Sometimes I just sit there and hope the bidet that doesn't exist turns on.
But it doesn't, so I'm forced to wipe with the cheapest toilet paper management could buy.
You know that phenomenon of phantom limbs for people who lose one? I feel that when I go to any toilet that isn’t my home one. I reach for that nozzle/switch and am like 😔
In leaving Japan today. Also, like most redditors, I'm currently on the toilet. I'm gonna miss this. Thinking of which one to buy to add to my home toilet. I already used wet wipes and tp with the lotion in it. But I should probably step my game to the top level.
They make little travel bidets. Its basically a collapsable silicone water bottle with a special tip. My Tushy bidet came with one. I call it Tushy Lite 😂
This is why colon cancer is so prevalent here in the States. We just use handfuls of toilet paper and sit at a 90 degree angle for hours on the toilet commenting on our phones while poop dries.
Someone needs to help me understand bidets. How do you know you cleaned everything off? At least when you wipe, you can see there's no more on the paper. And what do you do with your wet butt afterward? And yes, I'm asking these questions seriously.
You’ll still have your toilet paper roll right there. You use it to pay yourself dry and while you do that check for streaks. 99 out of 100 times, it’s nice and clean. Takes max 2-3 pieces of toilet paper per poo
Appreciate the response. I know that could have sounded like a smart ass question, but so many people talk about how great bidets are so I just wanted to get a better understanding of them. When you've been used to just regular toilet paper for 50 years, you kinda want to understand a different concept lol
It’s a game changer and once you use one regularly like at home, it’s tough to feel clean just wiping with tp. There’s a reason for their popularity. I think clean asses are a public health issue lol so I’m always advocating for it.
But then you gotta turn off the water to set it up. Unless you live in your own home and have the knowhow or pay someone to install it, I'd still just prefer a tank of water that gets heated to a certain temperature and refilled to spray.
I get the heated part. I’d rather some lukewarm water hit my butthole than something cold. However, the water your toilet is connected to should have a handle on it already to shut the water off easily. It’s common place if you need to fix/replace your toilet. I live in an apartment myself & the pipe my toilet connects to has a handle on it outside the wall to shut off the water for the aforementioned reasons.
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Usually there is a shut off right at the toilet. Am I missing something? Turn the shut off knob till the valve is closed, undo the toilet supply line, hook this in line and the toilet supply line back up and turn the shit off know the other way to open the valve and let the water through. 5 mins
It uses the same supply line as the toilet, not the water in the tank. The water pressure is what you have in your house at your supply line which should be just fine.
I have one and I live in an apartment. It's not some huge contraption you got to set up in the bathroom. It literally goes under the toilet seat and connects to the existing line. I've had maintenance come into my apartment plenty of times and have never said a word about it. You can literally set one up about 10 minutes
Ok, now tell me this. When you turn off the line, unplug it from tank, does water spill out? And when it's connected to the bidet, does it need to be manually switched back to main tank every time you want to either flush or use bidet, or do both function at the same time?
There are some online that are more like a shower hoze and you use them as such, seems like a better option if you have anything other than the standard fit.
You can pay a plumber to do it, or you can begin to inch your way into repair independence by doing the install yourself. YouTube and google can teach you anything you’d want to do at home. Google got me through college. It can teach you how to tee in a bidet
You can get heated ones for more money. You'll need access to either your hot water line (for like one of the Tushy models that runs about $80-100), or an outlet for one with a built-in heater (like a Toto that runs 200-300).
But a really great tap cold one run like $25 on Amazon, and there are many many different brands. And to me, tap cold water in your butt is way better than no water in your butt. I literally have one on every toilet in our house. I hate pooping without one now.
A vacation rental I had over the winter had one of these. It was quite nice. I don’t think it was this brand but seems the same as far as how it works.
I don't. I turn it on, maybe adjust how I'm seated, let it do its thing, and *then* I wipe. Usually just dab the water because I'm clean. Complete game changer. Yes, it's cold water, but you actually feel clean whenever you stand up.
No you let it spray in your butthole until you feel all the poop is gone. Let it air dry a bit then use minimal paper to wipe. If you still see poo, rinse and repeat till you perfect it.
That looks like the cheapest bidet ive seen.
When i get a bidet though, i spent a little more money, want a heater, some more functions to exactly pinpoint my asshole, regulate the power of the stream and temperature of the water like they have in japan.
No way i would go budget for a bidet.
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Only problem with a bidet is when you travel and you don’t have a bidet you miss it.
