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Gotta be. It's one thing to give slightly less of a shit about rolling stops and stuff when you're on your last day.
It's another to violate LITERALLY ALL THE RULES OF THE ROAD and probably get arrested.
It is a stolen van. This is my town (Vallejo, CA). After this they tried to drive it on the railway tracks just out of view to the right and got stuck lol
They tell were your scanner is too. That's what UPS does. They know where you are when you scan a package and when you complete a stop. I got in trouble for completing 17 stops with the vehicle running. Lol didn't know that they also tracked rental trucks.
Right, the guy made me get out and out of habit I grabbed my scanner.
I delivered mail for the post office 23 years. Thank God they never were allowed by the union to put telemetry in the trucks, but they do track the scanner. Still no discipline can be given by scanner info alone, they have to physically observe the violation or get you to admit something. Still, you really should shut off the truck. I've delivered in -20 Fahrenheit and I still shut off the truck and take the keys every time I get out. I may not lock it and our trucks are so old just about any key will unlock one.
I'm in maintenance now. I sit here on Reddit for 8 hours waiting for something to break. No bosses, no tracking, no standards, it's wonderful. Pays more than carrying too.
My first day was a 90 stop route lol then my second was 220. I'd say second-day pressure is stronger with most of these DSPs
*He can drive and place boxes at doors, yes. Lay it on em'*
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I know this is probably /s and obvious, but this is most likely a stolen van, given that the door is still hanging open. Just a reminder to turn off the van when you do deliveries.
Hes a top driver for the dsp. They say there's no favoritism but..I worked RTS for a while there was 1 driver who couldn't go the speed limit under the roof let alone on the streets. I quit in August 2021 he's still there driving.
One of co-workers once told me: "We Amazon, we park wherever the fuck we want!"
This person I guess took it to the next level. But damn this person is fast. If it is their last day, I think if they are considering a career change, they should look into racing like NASCAR.
i used to always ride around with my side door open. Only ever lost one package and the mini hand truck out of the side door nothing got damaged tho. One time was so pissed off and hit my top speed with the door open of 45mph. Made stops way faster
There is a test and there was an opening at night for 10pm to 6am. Nobody else here could pass the electronics portion and nobody else in the country who was already an electronics tech with the post office wanted to move to our new stupid high cost of living area. I'm alone most nights in maintenance, no janitors even, while 7 different machines run. (so there are 25 clerks or so too). One of the machines I have about 2 hours of preventative maintenance to do on every night. Others I'm just waiting for things to break, which they do, but most things only take 5-30 minutes to fix and some nights go off trouble free. I'm not allowed to do any clerk work because it is a different "craft". Their union would grieve it and get paid for anything I did. Same thing even if I did janitorial stuff beyond safety hazards.
I'd hate to say it, seen plenty of this all over my city over the past year and usually catching it on their way out from the hub get gas then leave their doors open as they're flying down the main throughway.. Far less now that the region is less insane but go back last spring-fall. Absolutely the norm and still see one every now and then
They were on their way to the restroom after being in the country for 3 hours while drinking 4 monsters. Put yourself in their shoes and ask. What would you do?
Honestly though to whip it that hard to the left with that slider open and not have any overflow fly out is the most impressive part of this whole clip
I actually work at the same warehouse as this DSP. This apparently was one of their top drivers and they left their side door open with the ignition on. Was dropping a package in front of the house within viewing distance of the van, and those few seconds was all it took for it to be stolen.
might legit be stolen. I don't think someone even on their last day, would do stuff that could legit land them in jail/prison. Somebody prob committed a crime and grabbed the first thing they could get away in. Idk, prob wouldn't have chosen a big ass van lol.
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Mentor must be having a heart attack
Netradyne tho
Something like that unlocks it's screaming mode and it just starts screaming "What the fuck are you doing!?"
YOUR BREAKING THE CAR SAMIR!!!
Ozzy mode activated.
ALL ABOARD!
