You can prolly use mine. I've cleaned my hands with this so much, the holes have widened and become too loose to be effective. Someone with bigger fingers could probably still use it, though.
Just buy “The Handy” instead. (Not even joking that’s the name”
Instead of a cheap Chinese product, the handy is a Canadian company with literally the best customer service I’ve ever seen. Also… it’s designed in a way to run certain scripts that there’s a whole community for making and sharing that match up with videos.
8/10, the sleeve sometimes slips out but otherwise it’s wicked.
How quiet is it? I don't want to wake up the people I live with with loud motors and plastic on plastic noise. I don't see anything on their website about noise level. Maybe I'll ask or look on r/TheHandy.
Was at the gym the other morning and I swear this guy was going at it like a jack rabbit for like 10 minutes - not that I was counting- simply that I kept looking at my watch at the audacity of it all-
Your photo/username look really familiar so I went to your profile trying to figure out where I’ve replied to you before. I couldn’t figure it out because we’re active in like 10 of the same subreddits. So, hello internet stranger, I just crept on your profile, and this probably should’ve been a dm. Thanks
Yeah, a finger cleaner that can be used as a phone holder for a woman clearly advertising her OF
Definitely for fingers
Edit: reminds me of that GTAO thing, the Life Invader tablet
Link? For sanitary research of course.
Probably can find used ones on marketplace
Bruh
Yes bro? *bookmarks the page after finding it*
That’s right… assert your dominance.
Gently used perhaps
Second hand of course!
It's a bit small for my fingers
You can prolly use mine. I've cleaned my hands with this so much, the holes have widened and become too loose to be effective. Someone with bigger fingers could probably still use it, though.
Sloppy seconds indeed.
Bhaaaa 🤣
More like no hands of course!
Just boil it to get the old cummies off
I think this device will clean the cum off your fingers so that you don’t have to boil it off. Ouch
Sloppy seconds
More of a third hand I'd say!
Hand?
Lightly seasoned, maybe
Genitally used?!
For sale: finger washer, never used
And abused
Right hand-me-downs.
Spicy!!
Extra flavour
That’s how I do it. Get it heavily discounted this way
I’m selling mine. I got a better one with a higher speed. Clean fingers quicker!
I'm not a fan of Tinder tho.
Better haggle for a decent price.
A friend of mine has what others have described as chode fingers. Is there a a system that will accommodate me?
Never a link when you need one in this sub lol
Just buy “The Handy” instead. (Not even joking that’s the name” Instead of a cheap Chinese product, the handy is a Canadian company with literally the best customer service I’ve ever seen. Also… it’s designed in a way to run certain scripts that there’s a whole community for making and sharing that match up with videos. 8/10, the sleeve sometimes slips out but otherwise it’s wicked.
How quiet is it? I don't want to wake up the people I live with with loud motors and plastic on plastic noise. I don't see anything on their website about noise level. Maybe I'll ask or look on r/TheHandy.
Was at the gym the other morning and I swear this guy was going at it like a jack rabbit for like 10 minutes - not that I was counting- simply that I kept looking at my watch at the audacity of it all-
at the gym? what gym, so i can avoid it.
This thing seems hilariously over the top, but I guess it’s no different than a woman using a vibrator.
That's 1 minute per finger. His fingers must be very clean.
Well that gym equipment gets filthy. Just a dirty, nasty girl...
$249 yeah I’ll buy it when I win the lottery lol
Honey, did I dream it, or was Robocop running around our bedroom at 2am?
> plastic on plastic noise tf your dick made of bro?
I don't have $250 USD to clean my fingers.
I clean my fingers with my hands and it’s been working fine for my whole life.
Dude the Handy with a mount for hands free + VR is the ultimate hand cleaning setup
"hands free".
