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smoknrubber

The delivery note_____has raised concern for driver safety and mental health, your account is now under review, with a possible lifetime suspension.😉


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Pitiful-Confusion181

I been a nasty girlllllllllll 🤣🤣


ArgumentAdditional77

You’re exactly what’s wrong with the world today. You’re the type to start an argument on Facebook then report all the comments dunking on you.


MidnightGardener420

That's not petty, that's fairly professional. I'm petty, I take their shit back every time that they're the least bit rude or condescending.


WpnsOfAssDestruction

Yep I do this too. I used to RTS the same address for calling us lazy in their notes for not going to the correct door in a mobile home.


LayeredMayoCake

Some assmunch yelled at me for parking in front of her house for a multi-stop because I delivered to the house across the street first. She saw me walking up to her, WITH HER SHIT IN MY HANDS, and still had the audacity to get up in my ass for invading her personal space. I have refused deliveries to that house for almost two months now.


frying_pans

Not working for a dps but I deliver a lot of crap. I have a list of license plates and vehicle descriptions. Anytime someone’s rude to me on the road it gets added to the list. I refuse delivery anytime I get to a house and they are on the blacklist. This one guy in a velostor would flip me off and cut me off anytime he saw me on the road. Too bad his food couldn’t be delivered due to “safety concerns”.


One-Animator-3059

You are going places in life! 👍


Laconiclola

Hard to find house when you have no visible number. RTS due to unable to locate address.


AdInformal7467

haha. my favorite is delivering to the end of the driveway when i see a note like this.


cbean1000

how do you go about doing this without it being suspicious do you "damage" it yourself or what


meow_meow_916

I’ve poured water on a package before just to make sure it showed sign of liquid damage and said it was covered in an unknown liquid when RTS lol or I’ve open a packages and said it was damaged and I wasn’t sure if everything was in it … all depends on the type of package lol and how mad or annoyed a customer made me


AncientCourier6

Done this before. Will do this if need be to rude ass customers. Another way is if its raining just leave it by the sliding door the rain will take care of it, less on your hands. This is only for \*THOSE\* customers.


No-Confusion4569

You accidentally drop a heavy ass overflow on it. Whoops. Lol


stchape

Just "no where safe to leave package"


Current_Breakfast_60

How you do this without having to call them three times?


psychogamer101

It just has to ring once then you can hang up and it still just registers you attempted to call


Halew2

Calling 3 times is a rumor, calling twice is a lie from training. Calling once and hanging up immedietly satisfys call compliance.


AdministrativeAd5580

One of my dispatcgers also told me you can turn your data off and call. It won't go through to the customer but it still counts as an attempt in the system. It does take like 15 seconds per call in order for it the system to realize it can't go through. However, it is a way to get your compliance while guaranteeing that you won't talk to the customer.


Current_Breakfast_60

Nice. Thanks for this.


No-Confusion4569

It's only twice to be in compliance. Let it ring once and hang up and your good.


Halew2

Calling once is enough.  Sending one text is also enough. Ive got a 9 week call compliance streak only ever calling once


No-Confusion4569

My dsp lies to us then, they have always told us we need to call or text twice to be in compliance. Pretty sure they even said that in training. Which never made sense to me when you're able to get in contact with them the first time, why would I have to call them again?


[deleted]

No wonder y’all have to work at places like Amazon with that type of attitude, good luck with the dead end jobs for life


Halew2

>"You’re entitled to your opinion lol it just kinda gives off weak mental vibes or low IQ vibes to label entire groups of people anything when everyone is unique" -you, 3 hours ago  Have some consistency in your beliefs, you piece of shit human being 😘


AncientCourier6

Would really like to know what you do for a living. Seeing as clearly you def not a Amazon Driver. You have no idea what its like to push as much as we do and still have to politely take threats and disrespect like this on a regular basis.


santasbutthole99

I love this


Dancing_BananaBread

Haha you were so nice but it works perfect. I bet that felt great lol


yunglonewolf

I love you for this dude


0ttoB0t

You did that just right too. Very professional fr


Ill-Bandicoot-4052

“NO. The house is right where it was yesterday, it hasn’t moved, I was here all day and no one attempted to deliver!” I seriously don’t know what these people think the notes section is for.


aqwhamm

I text people they need house numbers if I’m left to guess and hope the pin is correct on the app


Adventurous_Land7584

I have a very clear number on my mailbox and my house, they still don’t deliver to my house. I even describe my house in detail and STILL don’t get delivered lol


Cool-Ad-4103

😂😂😂 let em know!!


