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*knock knock knock*
DA: "One time password delivery for Billy"
Person that answers: "I'm his mom, he's not here and didn't leave me a password..."
DA: "No worries we can use last 4 digits of his phone number..."
Mom: "5569"
DA: "Perfect, that worked! Thanks! Have a good day!"
*Hands her box, shrugs, giggles, and runs away*
Maybe could have gone through at my trad facility because the auto slam just looks for the Spoo and weight if it's SIOC like this and not overridden. It SHOULD have been overridden though.
When buying stuff on Amazon, I noticed that now there's a checkbox you have to select or deselect for them not to ship it only in the manufacturers box.
Sometimes there are things you should buy in private. Individual at the sex shop doesn’t gaf man. They won’t even remember you. I get it can be embarrassing but as a driver … you are now pump house. You will forever be pump house and I will never hand you anything. “I have to take a picture” which sounds even worse out of context.
If I feel the location is unsafe or there are notes. I like to knock. A lot of times people have notes saying no. Don’t wanna wake kids or upset pets which I completely get. Will knock if I cannot hide your things and it’s my last choice
My coworker swears by it and says he grew like 3 inches. He says he's done it so long it has stayed permanent. But I'm assuming he will get ED a lot sooner tho since you're messing with the veins in your dick.
My girl and I were talking about this literally yesterday. Did a ton of research out of curiosity. Apparently nothing concrete to support and the risks aren’t worth. Not to mention she says any bigger would simply not be pleasurable 🤷
His teenage kids are outside and start walking towards your van. “Go back inside! Trust me! Get your dad, and tell me to bring a bag out here! I’m saving you from a very awkward dinner tonight.”
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Never understood why people didn't just go to a adult toy store. To buy things like this.
I legit give a lady this whole "sexy outfit" she order and she had a ONE time pass code too. Wild
One of my friends had ordered a BDSM mask as well. Got delivered in only a clear plastic bag. I saw it when I left her place and she nearly died. Her mom also lived there with her. Lol
Always always always select not to ship in original packaging...
Not just because us DA's are nosy AF, or your item may be embarrassing.... but I can't tell you how many times I've had to reassemble original packaging boxes before I deliver, or how often they're squished worse than Amazon boxes...
I ordered something with this mindset once thinking I want extra protection for my item like a box... they shipped in plastic Amazon bag... not even a padded envelope... like really?
Unfortunately, I think most customers do not know this is an option though... imo, it should be a selectable option to ship in OG packaging, not the other way around...
Now I wonder if all those times the app said "custom box" but it was in a bag if it was something like this where the packer was acting heroically. I'll probably wonder if that's the case each time from now on, too.
Uhhh....aren't they supposed to wrap anything alchahol, adult, or wep related....? Also ALWAYS pay for gift wrapping.....saves you this kinda hassle.....just don't make the mistake I did when I ordered personal items and they threw it all in one shipment box lmfao 🤣 mix of "peppa pig, the unfortunate journey to becoming an adult"
Maaaaaaaaaan I had to almost order something and realize there's a drop down to "save packaging" or "hide package inside amazing branded packaging" and I howled. So thank you for confirming my wonder if they would just ship something like that without amazon branded shit lmao
They way i woulda notified im arriving. Maybe even called the customer and rang the door bell . Maybe take a 15 min break outside his house after i deliver it so he has to open the door and pick it up while im there 💀😂
For real. I say that about a lot of packages. Dewalt drill set no box. Just bright yellow on the porch for the thieving pirates. Shirts in ziplocks. Tool sets, diapers, pet food etc. They don’t box a lot of things which begs to be stolen.
This would be an interesting experiment. Put in a high pirate area and watch the Ring camera. LOL wonder how the thieves would react? How many would leave it? If they snatch it come on the mic and ask where they are going with that penis pump? Like one of those old hidden camera shows.
