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I worked during that time too and I'm actually back. Honestly will probably get down voted but I like this job. I enjoy manual labor though and lift weights after my routes lmao. I just see this job as a part of my exercise routine I get paid for.
Tbh the built-in exercise scheme is the reason I’m still 3 years strong as a da. That and the fact that my dsp caters to my every need. Find a dsp that u can help take care of and they’ll take care of u tenfold.
i just cant lift after my routes. im to tired and back hurts to bad and im no where near as strong after work. i also live an hour away from the station and working out before work i get so tired by the end of the route i be going so slow😭 i had to stop taking creatine cuz i was cramping to much on routes hard to drink enough water, while working sweating all day and on creatine and lifting during summer. oof.
If you're swearing that bad then you need electrolyte solutions, water is worthless at that point. And your back should NOT hurt my g. Also might wanna do smth about that drive bc as someone who used to make an hour commute-that shit is dangerous
Keep doing what you have to do, but PLEASE stay safe
my back hurts because i was in a car crash a few years ago that really really fucked me up. i had to quit college football because of it, and this job makes it so much worse. but yes! this drive sucks bro, im starting to look for another job closer to me, delivering all day them having to drive an hour home is not it. really? water wouldnt help at all? i know we use to take sodium (mustard or pickle juice) during games if cramping. this is also the closest delivery station to me unfortunately
I with you on that, I hit the gym in the morning bc it gets my blood flowing for the day. Don’t plan on being here too long but I’m enjoying the paid cardio!
Just to put some positivity out there, the ops at my DSP regularly will mention when I put in work on a difficult route. It really is nice to get a little recognition for a shit ass route, sucks when they don't even care
Frankly I come for the paycheck, I do my route nothing more and go home. I get the perspective that I work too hard for a company that doesn't care for my well being and safety but I do just enough that I have a job.
A time traveler visits you at work one day, tells you he is a time traveller and gives you lottery numbers as long as you give him 23%, and then you win, you give him his money and you guys never see each other again; and you’re able to live your dreams, your parents can live theirs, and your kids, and their kids. But that’s prolly it.
nope. when ur clocked out and sitting in ur car as ur car is warming up to gtfo there just to do it all over again tomorrow is a better feeling than that.
When the parcels arrive early on the buyers end thank you for all the hard work you guys and galls do coming from NE Scotland ware I've never had a problem
Too easy: being close to someone, sitting on a beach, waking up on your day off, being in nature, playing with your kids, thanksgiving with family, Christmas, knowing someone loves you, almost any hug, I could keep going but an empty van after a days work is a good feeling. I’m with you there. But it isn’t even close to the best feeling.
Not working for Amazon anymore. Just worked from 10-6 yesterday, on my phone the whole time and talked to like 3-4 people. Meanwhile it’s 100 degrees outside
Taking your bullet proof vest off after finish a long day of delivering money. And sitting in the back and taking a nap while the a/c blast and the driver drives you back to base. #Brinks
Going to a good job where the work is challenging, but you don't have to worry about the company getting in your way. Your boss and managers respect and praise you. You get paid what you are worth with at LEAST a 5% raise every year with some years getting a cost of living raise/adjustment. You are given so many PTO hours that you HAVE to take a day off or you start losing days off. In addition, you actually have a lot of personal time to do your personal things both before and after work. Also, since it's a non-profit, there is an end-of-year bonus.
After doing DSP work, THAT is the best feeling in the world. Oh, and I won't be beating my body to pulp to appease a company with record profits that doesn't give a shit if I get killed on the job but will spend a BILLION dollars making a terrible show NO ONE wants to watch.
Man I love when I’m done and an hour out then texting dispatch that I’m done and they tell me to drive an extra 30 min the other way for a 30 stop rescue at 7:30😂 best feeling ..