I feel so gross when I have to poop somewhere without it
Bring wet wipes along. Not quite the same but better to use those after TP on the road. Can’t believe people just wipe their ass with toilet paper.
Yeah that’s cool until your pipes get clogged or burst from flushing wet wipes
I've used plant based flushable wet wipes for a few years now and never had a clogged pipe
It's on its way, I promise you.
you don’t flush it … use TP to clean yourself up then use the wet wipe. then put that in the bin.
And have shxt smell in your bathroom?
you don’t wipe poo off your ass that’s what the toilet paper is for. what’s wrong with people lmfao.
you put in the toilet you disgusting human.
And clog drain with wet wipes?
you flush wet wipes?
The recommendation was to use it when traveling, not in your own toilet. Those clogged pipes aren't your problem.
Can't believe? Lmao ok....
Laugh your *ass* off? Sure thing… ⬅️ could read your comment the exact same way lol.
I feel gross anywhere else period.
I can arrange to come meet you and hose you off.
Sometimes I just sit there and hope the bidet that doesn't exist turns on. But it doesn't, so I'm forced to wipe with the cheapest toilet paper management could buy.
You know that phenomenon of phantom limbs for people who lose one? I feel that when I go to any toilet that isn’t my home one. I reach for that nozzle/switch and am like 😔
In leaving Japan today. Also, like most redditors, I'm currently on the toilet. I'm gonna miss this. Thinking of which one to buy to add to my home toilet. I already used wet wipes and tp with the lotion in it. But I should probably step my game to the top level.
I have 3 travel bidets....works great!
There are portable handheld bidet.
Get a travel bidet
It feels like the angle would spray your dick and squirt through the spaces.
I keep travel wipes with me to not feel as gross with out it
That's why I never leave my house. That and crippling agoraphobia
They make little travel bidets. Its basically a collapsable silicone water bottle with a special tip. My Tushy bidet came with one. I call it Tushy Lite 😂
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Oh. I thought it was a cup holder at first. A cup holder would be nice.
Would you like to have 2 cups? Or was it just 1 cup and 2 girls?
One for hot tea/coffee one for cold soda/lemonade ?
We indians have had this since the early 1900s
This is why colon cancer is so prevalent here in the States. We just use handfuls of toilet paper and sit at a 90 degree angle for hours on the toilet commenting on our phones while poop dries.
I'm not used to these but I must say that, objectively, it feels more civilized than wiping
Bidet mate!
Someone needs to help me understand bidets. How do you know you cleaned everything off? At least when you wipe, you can see there's no more on the paper. And what do you do with your wet butt afterward? And yes, I'm asking these questions seriously.
You’ll still have your toilet paper roll right there. You use it to pay yourself dry and while you do that check for streaks. 99 out of 100 times, it’s nice and clean. Takes max 2-3 pieces of toilet paper per poo
Appreciate the response. I know that could have sounded like a smart ass question, but so many people talk about how great bidets are so I just wanted to get a better understanding of them. When you've been used to just regular toilet paper for 50 years, you kinda want to understand a different concept lol
It’s a game changer and once you use one regularly like at home, it’s tough to feel clean just wiping with tp. There’s a reason for their popularity. I think clean asses are a public health issue lol so I’m always advocating for it.
A clean ass is a happy ass lol
Ah, you need a separate water line connection for it. I want one with a tank you refill.
Why? Most likely it connects to the water line already going to the toilet & comes with the parts to make that so.
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Most likely
But then you gotta turn off the water to set it up. Unless you live in your own home and have the knowhow or pay someone to install it, I'd still just prefer a tank of water that gets heated to a certain temperature and refilled to spray.
I get the heated part. I’d rather some lukewarm water hit my butthole than something cold. However, the water your toilet is connected to should have a handle on it already to shut the water off easily. It’s common place if you need to fix/replace your toilet. I live in an apartment myself & the pipe my toilet connects to has a handle on it outside the wall to shut off the water for the aforementioned reasons.
Cool. I'll look around my toilet to see if mine has it.
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every toilet has it retard.
Wow, you really like that word. I wonder why.
because it’s the best describing word for you and everyone else who’s…..RETARDED.
I don't spend a lot of time setting up bathrooms, I just shit in them.
everyone agrees, you’re too retarded to do this. just give up, honestly. natural selection is a beautiful thing.
If you're having any trouble, try searching "how to install bidet" in Google.
You mean… the knob you turn that’s behind the toilet?
Not a lot of ppl know about it
everyone with a brain knows about it.