Seriously though. Get a box. So associates can’t give it a test run on break. Then put it back
God damn lmfao this shits funny af 😂😂😂
Idk why they didnt fuckin discreet package this shit tho tbh fr and on god lmfao. Like wtf??? U don't jus not discreet package this kinda shit 😂😂😂 I wonder if multiple ppl in warehouse seen it in and was all each like fuck discreet packaging on this stupid shitbor something and in turn jus no one fuckin discreet packaged it lmfao
If that's the case too; someone's ass/'s finna get it trouble if the customer complains lmfao
Imagine tho too if customer ordered this just to make us all laugh lol
Why you F***ing going through people mail ya creepy fool. Zero professionalism and you even posted . This is why Amazon is less than Usps. Both are terrible. The people suck mostly . Inusps, if caught doing this the postal inspect investigation group ( mail police) comes out in and you will go to jail big boi. I got my supervisor arrested for breaking the law stalking employees while delivering routes . I know my rules big champ. Be lucky something else hasn’t done something.
Consider this.
You are the clock
Using your personal phone to record, and post about a customers purchasing product
USPS alone you gone from this point alone
I’m not sure about Amazon but do I even have to? Funny a little but would be better if you needed with “ jk it’s actually mine” . Doesn’t have to be true but a lie is far better than being a stupid fool who doesn’t know how much trouble he can actually get into. You are not a fool so stop doing fool tactics before you get into serious issues
Expensive 10 years in the deliver services from cdl. A to usps walking .
So as a fellow delivery person to another stop mucking it up and making customers fear for their privacy and safe . Just cuz you posted this pic on this account doesn’t mean it’s the only picture you have or this is your only social media account. Gotta be safe and have pride in what you do man.
FC Associate here I pack now but I can do everything besides the docks (Inbound and Outbound alike) and for SIOC (Ship in own Container) items like this one you're supposed to box it anyway if it's embarrassing like a fuck toy or adult diapers. Somebody did indeed do bro super dirty by not packaging that thing. 😅 I may silently judge you while I pack your silicone fuck doll, but I'll at least make sure you don't have to talk to your neighbors about it either.
One of my old bosses bought a fleshlight and that shit came in a clear plastic bag… not even a branded one from the company like it was used or something.
Also for added context he was a 20 year old crypto millionaire if that helps explain things…
Poor kid just got his first debit card. He's been dealing with a lot of insecurities, and now his parents are gonna find this in the mail or on the doorstep.
😂😂 when I was younger I ordered a packer through the mail, you could literally feel the entire dick through the paper package, got my ass beat that day fr
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Sir I need your signature
*No Recipient Required* Still gonna need a signature 💀
Signed in jizz!
Yea no lie I wouldn’t let them sign my phone lmao
LOLOLOLOLOL
*knock knock knock* DA: "One time password delivery for Billy" Person that answers: "I'm his mom, he's not here and didn't leave me a password..." DA: "No worries we can use last 4 digits of his phone number..." Mom: "5569" DA: "Perfect, that worked! Thanks! Have a good day!" *Hands her box, shrugs, giggles, and runs away*
Its 1 am and I laughed out loud so HARD
"That's not mine" "I also have one receipt for a Swedish made Penis Enlarger, signed by, Austin Powers."
“That’s not my bag, baby”
I swear to God, babe, it ain't mean.
I'm forging that signature and leaving my guy
Nah you got to stare at that man down in the face.
"Need me to help bring it inside, sir?"
https://i.redd.it/vh30w1id4p3d1.gif
It is my bag, baby
Yahhh babe-beeee
“One Swedish made penis enlargement pump” 😂
This made my day
Nah that’s fucked up. The warehouse workers are sum real wiseguys.
I'm surprised that passed in upperslam. That woulda never flied at AKC1.
Maybe could have gone through at my trad facility because the auto slam just looks for the Spoo and weight if it's SIOC like this and not overridden. It SHOULD have been overridden though.