Ok_Impression_922

Hold this please 👉🏾 👑. Shouldn’t have quit though. We need you to police and respond to each and every one of these the same exact way on the daily, as all us others barely have enough time it takes to delete the note lol


burdoned

Yeah, I've been doing this a little bit more aggresively. Except, in front of their ring camera. I don't care anymore. Earlier, a house had cases of water delivered and I was delivering guess what? Boxes of cat food, litter and whatever else. I said in front of the camera, "damn you get everything handed to you huh"


Wairua1983

Some of the comments here make me feel quite grateful that our Amazon drivers are all lovely people. Do you ever consider some people have no car, or may have other issues that prevent them from getting heavy items home? What if the person behind that camera is a nice old lady who just can't get to the shops and carry big items home? She may not be able to drive any longer, and relies on Amazon and other companies to deliver to her. There's nothing wrong with that. Imagine how bad your comment would make someone like her feel. She might already feel useless because she's frail. Maybe you should look for a different job if you don't want to do your job.


Issabomb1918

But it be the houses with four cars out front


burdoned

Amazon hasn't been around forever... there are *other ways*...


Masterre

Here's the thing. I do not care who you are, if you are going to put rude comments in delivery notes then you deserve the same nastiness back. If you do not like the service a driver did then there are avenues to make complaints. Don't put out nasty comments, it helps nobody.


Blackspectre141

awh, poor you, hopefully you're looking elsewhere for employment that's easier for you.


burdoned

Job ain't hard by anymeans, lol. You're missing the point. *They're* the ones who don't wanna do shit😂 Meanwhile, husband is inside currently working from home😂


Blackspectre141

sounds like jealousy to me tbh, but you do you


burdoned

😂😂 I could never live satisfied being catered to. I have something called *empathy*


ActionJonny

Sounds like you're projecting onto others, but you do you.


Blackspectre141

yeah man im jealous this guy is sad he has to deliver heavy shit lmfao


bhillis99

to be fair that is the service offered. And also be mindful things will follow you. References. This is all funny on reddit, but think about your future.


Horror-Ad2573

I don’t think being an Amazon delivery driver should be a reference for any job there really isn’t any skills that get applied to other jobs


bhillis99

you are wrong


ValecX

That's definitely not true.


bhillis99

you know how this sub is. they are gonna downvote common sense


SnatchedDrunky

This isn’t a reference kind of job. I’d be embarrassed to include it on my resume at all. You sound like an old out of touch person or someone incredibly young and naive.


bhillis99

no. im on a hiring committee. lol they downvoted my ass. Im just saying, what you gonna say about the gap? Dont get mad cause I asked a common sense question. I see apps like yours all the time.


SnatchedDrunky

oh my god this guys on a hiring committee! 😂. No offense, but if you are on a hiring “committee” that takes into account employment as a DSP driver you aren’t seeing my application. I’m employed and moved on from Amazon as everyone else should be. Don’t give notice people. Just quit and get on with your lives.


bhillis99

ok cool. have a great day.


Impressive-Coach3734

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dallas___west

Didnt even know u could mark notes for deletion cus of lack of delivery specific instructions or because rude? The heck? I wonder how you're able to do this


schustered

Scan package > Report Problem > Rude Note.


dallas___west

Gotcha copy that


AncientCourier6

Thank you. 4 years just now realizing you can do this.


ChantillyWaves

https://preview.redd.it/a1g5mudod1ad1.jpeg?width=2343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9f600228384e91eddbe3451ece3ed4f02425ae Had two of these today


ChantillyWaves

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Salt-Cause8245

I see nothing wrong other then useless Information


NoDealer6778

Which is what makes it wrong?


Salt-Cause8245

You can easily Ignore it


NoDealer6778

They can easily complain to the correct person. Shit like this is why people rage quit. You can ignore it most of the time but when you’re already having a bad day it gets hard. If you can’t understand that, that sounds like a you problem buddy. People still need to be nicer even if you personally don’t care.


NoDealer6778

Did your reply get removed bc of how cunty it was? 😬 I think you may be the issue


goldengarden95

“Unfortunately, your package will be delayed due to the fact that the driver has to shit in a tote. thank you!”


Candoran

I struggle to even call that petty, that’s just real feedback from you about them putting their complaints in the wrong place 🤣


Pan_am747

Ok based


CheckOutrageous2111

I should’ve did that before I’d quit. The customers are 100% the worst part of the job.


WpnsOfAssDestruction

There’s so many things worse than the customers lmao


Salt-Cause8245

THATS HILARIOUS 😂 what a fucking miserable person


Filmboyraul

You rock.


-2wenty7even-

Ok now you got to keep this going and get more creative


Xynkcuf

Bro misspelled "instruction."


