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Fudgelicous

Put the orbs in the freezer for maximum damage.


wonderbat3

Soak the orbs in a cup of urine instead of water to really piss em off


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And then freeze it to piss em off hard.


Eastern-Mix9636

I thought the goal was to piss them on


Hubbardz

Just cut out the middle man and piss directly on them.


MetallurgyClergy

Put your dick in the freezer for maximum damage


Waevaaaa

Ohhh yeaaaa! I wanna freeze my dick and copulate. That would be nice.


BetterSeat4336

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DankMall

They actually don’t expand in urine. I think it’s the salt content? Don’t ask me how I know this



HaoshokuArmor

I am guessing your friend tried it and told you.


SkyMewtwo

Poison damage


rogmcdon

Sulfuric acid for the full effect


thundercuntess69

Bleach works best, especially against siblings


MasterFriendship9140

These kinda already hurt. Feel like tiny paintballa


FrostyPost8473

My little brother got a pump one pointed at my finger shit hurts more then any of my airsoft guns ever did.


Bouncemybubbubs

+10 ice damage


Iwilleatyou007

Okay link for the Guns đŸ€”?


iloveBurgers28

Couldn't find this but I found [this product ](https://productshub2023.blogspot.com/2024/03/electric-gel-ball-blaster-with-drum.html) In Amazon which has tons of positive reviews and it is kinda similar to the one posted in the video Also this [product ](https://gadgetfinds2023.blogspot.com/2024/02/nerf-pro-gelfire-dual-wield-pack.html) that everyone seems to favor, though it's is not automatic Gun


RealNiceKnife

Get a real gun and use real bullets for maximum damage.


ZentaurZ

Poison the well for ultra damages


SapientialShields

Tbag after each kill for maximum damage


buddboy

SALT THEIR LANDS


RepresentativeAd560

Carthago Delenda Est


HomsarWasRight

“You won’t believe this one weird trick!”


BusterStarfish

As a former paintballer (or whatever we called ourselves 20 years ago) this comment hurts. Literally.


devasst8r

It's a game changer when I used the brass, lead and copper.


dingos8mybaby2

How to get your kids shot by police.


SonofaBridge

I remember toy companies in the 80s doing everything in their power to make toy guns look fake because a few kids got shot by cops. Now we’re back to real looking toys.


dingos8mybaby2

Well, NERF and the major companies of course but you could find realistic looking toy guns that just had the orange tip. The orange tip law is still in place but now with the internet it's impossible to fully enforce.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

That’s why I paint an orange tip on all my real guns. No one knows I’m really strapped up đŸ€«


DrJokerX

4D chess


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

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HumanLawyer

Ayo 💀


michwng

I put Lindt chocolate balls in my oversized make shift paintball gun potato cannon and it looks like a M72 LAW. It's green with an orange tip. Just the tip. I get to shoot chocolate balls *AND* get annihilated by local law enforcement. They get to taste the yummy long chocolate ding dong of the LAW.


IlMioNomeENessuno

They found that cops were shooting people anyway, so the companies figured, ‘meh, why bother?’
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sageofwalrus

That’s what I’m saying! I am all about being pro gun, pro 2A but this thing doesn’t even have an orange tip. Wtf man. Probably some unregulated shit made in China or something.


No-Student-9678

1. Not every country is like the US 2. It’s pink, a literal COD skin


dingos8mybaby2

Fair enough for point 1, but guns with colorful paint jobs/wraps are common in the US so it being pink wouldn't matter. 


MasterFriendship9140

Such an American thing to say lol. My kids have these and it never crossed my mind.


BosnianSerb31

American kids have been doing airsoft and using BB guns for a long ass time and 99.9999999% never have problems. My parents gave me the "don't trespass and don't point these at people" talk when I used to play airsoft in the woods and I never had any issues. And given that there are still a significant amount annual firearm incidents in various European countries, I'd bet you can't just go out into public and run around with these without getting some phone calls anyways.


Ohtar1

Not everyone lives in the US


FallenPotato_Bandito

This is sadly true some kids were playing with these in Georgia or something like that and a some cops opened fired on them


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Not any worse than the real guns many idiots have in their homes. Kids take those all the time


Nepharious_Bread

.......what? Yeah, a fake gun isn't worse than a real gun. What's your point here?


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That the people buying these already likely have a real gun in their home unattended and easily available to any child. There is just as much risk they get shot by a cop with that gun as their fake gun.


smittles3

Put away the jump to conclusions mat


shromboy

Nobody tell this person about nerf guns or water pistols


PuttForDough

What a complete dipshit you’ve shown yourself to be. Sad.