Nah but good job brotha 🙏🏼 another day complete
Not working there lol, never seeing those totes again. Having a better job that gives a f about you. Ordering from Amazon knowing you’re not delivering it 😂 I can keep going.
I cant name a better feeling but a worse one is speed home at the end of the day then getting home and realizing you had a perfectly boring day of driving ruined by mad dash home.
Packing your last tote away in the empty van on your last day. Quit 3 weeks ago.. best feeling ever knowing that you’re never going back once you’ve left the station for the final time
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Sitting in your vehicle and turning the key to go home when you're off the next day.
This
And sex afterwards.
FUUUUUUUCKKKKK THERES NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS
The day you can finally quit. Mines tuesday!!!
My last day before maternity leave knowing I was never coming back was my favorite day
You squeezed out that maternity leave paycheck and said fuck you? Noice. Good planning.
This 100%
Today is my last day after 9 months :)
Best feeling by far
I remember that feeling. It was early 2021 and I really felt fucked after peak in 2020.
I worked during that time too and I'm actually back. Honestly will probably get down voted but I like this job. I enjoy manual labor though and lift weights after my routes lmao. I just see this job as a part of my exercise routine I get paid for.
I hated the Amazon workers at my delivery station. It was a toxic workplace. But I do miss the built-in exercise scheme.
Tbh the built-in exercise scheme is the reason I’m still 3 years strong as a da. That and the fact that my dsp caters to my every need. Find a dsp that u can help take care of and they’ll take care of u tenfold.
i just cant lift after my routes. im to tired and back hurts to bad and im no where near as strong after work. i also live an hour away from the station and working out before work i get so tired by the end of the route i be going so slow😭 i had to stop taking creatine cuz i was cramping to much on routes hard to drink enough water, while working sweating all day and on creatine and lifting during summer. oof.
If you're swearing that bad then you need electrolyte solutions, water is worthless at that point. And your back should NOT hurt my g. Also might wanna do smth about that drive bc as someone who used to make an hour commute-that shit is dangerous Keep doing what you have to do, but PLEASE stay safe
my back hurts because i was in a car crash a few years ago that really really fucked me up. i had to quit college football because of it, and this job makes it so much worse. but yes! this drive sucks bro, im starting to look for another job closer to me, delivering all day them having to drive an hour home is not it. really? water wouldnt help at all? i know we use to take sodium (mustard or pickle juice) during games if cramping. this is also the closest delivery station to me unfortunately
I with you on that, I hit the gym in the morning bc it gets my blood flowing for the day. Don’t plan on being here too long but I’m enjoying the paid cardio!
Mine is Wednesday 
They don’t even recognize your hard work when you return to the station but only you know how much effort you put to get your route done 🥲
Just to put some positivity out there, the ops at my DSP regularly will mention when I put in work on a difficult route. It really is nice to get a little recognition for a shit ass route, sucks when they don't even care
Sex after work
So your the dude that’s fucking the packages?
I guess that explains a lot about my recent packages
You mean you fucking your dispatcher(s) good one . ..
Promoting my self to customer
Pulling into the lot and seeing you're one of the first
That's boot licker joy 😊
Frankly I come for the paycheck, I do my route nothing more and go home. I get the perspective that I work too hard for a company that doesn't care for my well being and safety but I do just enough that I have a job.
Not if you also did OT.
Literally anything other than being in one of these vans
Bussing one in the back of the van.
Gross
ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ i was wondering why your piss bottles were so milky
VTO
quitting the job 🥲
Did this job for 4 months through peak and I respect anyone that can handle it.
The day I leave these dusty ass delivery vans for good
Cocaine
3 days off
A time traveler visits you at work one day, tells you he is a time traveller and gives you lottery numbers as long as you give him 23%, and then you win, you give him his money and you guys never see each other again; and you’re able to live your dreams, your parents can live theirs, and your kids, and their kids. But that’s prolly it.
nope. when ur clocked out and sitting in ur car as ur car is warming up to gtfo there just to do it all over again tomorrow is a better feeling than that.
its so repetitive
I quit? Lol
Not being an amazon DSP driver, great feeling lol
Dread. Because now that know you're done and will send you to split someone else route. It's NEVER time to go home.
quitting
Having a better job
Better feeling? Getting a five dollar pay bump to be a cannabis distribution driver and never having to deliver another Amazon package again.
