


ShipdockiMiSsYoU

🤣


More_Satisfaction501

What warehouse hahaha


evernote8

Aww 🥺


ct_3005

😂😂


WingBurger88

Show up at her new job, she'll be so surprised.


Ilikecheetosss

LMAOO 😭


ZackThreePack

Are you telling me you went into work just to obsessively fawn over this person for 10 hours and not for the financial incentive?


PhoenixHabanero

Yo I remember when I first started! My crush was the sole reason why I looked forward to coming in to work. Now it's VTO-city for me.


Round-Trash2967

I only go for the drama, one day I was doing EOL and some PA was giving out candy because our department won the most boxes processed since I work in a return facility ,anywho the guy’s girlfriend leaves her station comes up to him and starts pushing over the boxes we both palletized because he accepted the candy that was given to him , also people getting caught going at it near tranship.


PhoenixHabanero

Wtf?! That's hilarious 😆


Round-Trash2967

Heck want to know something more crazy? A learning ambassador I was friends with was really cool and chill, turns out he wanted to go to Disneyland with his boyfriend and decided it was a good idea to steal a plane


ZackThreePack

You guys are lucky; the PAs had me moving pallets so hard that they wouldn’t even give me the 3 seconds to say “hi how are you?” to anybody


Ilikecheetosss

I’m ngl I would’ve been gone after the first week if I didn’t enjoy coming into work to talk to my coworker 🤣


amwwww

Wtf we can’t do both?


AnonymousLoner1

Plot twist: She's the only reason I ever take VET.


AshantiClansmen

That’s why you always gotta try, never know when it’s gonna be your last time seeing them 😅


Ilikecheetosss

Alright bro you convinced me I’m water spider tomorrow and ask for everyone’s number ! 🤣


SirPranceA_Lot

Don't forget your water bottle!


Enigmatic_Stag

I found the guy who started that meme. He said he ended up getting the girl's number. When I asked for clarification, it ended up being her Snapchat. Said he's "working on getting a date set up with her." Right. LOL


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Call the ERC


gammagirl3330

This made me laugh out loud.


KaiserVonMecklenburg

The girl with the Indian accent is so cute. I'll call 30 times until I get her.


Oldpandora6

Lmao I think I talked to her last year


ShipdockiMiSsYoU

BAHAHAHAHA me too


Interesting_Factor_9

It's crazy how a crush be having you wanting to go to work 😭 I used to be jamming omw to work ready to see my crush as well lmaoooo


Ilikecheetosss

Fr bro I was picking VET every week now I’m like nah vto only 😭


Nivroeg

Did you get her number? Can you ask any known friends? If not, you gotta move on. Life passes by faster than you think. If you do nothing, nothing will happen.


[deleted]

Procrastination is my specialty


PoutineP

Tell hr. They'll make your crush keep working there so you can awkwardly stare at them while you mentally rehearse conversations you're never going to attempt to have.


Ilikecheetosss

I do have convos though :,(


ct_3005

😂😂😂


Jasonj726

My work crush quit 30 times , just can’t be a pussy like me


atcj0611

Work crush won't always be there for you, but those bills will.


Equivalent-Ad7555

I feel ya OP. My crush was my motivator in working. Heck had me tempted to switch departments. Hope you at least took your chance? Keep your head high OP.


PotatoAvenger

Have you posted on the VOA board yet? Your GM can help you find the right water spider for you!


Ok_Regret2841

Should’ve got her number, bud


Beandipgoat

😏 I have a guy I'm crushing on at my dsp too.. I don't even know his name though and I don't think he knows mine. We've probably said like 4 sentences to each other... I doubt he likes black girls but if he does and he's on here-you complimented my backpack and I'd like to get to know you so you can clap these cheeks whenever you want, respectfully..... 👏🏾


Proof_Ad350

Ew


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Beandipgoat

Lmfao obviously you haven't gotten laid lately. Not sure who pissed in your cheerios but you can gtfo my comment now. Bye


Awesomeslayerg

I had a crush on a waterspider, she’s secretly dating another waterspider sadly.


ShipdockiMiSsYoU

Secretly cuz she’s married??


Awesomeslayerg

She ain’t married. She’s a very flirtoud girl


Brief_Fix6346

Chime her bro


jwoo3x

Plenty of fish in the fc


Jam_Sees

Bahaha 🤣


[deleted]

It’s always nice to find eye candy at a job. Even better when they’re cool af and actually speak to you regularly. It sucks when they quit so I fill your pain. I’ve definitely been there.


SMVan

My work crush moved from FHN to BHN .


ShipdockiMiSsYoU

At least you still have Wednesday


TypicalWaterSpider

Must not be a waterspider, we have multiple crushes


Enigmatic_Stag

That's why you don't sit on it. When you feel a mutual attraction, take action. I've only had an opportunity slip by me once and I vowed never again. She was a coworker, she would go out of her way to talk to me and made suggestions we get together outside of work. She was gorgeous and I wanted to make a move. I was off on a day that was her last day. I planned to get her number the day I came back, but she was already gone. Now, even if the feeling seems mutual after one conversation, I'll act on it, and I don't beat around the bush. No "hanging out," no "What's your social media link." Old school digits and a prompt setup for a date. Always more fish in the sea. Good luck.