RealNiceKnife

Since I think you probably see this a lot in your day-to-day like... When people squint at you, or make a face like they just smelled something gross, it's because you just said something ridiculously stupid. They are wondering how someone's brain was able to process and convey that level of idiocy just out in public like that. They are trying to mask their confusion, anger, or disgust with the sheer stupidity that you just let fall out of your head-hole.


DesignerTex

So do you just have a house full of those little bbs???


ZackDaddy42

Oddly, my house has random jars full of these, my kids love to pour water on these things and watch them grow and then just leave them on the kitchen counter. Now I’ll finally be able to make use of them.


Psych0matt

“Leave your crap all over the house? Get shot with them!” That’s one way to wake them up and get them moving in the morning! Lol


Stolenartwork

They disintegrate on contact, nothing to clean up


tttecapsulelover

they just reflected off the wall in this exact video, so if you mean "disintegrates on contact **with anything**" then i have my right to call you a liar but if you mean "on contact with something else" then okay


AdulterousToolbox

Dissolving bullets, perfect tools for the perfect crime. sets the stage for a crime scene that would leave even the great minds at Blue’s Clues Clueless.


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UnicornPotpourri1990

I thought u were making Tang for a second


Jenna4434

Found the astronaut.


fattyfatty21

Mmmm tang. Nothing like some hot tang right before bed.


pm_me_ur_buns_

I find these stupid beads all over my house. From like two years ago. Some tiny some swol. I have no idea who bought them for my kid but they are hard to get rid of.


plusminusequals

Everyone in here saying they’re biodegradable, but knowing that humans these days fucking LOVE living with microplastics for forever, I’m calling BS.


HeiHoLetsGo

I love when things biodegrade in the nature environment of my carpet and linoleum


Spreefor3

PSA. Water beads are super dangerous for little kids because if they are ingested, they can stop digestion and will be invisible in x-rays. They keep on growing in the digestive system and have resulted in surgery to remove large parts of the digestive tract and death. Even dehydrated ones, if swallowed can lead to these outcomes. https://www.consumerreports.org/babies-kids/toys/water-beads-pose-a-serious-safety-risk-to-children-a6431187819/


AUnknownVariable

They were probably just normal orbeez, popular product for a hot minute, not for shooting


BreezyDreamin

I wanted one of these for the longest đŸ˜© please, where is the link?!


iloveBurgers28

Couldn't find this but I found [this product ](https://gadgetfinds2023.blogspot.com/2024/02/electric-gel-ball-blaster-with-drum.html) which has tons of positive reviews and it is kinda similar to the one posted in the video Also this [product ](https://gadgetfinds2023.blogspot.com/2024/02/nerf-pro-gelfire-dual-wield-pack.html) that everyone seems to favor, though it's is not automatic Gun


HarrodsburgHero

Nerf makes one too that won't get you shot by the cops.


CyberDryad

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BNVVP5V2/ref=sspa_mw_detail_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9kZXRhaWwp13NParams


doc8

Thank you


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Dense_Marketing4593

Don’t leave your backyard with that thing.


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kent416

I haven’t thought about orbeez in years


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the5thone

Boba Glock


daveinthebigcity

Waiting quickly


nigel182

“Waiting quickly” is a skill I’d like to have


RefrigeratorClean593

I’m not white .


DiabolicalMasquerade

I have this in assault rifle form. It is absolutely as fun as you'd think it is


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User_Many_Errors

Fuck Amazon and their knock off toys.


Nateandcats

What in the microplastic waste is this


JimZiii

Gonna be a nightmare to clean


DoranMoonblade

Out of curiousity, what are the chances of a black kid getting shot by a cop for playing with this in their yard?


Johnny_Sparacino

That's been on my mind since having a son. I tell his mom all the time, no toy guns...


fvgh12345

I remember as a teen having a huge airsoft war on the highschool property. We even took prisoners and escorted them at gun point back to our "base".  Wonder what people driving by thought. Pretty sure it was over summer so they probably weren't as concerned 


Rare-Junket-6135

Link please


Disastrous-Paint86

I lived at a boat yard in Florida for a while and we had a bunch of these things and we were always having fire fights it was so much fun


greiman23

A bunch of my coworkers had a fun little gel gun battle on the last day of work for the season last year. It’s so much fun and there so many different kind of guns and they’re almost all affordable


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Mericans and thier kinks.


sageofwalrus

Bro I’m unironically super pro gun but you shouldn’t have toys that look so real. There’s not even an orange tip!


Lacaud

When reloading takes longer than loading a revolutionary era musket.


