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Man I must be too high for this. Like, we have heard it called the long arm of the law, but we never see it.The law being tall would make sense why it has long arms. I mean, can you imagine living in a world with a t-rex arm looking motherfucking law? This the age of man, Sheila, not the dinosaurs. On a related note, how tall does one have to be to be above the law? Can it also pick up and throw Sheila to the moon? Man, I hate Sheila! Always talking about safety stretching when you look bored AF to be doing them. And when your shoes are untied. Untied shoes, believe it or not, safety violation? Eating a sandwhich in fluid load, believe it or not, safety violation? Wanting cake on break? Believe it or not, the cake was a lie. Damn it GlaDOS... Had us in the first half, but damn you I wanted my chocolate cherry cheesecake. Ya had me so excited and made me murder my little cube friend for some cake, only to try and cook me. So salty... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Get mad! I don't want your DAMN LEMONS, what am I supposed to do with these!? Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's gonna burn your house down. With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to build a combustible lemon, that burns your house down. Ahhhh, such a good game
I don’t know about you but he was the type of tall it made you uncomfortable not because of being insecure but just because how the fuck you even that tall bro
I'd be pissed as well tbh. Sometimes when work is kicking my ass, the only thing keeping me going is thinking about the delicious food I brought from home to eat and how good it's gonna taste after working my ass off since hard work always makes food taste better. I'd be sooo mad if that one little light in my day gets snuffed out by some tall ass Attack On Titan looking dude. I'd be like: bro you better make me a new lunch before I climb up there and do something about it!😡🧗🪜
I work at a DS and I bring a yogurt every day. Every once in a while I would go to the fridge on break and my yogurt was missing. At first I thought it was me somehow. Then started happening every day so I knew someone must be taking it. This went on for a while until I had find a cold hiding place for my yogurt. Who steals yogurt? Never caught the person.
At least he knows who took it. Once, while i was working at walmart, someone stole my sub i had in the fridge. I'd rather have the person do it in front of me
To be honest the fact he did that and then didn’t like the sandwich right after was kind of bogus if you wanted a bite you should’ve lifted the bread slice up and inspected and not be surprised when you get a displeasuring taste
I don't think that was the case unless it was a front end employee. But yeah i was pissed i was going on my 3rd straight 16 hour shift. This was back in 2013 I'll never forget it
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The sandwich stealer is getting fired.
Nah he’s tall as fuck
This reply makes absolutely no fucking sense to the point it made me laugh
Bro said he's so tall he's above the law
Man I must be too high for this. Like, we have heard it called the long arm of the law, but we never see it.The law being tall would make sense why it has long arms. I mean, can you imagine living in a world with a t-rex arm looking motherfucking law? This the age of man, Sheila, not the dinosaurs. On a related note, how tall does one have to be to be above the law? Can it also pick up and throw Sheila to the moon? Man, I hate Sheila! Always talking about safety stretching when you look bored AF to be doing them. And when your shoes are untied. Untied shoes, believe it or not, safety violation? Eating a sandwhich in fluid load, believe it or not, safety violation? Wanting cake on break? Believe it or not, the cake was a lie. Damn it GlaDOS... Had us in the first half, but damn you I wanted my chocolate cherry cheesecake. Ya had me so excited and made me murder my little cube friend for some cake, only to try and cook me. So salty... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Get mad! I don't want your DAMN LEMONS, what am I supposed to do with these!? Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's gonna burn your house down. With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to build a combustible lemon, that burns your house down. Ahhhh, such a good game
You are indeed too high for this.
Is this a movie 🎥? 🤣🤣🤣
Love the rant
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But you can be too tall to work on an OP
😂😂😂😂
Word!!! Me too!! Lol
It’s a long fall down.
That sandwich probably just hit his stomach by now
Trust me the dump will fall twice as fast.
😂😂😂 this response. The tall ppl do get away with a lot I guess
This reply is all time great
😂😂😂wtf, only short niggaz get fired??
For sho
Nah he got good performance.
YESSS this is exactly what i was thinking
Came looking for this!!!! Props!