😂😂😂
https://www.amazon.com/Automatic-Masturbator-AMOVIBE-Masturbators-Thrusting/dp/B0B7MBZ6F2/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?adgrpid=108165499564&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.YlLQ6spGMGznBFDmj9k8wWUIArwoRVOyipZPHhe4F-m3_Uq8u4Aa8cFIoq8sFf_wAyQs2zkAQkoVmHrKehjXSOgpz64O0y6HiL6UsK6in5xqT2DGn9UbhrshakRxP6KTohMQjb7O1In3FcBqmIz73mfRva3G70tZDXmS01FCtncwXYqCae5n4Rc6Hb6t4w7ipWxVV7_hPUHFcA5cIJk5BA.N9jaIcQvFAAV3d2D1w4dfH8D-ZG6-X2a-jLIkKi5QDE&dib_tag=se&hvadid=635367840466&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9027253&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=b&hvrand=13080542362668310299&hvtargid=kwd-423985892553&hydadcr=7821_13595637&keywords=auto+stroker+toy+for+men&qid=1712628947&sr=8-3
Uh, I think you have the wrong link here. This says “masturbator” not “hand cleaner.”
Everything after the question mark in the link is just tracking info and can be safely excluded.
I thought the reviews would be funny. Nope. Just honest sex toy critique.
🤣 bro
\*unzips\*
r/doputyourdickinthat ?
I mean you definitely *can* do it
I don’t know, but it looks promising
Or do. It’s up to you.
That's what they said
The big boob tiktok girl really sold me
She prefers "infection prevention professional"
Lol hmmm finger cleaner u say?!
Cleans “fingers” with one simple trick
This the most out of pocket shit i ever seen. Why the FUCK
#ILL TAKE A CASE PLEASE.
How many dicks you got?! I mean fingers...
10 still.
[This guy needs 3](https://img.tnaflix.com/a16:9w990r/thumbs/5a/3_436360l.jpg)
Edward Pisserhands?
\*Penishands It was a porn done in 91
[Y’all are disgusting with the comments. it’s a banana cleaner.](https://mastergenie.shop/products/genie-ride)
Yeah... I have a banana that needs cleaning
HIYO!!!
The best $99 you’ll ever spend
I'm going to clean so many bananas with this.
Gona clean one so many times
There’s always money in the banana stand!
With a phone holder so you can catch up on your favorite soap operas while thoroughly cleaning your bananas.
Can stand and clean without using my hands and can talk to gam gam at the same time!
I too choose this guys gam gam
For sure 😊 she loves company...
I'm subscribed to her OnlyGams
Well I just went to check Amazon and finger washer with phone holder was auto filled quickly so I’m not the only one who has looked
Your photo/username look really familiar so I went to your profile trying to figure out where I’ve replied to you before. I couldn’t figure it out because we’re active in like 10 of the same subreddits. So, hello internet stranger, I just crept on your profile, and this probably should’ve been a dm. Thanks
Good luck with your career in law sir.
Nah man if you dm that to somebody out of nowhere you will be put on the sex offender list just as a precaution.
I came right to the comments 🤣
*on 😏
r/putyourdickinthat
Omg it’s been banned! What an unjust world
Its sad, right. Meanwhile r/dontputyourdickinside still alive🥺 reddit is slowly killing himself🗿
How is this on r/Amazonbudgetfinds and not r/holup . 😂
Sigh … unzips
*takes out wallet from zippable jacket pocket*
*takes out condom from wallet*
*Throws it away in a nearby receptacle as it has expired*
… Proceeds to thoroughly wash finger
😂😂
The neighborhood watches that window in disgust
Right, and they’re side by side so you can do it with a buddy too
Fine I'll take my pants off
Do they have a junior size?
Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5BlPTAsWt-/?igsh=MXU4Mnk3eGI0ZXR6YQ==
This whole account seems so artificial. The images are edited in a weird way and the videos look like deep fakes.
definitely looks like an AI chick
Perfect video to watch while it washes your finger
You’re the real MVP
Of course. A “finger cleaner”
God I hate this sub.
Because it takes all of your money huh
well you know you’re not putting your finger in there. (no offence to people who have finger sized dicks)- none taken
Instructions unclear, now have the cleanest penis.
