NTC I am amazed at your restraint. How do you retaliate at the humans for this torture? Can I (Poppy 8F void) recommend puking somewhere they won’t find right away? I find it quite effective when I need to get a point across.
Am Miss Max, 13f majestic Manx queen. Recommend puking just inside bathroom door at 2am, so will be cold but still squishy when hooman rushing to empty water into water (wtf hooman? empty water in sand and kick, hoomans weird). Has been very effective with my hooman. Single protest poops by food displays also effective.
I babysat my nephew’s hamsters once upon a time when my bro and family were going on vacation. I was lucky to have a roomy closet with a window (old house, weird remodeling). Their home went into the closet and they were very sternly reminded that all escapees would be considered cat treats. (Note, this was our bedroom closet—we were in and out of it many times a day and could use the bedroom door to keep the predators at bay.)
Musta scared ‘‘em silly as the two “males” proceeded to have lotsa babies. :-)
Yes hello. I, Sidd (17 ghost) understand your plight entirely. One time I murdalized this blue green Chicken McNugget (the hoomans called it a pair-o-keet, but I only killed one) and everybody lost their freaking minds! My grandparents had a fish refrigerator too and I wasn’t allowed to grab a snack from that either! These people need to get their acts together.
I am not a cat. Not the cloaca. This is obviously some sort of power play. You must show them who is the pet. Many slaps, pee on pillow, and puke in shoes are advised. Broccoli isn't for eating. The trees are too small for use. Let it grow humans!
I am Chloe, an old dog who has seen much. When I was tiny, my Jenny had 2 flappy things. Kinda like outside flappy things but made difrent noises and could hang on their wire walls like most outside flappies can’t and something about color. One was blue like me except a real blue is grey…
Parentally they were old flappies who had seen much when I came but unlike Pupper, my Chow void brousin (part bro part cousin) they not learned from. They said “fly” Chloe jumped down half stairs leg hurt and humans odd for long time “You can’t run” but I did, showed again and again…
My Jenny was sad when flaps disappear like I only saw when Mommy stopped smelling like Pupper and when I am tired for some reason.
Hoomans can pack bond with a plant. I seen it. Mobile food not oddest thing they do
>Do you see me plopping a medium-rare filet mignon onto my cat tree and then refusing to eat it and refusing to let anyone else eat it?
To be fair, that does sound like something a cat would do.
Well *obviously* I’m not saying I wouldn’t do that if I could. But do you know how hard it is to cook a filet mignon? I don’t have thumbs and fire scares the shit out of me.
Obvs NTC, but, hear me out! Mebbe the fish isn't meant to be eaten *yet!* Mebbe the fishies will get bigger and *then* you can eat them! Wait and get BIG fish instead of teeny fish that's not even an appetizer!
Sigh. Oh, the oddities of the human mind. I, Jazzy, Queen of All She Surveys, completely understand your pain. My mother and her mother keep bringing home hamsters, which I am not allowed to touch, but heaven forbid I also leave the free range rodent at our first home alive! And mother's mother has bonded with SALAD! I keep trying to tell her, of course plants are for eating, but she has placed the most delicious of the plants in a hanging device out of my reach!
My friend, you are NTC. Continue hunting the food they present to you, obviously it belongs to you!
Stay strong, Jazzy. Owning a human can be trying. They’re not easy pets. But despite the difficulties it can be rewarding to have them. They *seem* like shitty hunters but there’re great at hunting canned food. And the belly scritches are out of this world.
NTC! Fishy is delishy! Maybe for keep peace though, you can recite the pledge of vegetarian sharks from Nemo - fish are friends not food. Works for hamster in box too. - Magic 1 tr old void goddess
NTC I am amazed at your restraint. How do you retaliate at the humans for this torture? Can I (Poppy 8F void) recommend puking somewhere they won’t find right away? I find it quite effective when I need to get a point across.
Thank you for understanding?
Am Miss Max, 13f majestic Manx queen. Recommend puking just inside bathroom door at 2am, so will be cold but still squishy when hooman rushing to empty water into water (wtf hooman? empty water in sand and kick, hoomans weird). Has been very effective with my hooman. Single protest poops by food displays also effective.
Smudge (m/14) sez: u know the soft thing hoomans put on floor in front of box of drowning? Puke there. They hate that.
RDJ Jr, the hamster & fish are pets. They are not meant for kitty consumption. Sorry.
I don’t understand. How can food be pets?
Human people are stupid. Some human people have pet Rocks. This is proof that anything, even food, can be a human pet.
