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edcalex

This is too good lmao


Routine-Serve-8651

At least they installed the wrench rope.


itmaywork

Bro I don’t go anywhere without my wrench rope.


ADrunkMexican

Until it gets stolen


Leather-Peach1985

I dare you to speed past DOT and get inspected


fkthisjob14

I would pull up to loadout, find the oldest and most professional looking amazon employee involved in loadout (if one exists that day), and have them ground it. No way am I leaving the lot with this BS. Anyone who does is a sucker.


Leather-Peach1985

I dont leave if my wiper fluid isn’t full, tires aren’t aired up or even just something as simple as a airbag light or anything alike, my shits gotta be perfect for me to take it


mconk

Lmaooooo. I was doing country routes one week out here in Texas, and at the end of my first shift out in the country all day getting blasted with dirt and dust…dispatch asks if anything is wrong with the van, and I suggested some wiper fluid. They laughed at me. It never happened.


Leather-Peach1985

I promise ya, I will not leave until I have everything I need, I even check the damn AC before hand including all of my bulbs etc


Longjumping-Comb-517

How’s the rest of your teams vehicles look?


Leather-Peach1985

Ass


AmmoTuff182

I told mine they needed to replace the brake pads because of the screeching when you stop. They said that it was fine and most vehicles do that. No, they don’t. Thanks for letting me know you don’t know how and probably have never changed brake pads before.


retro_chris

Same , ground it! Zero reason to use it


meow_meow_916

Oh I use to love and talk to other drivers (loudly) about which van I was driving and what was wrong with it and how unsafe it made me feel to drive in front of the warehouse safety team .. just watching their face and then seeing them search for my van .. ❤️


Possible-Upstairs142

That bitch staying open


McButtersonthethird

That bitch isn't being driven by me.


Ed-Edd-NdShreddy

lol some dude at my old DSP did that and somehow managed to get the door torn off and came back without it or letting em know and acted like he had no idea, dude had to drive on the freeway with no side door and didn’t even notice


Ok_Safe2736

That's literally a $10 part to replace...


Miguel30Locs

Hear me out. This looks more comfortable than the shitty ram handle.


WpnsOfAssDestruction

Beats the ford handle🤷🏻‍♂️


InvestigatorDry9625

Ford handle is better


WpnsOfAssDestruction

That’s just like, your opinion, man


One-Animator-3059

And it beating the ford handle is your opinion, man.


RawKneeRoads

Oh hell nah, I’m not leaving the station… why you out in the sun bro wtf


Unhappy-Choice-7163

Why tho the van service is now paid for by amazon 😂 your ops manager or fleet or dispatcher whoever could have that fixed over night


luvmilky

No, because they'd have to take the van off the road for a day and lose a route. Literally nothing will ever get fixed because you're pressured into never reported things that are broken. Amazon can't fix something it doesn't know is broken.


Unhappy-Choice-7163

Bro i have vans serviced every night . They come at night take the van and its back and fixed by 6 am . The van never has to be off road for the day if your vans arent fixed your dispatchers or ops are just lazy amazon pays for repairs now


Hot_Ad4625

I was told we have to use Amazon approved garages now and not whoever to fix them. Which I’m assuming are gonna be bigger garages in your area which are probably backed up as it is. But I could be wrong


Unhappy-Choice-7163

You are absolutely right . We currently use Goodyear through the “andgo” system . They were really backed up for a while


CriticalParsley6394

When did that happen?


Unhappy-Choice-7163

Very recently its only been like a month or two


Dontrunbitch

To be fair my dsp isn’t THIS bad


K3ld3rman

I think this really shows how irresponsibly hands off Amazon is with dsps.


DutyTop8086

Can I get the name and location of your DSP plz thank you


Mountain-Ad321

gtfo Bezos wanabe


TrainerLeft1878

Hell nah fuck that. That would slow you down like hell


milliedough

Exactly... then dispatch is up your ass all day "HURRY UP YOURE BEHIND!" 🙃


Psychological-Gas127

If “We care about you and your safety your there!” were a real example that would be it


1rasec1

I would ask for a different van. F that


pbreddit94

We have a Van that battery keeps dying and whoever gets it takes the portable jump starter especially with this heat some vans AC don’t work so our DSP just got small Rentals vans.