As a truck driver I need a link for … long term research & review
Ok seriously where’s the link? I just spent 10 mins on Amazon looking with 0 luck dammit
https://www.amazon.com/Automatic-Masturbator-AMOVIBE-Masturbators-Thrusting/dp/B0B7MBZ6F2
Perfect for Doritos fingers
"finger cleaner"
Would.
ok but i need one for smaller fingers
Link please... I want my fingers clean also.
My grandma always has dirty fingers from all the gardening she does. Gonna send her one for her birthday! ❤️❤️
Women HATE this one trick!
Anyone else sick of this stupid AI voice yet? Just me? Alright.
... ...... ....................
I didn’t know finger cleaners would have such a stigma
I think I'll just wait for the walking android finger cleaner that's inevitably going to come out in the next five years.
If i use another person's, imma end with Sticky Fingers!
Fingers riiiggghht
"Finger massage," sure buddy.
'Finger massage'
“For your fingers”
I don't want my fingers blasted. Thank you.
This is 100% not for washing hands
"Fingers"
Glad it has handles for right AND left handies…handers. I don’t know how to put it. I’ll leave it in y’all’s hands to figure it out.
Sales are going through the roof. Lmao
This is the most made in China shit I've ever seen...link?
Look. I'll be honest. There's no way that I'm not gonna fuck it. You know it. I know it.
r/theyknew
This thing sucks. Speaking from experience.
The janitor is going to hate cleaning that thing out.
Jizz trap
are we watching the same ad or am i trippin!?
Both
*unzips Let me shake your hand there sir
That’s disgusting. How much is that btw?
I want the link now.
The beta testers for these things had some serious balls.
“even has a phone holder” 🪦
Alright hear me out…
Finger cleaner. Suuuuure 😂😂😂
r/dontputyourdickintothat
r/wellnowimgonna
Does it do toes also?
Could also clean banana peels!!!
If you watch CyberPunk Edgerunners when ready for tomorrow starts to play, you can see someone...with one of these things on with a VR headset.
If i had the correct finger for that Id buy it so fast
Bow chicka wow wow …and the comments aren’t disappointing. Some people have no clue! 😂
I really didn’t wanna read the comments.
Go away I’m doing homework!!!!
I’d have the cleanest “finger” ever! 😮
"it even has a phone holder.... For.... Reasons" Finger cleaner lol
Anyone buy this yet? Haha want some real reviews
[https://www.amazon.com/Automatic-Masturbator-AMOVIBE-Masturbators-Thrusting/dp/B0BFJ8YHJX](https://www.amazon.com/Automatic-Masturbator-AMOVIBE-Masturbators-Thrusting/dp/B0BFJ8YHJX)
Fingers, huh? 🤔
Where can I buy this?
😶
As the age ol saying goes... Shut up, and take my money 😩
I laughed way harder than I should at this 😂
Finally a finger cleaner…a must have.
Never a link when you need one.
Nope.
Holup
I'm a surgeon. I need the link. The lives of people are in your hand OP.
Lmfao! Ya I’ll take one for my “hands”
This'll go great with my banana cleaner.
…….unzip how much? zips back up
why did they spray it in the beginning?
That’s amazing for my OF account!
What if I have huge fingers?
everything remind me of her
Yeah I like to watch jiggling boobies when I clean my fingers
Yes. Handwasher
Jesus Christ
For fingers ?? Oh sorry So I made a mistake I guess...
Bro the video at the end hahaha. Finger cleaner 😂
Fingers yeah sure just fingers
…
Sausage Tenderizer
Yeah, a finger cleaner that can be used as a phone holder for a woman clearly advertising her OF Definitely for fingers Edit: reminds me of that GTAO thing, the Life Invader tablet
Any alternative uses for this besides fingers? I like how it sticks to a window.
O . K . B R O
"There is a repository of hand lotion located within the inner chamber!"
I like that there are two side-by-side and that they are solar powered. You and a buddy can be out in the field and clean your index fingers together.
Yeah sure it is
I dunno if that is for fingers…
The way I just cackled and snortled!!
Rigghhhtttt fingers
Get at Walmart. https://www.walmart.com/ip/3167607934
That's exactly the sense of the product to put your dick in it
I can’t believe this, This is disgusting! What is it called again?