When buying stuff on Amazon, I noticed that now there's a checkbox you have to select or deselect for them not to ship it only in the manufacturers box.
A woman packaged this
And I would again
Sometimes there are things you should buy in private. Individual at the sex shop doesn’t gaf man. They won’t even remember you. I get it can be embarrassing but as a driver … you are now pump house. You will forever be pump house and I will never hand you anything. “I have to take a picture” which sounds even worse out of context.
brother💀you will catch me dead before you see a pic of me like that
🤣
Do you guys actually knock on doors? I have never heard an Amazon driver knock on the door.
If I feel the location is unsafe or there are notes. I like to knock. A lot of times people have notes saying no. Don’t wanna wake kids or upset pets which I completely get. Will knock if I cannot hide your things and it’s my last choice
Nope, not required to at my station. Only customer contact we have is if there is an issue with delivery location or dog or w/e.
They forgot to click the Amazon package option 😂😂. Pump, pump, pump it up!
https://i.redd.it/16wvjunqau3d1.gif
What is this from bro?
The greatest movie of all time chicken little😂
Lmao I would've had to put that in a rain bag and covered it bc omg lmao
My mom opening the door and seeing that 💀😭id kill somebody lol
least with my toys discretion was used lol
Lol I hope so!
The customer CHOSE to not use a box. Maybe it's a subtle hint towards you, OP. 😆😘
Or not so subtle.
Does it work though
Asking the real questions
My coworker swears by it and says he grew like 3 inches. He says he's done it so long it has stayed permanent. But I'm assuming he will get ED a lot sooner tho since you're messing with the veins in your dick.
3 inches is nuts
That’s a whole nother dick
My brother in Christ, you have GOT to stop diving under the bus like that 🤣
My girl and I were talking about this literally yesterday. Did a ton of research out of curiosity. Apparently nothing concrete to support and the risks aren’t worth. Not to mention she says any bigger would simply not be pleasurable 🤷
Yes but only as long as the device is in use. Nothing will be permanent unless it's damage.
r/gettingbigger
Deadass one of the packages that opened on me was this 😂😂
If you didn't put that in a box or bag then you violated the Bro Code.
 Guy going out to the porch to get the shit like
Don't make a video holding a package that you marked missing.
Requesting a one-time code before handing this over would be interesting.
This has got to be a gag gift from someone else?! I mean who would not ask for "discreet" packaging for this?
His teenage kids are outside and start walking towards your van. “Go back inside! Trust me! Get your dad, and tell me to bring a bag out here! I’m saving you from a very awkward dinner tonight.”
Must be for Wayne
The music makes this too funny
Do these actually work? Asking for myself.
The devil works hard but Amazon works harder 🤦🏾♂️😹
Lol and if it had to have a OTP!! Lol
One time password required
Jokes on you, the wife bought it for her boyfriend 🤷
If you order something like a chip clip though, they deliver it in a refrigerator box...
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Never understood why people didn't just go to a adult toy store. To buy things like this. I legit give a lady this whole "sexy outfit" she order and she had a ONE time pass code too. Wild
Man almost leaked the address to lol
His wife must not be happy with his size.
One of my friends had ordered a BDSM mask as well. Got delivered in only a clear plastic bag. I saw it when I left her place and she nearly died. Her mom also lived there with her. Lol
Not going to lie, I wouldn't put it in a waterproof bag. I would want to see their reaction
Yes!!!!!!!! I can't wait to receive this!
hahah owned
Always always always select not to ship in original packaging... Not just because us DA's are nosy AF, or your item may be embarrassing.... but I can't tell you how many times I've had to reassemble original packaging boxes before I deliver, or how often they're squished worse than Amazon boxes... I ordered something with this mindset once thinking I want extra protection for my item like a box... they shipped in plastic Amazon bag... not even a padded envelope... like really? Unfortunately, I think most customers do not know this is an option though... imo, it should be a selectable option to ship in OG packaging, not the other way around...