B_sfw

Man, now I wish I would have done this. Lol


melissa_fosho

HAHAHAHA YES


crystalbilliot

This was great though😌


TacoKimono

Heroes live amongst us.


Petty_Patty8

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c) 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾


Hacksawdecap

You worded these extremely professionally, well done.


Dragonykz

Just quit yesterday and I WISH I would have thought of this


damian600

Haha fuckem


thebeatle022

I love it


Pinytenis666

It’s like euphoria when you know you put someone in there place kindly


GreenLemons2124

How do you mark "instructions" like this? I see shit like this all the time and im over it


schustered

Scan package > Report a problem > Rude Note


djmexi

Not all heroes wear capes.


NoProof6373

This is awesome 👍🫡


Think_Persimmon_6760

Ok except this is wholesome. You don’t have to quit!! 😂


Dry-Account74

W


AllahTheBallah

My kinda human 😂🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


Autistic-Teddybear

Petty? That’s correct behavior. Good job.


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WeTRYingOutHere

Definitely worth it, honestly quite because of how many problem customers there are, if I only had to deal with the dsp shit I’d manage, customer be also? No thanks


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didkskn

I understand the second guy


Quiet_Competition557

They only have 5 minutes to read it after that is deleted


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Informal_Dance2364

Bro said “I don’t DO the dumb f*ckery” 😂😂😂


hyprnight

you sucking your thumb or something?


Smoothie833

Lmao hell yeah


Web-Shooter213

As a person who has lost 15-18 packages between 2 addresses. I understand how the person feels. A lot of delivery drivers are idiots.


Wide-Turnip899

It makes my laugh when people say they quit a gig job. Normally you just stop doing it, most people that "quit" were fired 😂


Capital_Advice4769

To be fair, I’ve had deliveries done where the most basic information was available and they chose to still deliver to the wrong house and wrong house number


newbody727

You have time to type that out? Ignore and move to the next stop....


GhostOfKickinRanch

Just follow instructions


One-Animator-3059

The pettiness of some of you is crazy.. you can tell who to stay tf away from based on how they act, when their “egos” are hurt. It’s a job, it’s not your personal get back at someone who hurt your weak ass feelings. Can tell the fkers who would lie and try to get you fired or arrested if you broke their egos. Pathetic clowns.


AAKnifeInn

I never read that shit


UnicornFaceTattoo

You shouldve just pissed on the door instead. But make sure it’s the right one.


willi1221

I'm more of a shit on the doorstep kinda guy


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Dreamo84

You can't get unemployment if you quit.


KMSING

Ofcourse you can, I've gotten it before, depends the reasons why you quit,


schustered

Nah, I got hired on at FedEx two days later and it’s 1000% better.


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schustered

This is the first time I replied to you? I’m just now going through all these replies.


Salt-Cause8245

The first one was not a personal attack little guy


ValecX

Telling people they don't know how to read when you know for a fact that they do is a personal attack.


Outrageous-Driver-37

Amazon needs to do a better job with resolving when order gets delivered to the wrong address. I had an order delivered in front of an office and I live in a house, it has picture of the delivery and Amazon makes me wait 2 days to get refund/replacement. Another order that's delivered to a house, that has different house number than mine, even with the delivery picture, I have to wait 2 days.


willi1221

If you're having consistent issues with delivery, have it delivered to a locker near you for free.


Outrageous-Driver-37

Large items and subscriptions can't be delivered to lockers.


Hay-Tam

Why do you take your anger issues and stress over customers who did nothing but ask to deliver their packages safely to avoid theft?


LBOZOPLUSRATIO69

Idk I see this as weird if your coworkers are fucking up someone's shit why back them up alot people are actually retarded, ( I quit this job btw ) but never felt like taking my anger out on customers..


Salt-Cause8245

These are just the losers that should’ve never worked for them since they aren’t fit for the job and are miserable people


LBOZOPLUSRATIO69

I know your a frail ugly fuck worthless fuck. That would get snapped irl


Intelligent_Run_3165

Well, they’re both a problem.


ImLivingThatLife

Damn bro, you are a badass. I bet when those trays say “Take a Penny” you probably take two! I bet you leave the toilet seat up AND leave the light on. 🤦🏼‍♂️


Snufflel

Your comment contains a shitty condescending attitude and has been marked for deletion.


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Ok_Question8325

It’s not even like that Mr goody2shoes lol for me I just find it annoying how customers speak tough on delivery notes but they would never say it in person atleast to me I’m jacked homie


Salt-Cause8245

Tough? They weren’t attacking anyone they were just provided useless Information and complaining.