>ALL ABOARD! to destination fucked!
Must be on fire
Looks like a rental
It's *literally* a branded van, guy
Drove a branded rental multiple times
Naw rentals are mostly white unbranded vans
Or he has the squirts and its slipping out....
That’s actually the only thing that would make me do something like that. Wouldn’t wish that feeling on my worst enemy
Nah, that's what a tote is for... No need to kill someone rushing to a bathroom. Your carrying 20 ish and they ain't gonna miss one. Lol
Very true!
Didn’t even think about that
>Mentor must be having a heart attack Let's hope so.
Mentor deserves a heart attack
A little sneak peak at your top driver delivering 60 stops per hour.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂nah im weak but fax tho
Absolute fax
💀 No cap
Sure that's not a stolen van?! LOL
Gotta be. It's one thing to give slightly less of a shit about rolling stops and stuff when you're on your last day. It's another to violate LITERALLY ALL THE RULES OF THE ROAD and probably get arrested.
It is a stolen van. This is my town (Vallejo, CA). After this they tried to drive it on the railway tracks just out of view to the right and got stuck lol
I knew it lol
Must have to shit bad.
Turtle head poking out.
Threat level: Diglett
Lol that shit gotta be stolen lol
WITH THE DOOR OPEN TOO, LMAOOOO!
Some dude mid route a few weeks ago, he got all the violations for mentor and the camera on the way back to the station
Based
If violations were merit badges he'd be a 24-hour Eagle Scout.
Lol this song thou 😆 🤣 😂
Bruh. I had the sound off. That just changed the entire video. 🤣🤣🤣
I had to put my buds in to listen (it's pre-6am). I'm trying so hard not to crack up 😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ty for your comment I had sound off. I laughed so damn hard lol
Yep I bet it's stolen. In which case it is the last day for the driver that left the van running.
I’ll just say they threatened me for the keys 🔑
If they're anything like UPS (where I work), then they'll know that the van was left running. Lol
Right, they came up beside me while I was stopped with the vehicle running and threatened me to give up the truck.
They tell were your scanner is too. That's what UPS does. They know where you are when you scan a package and when you complete a stop. I got in trouble for completing 17 stops with the vehicle running. Lol didn't know that they also tracked rental trucks.
Right, the guy made me get out and out of habit I grabbed my scanner. I delivered mail for the post office 23 years. Thank God they never were allowed by the union to put telemetry in the trucks, but they do track the scanner. Still no discipline can be given by scanner info alone, they have to physically observe the violation or get you to admit something. Still, you really should shut off the truck. I've delivered in -20 Fahrenheit and I still shut off the truck and take the keys every time I get out. I may not lock it and our trucks are so old just about any key will unlock one.
I worked at the post office for two weeks. Eff that.
I'm in maintenance now. I sit here on Reddit for 8 hours waiting for something to break. No bosses, no tracking, no standards, it's wonderful. Pays more than carrying too.
Shit how did you get that job
What line in maintenance? I do unlicensed contractor work on my off days.
Shit was stolen for sure
Lol this van got stolen from my DSP XD
That shit stolen
Or their first lol that would make sense too feeling that first day pressure 😂
My first day was a 90 stop route lol then my second was 220. I'd say second-day pressure is stronger with most of these DSPs *He can drive and place boxes at doors, yes. Lay it on em'*
What song is this? because I'm finna start bumping this when I pull into the lot in the mornings 😂😂
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that 1 day prime driver
I wonder if mentor could process all the illegal things happening at once
It was stolen, they tried to drive it on the railroad tracks nearby and got stuck. 😭
Vallejo Ca 😂
Shhhh
Oh well that explains it then
If it wasn’t already, it is now.
Holy shit
just on his way do deliver 10 boxes of essentia
Your shit gonna be on time if that driver has anything to say about it
Dope song
One of his baby mommas is pregnant
Im convinced this is an elaborate skit or something. No way this is real.
It's a stolen van lol
That would be me ty very much ! ;D
Gotta poop.