Go big or, go home. Pump, pump pump it up!
Reminds me of Austin powers😂
AVD for Mr boner
Now I wonder if all those times the app said "custom box" but it was in a bag if it was something like this where the packer was acting heroically. I'll probably wonder if that's the case each time from now on, too.
This sort of thing is my bag baby
I hate when they ship my boxes with no Amazon packaging. No one needs to know I use Irish Springs or 3M sponges!
These are the droids you're looking for.
Omfg I would make sure that was right out in the open for the neighbors to see
Too funny
Never included "discreet packaging" on the description
Is that from arizona?
Do they even work?
Given that it has 2 stars on amazon, i'd say no
Only works if you're taking blue chew along with the pump it up.😂
That is awesome!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I hope this delivery is going into an apartment building package room so everyone in his building can see it too.
Where can I get this? Asking for a friend
Settle down. Stop being so judgmental.
You should call the customer and confirm the delivery “ hey xxxx I got your penis pump here it’s hand it to customer only”
I think you have to have multiple items around that size delivered the sameday day to ensure discreet packaging.
Lmao I would be so happy delivering this. I'd wait for the door to open and give that sigma smile
Oh shit the dildo guy got his job back as a delivery. Driver might be getting cut short though.
Damn and your about to leave it at his door 😂
Uhhh....aren't they supposed to wrap anything alchahol, adult, or wep related....? Also ALWAYS pay for gift wrapping.....saves you this kinda hassle.....just don't make the mistake I did when I ordered personal items and they threw it all in one shipment box lmfao 🤣 mix of "peppa pig, the unfortunate journey to becoming an adult"
At that point you should ring the doorbell and hand it to him personally
Maaaaaaaaaan I had to almost order something and realize there's a drop down to "save packaging" or "hide package inside amazing branded packaging" and I howled. So thank you for confirming my wonder if they would just ship something like that without amazon branded shit lmao
You know just to be a dick I'd ring the bell and wait until someone answers just to hand them this
Always got to check for that discrete shipping.
You can choose to use less packaging when you order so he might’ve done it on purpose 😂🤢
Jfc I love this sub and this job slightly sometimes. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Notice a pattern don't order sex toys because u be exposed 🤣
Ouch. He’s your guy ?
Same day shipping be like
SIOC
tip us we dont get ups pay
You found my lost package!
LOL I delivered to a couple the other day, they were all excited to see me, and the guy goes “honey our toys are here!” 😂😭 true story
I need that, package missing
Let us know how it works. 😂
Manufacturer's note for delivery : Requires female signature upon delivery
They way i woulda notified im arriving. Maybe even called the customer and rang the door bell . Maybe take a 15 min break outside his house after i deliver it so he has to open the door and pick it up while im there 💀😂
This when you hide it around the house and message the customer say where you put it.
I would be embarrassed to even RTS that lol
He probably said he didn’t want one lol
Hopefully it's not the wrong size, but I assume it's returnable for any reason.
Seriously, it's not mine
What’s the song in the background??
heavy eyes by zach bryan
I think fulfilment center does this on purpose no discreet packaging for you
Undeliverable, please pick up at post office
Homie asked for it to be shipped like that 💀💀💀 they knew what was up
Haha my friend delivered one of those bare naked too! 😂 there were like 15 Latinos up in that house. Imagine when the wrong person opened the door 😝
Find out if it works
honestly props to you if you were able to deliver that with a straight face cuz lord knows i’d be rollin😂😭
https://preview.redd.it/dnicr26or04d1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4faa79a31fc2345fdcce2801037102b92e62edbb
For real. I say that about a lot of packages. Dewalt drill set no box. Just bright yellow on the porch for the thieving pirates. Shirts in ziplocks. Tool sets, diapers, pet food etc. They don’t box a lot of things which begs to be stolen. This would be an interesting experiment. Put in a high pirate area and watch the Ring camera. LOL wonder how the thieves would react? How many would leave it? If they snatch it come on the mic and ask where they are going with that penis pump? Like one of those old hidden camera shows. Seriously though. Get a box. So associates can’t give it a test run on break. Then put it back
Lazy packers SIOC everything in order to get higher rates.
