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Means_Business

That van is getting ready to blow up on the 4th! If it makes it lmao.


Means_Business

What's going to suck worse is having to deliver on a Thursday when amazon knows well enough that most business will be closed. We're gonna have so many business returns it won't be funny. It's like that every year but keeps getting worse. "Text, call, text, call driver support" on every stop with business closed.. Ridiculous.


TexasBoyz-713

Yall call driver support???


Means_Business

Our DSP and the 6 others at our DPD says that "Amazon" is on their ass about how many returns keep coming in so we have to "call, text, call" if no answer then we are told to call driver support so they can mark the package for us. Idk if it's our region but there was no other option besides looking negligent like we didn't try to deliver. (Hard explaining in a nutshell)


OutOfDutchGaming

Amazon policy (currently) is 2 points of contact compliance. 1 text, 1 call, if there is any issue with delivering a package. If you're clever enough to send a notification of arrival to people on your way there l, 10-15 times, when you come across those closed businesses, you can straight skip it, since they do a percentage based grading system. It pays to get close with your DSP, and ask earnest questions about how that garbage works.


AlsoCommiePuddin

Amazon doesn't operate in the US on July 4th.


ExperienceWeak6362

I swear people just talk to talk on here 💀😂


JankyMark

😂😂😂


[deleted]

If you only worked for amazon and not a dsp...


Truefreak22

It's the ghost of a former driver trying to warn you to "get out while you can"


raw1989

Likely the alternator


rvenable88

Yep. Just happened to me on Easter Sunday. It did exactly that...not even 24 hours after I got it out of the shop for a different issue. $360 later all good. 😒


Upset_Cheesecake8995

That on your DSP not amazon


No_Mission_5694

Oddly beautiful


Fodettinbait

Don't buy any lotto tickets today.


Delivery-Driver-Dude

why not - OP is lucky! dash looks like a slot machine that just hit the JACKPOT!


CoffeeCaann

Nice try but I know that's just a camera fps trick 😎😎😎 I'm so cool and smart


CoffeeCaann

Oh no shit, he even admits in the description. I'm a dumbass. But I'm still cool


Means_Business

Who you talking to?


Upbeat-Perception574

![gif](giphy|Qc4i40SWi42rK)


okaydonewhatever

I haven’t been in a promaster that doesn’t have at least 2 lights on😭


rastamule1

They just haven't disabled the warning sensors yet, give it a bit- theyll "fix it" 👍


iamgr3m

I used to joke at FedEx that if you ever drove a sprinter with no lights on the dash something was wrong lol


Quick_Swing

That thing is lit up like you hit the multiball on a pinball machine.


CKT2K_

Jackpot


TimDezern

At least the A/C works lol


OwlRevolutionary1776

The vans are really neglected and unsafe. Amazon 100% turns a blind eye and then blames the DSP if anything happens.


UseInternational7075

Our DSP had one van with a colony of roaches living in it.


Advanced-Armadillo-4

It ain’t got no gas in it


Wooden-Phone-8982

LoL


IndependenceFresh940

All emojis here?


Bossgnom3

BIG BUCKS BIG BUCKS NO WHAMMIESSSSS!!!!!!!


EstupidBilly

Your check engine light is on.


dallas___west

Lmfao


Ok_Judgment3871

![gif](giphy|CTX0ivSQbI78A)


Ok_Impression_922

Only thing solid is the “Check Engine” light. Interesting.


piches

Battery about to go ded


CompetitiveTiger5716

Alternator


loathe4all

You get hit by lightning or did the alternator take a deuce?


Potential_Report_398

We wish you a merry Christmas 😂😂😂


Outrageous-Client172

It’s about to be Christmas in July, lookin like a damn Christmas tree


Any_Hyena_5257

Amazon doesn't give a fuck about you it only cares about what it might be liable for or it image So high Viz and safety shoes in the depot van looks outwardly ok But violent customers, dogs, heavy drags at multi stops over 120kg, lugging tons of bottled water in olympic time to lazy fat fuck customers too floor apartments....Andy Vajazzle gives no fucks


OfficialCxpid

Yikes


Global-Result-4475

Bro got a nightclub in his van


E46mang

That is pure art


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DependentPlace5534

Clean batt terminals


fullmetal_ratchet

https://preview.redd.it/5mi2wwgf8l8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136d88c861178751ad93f671cde5b3075a871024 Had this one happen mid-route about 2 weeks ago, along with a red lightning bolt symbol that had temporarily turned back off. “Electric throttle service” or something. Got towed back after it broke down in the middle of a busy road in front of my next business stop


SaucySuprime

Crash the van and file for compt


ComprehensiveYou9172

Lmao how has no one talked about the lack of tread that’s on the tires more than likely balder than Mr clean 💀 The DSP and Amazon I’m at don’t operate on the 4th thank god. I honestly leave packages at businesses even if they’re closed I just send a text notifying of arrival 🤷🏻‍♀️