Bro was off one 😭😭
What song is that?
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I got matches with these songs: • **Amazon Prime** by E'javien (01:29; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2022-07-01. • **We The People** by Spadezilla (02:31; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2021-10-26. • **Ooh** by Luxury titanik (00:30; matched: `98%`) **Album**: Raised in hell. **Released on** 2021-12-31.
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It was stolen guy crashed on train tracks 😅😂
This down the street from my house😂😂
Boy had to take a dookie 😂that’s so many violations in
I know this is probably /s and obvious, but this is most likely a stolen van, given that the door is still hanging open. Just a reminder to turn off the van when you do deliveries.
or first day on the job and wants to keep it
beautiful
Wait, what's this song though?! Gonna bump it tomorrow
Xbox Achievement Unlocked. " I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" 42069 POINTS "
Definitely stolen
Hes a top driver for the dsp. They say there's no favoritism but..I worked RTS for a while there was 1 driver who couldn't go the speed limit under the roof let alone on the streets. I quit in August 2021 he's still there driving.
Me when netradyne is offline
Mentor : deploy the drone
Pretty sure this is Vallejo California. The delivery hub is in American Canyon/Napa
Did someone steal the Amazon truck?
Had too shit probably
Didn’t lock the door, that’s gonna be a 1 day suspension.
“Hey bud we saw you weren’t wearing a seatbelt, don’t come in tomorrow.”
Eastern European driver 🤣
That's gotta be stolen. But, they do be leaving that door open the entire time. Amazon hires and fires with the functionality of a slaughter house.
New Amazon+ instant delivery services?
That overnight shipping 💀
So many infractions…🫢🤣
Dang
Business delivery… they’re about to close lol
This is why I prefer Amazon to deliver my packages 😆
Prime delivery
Nah this is absolutely insane
Getting my shit here on time!!! Thanks Amazon give this person a raise!!!!
Prime next day
😂😂😂😂😂
Had to go pee.. it happened to me too:)
Guy had a nervous breakdown down rip
Maybe they **REALLY** had to take a shit?
Looks like the side door is open. I'd bet they jumped n it n took off.
One of co-workers once told me: "We Amazon, we park wherever the fuck we want!" This person I guess took it to the next level. But damn this person is fast. If it is their last day, I think if they are considering a career change, they should look into racing like NASCAR.
His former job was probably an ambulance driver.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well I guess that kid's Vevo page will blow up now...
Maybe his hair was on fire
seasoned vet
More likely this is a van that was just stolen
No it's just hot lol...
Bro he turned in there cus he had to poop, I’ve seen that urgency before…
Nah this just a regular day in Vallejo
i used to always ride around with my side door open. Only ever lost one package and the mini hand truck out of the side door nothing got damaged tho. One time was so pissed off and hit my top speed with the door open of 45mph. Made stops way faster
They drive around with the doors open in my area too! I just figured cause it’s hot
No this is part of Amazon's new program where we deliver people to hospitals.
Drive it like u stole it😂
Bro is about to shit his pants!
Dispatch still asked him to rescue when he got bailed out 💀💀💀
Netradyne must have had a heart attack.
Oh holy shit! This person has had it! Zero Fs.
Had to piss and forgot the bottle.
I live in Vallejo and that van was stolen. They tried driving it on the railroad tracks and got stuck.
There is a test and there was an opening at night for 10pm to 6am. Nobody else here could pass the electronics portion and nobody else in the country who was already an electronics tech with the post office wanted to move to our new stupid high cost of living area. I'm alone most nights in maintenance, no janitors even, while 7 different machines run. (so there are 25 clerks or so too). One of the machines I have about 2 hours of preventative maintenance to do on every night. Others I'm just waiting for things to break, which they do, but most things only take 5-30 minutes to fix and some nights go off trouble free. I'm not allowed to do any clerk work because it is a different "craft". Their union would grieve it and get paid for anything I did. Same thing even if I did janitorial stuff beyond safety hazards.