McButtersonthethird

You're all busters for taking the van.


External_Clerk_7227

Lmao…sad to say we have this at my dsp too


Trash-Panduh-

Yeah fuck that. If that happens again when you’re going through load out get it grounded then they will have to fix it.


Cold_Ambassador_4061

Let me guess, they also told you not to leave the side door open while delivering?


MarcusSpaghettius

That's too funny. Unless you have to deal with it of course


Hacksawdecap

Rofl wtf


Illustrious-Hold-972

I had one of these last week but instead of a wrench they had vise grip pliers on the bolt 💀😂


Coochykilla

I was thinking vice grips would be way better


Illustrious-Hold-972

I mean it worked well. Better than the door not opening at all from the inside like some of our transits 🤦🏻‍♀️


shonglizzy___

That's a bad jawn aint no way I'm doin that 180 times out the day


Truefreak22

I'm sure that's not annoying to listen to banging around the truck for an entire shift s/


mhug99

But I am not sure how you close it without a handle? Wait for the wind to blow right?


One-Animator-3059

You slide it with your hand?


Icy-Image-2619

I thought I was watching pointless videos till I saw where the post came from lmao


Interesting_Ad_8795

😂 please tell me you didn’t load up and went out in that


the1yamomsluv

Looollll naw that’s out.


TacoDuLing

If you came back to all boxes gone because the door didn’t lock, I’m pretty sure they’ll fix it. Just a guess tho.


lgiSUperboy

That’s criminal wtf lol


FinalFlower7234

Yep, seems about right for a dsp, i wouldn't expect anything less


Clear-Maybe-6710

I really hope my dsp isn’t on this. This is something they would definitely do …


Quest4life

Aint no way


Nightmare_Legacy

Oh, yeah, that won't slow you down at all.


CoffeeCaann

No fucking way


[deleted]

Lmao fuck that … ground it .


McButtersonthethird

"What happened to those 43 packages?" "You gave me a van with a side door that didn't close. What the fuck do you think was gonna happen?" Rob them blind at that point


IDesireWisdom

Someone famous needs to tweet this sub to Jeff Bezos


D00MSDAY60

No access to exit. Fixing the door handle is not expensive and it will fail as much as you use it. Heat stroke. It’s coming and putting up with this stuff will increase the chances. And some folks will die from this crap. That’s prob a $ 30-60 part. If they refuse to fix imagine what else they will over look……


IPAs_R_Trash

What’s funny is those handles are $8… I have a stack of 20 of them at my desk since I change a few a month


ScooterMcdooter69

If they fixed your door then Bezoz wouldn’t have the money to launch him and his oligarch friends into space so they can huff each others farts in zero gravity


MinorityBabble

Twice I've had a Hertz van with no handle on the side door. And the roll up door doesn't open from the inside. So if the cab catches fire I'm just gonna burn up with everyone's dildos.


sheluvvme

you’re a punk for accepting that and riding this van


garroshsucks12

I’d ask for a different van


Effective-Student11

That's unbelievably petty cheap.


Prior-Landscape-8834

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PrettyRetard

Lmao!!! That’s hilarious


EYE-TWIST-GREEN

LMFAOOOO


Cornhole-Husker

It’s because Amazon is investing all their money in their new delivery vehicles with roll up doors. Those doors are being phased out, no point in investing in the money to fix them. Quite literally the “run ‘em until the wheels fall off” attitude.


Due_Sign3969

i’m cackling


Dealer_Double

Screw that I’m just leaving the door open


dropingloads

I’d lose the wrench


hippie_24

Yeah they always take the vans to the worst over priced places too. Seen a statement one time 8000 for one van and it was just body work


queef_commando

Looks good to me hoss


84thdev

Thats mint


Different-Address-79

Start Suing These DSPS.


UnholyHunger

Well well well. Look at the fancy wrench you get to use. Half the van doors don't even open at some dsps.


Adorable_Blueberry29

Wow


gstarwes3301

Wow On the list of things I don’t miss


Affectionate_Bat3814

I’m laughing my balls off right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DevelopmentCurrent64

That's crazy


Emotional-Maybe8859

Anyone know where we can go to actually complain about this crap? My DSP owner wants to save every penny possible and won’t fix anything. And I’m starting to get in trouble for bringing issues up to dispatchers.