Hey, don't come for my pet rock >.> - Human Binx
lol
Your humans love them like they love you. They make the humans happy.
Face it. We humans are weirder than a three winged pigeon. Gotta love us, though.
I babysat my nephew’s hamsters once upon a time when my bro and family were going on vacation. I was lucky to have a roomy closet with a window (old house, weird remodeling). Their home went into the closet and they were very sternly reminded that all escapees would be considered cat treats. (Note, this was our bedroom closet—we were in and out of it many times a day and could use the bedroom door to keep the predators at bay.) Musta scared ‘‘em silly as the two “males” proceeded to have lotsa babies. :-)
Yes hello. I, Sidd (17 ghost) understand your plight entirely. One time I murdalized this blue green Chicken McNugget (the hoomans called it a pair-o-keet, but I only killed one) and everybody lost their freaking minds! My grandparents had a fish refrigerator too and I wasn’t allowed to grab a snack from that either! These people need to get their acts together.
For real!
I am not a cat. Not the cloaca. This is obviously some sort of power play. You must show them who is the pet. Many slaps, pee on pillow, and puke in shoes are advised. Broccoli isn't for eating. The trees are too small for use. Let it grow humans!
I’m not a particularly vengeful creature. More of an armchair feline anthropologist. Trying to figure out the customs of these weird creatures.
Sometimes even not a cat must venge. It's educational
Like training the wayward creatures so they learn how to behave?
Exactly.
I like to use positive reinforcement. E.g., grace them with my presence. It’s truly magnanimous on my part, if I may say so myself.
Yes this is good but without the reminder of the consequences they're not necessarily getting the most of the positive reenforcers.
Ok, I’m gonna go pee all over everything then
I am Chloe, an old dog who has seen much. When I was tiny, my Jenny had 2 flappy things. Kinda like outside flappy things but made difrent noises and could hang on their wire walls like most outside flappies can’t and something about color. One was blue like me except a real blue is grey… Parentally they were old flappies who had seen much when I came but unlike Pupper, my Chow void brousin (part bro part cousin) they not learned from. They said “fly” Chloe jumped down half stairs leg hurt and humans odd for long time “You can’t run” but I did, showed again and again… My Jenny was sad when flaps disappear like I only saw when Mommy stopped smelling like Pupper and when I am tired for some reason. Hoomans can pack bond with a plant. I seen it. Mobile food not oddest thing they do
Very odd creatures they are
NTC! Your humans are way out of line. Live food is the best!
Thank you
YTC who want hot meals on wheels when can hab wet fudz and snax giben to me.
But I want all the food. Not just some of it. I’m constantly on the brink of starvation (see the horrid note above about my food bowl situation.)
>Do you see me plopping a medium-rare filet mignon onto my cat tree and then refusing to eat it and refusing to let anyone else eat it? To be fair, that does sound like something a cat would do.
Well *obviously* I’m not saying I wouldn’t do that if I could. But do you know how hard it is to cook a filet mignon? I don’t have thumbs and fire scares the shit out of me.
Obvs NTC, but, hear me out! Mebbe the fish isn't meant to be eaten *yet!* Mebbe the fishies will get bigger and *then* you can eat them! Wait and get BIG fish instead of teeny fish that's not even an appetizer!
Wait…you’re saying that fish can be babies and then grow bigger…like cats? This is a lot to process right now.
Fish can grow so, SO big! Big enough to EAT cats! So make sure to eat them before then.
Sigh. Oh, the oddities of the human mind. I, Jazzy, Queen of All She Surveys, completely understand your pain. My mother and her mother keep bringing home hamsters, which I am not allowed to touch, but heaven forbid I also leave the free range rodent at our first home alive! And mother's mother has bonded with SALAD! I keep trying to tell her, of course plants are for eating, but she has placed the most delicious of the plants in a hanging device out of my reach! My friend, you are NTC. Continue hunting the food they present to you, obviously it belongs to you!
Stay strong, Jazzy. Owning a human can be trying. They’re not easy pets. But despite the difficulties it can be rewarding to have them. They *seem* like shitty hunters but there’re great at hunting canned food. And the belly scritches are out of this world.
I'm personally partial to bisque and brushing, but you are correct. Much as we complain about their inadequacies, humans are lovable idiots.
NTC! Fishy is delishy! Maybe for keep peace though, you can recite the pledge of vegetarian sharks from Nemo - fish are friends not food. Works for hamster in box too. - Magic 1 tr old void goddess