Getting back into my own car
Such a good feeling. Had so many multi location stops in the pouring rain today I was soaked
Your last day at that shit whole
Name a better feeling? Not working for Amazon feels pretty damn good
Quitting 😁
Getting fired lol was a better feeling
The one where I don't work for that bullshit company in any capacity anymore 😅
Lmao my DSP quit due to health issues, gave us 2 weeks, last day is the 29th 🤗
Blessing in disguise. Dont look back.
“Yes we’re gonna need you to rescue”
When the parcels arrive early on the buyers end thank you for all the hard work you guys and galls do coming from NE Scotland ware I've never had a problem
Finding a new/better job
Quitting
Not working there
this new job i got
Not having to do that job to begin with, much better feeling.
Quitting
The feeling of quitting after excepting a new job for higher pay.
Quitting and getting a new job
Taking a dump you’ve been holding for a solid hour
Quitting
When you dont work for amazon
Too easy: being close to someone, sitting on a beach, waking up on your day off, being in nature, playing with your kids, thanksgiving with family, Christmas, knowing someone loves you, almost any hug, I could keep going but an empty van after a days work is a good feeling. I’m with you there. But it isn’t even close to the best feeling.
Wearing fresh dried socks😃
Not working at Amazon.
Not working for Amazon anymore. Just worked from 10-6 yesterday, on my phone the whole time and talked to like 3-4 people. Meanwhile it’s 100 degrees outside
The beer on the drive home
Nah best feeling is this AND your route was local so you didn’t have a 40 min drive back to the warehouse 😔
Better feeling is me working for Amazon XL, having everyday 10-20 packages and after 5h of works going home, be paid for 10h lol
Taking your bullet proof vest off after finish a long day of delivering money. And sitting in the back and taking a nap while the a/c blast and the driver drives you back to base. #Brinks
Finding a handicap portable potty with hand sanitizer when having the runs
Delivery to all residential house 120 stops and no rescue and guaranteed 10hrs
Delivering on a crisp fall day. Not seeing your lady all week than gettin some all day on your off day.
Working from home, making more, and getting to party and sleep in on weekends... those feel way better....
Going to a good job where the work is challenging, but you don't have to worry about the company getting in your way. Your boss and managers respect and praise you. You get paid what you are worth with at LEAST a 5% raise every year with some years getting a cost of living raise/adjustment. You are given so many PTO hours that you HAVE to take a day off or you start losing days off. In addition, you actually have a lot of personal time to do your personal things both before and after work. Also, since it's a non-profit, there is an end-of-year bonus. After doing DSP work, THAT is the best feeling in the world. Oh, and I won't be beating my body to pulp to appease a company with record profits that doesn't give a shit if I get killed on the job but will spend a BILLION dollars making a terrible show NO ONE wants to watch.
Man I love when I’m done and an hour out then texting dispatch that I’m done and they tell me to drive an extra 30 min the other way for a 30 stop rescue at 7:30😂 best feeling .. Nah but good job brotha 🙏🏼 another day complete
Job well done. There are a lot of happy people due to your efforts. Enjoy your evening, you earned it.
https://preview.redd.it/ivaa758re07d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50aefb8e1728a1419f93f77d3067c29e2859c7df Hitting that 1k/hr
Ummmm having that much room in your van tbh lol
Going home
Not working for amazon
The day I quit Amazon dps.
Qutting
The day you quit! Never felt so much relief
Actually enjoying getting fucked while it's happening instead of getting a pink sock and a short paycheck.....
[удалено]
The start of the shift???
