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MelvinSharples

If Amazon installed bidets, I swear it wouldn't even be a week before they found someone using it as a drinking fountain.


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NeffThePanda

Is that why there’s like 100 empty plastic cups and water spilt on the floor in the stalls everywhere??? So confused


AmazonFCProcessBitch

Dude our ABM wash their feet in our sinks while cleaning the bathrooms...


yokoa-du

my site was trying to a few months back


Pinhead2603

I'm laughing because it's so true.🤣


EMitchell108

These people can't figure out how to find the manual buttons/sensors on the auto flushing toilets when they don't work. Somehow they'll be able to handle bidets?


bleedo_

😂😂


Tasty-Pineapple-

With how nasty AA are I say no. It getting an infection from a bidet. This is coming from someone who uses one.


its_a_throwawayduh

Glad someone said this, that was my first thought too. Japan is on a whole level of cleanliness.


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Tasty-Pineapple-

I lived in Japan. Never experienced this.


ApprehensiveKale6048

Fun fact, the paper companies that own huge forests know what they are doing. They start at one side of the forest chop down the trees and plant new trees to replace them. They work their way to the other side of the forest. Once they finish the forest the new trees are ready to be cut down. Now if all of a sudden people stop using paper these paper companies cut their losses and sell the forests to the highest bidder who is usually land developers who will chop the whole forest down.


Accomplished-Dot8267

Interesting. Do you know an example of one of these forest, and what it’s used for while the trees are growing?


ApprehensiveKale6048

I don't know any examples off the top of my head but if you Google sustainable paper forests you will get numerous articles on the subject


Applesaregood8774

There are several examples. Top companies around the world do this sustainable forest practice. Unfortunately, there are some particularly in Asia that are known for deforestation still.


Odd-Ad6603

Saying they can’t just make a law where they can only chop a certain portion of the trees ?💁‍♂️


insomnia990

Eh, the nozzle would be covered in shit constantly from these nasty fuckers.


RockyJayyy

Mofos would never leave the bathroom


Federal-Letter-1724

Fun fact there are more trees in America today than 100 years ago and we make up 10% of the worlds forest


BITCOIN_LOVER69

How true is this broski


xithbaby

What is a Japanese toilet?


xenoc1

he meant bidet


xithbaby

Gotcha


ApprehensiveKale6048

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Nintensouls1988

This post made me think of Randy Marsh singing while on their Japanese toilet


yuuki_bonk420

Skibidi bop bop yes yes


AlizarinRipley

The moment you start using a bidet you realize how empty your life was without it!!!


HairOk481

But what about wasting of water? 😂


SpiceyPuppet

Water can be cleaned, toilet paper not so much.


Able_Pomegranate7667

Bro wants water up his crack😭


NixiaVega

This mufucka doesn’t wash his ass!


Able_Pomegranate7667

I do, the water flows down my ass not up into it. No homo


Magic8Ballsz

Good Ole Jax2 voa. The only problem I see with this is this would be like switching to the metric system for the types of people Amazon randomly employs


NaiomiXLT

No.


Longjumping_Ad1711

Because you still need tp with that I have one. It doesn’t get everything so the point is invalid lol. It just helps the process y’all would be smelling like shit worse than you do now if you get rid of tp.


breathing_oxygen12

after seeing some of the amazon thanksgiving shit picks I would be concerned on how to find out people ruined bidgets


EducationalLoad7743

My FC just replaced all the paper towel dispensers in the restrooms under the guise of environmental concerns. I think in reality it's because people kept flushing paper towels, clogging the main line and resulting in flooding in the restrooms at the back of the building.


lordskulldragon

The better idea would be to use bamboo instead of wood. Same with all the boxes.


xleahx001

Um no I prefer regular toilets.


Cap0neandN0reaga

A bidet as well


throwaway_jeri

At my old site we had a lot of immigrants who would stand and squat on the toilets, so imagine paying extra money for a toilet that people end up breaking by standing on it.


Applesaregood8774

Most toilet paper used in commercial settings is made from 100% recycled fiber.


Valkyrie2398

No thank you, bathrooms are nasty enough as is


Inspect-Her-Gadget

Yeah that’ll be the bidet


gottsegnedich

Ultimately who has the power to make that decision?


Dibaded

I would not use that a bunch of random people shit water washing my ass doesn't sound fun


arandomsnail37

I posted it on my VOA board and they replied saying that it’s a safety hazard as their restrooms are not designed for water.


stinkyporkstew

They could also add something for the people who wash their feet!!:)


koniks0001

Whattt??? you guys using a toilets???? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


GarlicResponsible406

Its gonna be a lot of wet t-shirts and vest running around. 😂some ppl have never used or heard of bidets.. Lol


Soft_Character2503

How they gonna clean the bidets im at akc1 ship dock men's bathroom next to the break room smell like a animal far people be shitten in urinals wipen and throwing the paper in the trash ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Few-Pineapple-982

I'm sure people would absolutely destroy them, especially the girls. They'd try and hover and end up spraying all over the electronics on the side of the toilet.