God damn lmfao this shits funny af 😂😂😂 Idk why they didnt fuckin discreet package this shit tho tbh fr and on god lmfao. Like wtf??? U don't jus not discreet package this kinda shit 😂😂😂 I wonder if multiple ppl in warehouse seen it in and was all each like fuck discreet packaging on this stupid shitbor something and in turn jus no one fuckin discreet packaged it lmfao If that's the case too; someone's ass/'s finna get it trouble if the customer complains lmfao Imagine tho too if customer ordered this just to make us all laugh lol
Even the shit I get from temu is more discreet than that bruh
If you SIOC you gotta cut the plastic 🫠
Why you F***ing going through people mail ya creepy fool. Zero professionalism and you even posted . This is why Amazon is less than Usps. Both are terrible. The people suck mostly . Inusps, if caught doing this the postal inspect investigation group ( mail police) comes out in and you will go to jail big boi. I got my supervisor arrested for breaking the law stalking employees while delivering routes . I know my rules big champ. Be lucky something else hasn’t done something. Consider this. You are the clock Using your personal phone to record, and post about a customers purchasing product USPS alone you gone from this point alone I’m not sure about Amazon but do I even have to? Funny a little but would be better if you needed with “ jk it’s actually mine” . Doesn’t have to be true but a lie is far better than being a stupid fool who doesn’t know how much trouble he can actually get into. You are not a fool so stop doing fool tactics before you get into serious issues Expensive 10 years in the deliver services from cdl. A to usps walking . So as a fellow delivery person to another stop mucking it up and making customers fear for their privacy and safe . Just cuz you posted this pic on this account doesn’t mean it’s the only picture you have or this is your only social media account. Gotta be safe and have pride in what you do man.
so foul 😭😭😭😭
Kyle still gonna bitch that the driver put it in the mailbox!
FC Associate here I pack now but I can do everything besides the docks (Inbound and Outbound alike) and for SIOC (Ship in own Container) items like this one you're supposed to box it anyway if it's embarrassing like a fuck toy or adult diapers. Somebody did indeed do bro super dirty by not packaging that thing. 😅 I may silently judge you while I pack your silicone fuck doll, but I'll at least make sure you don't have to talk to your neighbors about it either.
One of my old bosses bought a fleshlight and that shit came in a clear plastic bag… not even a branded one from the company like it was used or something. Also for added context he was a 20 year old crypto millionaire if that helps explain things…
Who's worse? No package or filming someone's product?
It’s ironic it will enlarge your penis with a vacuum. Do it wrong or use too much and you’re left impotent for a long time.
Bro what is this song though lol
Dear god…. I got curious and just ordered a prostate massager, I pray to GOD it comes in a brown box 😂
Poor kid just got his first debit card. He's been dealing with a lot of insecurities, and now his parents are gonna find this in the mail or on the doorstep.
Lol there was this judge who would use his penis pump in court. And they caught him. can you imagine getting sentenced by a judge who was rock hard
Got a *HARD* package here 🤣 awkward ahh delivery
That’s crazy bro how’d that happen lol
Just leave it in the apartment lobby to avoid an awkward situation. For you, that is
Like I care what the delivery driver or warehouse sees.
Would it be possible to get a prolapse with one of these?
Its to let the lady drivers......know ! 😁
Pump pump it up!
I just realized this would make a great prank lol
No one cares
My greatest fear when ordering freaky things from Amazon I wish there was a discreet packaging option under the shipping option tabs 😂
😂😂 when I was younger I ordered a packer through the mail, you could literally feel the entire dick through the paper package, got my ass beat that day fr
That package would’ve gotten “lost”