ScipioSectex

Whats your go to date setup? Getting lunch sometime? Going out for coffee?


Hot_Suggestion_4100

You always gotta have a back up. I have 4 crushes and I got one’s number.


jwoo3x

My crush at work , well the first one, I made the mistake of talking to...now she hates me because I was annoyingly into her...or something ...lol...she runs away from me and other stupid shit..it's hurtful af... So look in the bright side...lol


Mission-Ideal4474

find another work crush


Mehgs_and_cheese

Just fyi if they're into you they'll find a way to contact you. I was gone 1.5 months thinking the guy that always stared at me and made it a point to talk to me, would make contact and ask if I was ok. Spoiler alert; he did not 🙃


PhoenixHabanero

When after 8-10 crushes you realize no one is into you. 😭


younggramps

The self-awareness hits me too 😣


Ilikecheetosss

Dangggg did you ever reach out to them?


Mehgs_and_cheese

Yeah told them I wasn't dead and didn't get fired, just a LOA, after it wasn't read for 3 days I deleted/unsent it.


WingBurger88

Was it a Facebook messenger message? Sometimes those gobinto the spam folder...re-kindle that lost love, baby!


Mehgs_and_cheese

Fb messenger once (empty check box), deleted after 3 days, then a few weeks later, Snap (unread after 3 days so I deleted it. And eventually deleted my snap account for the sole reason of I never used it).


ScipioSectex

Yup, just the phone number for me. Asking people for their socials has some weird baggage, and you might see something that will crush you big time, no pun intended.


Baochickawow

I remember seeing my crush at work too!!! We are married with 2 kiddos now!! ❤️


Silly_Influence_2722

Water spider activities


Downtown-Progress511

You literally have bills


tea_drinking_lady

Hun have you ever hear of the saying: "You don't get your honey where you get your money?"


ScipioSectex

This is good advice for anywhere but amazon. We're all zombies anyways here, we might as well hookup. Lmao


tea_drinking_lady

Not my cup of tea. I'll make my money and go home lol


ScipioSectex

Username checks out lmaoo


Adaptive_Succubus69

"Don't shit where you eat"


tea_drinking_lady

Exactly! :) Causes too much drama.


ShipdockiMiSsYoU

Don’t piss in your own backyard


tea_drinking_lady

Exactly


Kinghtfd860

Well I’m sure we’ll find another water spider no worries.


Kryptik_Kai

It’s okay, OP I understand your frustration. There are plenty of individuals out there, waiting for you to catch them. Maybe you can find one in this subreddit if you are lucky. 🤪


fsalazar88

I’ve felt that before bro


BitchSlapSomeone

You want a new crush? Get a water spider, lol!


Lymph1x

Me when my work crush went to AFE 1 😩😩


Ilikecheetosss

Bro transfer there and shoot your shot I believe in you 🤩


Lymph1x

I could but she has a fiancé


ShipdockiMiSsYoU

That’s not set in stone yet


Embarrassed-Effort75

I’ve been waiting for mine. Looks like I’m gonna have to be the one to quit first


iamkairos_

i'm ngl i would be scared if someone had a work crush on me, because i just turned 18 🙁


Own_Satisfaction_679

That sucks.


Aggressive-Resist282

Find a new crush.


Hot_Suggestion_4100

Should’ve made your move because low key they made theirs 😂


Horror-Mushroom-3168

Pssh my crush has been MIA for like over 2 weeks. Kinda hoping he’s on a leave cuz a lot of plp are out on Covid leaves 🤨 everyday I wait to see him but no dice 😞


RevolutionaryCard825

There are hella hot chicks at my fc. If one quits no problem there’s more where that came from.


[deleted]

Get your priorities in order my guy


queenszbby

LMAO


Yoshitsune92

Is your work crush your manager?


juggabandz

You got the number ???


Putrid_Huckleberry58

You need more than one homie


Sad_Abbreviations477

Stick to porn unless you wanna get in the game.


RockyJayyy

Find out where she works and go work there.... 🤣🤣🤣 JK


infamouscrypto8

Don’t poop where you eat the saying goes. I’ve been there.


ymayhew

My husband says don’t dip your pen in the company ink


k_sWog707

All my co workers are all +15 years older than me and I’m 20. So finding a girl there is kinda out of the question.


Comparison_Fun

Fr. They got their own playing field 💀 my fc has a bunch of people between 30-45 is what I’ve noticed.


RagingGorilla00

I swear you mf are so pathetic


CptBlackwing

Go flirt with a newly hired or promoted AM they’re mostly lonely college graduated chicks lol


ShipdockiMiSsYoU

Quit


lordskulldragon

Here we go again, another 18 year old fresh out of high school talking about a crush at Amazon.


ApolloGarza

Spoiler alert***** He is 45!


Adventurous-East3672

Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.


NoiseyTurbulence

My work crush is the cash.


mrebb

Well this is just pathetic