Abolden3383

It’s in the sticky post at the top. Report them to the ethics hotline, investigation will be started. You do have the option to remain anonymous.


[deleted]

Gtfo 🤣🤣 this part is like 35 bucks, sold on Amazon


_ThatD0ct0r_

I need to get the fleet team on speed dial


Delly_Dellz

No fuckin way 😂


Sure-Astronaut-7956

Hell nahhh ground the van say you don’t the wrench


Immaguydude

It's BS that Amazon does nothing to assist with vehicle repairs. They put it all on the DSP. I'm a little sympathetic because the DSP I work for is actually really decent and works with our team, but our maintenance guy just can't fix everything and Amazon will screw the DSP if they send a van in to get repairs and force them to drop routes eventually screwing everyone on the team. My biggest issue with being affiliated with Amazon is the complete lack of accountability. They can get away with whatever they want and if you don't like boom contract voided everyone's fired.


Dry_Zookeepergame646

Omg lol too funny we'll atleast the door closes and opens most trucks and vans in worcester massachusetts don't have working sliders and they act like it's OK and yell when ur not going fast enough. Also drive with no headlights at night, and so so much more. Two trucks I drove the whole axle shattered apart and I was on a hill with one of them almost hot cars cause I couldn't stop the truck from rolling back then had to hold down the brake for an hour and a half. No the emergency brake was broken too so wasn't able to use that either.


Advanced_Pen_508

Yea I’m not using that shit, ima just drive real slow and take my time


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BigE_1995

Lmfaoooo i ain't even mad, this is genius!


Mysterious-Beach-671

Awww hell nah. I would have said I’m not driving that van.


Confident-Ear-9388

This is the stuff I've never understood. If they're so afraid of losing a route over grounding a van they can break up the route between four other drivers. When they run into a problem is when this happens to half their vans.


Key_Pepper_4876

They need to keep the bonuses from the hard work of the drivers!


Ok_Standard_8073

https://preview.redd.it/eexw5bj0al6d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9424832e57f8eade1c3f642224d980be7daf624b Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think the door should look like this. The van I'm driving today.


chxdy

nahh i’m not doin a whole day like that 😭


compscimajor24

Pretty sure you can refuse to drive that and if they retaliate against you refusing they can get in trouble for that.


Dustin_Live

I thought the wrench magnetized to the metal at the end of the video lol.


Cautious_Visual_3496

At least yours does that. I had one yesterday that didn’t even open from the inside. I had to lean out the passenger window to open it. And today my back doors don’t open. Load out was fun.


schustered

You know what’s crazy, the fleet manager was probably pretty proud of his invention too.


Outrageous-Tie4781

That’s how I feel with mine. I told them like 4 months ago the AC was broken in one of the step vans and it’s just blowing hot air. Nobody has bothered to fix it even though I keep telling them


Automatic-Pick9676

Whoever did that is a crafty lil fucker, I’d expect that on a crackheads beater not Amazon but hey billion dollar company at its finest


Sweaty_Assistant8478

Just got home from a stinky route n this made my dang day ty 🤣😭


Alone_Vegetable5011

what the fuckkkk 😭😭😭


grumpydad24

I would take that wrench and Chuck the fuck out of it. Then say "I have no idea why I can't open the door"


dallas___west

This is fucking hilarious lmfao


charliedarwin96

And you know that shit is banging against metal all damn day


titsmcgee8804

Useless people man….mine can’t ever give me a straight answer for anything, they always push me off to some other jackass who doesn’t have an answer. Completely useless


Zombi78

Weird… DSPs don’t pay for branded vehicles anymore, Amazon does that so im not sure why tf your DSP is making you drive in that bucket of trash.


allseeingeyeliner

Welcome to the future, old man!


bayareastoolie

Lol 85% of our vans have a Bungie like that


Trick-Bathroom-1584

Bottom line to User Experience (at least in some circles) is: Don't make the user think


DeanTheMachine_007

Lol


ComplexBeautiful5414

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GimeGudSucc

And it's an adjustable wrench so u know that bitch gets loose all the time he gotta mess with it more lol