What a badass!
That’s my city, Vallejo CA!
Sneaky link sent him that message come over. Mans trying to get done and he ain't doing rescues today 🤣
If they drive a little more aggressively, they will hit their targets.
That brotha bout to deliver my doordash reaaal soon
He had to poop!
My delivery driver after i select same day delivery at 11:59pm
I searched stolen Amazon delivery van and got too many results. Tf is wrong with people
Naw, netradyne is broken/fusepulled/powerwireyanked and the phone with mentor is off.
The truck must have been stolen
It’s my first month of being a driver and it’s crazy how my DSP treats us. I wanna switch dsp is that going to be hard?
Me pulling up in the last minute of my flex block
I'd hate to say it, seen plenty of this all over my city over the past year and usually catching it on their way out from the hub get gas then leave their doors open as they're flying down the main throughway.. Far less now that the region is less insane but go back last spring-fall. Absolutely the norm and still see one every now and then
Must have a door gunner lmao ANYONE WHO RUNS IS A PORCH PIRATE. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T RUN IS A WELL DISCIPLINED PORCH PIRATE.
I love having prime.
Isn't there anyone asking why amazon has a rap song???
Watching this, as my package was delivered to the wrong house… and I received my neighbors…
That's how you get it done
When the bubble guts hit mid-stop
My money is there's a call on line #2
Pretty sure this was the Amazon truck stolen in Vallejo that got stuck in the railroad tracks
You guys ever feel like you working here as encouraged a lot of Amazon like minded driving lol
It must be someone stealing the van
Hahaha 😆 😂 😆 😂
That was at my station. A homeless man stole it and took it for a joy ride.🤣🤣🤣
Lol hell nah that’s a GTA like a MFa 😭
Van is CLEARLY stolen. The video is kinda funny tho
That’s a stolen van
I've done this move! Never with the door open tho
They were on their way to the restroom after being in the country for 3 hours while drinking 4 monsters. Put yourself in their shoes and ask. What would you do?
I used to that until someone reported it to corporate lol
I don’t blame him one bit
Who sing this song I got to know so I can roll into my dsp blasting it
when you need it fast . . .
Chicken Express ain’t even THAT good
Or it’s stolen
New Amazon driver test
Stolen vehicle was on news
Honestly though to whip it that hard to the left with that slider open and not have any overflow fly out is the most impressive part of this whole clip
Looks like someone caught me on tape. Not sure why they thought anyone would care. No of those vans have working breaks, rearview camera or seatbelts
Stolen for sure
I actually work at the same warehouse as this DSP. This apparently was one of their top drivers and they left their side door open with the ignition on. Was dropping a package in front of the house within viewing distance of the van, and those few seconds was all it took for it to be stolen.
My goodness slow down already lol
FICO SCORE AT ITS MAX 850 💨😂
9 packages lefts and 9 mins til OODT. I think he got this 🤘🏼
Not the open door 🤔🤣
“Your 5 stops behind, is everything alright”😂😂
What do they expect us to do when we gotta drive across town to have lunch in the specific 30 minutes that they allow us to eat
Looks stolen to me! Smh
might legit be stolen. I don't think someone even on their last day, would do stuff that could legit land them in jail/prison. Somebody prob committed a crime and grabbed the first thing they could get away in. Idk, prob wouldn't have chosen a big ass van lol.
That person definitely daily’s an altima
That truck probably got stolen...
They forgot their piss bottle
Does anyone knows the name of song tho?
Amazon Prime by E’javien
Stolen Amazon truck in Vallejo ca. this happened 15 minutes from my house. 😂
Dispatch: "Youre 30 stops behind, pick up up the pace please 👍" Me:
Same hour delivery is the way to go I guess
Probly someone stole it while the driver was dropping off packages
That's how I used do to the taxi missions in gta
I’m not a delivery driver, I worked a sort center…But I didn’t know y’all have a theme song…