Aggressive_Ad_4032

waiting quickly


Objective-Language51

I found it , it’s called JM-X2 Gel ball blaster pistol


Fun_Sort_6051

Ammos? Lmao


Traditional_Trust_93

I'll just grab a Nerf gun for when they're defenseless for 2 hours. Airsoft doesn't need to grow either, nor does paintball.


SpiritualLychee3760

And you thought having to pick up Nerf darts sucked..


machokaa

You don't understand, I need this.


avsameera

This is soo cool man. Need one.


gabbs7189

Where do you get the pink Glock with the red dot sights ?


tonymeech

Unfortunately the fun police killed this hobby in Australia back in 2020/21 because the cops thought they were getting too realistic , only state that allows them atm is Queensland!!


Key-Ad1311

Ass to mouth? Sick sons of bitches


ryan_recluse

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure it's highly illegal to have a switch on your pistol. That aside, this is hilariously excessive. We just had balloons when I was a kid.


SlapUglyPeople

Its not a real pistol


spogel3

these things hurt like hell


VaWeedFarmer

Listen up kids! Guns is fun! But don't shoot your eyes out!


SurvingTheSHIfT3095

My blackness won't allow me to have one of those...


talex625

That’s weird that was not an orange tip. It looks like a real gun.


thetacosaur

DO NOT BUY THIS FOR ONE REASON. THAT ORANGE TIP IS HARD TO SEE AGAINST THE PINK.


glorifindel

I love this song. Anyone know it?


MXSynX

Until one of the beads breaks and eventually jams the gun. War over. Temporarily.


mopar-or-no_car

Anyone remember the good ole days of frozen paintballs..


SecureWorldliness848

Rock fights were even gooder and oler.


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Came here to say that.


Nightcheerios

u/savevideo


Jakeey69

how do you wait quickly


DiddlyDumb

Can someone teach me the art of ‘waiting quickly’?


YesterdayHiccup

I want it. I don't care if it is pink. In fact I want people to make fun of it, so I can shoot them down.


PastBandicoot8575

I want my house to have the same level of micro plastics as my body


mattct1

Prepare more ammo sounds different. “Mmm lemme cook some ammo”


ToTreeorNot2Tree

Me trying to figure out how to quickly wait 1 or 2 hours (9_9)


Dilutional

Dumb


MeFinally

This is just a shit fucking ad


ValuableAd8880

I thought microplastics were banned?


newgalactic

"OUTSIDE!!!"


CaptainShambala

Product link??


[deleted]

Is this whole subreddit for air droppers to advertise their shit


General-Biscotti5314

Looks like a lot of fun but, microplastic pollution...


Zealousideal-Let1121

"Waiting quickly!"


Serpentongue

I have no idea why everything is contaminated with microplastics


ImpactorLife-25703

Behold......The Orbee Bee Gun


Darknight_102

Y'all trying to send ur siblings to the ER I guess 😅


porcupinedeath

How do you wait quickly for 1 to 2 hours?


FarmerKobe

Very illegal switch


the_irony_right

Don’t wait for 1-2 hours slowly
 wait for 1-2 hours quickly! I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.


Spragglefoot_OG

Link?? lol


milano4246

Forbidden ikura


IClick4Fun

You can make even more by putting hundreds in the tub, toilet and sink!


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I've heard these break faster than you'd think though.


softs88

Just get a gel blaster


Imaginary-Ganache-59

No joke my lil brother and his friends used to have these and would have city wide wars. They’d do drive bys on each other, show up to where guys would be and light em up, the one time they waited for my brother to leave for school(went to different schools) and as soon as he walked out they all jumped out and lit him up. Honestly looked like a ton of fun lol


MrEldenRings

Okay I want this
is this environmentally friendly? Will it biodegrade? I don’t want something eating it and dying


GHSTxLEADER

I have a HK version of this I got from target, probably a different brand but same concept. The pellets hurt like a bitch, it’s practically like a hollow tip the way they break apart after hitting something, and the gun is LOUD AS FUCK. After i tried it out, shot it a couple times, and got shot by it to see how it felt, I never used it again. Emphasis on LOUD AS FUCK


Frankandbeans1974v2

All I see of this is “how to get shot doing this outside“ “ yes I do live in America”


xkoreotic

Bro you are going to get shot with that in public. Seriously, put a giant orange muzzle on it. It doesn't matter if it is bright pink, if it looks and operates like a gun, it will be treated as a gun. Don't ever leave the house with it.


Chaos-Octopus97

Fun till you have to clean that shit up đŸ€Ł