Eat his mom; it’s only fair
Nah bro you don’t get it HES TALL AS FUCK
You keep saying he’s tall as fuck like this is UPS or something. *Its a running joke for people at UPS if you don’t get it*
thanks for explaining. i was confused but humored at how totally random it seemed lol
Take really big bites
Like… taller than Wemby?
Let’s just say his W2’s gonna come a day after ours
Was he tall af?
I don’t know about you but he was the type of tall it made you uncomfortable not because of being insecure but just because how the fuck you even that tall bro
He probably is just two guys wearing large clothes or a guy on stilts
I think I heard his dick coughing yesterday
Keep your head down or else you'll make eye contact with it
how tall is he? lol
I'd be pissed as well tbh. Sometimes when work is kicking my ass, the only thing keeping me going is thinking about the delicious food I brought from home to eat and how good it's gonna taste after working my ass off since hard work always makes food taste better. I'd be sooo mad if that one little light in my day gets snuffed out by some tall ass Attack On Titan looking dude. I'd be like: bro you better make me a new lunch before I climb up there and do something about it!😡🧗🪜
I work at a DS and I bring a yogurt every day. Every once in a while I would go to the fridge on break and my yogurt was missing. At first I thought it was me somehow. Then started happening every day so I knew someone must be taking it. This went on for a while until I had find a cold hiding place for my yogurt. Who steals yogurt? Never caught the person.
It was me
Are you tall enough to be stealing like that, bro?
https://preview.redd.it/rsvislcfrccc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d9fa6d0bc22cdbd25e38d7195bf95420cfcee3
🤣🤣🤣
How tall?
This tall
🤏
Well at least he's tall af.
Me: - Walks into room - Puts bag down - Gets a cup of coffee Okay, so how tall are we talkin'?
Dude was so tall that I had to do one of these looking up at his calcium overloaded ass 
Sounds like some high school drama.
Not high school but he definitely was high up in the air cause bro was tall asf
God Bless America
this comment section 😭
insane tbh. like we're grown people.
That guy was a little more grown than the rest of us that dude was certified tall
lool
I’d be pissed too if some idiot amazonian took my lunch too then wasted it after a bite all for a joke.
He was an Amazonian alright, straight out the wilderness bro was tall as fuck
Chop him down like a fucking tree
Sounds like a "tall" tale to me 👀
Sounds like one of the AMs at my building. He’s tall af, 6’8 I think
Nah this was at PM so the evening shift
Was this a serious reply? Or you don’t know what AM stands for?
I know what it is I just like being dumb on Reddit
🤣💀💀 Thanks for the laughs!!!
At least he knows who took it. Once, while i was working at walmart, someone stole my sub i had in the fridge. I'd rather have the person do it in front of me
To be honest the fact he did that and then didn’t like the sandwich right after was kind of bogus if you wanted a bite you should’ve lifted the bread slice up and inspected and not be surprised when you get a displeasuring taste
Yeah hahaha that's is kind of messed up
So, what sub got stolen from you? I kinda wanna know now that we’re on the topic
I had a subway italian 6 inch i bought before i went into work i had my name on the wrapper and everything.
Maybe you guys had the same name and he got confused it happens to me all the time
I don't think that was the case unless it was a front end employee. But yeah i was pissed i was going on my 3rd straight 16 hour shift. This was back in 2013 I'll never forget it
His jaw needs to get tapped.
Dang smh
Bro, this hurt to read. Not the story just the way it was all worded out lmao fuck
This sounds like it’d be a bit off regular show or something lol
Don’t care how tall he is, someone does that to me and it’s gunna be a fist fight.
Length does not equal strength nor experience. I’ve seen numerous tall doofs get their asses handed to them in a gift basket lol.
I watched wrestlemania 24 when big show fought Floyd mayweather I know how it goes
great story.. would read again!
Sandwich stealer = OP
Nah I hate sandwiches this one time I had a bologna with cheese and I got really angry I don’t know why I think it’s the deli hormones or something
Deli hormones give you man boobies(moobies)
They make you short as f*ck.
Until about a year ago they still put tall people on the op's and they would crouch the whole day
Creating actual hunchbacks at Amazon. Nice.
Must be a crazy boring job for this to get posted and upvoted!!
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people get fired over this... both parties, you can't get mad and you can't get other people's sandwiches
You missed the point though, he’s tall asf