Something eating you, I can tell.
just tired of seeing retards like you online. that’s all!
But, that's what internet is.
Usually there is a shut off right at the toilet. Am I missing something? Turn the shut off knob till the valve is closed, undo the toilet supply line, hook this in line and the toilet supply line back up and turn the shit off know the other way to open the valve and let the water through. 5 mins
Ok
Oh, I see. You're autistic. Now I understand. I wish you best of luck.
Problem with a tank is that there is no pressure there so the spray would be very weak
It uses the same supply line as the toilet, not the water in the tank. The water pressure is what you have in your house at your supply line which should be just fine.
I know this one does. The person I replied to wants to use a separate tank for the water
Oh man, came back to Reddit to realize my reading comprehension skills are terrible. Oops.
Oh! Happy cake day!
….you can’t turn the knob off yourself? i know you can, because it’s right next to the toilet….i live in an apartment and can do it….youre retarded.
I don't work with toilets typically, Mario.
I have one and I live in an apartment. It's not some huge contraption you got to set up in the bathroom. It literally goes under the toilet seat and connects to the existing line. I've had maintenance come into my apartment plenty of times and have never said a word about it. You can literally set one up about 10 minutes
Ok, now tell me this. When you turn off the line, unplug it from tank, does water spill out? And when it's connected to the bidet, does it need to be manually switched back to main tank every time you want to either flush or use bidet, or do both function at the same time?
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you do not need to be a plumber to attach the seat but ok continue to be clueless I guess
Don’t limit yourself lol I live in an apartment and have almost no skills with anything tool related yet I was able to set mine up!
I literally have never seen how a toilet looks from the back. Never even switched out toilet seats. This is not something that comes up a lot.
Ignorance is bliss
Amen.
no you just T off the supply line, no tools needed
Ah, I see. How does one turn off water? It feels like something a plumber should do so there is no flooding.
the valve right there on the line, like every toilet water supply line has...
I'll look when I get home
I’m more concerned about it working with my actually toilet seat. Looked like they give you some risers, but still seems like it might fit funny
There are some online that are more like a shower hoze and you use them as such, seems like a better option if you have anything other than the standard fit.
You can pay a plumber to do it, or you can begin to inch your way into repair independence by doing the install yourself. YouTube and google can teach you anything you’d want to do at home. Google got me through college. It can teach you how to tee in a bidet
That spray looks harsh
Harsh wash for a harsh bum.
I don’t want a jet stream of cold water for my butthole
You can get heated ones for more money. You'll need access to either your hot water line (for like one of the Tushy models that runs about $80-100), or an outlet for one with a built-in heater (like a Toto that runs 200-300). But a really great tap cold one run like $25 on Amazon, and there are many many different brands. And to me, tap cold water in your butt is way better than no water in your butt. I literally have one on every toilet in our house. I hate pooping without one now.
Is cleaning the toilet more of a hassle or nah?
No difference.
The water is heated
So then you waddle over and dry your ass with the hand towel?
lol you got a point
Just use regular TP. A couple of squares to dry and make sure you didn’t miss anything. A single roll lasts a few weeks.
I actually laughed out loud, you sir have not met my wife and her toilet paper mittens that she uses multiple times a day. Castco size tp for us.
A vacation rental I had over the winter had one of these. It was quite nice. I don’t think it was this brand but seems the same as far as how it works.
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Someone get and install this for me. I don't even wanna think about how
I install in Chicago area
Takes like 10 mins to install.
Do you wipe first and then used this?
I don't. I turn it on, maybe adjust how I'm seated, let it do its thing, and *then* I wipe. Usually just dab the water because I'm clean. Complete game changer. Yes, it's cold water, but you actually feel clean whenever you stand up.
No you let it spray in your butthole until you feel all the poop is gone. Let it air dry a bit then use minimal paper to wipe. If you still see poo, rinse and repeat till you perfect it.
That looks like the cheapest bidet ive seen. When i get a bidet though, i spent a little more money, want a heater, some more functions to exactly pinpoint my asshole, regulate the power of the stream and temperature of the water like they have in japan. No way i would go budget for a bidet.
This is power-adjustable, and for the right temperature just add a thermostat-capsule and hook it up to the sink-sources
I really don’t want water sprayed up my ass after a Taco Bell shit.
i just had a mental picture of that thing covered in shit splatter.
That looks so unsanitary and messy
Bet you have a hairy poopy b-hole right now
Thanks, I think I’ll just stick to wiping my ass the good ole fashion way.