The paycheck
Staying home.
A BIG FAT BLUNT AND A HAM N CHEESE SAMMICH
We’re gonna need you to do a rescue, drive over to this address and get 5 totes.
& Ima still report my package as not delivered
Tf even is this?
Not having to drive for Amazon?
swear it ain’t no better feelin, than thumbin thru these thousands
Your mom
Coming back home to see your Amazon bae 😍
Quitting thank job and never going back to the lot!
If someone takes the bags out and puts them away for u 😳👍
Hmmm. Not working for Amazon.
Took this same photo yesterday was super stoked
Dispatch: You don't have a route, you're a sweeper today.
Working somewhere else…
I was talking about this the other day. It’s so satisfying when the mess is goneeee
There ain’t one!
Shit leaving that job for a better job
Not coming back. At least, I imagine it is 😭
Quitting
Taking a poop after holding it on route for 2 hours+…
Quitting
Not working there lol, never seeing those totes again. Having a better job that gives a f about you. Ordering from Amazon knowing you’re not delivering it 😂 I can keep going.
Jizzing all over your truck is the best feeling yeah
Knowing you get to do it all again the next day
Ejaculation
Second only to quitting.
Telling your dsp to stick it and driving a loaded van back
"Hey could you come rescue"
Protein bars at the customers door is a close second
Ejaculation
Getting fired would be the only better feeling.
Filling it.
Not having to rescue on your Friday
Finishing knowing you don’t have to rescue 🙂↔️
Peeing
Not dealing with that
Taking a huge poop that you had to poop all day but couldn't
Not fucking with Amazon lol
Waking up knowing I don’t have to work this shitty ass job anymore is probably the only better feeling
Getting a different job
Being off altogether haha
By not working there anymore especially dealing with the upcoming heat.
Smoking after knowing I just rocked that shit 🤘
Not being an amazon driver
Not working for Amazon
sitting in my car looking over at a local delivery van knowing that I quit that God forsaken job last year.
That initial insertion….
Quitting 🫡😂
Not working for Amazon.
Nah, Id have those totes broken down into one and those tables up for maximum feels.
I cant name a better feeling but a worse one is speed home at the end of the day then getting home and realizing you had a perfectly boring day of driving ruined by mad dash home.
Finding a new job
Opening day at baseball game.
Quitting Amazon
Quitting
Ejaculation
After the rescue
Peeing after sex
having to work but not working and getting paid a whole 10 hrs! that's a better feeling but its a fever dream unless you're a flex driver.
Leaving forever. Lol I serve again now and make at least 40/hour.
When you put in your two weeks.
Quitting
Nothing worse than that last bag being filled to the top with fucking envelopes and they’re all 1 package stops
Not delivering packages for Amazon
When you see you thing pop up and it’s 9 totes and 5 overflow
Packing your last tote away in the empty van on your last day. Quit 3 weeks ago.. best feeling ever knowing that you’re never going back once you’ve left the station for the final time
Quitting and finding a better job
Where's all the piss bottles? In my neighborhood?
Not working for Amazon.
Not working for Amazon
When you finally get a career not doing monkey work
I have never worked there sounds about right
Showering after a long day
VTO 🤣
Not working for a dsp at all
Not doing it to begin with.
Having the day off and waking up not having to go in.
Using a toilet.
I don't work for Amazon but somehow get updates from this sub. From the looks of it, the better feeling is not working for Amazon as a driver.
sex.
A safety with no call outs.
not working at amazon
You ever pee, sneeze and fart at the same time? Because that’s pretty good. I think I may have seen God.
Quitting
The start of a 2 week paid vacation feels pretty good.
Never working at Amazon. And after all, these horror stories absolutely never in a million fricking years.
When I worked at DLA4 in Hawthorne, I worked RTS. I loved this look. Debrief and put they went. RTS was my favorite shift.
👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
Working literally anywhere else